Art Bell

[Pale Horse]

Art was always THE KING

Howard was always a whiney wanna-be poseur

Agreed.

[FortRock]

NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE PROPAGANDA MINISTRY OF THE SCORPION ARMY:

ART BELL's HEALTH IS VERY WELL ALL, AND HE'S READY TO ROCK GEORGE NOORY LIKE A HURRICANE!
HE IS RESERRECTED FROM THE PRIMORDIAL UNDERGROUND OF THE NEVADA TEST SITE, LIKE A HURRICANE,
SLAMMING THE AIRWAVES LIKE 1,000,000 WATTS! ELECTROCUTING THE PUSHERS OF NIACIN AND TURMERIC.
LIKE A HURRICAINE, FROM THE BERG CALLED PAHRUMP, TO DOMINATE AND CONTROL THE UNIVERSE LIKE
THE BORG "WE ARE THE SCORPION ARMY, YOU WILL BE ASSIMULATED"! WE ARE THE SCORPION ARMY CLEAR
AND CHANNEL, "LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR STATIONS, WE WILL ADD YOUR CULTURAL AND
TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVE US. RESISTANCE
IS FUTILE"!!

HERE IS SOME MUSIC CLEAR AND CHANNEL, GEORGE AND NOORY TO PRESENT YOUR POSITION NOW IN LIFE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y

[bound4bristol]

Agreed.

Anyone that has to spend 90% of his time banging his own drum, loudly declaring his supremacy is the "king" of diddly-squat

"Dave Noory!... Long Live the King of Diddly-Squat!"

[RealCool Daddio]

I have them imported with other fine food from Chipotle

But do you put Vegemite on the burritos?  Enquiring minds want to know.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Guys, Art posted some amazing news and you're talking about the two most boring sports in the world. Now Croquet. That's a sport

I beg to differ, sir. That would be the sport that put the 'bad' in minton.

[lonevoice]

Baby monitors..hmmmm, no it would be wrong. I will leave this for Dave, the sound will be indistinguishable.

Art

Depends on the baby.  Did you hear the recording of his little girl that jazmunda posted last night?  I can't attest if it was captured via a baby monitor or not, but she certainly sounds more intelligible (and intelligent!) than Dave.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Baby monitors..hmmmm, no it would be wrong. I will leave this for Dave, the sound will be indistinguishable.

Art

BOOM!

[jazmunda]

Baby monitors..hmmmm, no it would be wrong. I will leave this for Dave, the sound will be indistinguishable.

Art

Are you implying my 5 month old isn't smarter than Dave?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Thanks, Art!  Will your secret bellgab messages (between 10PM-2AM) only appear M-F, or should we be watching for weekend signs as well?

Oh bless you. It's Capt Jack! It really is Christmas!

[jazmunda]

But do you put Vegemite on the burritos?  Enquiring minds want to know.

Vegemite goes on EVERYTHING!!!!1111

[bateman]

Depends on the baby.  Did you hear the recording of his little girl that jazmunda posted last night?  I can't attest if it was captured via a baby monitor or not, but she certainly sounds more intelligible (and intelligent!) than Dave.

Ok, that needs to be used on the GabCast.

[jazmunda]

Ok, that needs to be used on the GabCast.

Little Jazmunda needs to be paid more than tens of dollar a year.

[ADG12311990]

NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE PROPAGANDA MINISTRY OF THE SCORPION ARMY:

ART BELL's HEALTH IS VERY WELL ALL, AND HE'S READY TO ROCK GEORGE NOORY LIKE A HURRICANE!
HE IS RESERRECTED FROM THE PRIMORDIAL UNDERGROUND OF THE NEVADA TEST SITE, LIKE A HURRICANE,
SLAMMING THE AIRWAVES LIKE 1,000,000 WATTS! ELECTROCUTING THE PUSHERS OF NIACIN AND TURMERIC.
LIKE A HURRICAINE, FROM THE BERG CALLED PAHRUMP, TO DOMINATE AND CONTROL THE UNIVERSE LIKE
THE BORG "WE ARE THE SCORPION ARMY, YOU WILL BE ASSIMULATED"! WE ARE THE SCORPION ARMY CLEAR
AND CHANNEL, "LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR STATIONS, WE WILL ADD YOUR CULTURAL AND
TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVE US. RESISTANCE
IS FUTILE"!!

HERE IS SOME MUSIC CLEAR AND CHANNEL, GEORGE AND NOORY TO PRESENT YOUR POSITION NOW IN LIFE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y

...By the Force, it looks like Mr. fort is back. This is turning into a reunion!

[phrodo]

Ok, that needs to be used on the GabCast.

Ya know how some cheesy sites play music when you visit? MV should make that be the sound you hear when you visit this site -- with a mute button of course .. but still.

[lonevoice]

Ok, that needs to be used on the GabCast.

Agree!  The next GabCast is shaping up to be a real stem-winder with a record number of listeners.  Can't wait!

[Heather Wade]

Without getting specific, it means being on every speaker, every phone, every tablet and every station that means anything at all. It is a move designed to completely dominate every single source of media in one fell swoop.

Art

BOOYAH!  Keep the cards close to the vest, Art.  This may be too revealing.

And, BellGabbers.  I love you crazies!   

[Nick el Ass]

Baby monitors..hmmmm, no it would be wrong. I will leave this for Dave, the sound will be indistinguishable.

Art

Indeed, hahaha. The only babies Dave likes are the dead ones because baby talk is an improvement over whatever it is that he does.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Indeed, hahaha. The only babies Dave likes are dead ones.

And mean ones.

[popple]

I must have read that PM over a thousand times. I can still see every word of this perfect plan when I close my eyes 

[Nick el Ass]

BOOYAH!  Keep the cards close to the vest, Art.  This may be too revealing.

And, BellGabbers.  I love you crazies!   

A wise person once said that we are only vaguely lovable.

[wenck]

did you clear your cache?

I'm having the same trouble and I cleared my cache with no success.

[bound4bristol]

A wise person once said that we are only vaguely lovable.

I think that was my Mother...

Oh wait, she said "Go clean your room you little shit!"

[SnapT]

A wise person once said that we are only vaguely lovable.

Some more vaguely than others!

[bateman]

Footage of the Premrats when this hits:

[ADG12311990]

BOOYAH!  Keep the cards close to the vest, Art.  This may be too revealing.

And, BellGabbers.  I love you crazies!   

In my defense, being crazy runs in the family. Technically, its not my fault!

[Bad Grandma]

Without getting specific, it means being on every speaker, every phone, every tablet and every station that means anything at all. It is a move designed to completely dominate every single source of media in one fell swoop.

Art

BEEYOND BUHLEEF!

[lonevoice]

Footage of the Premrats when this hits:

Haha, yasss.  With bonus close-up footage of Dave:

[bateman]

I should probably send this in a PM, but other people should hear this too: you are putting way too much out there.

[SaucyRossy]

I should probably send this in a PM, but other people should hear this too: you are putting way too much out there.

Yeahs you might promise on your cat but I'm not promising on Goatsy.

[bound4bristol]

Yeahs you might promise on your cat but I'm not promising on Goatsy.

Ahem! Trademark Infringement!

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