Art Bell

[Lord Grantham]

While this guy has always come across as a charlatan, the "art voice" did give me a chill. Whichever program he's using to manipulate speech tones, he nailed it.

You can pretty much disregard anything associated with "Huff Paranormal" 

[ItsOver]

Bwhahahahhaahaha..."competently hosted" LMAO!!!!! Just for those who want a definition...

Competently...

in an acceptable and satisfactory, though not outstanding, way.
"it's only competently sung and it's all but devoid of character"

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I really hope no one ever refers to me being competent at anything.

I also find the spamming of the NYE county sheriffs to be absolutely childish. Then again what did I expect from Keith and Company.... :

Nice.    Jorch may be incompetent but at least he can be amusingly incompetent, at times. 

[bellNwhistle]

You can pretty much disregard anything associated with "Huff Paranormal"

It was so real that Bell even called Huff by name!

[AppealPlay]

Has Chunga commented on Art's passing?

[ponyboysunset]

Nice.    Jorch may be incompetent but at least he can be amusingly incompetent, at times.

I agree. God it's still funny to me. I really, truly want to know "the rest of the story"....in the most Paul Harvey way ever!
We know she's not his daughter. So what does that leave us with? Just some random woman from bellgab who was on the gabcast? Who knew MV had so much power?  But yet Art took Heather over MV? I think most of us really enjoy MV's style, especially his epic rants and would much prefer him over Heather. Inquiring minds want to know.

[bellNwhistle]

I agree. God it's still funny to me. I really, truly want to know "the rest of the story"....in the most Paul Harvey way ever!
We know she's not his daughter. So what does that leave us with? Just some random woman from bellgab who was on the gabcast? Who knew MV had so much power?  But yet Art took Heather over MV? I think most of us really enjoy MV's style, especially his epic rants and would much prefer him over Heather. Inquiring minds want to know.

She posted 13 hours ago:

I will tell the truth when I come back on. Everyone just wants a piece of Art and it makes me mad! 

She also claims "BULL" on either the fact that George/his producer tried to call her and/or Keith for confirmation before reporting, or  that he actually was upset about the loss. Not sure which, and not sure that it matters, considering this truth she has about what  really went down. 

Which makes you wonder, if he died in his sleep, how else could it have gone down?  :

[ponyboysunset]

She posted 13 hours ago:

I will tell the truth when I come back on. Everyone just wants a piece of Art and it makes me mad! 

She also claims "BULL" on either the fact that George/his producer tried to call her and/or Keith for confirmation before reporting, or  that he actually was upset about the loss. Not sure which, and not sure that it matters, considering this truth she has about what  really went down. 

Which makes you wonder, if he died in his sleep, how else could it have gone down?  :

Hey there Bells! I agree with all of that. What else is there to tell? He died in his sleep end of story. What, Art Bell's death is an exclusive on a show hardly anyone listens too?

Love your avatar pic too! So cute!

[GravitySucks]

Bwhahahahhaahaha..."competently hosted" LMAO!!!!! Just for those who want a definition...

Competently...

in an acceptable and satisfactory, though not outstanding, way.
"it's only competently sung and it's all but devoid of character"

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I really hope no one ever refers to me being competent at anything.

I also find the spamming of the NYE county sheriffs to be absolutely childish. Then again what did I expect from Keith and Company.... :

Being called competent is like getting a performance review that says “I cannot recommend this person too highly.”

[ponyboysunset]

Being called competent is like getting a performance review that says “I cannot recommend this person too highly.”

Yes, exactly! It's equal to the 'C' student. Hardly someone you want to leave your legacy to. I will say I have enjoyed listening to old Art Bell shows the last few days though. There was something magical about that time.

[SredniVashtar]

Yeah no kidding. I have nothing against Heather and hope she has success, I just don't listen anymore because she's not Art. I'm wondering too whether Art's wife is going to move away and leave Heather as the sole owner of the property. Maybe she could convert it to a paranormal museum like the Forrest Ackerman mansion in California which is a magnet for horror and scifi fans. Charge $20 a head for tours, conduct seminars, mass consciousness experiments, maybe a Ouija board seance or two. Clowns and balloons for the kids, face painting and a ferris wheel out back. Guess I'm just a carnval barker at heart. Hey I'd better delete this post before Keith sees it and starts getting ideas. 

I was thinking something along the lines of Lenin's Tomb, where they could embalm the old boy. They could prop him in the corner of the studio while Heather is broadcasting (just to show he is still involved, and the frightful old bag is still getting better every day). Failing that, they could build a little shrine in the compound and sell tickets for fans to pay their respects. Platinum members get 10 minutes 'private time'. Although we'd have to limit those in case of block bookings from Australia.

[Roswells, Art]

She posted 13 hours ago:

I will tell the truth when I come back on. Everyone just wants a piece of Art and it makes me mad! 

