George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

Jommy makes my skin crawl.  He does a great Beavis and Butthead imitation.

But some funny open-lines, including the oft wished-for disclosure and time-travel debunked by a French truck driver!:
"Several callers phoned in to share their thoughts on time travel. Margaret in Omaha, Nebraska, told Jimmy about a time shift/bubble experience. According to Margaret, she and a friend went out for a drive in early September 2007 and witnessed a never-ending display of fireworks around them. Margaret reported tracking the fireworks to where she believes they originated only to find an empty ball field. "It was like the 4th of July all around us except for where we were at," she said.

French truck driver Jack suggested it is not possible to travel in time to the future. "The future [doesn't] exist because every moment I live I create my future," he said. Jeff from Wisconsin recalled a deja vu experience he had five years prior to attending a Tesla/Def Leppard concert, where a certain event played out exactly as he had foreseen. In between sets several guys in blue shirts carried out a silver drum set, he disclosed, noting he was watching from the same perspective as he had seen in his deja vu experience."

[aldousburbank]

But some funny open-lines, including the oft wished-for disclosure and time-travel debunked by a French truck driver!:
"Several callers phoned in to share their thoughts on time travel. Margaret in Omaha, Nebraska, told Jimmy about a time shift/bubble experience. According to Margaret, she and a friend went out for a drive in early September 2007 and witnessed a never-ending display of fireworks around them. Margaret reported tracking the fireworks to where she believes they originated only to find an empty ball field. "It was like the 4th of July all around us except for where we were at," she said.

French truck driver Jack suggested it is not possible to travel in time to the future. "The future [doesn't] exist because every moment I live I create my future," he said. Jeff from Wisconsin recalled a deja vu experience he had five years prior to attending a Tesla/Def Leppard concert, where a certain event played out exactly as he had foreseen. In between sets several guys in blue shirts carried out a silver drum set, he disclosed, noting he was watching from the same perspective as he had seen in his deja vu experience."

My dear Watson. It is clear that French truck driver Jack gave the acid to Margaret in Omaha and Jeff from Wisconsin.

[albrecht]

My dear Watson. It is clear that French truck driver Jack gave the acid to Margaret in Omaha and Jeff from Wisconsin.

How did you deduce that, Holmes. A much more likely explanation.

[NoMoreNoory]

I had to chuckle when Noory closed the program with this:

"This concludes our Coast dead people's program. There are many, many more."

Then he thanks the producers, etc.

Ohhh George....

You can't beat that Noory delicacy and sensitivity, can you?

Introducing the show, I think he was attempting to say it would be 'our way' of 'remembering and memorialising' them. That's my best guess, anyway. What actually came out of his mouth was 'memberising'. No pause to acknowledge that this is not a word known to the English language and correct himself. Just plough on regardless.

[Robert]

Introducing the show, I think he was attempting to say it would be 'our way' of 'remembering and memorialising' them. That's my best guess, anyway. What actually came out of his mouth was 'memberising'. No pause to acknowledge that this is not a word known to the English language and correct himself. Just plough on regardless.

I sometimes wonder whether the next time he's off-mic he guffaws at his goofs.

But he can't touch Curtis Sliwa.  Yesterday he tried to describe how he himself "botulizes" words & phrases.  "Lionel" said he doesn't think it's deliberate, but I think it's a practiced style to sound like a Leo Gorcey character.  Wouldn't surprise me if Sliwa had a writer for those.

[nooryisawesome]

Ha! I caught that one, too. 

The geico insurance green spokesman might be an improvement for the a Tigers bullpen.

[PB the Deplorable]

The geico insurance green spokesman might be an improvement for the a Tigers bullpen.

Didn't the Snorge say he wanted to try out with the Cardinals with his knuckleball awhile back?  Surely Los Tigre's would give their hometown celeb a chance 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I had to chuckle when Noory closed the program with this:

"This concludes our Coast dead people's program. There are many, many more."

Noory is brain dead. Does Coast do a show for people like him?

[Dateline]

Norry, once more you were handed a golden opportunity to assist a disadvantaged soul, someone who wanted to see the show.  You could have assisted them and you and the one watching over you would have seen you for a blessed being or not.  However, once more you have failed, failed to contribute to those in need. 

Norry, you flunked and there are no remediation courses you can take or summer classes, and tutoring is not even an option.  You have racked up bad Karma and weak energy. 

It is not my earthly mission to share this message, but it is now forever written and not to be forgotten by those in desolation  They will simply turn off the radio or not even turn it on. 

[LucaParcelli]

Remember that one time Gordon Freeman from the Half Life PC game series called Noory-San and talked about the New Mexico lab, and a mysterious man in a gray suit that was always inaccessible by distance or locked doors?

Remember how Noory-Sensei defied the laws of the universe by showing both complete disinterest and genuine curiosity at the same time?

Awwwww, memories.

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/coasttocoastam/status/744741891967619072

[TigerLily]

Weapons "cashay" *snort of derision*. First sentence out of his mouth tonight. Hurry up and start talking, Ian. Puleeze

[JesusJuice]

Good. I thought that I was going to have to listen to this alone!

[JesusJuice]

Well I'm shutting down the laptop for the night. I'm going to listen to this in bed. Good night.

[21st Century Man]

"The guest has a few books including a recent one that will come out soon."  :

LOL.  That's our Jorch.

[TigerLily]

Still tinnitus. So much for returning to the airwaves

[PB the Deplorable]

Has he still got Jack?

[TigerLily]

Oh yes. sNoory knows everything about Ph.D. Except how to spell it

[TigerLily]

Ian a college professor! Good for him! Bad for us

[21st Century Man]

Still tinnitus. So much for returning to the airwaves

Yeah, that sucks. 

[21st Century Man]

Ian has obviously not heard Jorch sing.

[TigerLily]

Has he still got Jack?

Jackula!

[21st Century Man]

What's his wife doing?  Is she still working in Minneapolis?

[PB the Deplorable]

and Marjorie?

[21st Century Man]

I hated the zombie show.

[TigerLily]

One of my favorite shows ever World War Z

[littlechris]

Has he still got Jack?

Twins

[TigerLily]

What's his wife doing?  Is she still working in Minneapolis?

I noticed the "Im" moving to Ohio

[TigerLily]

Twins

Hi LC. Did you get kicked out of a thread?

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[21st Century Man]

I noticed the "Im" moving to Ohio

Yeah.  I wonder if they got a divorce though I would think that would be something a deacon would avoid at all costs.