Art Bell

[Swishypants]

Meh, not this one so much. I still think there's lots to discuss and ponder out there, in here, etc. 

Most of it is explainable as decades of bloated post WWII bureaucracy and careerism masquerading as something more interesting. It seems like it's "something" but it's just greed; personal or structural.

[Dr. MD MD]

Most of it is explainable as decades of bloated post WWII bureaucracy and careerism masquerading as something more interesting. It seems like it's "something" but it's just greed; personal or structural.

Even if that's all it is I still find the process of exposing it fascinatingly interesting. 

[Swishypants]

Even if that's all it is I still find the process of exposing it fascinatingly interesting. 

Dealing in this stuff is more interesting that self-reflection and actualization at the very least. Life is depressing. Conspiracy is fascination.

[Dr. MD MD]

Dealing in this stuff is more interesting that self-reflection and actualization at the very least. Life is depressing. Conspiracy is fascination.

I wouldn't say more interesting but as interesting, though I understand what you mean about the pain of self-reflection.

[Swishypants]

I'm just retired with nothing better to fuckin' do!

[GravitySucks]

It's a long game my friend. Backpeddling will only sink the hook deeper!

Better check your polident. Don't want you to lose your choppers if you go for the deep water.

[Swishypants]

Better check your polident. Don't want you to lose your choppers if you go for the deep water.

I swim in the molten core my friend; been doing this since the days of 300 baud modems.

[Swishypants]

http://www.jimforeman.com/Stories/fokker.htm

[someguy]

His second eldest son came out as gay--although he got cold feet and said his teacher gave him two beers and two tokes on a marijuana cigarette before he bent over and let him bugger him up the ass

dude that is way over the fuckin line

[someguy]

So now that you're all thoroughly impressed, what I want you to do is set to raping; as is your penchant in this dilapidated forum; filled with the poor, the stoned, the middle-aged, the boomers that are elderly but still try to tell themselves they are middle-aged. Sweet young fields of tender conspiracy have grown brittle. The AM radio flickers with only the snowy faint signal of sports talk radio. All attempts at finding a placebo meet with frustration after a few months. And only the long shadows from the trashcan fires, along with the wafting scent of port toilet wine manufactured from seasoned Malt Vinegar packets from Long John Silver's offer any solace from the regrets in life. Oh to be young, and next to the C. Crane again! Oh! Oh! Oooooooooh yeah Jim! Right in the dirt button!

take your pillsyou fuckin loon

[Swishypants]

dude that is way over the fuckin line

I'm happy to offend you twinkle toes! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OUTSTANDING!

[Jackstar]

Premier runs at a 30 Billion dollar deficit. Noory is this Turkish guy who comes out of nowhere to displace Bell. It's going on two decades and you suns-ah-bitches can't figure it out yet. LOL!

These are bold, insightful insights from the guy who somehow never heard of this place until a week ago.

[Swishypants]

These are bold, insightful insights from the guy who somehow never heard of this place until a week ago.

I'd heard about it long before. I just never bothered to read it or sign up for it. This stuff is just common sense, at least it is if you approach it without a lot of fantastical static about the nature of the world in your headgear.

[someguy]

I'm happy to offend you twinkle toes! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OUTSTANDING!

please take your medication

[Dr. MD MD]

please take your medication

Oooh! How original.  :

[Swishypants]

please take your medication

Let me ask you something. Do you think homosexuality is ok?

[WOTR]

Let me ask you something. Do you think homosexuality is ok?

It's a lot easier (and quicker) to download grindr than cruise Bellgab...

[Dr. MD MD]

It's a lot easier (and quicker) to download grindr than cruise Bellgab...

And you know this from experience, sir? 

[paladin1991]

You know who sits around patting themselves on the back and talking about their "brothers?" Guys who didn't spend very much time on the sharp end. The ones who have had had enough of that crap and don't care to wallow in it, nor discuss it, and they damn sure aren't proud of it bud.

Proud of my service.  It was Honorable.  Proud of my brothers.  They are Men of Honor.  Sounds like you have a problem.  Maybe you should seek help.  I know after a while I had to.  I kept getting angry.  *shrug*   

[Dr. MD MD]

Proud of my service.  It was Honorable.  Proud of my brothers.  They are Men of Honor.  Sounds like you have a problem.  Maybe you should seek help.  I know after a while I had to.  I kept getting angry.  *shrug*

It's OK, gunny. Remember what we talked about? Just count to 10 and suppress the urge to rip someone's head off and shit down their neck. 

[WOTR]

And you know this from experience, sir? 

I have a "friend" who has tried both methods and reported back that it took at least a week of asking people on BG if they were gay before hooking up. 

[Dr. MD MD]

I have a "friend" who has tried both methods and reported back that it took at least a week of asking people on BG if they were gay before hooking up.

Yeah but which was the preferred hookup?

[paladin1991]

It's OK, gunny. Remember what we talked about? Just count to 10 and suppress the urge to rip someone's head off and shit down their neck. 

LOL.  Thanks Doc. 

[Swishypants]

What conflict did you deploy into? 1990/1? Not that training exercise where we lost a grand total of 3 people to actual fighting and 69 to friendly fucking fire was it? Ever read Baudriliard?

[Swishypants]

No, wait, don't tell me it was THE BIG ONE! Grenada! LOL!

[someguy]

Let me ask you something. Do you think homosexuality is ok?

I love to suck huge dicks

[Jackstar]

I kept getting angry.  *shrug*

Now, you just stay that way.  *rimshot*

[Jackstar]

I love to suck huge dicks

Yes, but you're a huge pussy, so, no homo.

[someguy]

titties? no way! pussy vaginas? no thanks! give me huge black dicks and I'll suck em

[Jackstar]

What conflict did you deploy into?

Look, this new census taker--10/10 for dress style, but minus several million for bad timing.