Translation: I finagled my way in to Art's life so I recognize when others are doing it too. Hey Art fans, I got here first, well, second really since he's married but that is irrelevant.

[ponyboysunset]

I was thinking something along the lines of Lenin's Tomb, where they could embalm the old boy. They could prop him in the corner of the studio while Heather is broadcasting (just to show he is still involved, and the frightful old bag is still getting better every day). Failing that, they could build a little shrine in the compound and charge tickets for fans to pay their respects. Platinum members get 10 minutes 'private time'. Although we'd have to limit those in case of block bookings from Australia.

Lenin with perhaps an Elvis Presley/Graceland flair to it? We really need to stop giving them ideas. 

[ItsOver]

She posted 13 hours ago:

"I will tell the truth when I come back on. Everyone just wants a piece of Art and it makes me mad!"  ...

Uh huh, yeah, right.  Tell us about your piece, HW.

[damon]

She posted 13 hours ago:

I will tell the truth when I come back on. Everyone just wants a piece of Art and it makes me mad! 

She also claims "BULL" on either the fact that George/his producer tried to call her and/or Keith for confirmation before reporting, or  that he actually was upset about the loss. Not sure which, and not sure that it matters, considering this truth she has about what  really went down. 

Which makes you wonder, if he died in his sleep, how else could it have gone down?  :

Does Heather knows that Falkie wants all of Art's Stuff too?? Asking for a friend

[Taco Bell]

Lenin with perhaps an Elvis Presley/Graceland flair to it? We really need to stop giving them ideas. 

Now I'm going to start mass producing "Velvet Bell" paintings, set up shop in a Pahrump parking lot and sell my wares.

[PB the Deplorable]

http://midnightinthedesert.com/art-bell-r-i-p/ 

The grammar and style are appalling.

The style is known as High Awfulness.  Clunky and overelaborate

Remarkably, the ''quote'' from Heather near the end is in the same overdone wooden syntax as the rest of it.

[ItsOver]

I was thinking something along the lines of Lenin's Tomb, where they could embalm the old boy. They could prop him in the corner of the studio while Heather is broadcasting (just to show he is still involved, and the frightful old bag is still getting better every day). Failing that, they could build a little shrine in the compound and sell tickets for fans to pay their respects. Platinum members get 10 minutes 'private time'. Although we'd have to limit those in case of block bookings from Australia.

Heh, heh, heh.  Jazmunda's Mecca.  "Roswells, Roswells, Roswells...."

[PB the Deplorable]

I can't think of anything more inappropriate than using an obit to justify your lousy show...

Maybe you can't but Falkie could.  Think credit cards

[GravitySucks]

Now I'm going to start mass producing "Velvet Bell" paintings, set up shop in a Pahrump parking lot and sell my wares.

Will it still be art?

[malachi.martini]

Just caught up with Heather and Keiths grotesque handling of their cash cows death, it's amazing after all this time they have ZERO self awareness.

What celeb will they court next to keep this shit show afloat? I'm thinking they'll approach Whitley and get him to occasionally post about how 'competent' a host Heather is.

[Taco Bell]

Will it still be art?

Well, it's not steven.

[SredniVashtar]

The style is known as High Awfulness.  Clunky and overelaborate

Remarkably, the ''quote'' from Heather near the end is in the same overdone wooden syntax as the rest of it.

Yeah, I could hear her god-awful syrupy voice all the way through, complete with theatrical intakes of breath and vocal fry.

[ItsOver]

Don't rest too easy, Jorch and HW.

https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/will-digital-resurrections-let-us-bring-back-dead-ncna865806

[ItsOver]

Now I'm going to start mass producing "Velvet Bell" paintings, set up shop in a Pahrump parking lot and sell my wares.

Well you accept Freedom Checks?  Asking for a friend.

[Taco Bell]

Well you accept Freedom Checks?  Asking for a friend.

Gotta clear that with my accountant from Pittsburgh

[ItsOver]

Gotta clear that with my accountant from Pittsburgh

Sounds promising.  Ask him if he likes freedom.  I know he likes money.

[damon]

http://midnightinthedesert.com/graham-hancock/ tonight show in the midnight in pahrump

[damon]

I got this in my email from coast to coast am.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/5-amazing-art-bell-audio-clips

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos#!/19799/51997/JC-Phone-Calls

[ponyboysunset]

Now I'm going to start mass producing "Velvet Bell" paintings, set up shop in a Pahrump parking lot and sell my wares.

This is what I love about bellgab! LOL. Your art is doomed to wind up over some ladie's couch in a trailer I fear. 

[PB the Deplorable]

She posted 13 hours ago:

I will tell the truth when I come back on. Everyone just wants a piece of Art and it makes me mad! 

She also claims "BULL" on either the fact that George/his producer tried to call her and/or Keith for confirmation...

Who doesn't enjoy a good self induced train wreck.  She's turning her return into Don't Miss radio, at least until my ears start bleeding.