Art Bell

[PrairieGhost]

Just heard Art promoting Dr. J Radio Live on DMDN!

[WhiteCrow]

And while we're on the subject. Who's cleaning all of these glass structures on all these planets? I'm forever cleaning the windows at my house. They must be filthy after all these thousands and millions of years. Just saying.

Just saying, for the record they're sixty five million years old and....
The human "abductees" DO CLEAN WINDOWS

[SaucyRossy]

Just saying, for the record they're sixty five million years old and....
The human "abductees" DO CLEAN WINDOWS

There taking there jobbbbbbs.

[Camazotz Automat]

What do you have against NASCAR???

Let him do soccer.

NASCAR is loud and active. He could yell things like, "Here he comes!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, that wreck has GOTTA hurt!!!!!!! I tell ya, glad that's not me driving!!!!"

Soccer would bore Dave and he would simply put UFO Phil's song on loop/repeat, which would consequently sonically usher in the apocalypse.

[WhiteCrow]

Hi Bellgab.  How are you?

I've been lurking forever but I thought this morning I should join in before things get REALLY crazy around here then the one question I was going to ask got answered three posts earlier.   

That is all...

C+.  You can do better work

[WhiteCrow]

You're right.  My original post was just a cry for help.  I'll start rehab Monday.  (Actually, Sunday)

B-

[Zenman]

George Noory is Dave. A forum member, probably a year or so ago, called a station and spoke to a producer. That person was trying to recall who hosted c2c and said "think it's Dave Noorie"

This recollection is paraphrased and poorly remembered. For the facts... LoneVoice is your contact.

Thanks, onan. I didn't know the etymology on "Dave".

[GravitySucks]

NASCAR is loud and active. He could yell things like, "Here he comes!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, that wreck has GOTTA hurt!!!!!!! I tell ya, glad that's not me driving!!!!"

Soccer would bore Dave and he would simply put UFO Phil's song on loop/repeat, which would consequently sonically usher in the apocalypse.

I'm just sayin... You sound too much like a Fan of Dave. 

[trostol]

What do you have against NASCAR???

Let him do soccer.

nah..i think baseball..its slow enough for him to follow and his oh geez's would work well

[Heather Wade]

I believe that this is a more accurate representation of Noory's shipwreck.

Great one Jaz.

[Eddie Coyle]

he would simply put UFO Phil's song on loop/repeat, which would consequently sonically usher in the apocalypse.

   Somewhere Manuel Noriega is thankful that song didn't exist in December, 1989.

   Noory-aga? There are no coinshydenshes.

[Roswells, Art]

I'm just sayin... You sound too much like a Fan of Dave.

Welcome to Camazotz Automat here is your sandwich...by the way he is one of the first posters in this forum. So I'm guessing you are wrong. Maybe take some time to read his posts and you'll do better. By read his posts I mean try to cogitate a little.

Just saying  :

[lrgmnky]

B-

Just wait 'til I call the GabCast with my "This is White Crow."

[Queen]

Maybe we all should make up a list or a new thread of questions we would like art to answere on his pre-show broadcast Sunday. And If he doesnt get a ton of calls his first few months their can be a thread of questions to go thru and respond.  Just a thought.

[Queen]

I for one, would love to hear one full night of just art reading some of the scarriest ghost stories around. He use to do some in the 90s and then take calls. Id like to see just one night of him doing the stories. No one tells a ghost story like art. And with the creepy music!!!

[ADG12311990]

I for one, would love to hear one full night of just art reading some of the scarriest ghost stories around. He use to do some in the 90s and then take calls. Id like to see just one night of him doing the stories. No one tells a ghost story like art. And with the creepy music!!!

Just nothing with red eyes!

[Faustina]

Is Sunday night's practice show only going to be two hours?

[GravitySucks]

Welcome to Camazotz Automat here is your sandwich...by the way he is one of the first posters in this forum. So I'm guessing you are wrong. Maybe take some time to read his posts and you'll do better. By read his posts I mean try to cogitate a little.

Just saying  :

I guess I should have put some kind of /sarcasm tag on the post.  I just can't imagine Dave doing NASCAR.  "Well Junior, what was it like turning left the whole race? It kinda reminds me of the time I tried to eat a Pizza Roll.  How come no one has a turmeric colored race car? Let's ask our new science Advisor..."

[maureen]

Sorry for the self plug
But I'm proud of my pros
Take a look-see, will you?
And see how it all goes?


http://horrorreport.com/2015/07/16/twas-the-night-before-midnight-an-abridged-version/

very nicely done!!

[Roswells, Art]

I guess I should have put some kind of /sarcasm tag on the post.  I just can't imagine Dave doing NASCAR.  "Well Junior, what was it like turning left the whole race? It kinda reminds me of the time I tried to eat a Pizza Roll.  How come no one has a turmeric colored race car? Let's ask our new science Advisor..."

Oh OK, I guess I'm a little defensive, hehe. I usually can tell sarcasm but my sarcasm meter is down at the moment. It's a Sony product.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I try too keep my posts light hearted and somewhat funny, but in all seriousness, I don't think we should pry to much info from Art. In addition to Davebots and lurkers, we could have double-agents in our midst. I'm probably paranoid and know it's only a radio show but dammit I want MITD to succeed. I miss Art.

You aren't paranoid. More of us agree with you than you know

[Roswells, Art]

You aren't paranoid. More of us agree with you than you know

Fuck that. Art, what are you eating?

[Heather Wade]

Is Sunday night's practice show only going to be two hours?

Stay tuned...

[Heather Wade]

Maybe we all should make up a list or a new thread of questions we would like art to answere on his pre-show broadcast Sunday. And If he doesnt get a ton of calls his first few months their can be a thread of questions to go thru and respond.  Just a thought.

Go for it.

[WOTR]

NASCAR is loud and active. He could yell things like, "Here he comes!!!!!!!!!!""Oh, that wreck has GOTTA hurt!!!!!!! I tell ya, glad that's not me driving!!!!"

I just don't know how he would slip in references to dead children...

Just wait 'til I call the GabCast with my "This is White Crow."

A+ (I grade on a sliding scale...)

[aldousburbank]

Art's NC has expired on the east coast of the US. Good morning America!

[Camazotz Automat]

Roswells, Art steps in protectively as Camazotz Automat falls back stunned after receiving a mindless barb that accuses him of being a fan of George Noory.

[ItsOver]

Fuck that. Art, what are you eating?

Dave's lunch.

[bateman]

Hi Dave!

[ItsOver]

Roswells, Art steps in protectively as Camazotz Automat falls back stunned after receiving a mindless barb that accuses him of being a fan of George Noory.

That had to hurt.  Call me a lib, call me a con, hell, even call me Johnson, but not that.