Art Bell

[heater]

Pahrump Valley Times is reporting the passing of Art Bell.

I'm pretty heartbroken and unable to speak.

www.pahrumpvalleytimes.com/artbellradiolegenddies/355636/dahj3

LucaParcelli!  It took me way to long to get it.

[ItsOver]

Who would play Art? Is William B. Davis still alive? He would be a good choice. Walter Matthau is long gone. The stalker could be played by anyone obviously, since they never existed. Cameo by Noory. We could get that fella who played Corky in Life Goes On. Directed by that blob of shit J Shulman or whatever his name was.
That would be entertaining.

Noory's big chance for Hollywood.  Jorch plays Art. That should royally piss-off Bell.  Just another Tommee/ Wagner production.

[Richard Groyper]

I think Art's wife is leading the ISIS offensive in the Philippines from his studio. Why did she brainwash him and make him grow tits? WHY?!

[ACE of CLUBS]

Art who ........ ?

[luicfer6G6]

I think Art's wife is leading the ISIS offensive in the Philippines from his studio. Why did she brainwash him and make him grow tits? WHY?!

Art's a sex slave now? 

[Richard Groyper]

Art's a sex slave now? 

Allahu Akbar!

[damon]

Art's a sex slave now? 

What is the going rate for Art as a hooker??

[ItsOver]

What is the going rate for Art as a hooker??

Cheap.  A box of pizza rolls will do.

[Richard Groyper]

Cheap.  A box of pizza rolls will do.

George Bell? Art Noory? I'm having fever dreams again....

[ItsOver]

I think Art's wife is leading the ISIS offensive in the Philippines from his studio. Why did she brainwash him and make him grow tits? WHY?!

It's what HE wanted. 



The power of the torsion field is strong.

[Richard Groyper]

It's what HE wanted. 



The power of the torsion field is strong.

Only the immense girth of Sean David Morton could break the eVil grip of Hoags. Sheeeit.

[PB the Deplorable]

So was the goat the stalker?

[albrecht]

Only the immense girth of Sean David Morton could break the eVil grip of Hoags. Sheeeit.

I'm going to use him as a flotation-device if I ever find myself on a Conspirasea Cruise sinking event.

[Richard Groyper]

I'm going to use him as a flotation-device if I ever find myself on a Conspirasea Cruise sinking event.

He's big enough to be classified as her sister ship. [Fog Horn]

[albrecht]

He's big enough to be classified as her sister ship. [Fog Horn]

It is surprising a man of such girth and flamboyant style (I particularly like his tie there and his Knights Templar-esque robe he sometimes dons) can remain a fugitive, even just for a few days. I await the recording on Cops or US Marshal etc reality shows taking him down. Personally I have my eye on the local Golden Corral parking lot as I drive by for him. I'm assuming he is in a van, at minimum, so I particularly look for those. There was an old station-wagon circa early 80's (faux wood paneling etc) behind an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet today that I drove past (shocks were shot and car was riding low, so I thought, maybe a chance) but, alas, the homeless guy/fugitive inside was not SDM. I wonder, would Art grant him shelter?

[CozyRozie]

when i hit the link it goes to a page that talks about a dead goat.

HE HE, same shit, kek

Quitting?
Art didn't quit, he didn't jumped. Art got pushed.

(picture of ART the goat in that attachment,lol)

[Walks_At_Night]

It is surprising a man of such girth and flamboyant style (I particularly like his tie there and his Knights Templar-esque robe he sometimes dons) can remain a fugitive, even just for a few days. I await the recording on Cops or US Marshal etc reality shows taking him down. Personally I have my eye on the local Golden Corral parking lot as I drive by for him. I'm assuming he is in a van, at minimum, so I particularly look for those. There was an old station-wagon circa early 80's (faux wood paneling etc) behind an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet today that I drove past (shocks were shot and car was riding low, so I thought, maybe a chance) but, alas, the homeless guy/fugitive inside was not SDM. I wonder, would Art grant him shelter?

I dunno man.  I picture SDM as more of a Waffle House kind of a guy.

[CozyRozie]

I think Art's wife is leading the ISIS offensive in the Philippines from his studio. Why did she brainwash him and make him grow tits? WHY?!

They expecting a child, you think they can put young baby on pizza rolls and turmeric diet from day one.
Art will nourish it himself.
Aryiean will be too busy changing diapers,for baby and daddy

[albrecht]

I dunno man.  I picture SDM as more of a Waffle House kind of a guy.

I can see that, especially if the mark is buying. But I'm thinking about his weight and experiences with cruise ship fare that he is most likely going to be found at some type of all-u-can-eat buffet type of place and would likely hide some food in a bag or in his wife's purse for later snacking.

[Richard Groyper]

It is surprising a man of such girth and flamboyant style (I particularly like his tie there and his Knights Templar-esque robe he sometimes dons) can remain a fugitive, even just for a few days. I await the recording on Cops or US Marshal etc reality shows taking him down. Personally I have my eye on the local Golden Corral parking lot as I drive by for him. I'm assuming he is in a van, at minimum, so I particularly look for those. There was an old station-wagon circa early 80's (faux wood paneling etc) behind an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet today that I drove past (shocks were shot and car was riding low, so I thought, maybe a chance) but, alas, the homeless guy/fugitive inside was not SDM. I wonder, would Art grant him shelter?

Yes. The Kingdom of Nye would grant asylum to the rotund time traveling Templar knight known as Sean David Morton.

[damon]

Yes. The Kingdom of Nye would grant asylum to the rotund time traveling Templar knight known as Sean David Morton.

what about falkie? would the kingdom of nye take falkie in??

[Richard Groyper]

what about falkie? would the kingdom of nye take falkie in??

No. Only room enough for two men with moobs. (Art & SDM)

[LucaParcelli]

LucaParcelli!  It took me way to long to get it.

I was just in the Vegas area for a wedding last weekend... I'm kinda hooked on Pahrump News now... I saw the goat story, and I had to chuckle at the visual image of an old Pahrump goat with ArtBell man-tits...

[albrecht]

Yes. The Kingdom of Nye would grant asylum to the rotund time traveling Templar knight known as Sean David Morton.

Only option for "America's Prophet" (didn't he steal that from Edgar Cayce btw?) Though he better call ahead because Art might be frightened by his loud footprints and panting as he runs for sanctuary and think he is the stalker and shoot- or at least call the sheriff.
ps: seeing ads for "California Psychics" running again. I wonder if SDM can do that for funds via a burner phone and bitcoin?

[CozyRozie]

ART-GOAT_tit shape shifter

[Richard Groyper]

ART-GOAT_tit shape shifter

Art has the tits of a chupacabra.

[LucaParcelli]

ART-GOAT_tit shape shifter

This is a leaked GIF of a Bovidae shapeshift in progress...

[chefist]

I dunno man.  I picture SDM as more of a Waffle House kind of a guy.

Portions are too small... he's an Old Country Buffet aficianado.

[Richard Groyper]

This is a leaked GIF of a Bovidae shapeshift in progress...

(((leaked)))

[CozyRozie]

This is a leaked GIF of a Bovidae shapeshift in progress...

lol,
is that Falkie on all fours