George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

that Noory is far too foolish to do justice to an April Fool's Day prank.

Noory plays a joke and prank on the audience every night he hosts, not just on April Fool's Day... 

[Morgus]

Noory tried to play a lame April Fool's prank tonight with an obvious phony news story report in the first hour about the discovery of a intact centuries old wood pirate ship found sailing the seas.
He kept repeating several times "discovered on APRIL 1ST" which is the clue to the prank...

[Hugo Fitch]

He's talking to some lady called Diana. I haven't a clue as to what she's talking about, or really, even what she's saying, but she sounds so nice saying it...whateverthefuck it is.  Kind of like a distaff Lionel Fanthorpe. No attention paying required. Easy on the ears and noggin.

[Zelig]

He's talking to some lady called Diana. I haven't a clue as to what she's talking about, or really, even what she's saying, but she sounds so nice saying it...whateverthefuck it is.  Kind of like a distaff Lionel Fanthorpe. No attention paying required. Easy on the ears and noggin.

Diana says fifth dimensional energy portals will begin opening between December 21st 2012 and 2032... Only true believers will see the portals or experience the energy.  For everyone this side of an asylum, you won't notice anything different...

[Madcow101]

Whats this ? Others who say Noory sucks as well ? I knew it would suck when he took over. I only listen to the Art bell reruns anymore. I worked as a security guard at a spooky yacht club. Some of Art Bells shows would give me the creeps. I would do my rounds at a dead run. Noory ? He is a douche wagon. Old hat for you guys im surs. Just glad to find others who feel the same. Any one think Coast will be good again ?

[Agent : Orange]

Whats this ? Others who say Noory sucks as well ? I knew it would suck when he took over. I only listen to the Art bell reruns anymore. I worked as a security guard at a spooky yacht club. Some of Art Bells shows would give me the creeps. I would do my rounds at a dead run. Noory ? He is a douche wagon. Old hat for you guys im surs. Just glad to find others who feel the same. Any one think Coast will be good again ?

Welcome Madcow!

Unless Art comes back or the show is gutted and rebuilt from the ground up, I don't think there's much hope for a return to Coast glory. Fortunately there's still a bit of Punnett and Knapp to be had (for now).

[WOTR]

Noory tried to play a lame April Fool's prank tonight with an obvious phony news story report in the first hour about the discovery of a intact centuries old wood pirate ship found sailing the seas.
He kept repeating several times "discovered on APRIL 1ST" which is the clue to the prank...

So that is what that little gem of stupidity was.  I had questioned if it was a supposed April fools joke because it was either that or I have over estimated Georges intelligence.  At the same time, could he at least of used photoshop to fix the picture so that it did not look like a Disney land ride?  Somebody has been varnishing it regular, maintaining the canvas and ropes, bailing the water and even scrubbing the hull of any buildup of salt for several hundred years if the picture is to be taken as authentic.


Once again I feel like my intelligence has been insulted by George (and turned off the radio immediately after looking up the picture...)  How many more years am I going to subject myself to him in the hopes that coast might get better?

...Just glad to find others who feel the same. Any one think Coast will be good again ?

Welcome MC.  I think that you will find a number of people here who feel very much like you.  As to getting better... I would have to say that AO has nailed it.  I think we can almost rule out the return of Art leaving us the hope that a complete collapse, gutting and rebuild of Coast might occur.  I do not think that will happen either as they seem content to allow Noory to spew his brand of garbage night after night.  It is sad, but I would say that listening to old shows is likely the only answer for the foreseeable future.

[Morgus]

Looks like noory has a new website to promote some upcoming event he is appearing at live in Toronto:
www.georgenoorylive.com

[Oversoul]

... how about the "Noory Alarm Clock" that aways rings an hour late with Noory's recorded voice: "There are no coincidences...there are no coincidences..."

Sounds like a George Noory cuckoo clock on the wall.

[Oversoul]

. . . I think he is a terrible host. He seems to me like a plant to sabotage c2c. Why? I have no idea.

Noory seems to be part of a NWO disinformation campaign launched by the Illuminati against humanity through the C2C radio program.  He's the perfect weapon for dehumanizing radio listeners and for creating more unthinking sheeple.  He's probably proven to be more statistically potent in accomplishing those goals than other forms of mass indoctrination or mass subjugation such as immunization, chemtrails, contrails, UFO sightings, acts of terrorism, psychic control, etc.  (Great going there, George.)

[Oversoul]

I believe the word suck will be associated with the name George Noory for many years to come, and long after he retires from Coast to Coast.  Though many have contributed evidence to assure the world that George Noory does indeed suck, the singular contribution by the members of CoastGab and the progenitor, Georgenoorysucks.com, has secured the fact that the suckage legacy wreath will be placed solidly at George Noory's unwashed feet.

I posit that we have reached a POR (point of no return for you Noory fans) in the life cycle of C2C.  Art Bell knows it, and hard core Art Bell fans know it.  George has single-handedly converted the show into a meandering garbage scow, and it is too late to turn back.

All our rantings, ravings, and reminiscing fall upon dead ears of a faceless company that no longer endears to the spirit of Art Bell.  The show, to be The Show, needs to be broadcast from the High Desert, just an earshot from Dreamland.  We need to see grainy photos of Art Bell through his webcam as he lights one up during a break.  We need the anticipation intrinsic to Art answering an unscreened open lines call.

I submit that the continuum of Art Bell's influence over C2C was violently exterminated by the Nooron, and now by the support structure surrounding the incompetence itself. 

Indeed, Suckage has been redefined and institutionally entrenched by the Nooron, to the extent that Art Bell no longer recognizes what was once his creation.  We can only wait for Art to experience a renewed calling, an intellectual itch, an insatiable desire to return to the airwaves for one last time, providing us with a few more drops of water amidst the High Desert of the airwaves.

There is life after Art Bell.  There is life after George Noory.   There is life after CoastGab.  There will be life after Coast To Coast AM.   Life will continue as usual in one form or another, throughout this universe or in all the multiverses.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

(From Desiderata by Max Ehrmann)

[Sardondi]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.

I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

[aldousburbank]

Noory seems to be part of a NWO disinformation campaign launched by the Illuminati against humanity through the C2C radio program.  He's the perfect weapon for dehumanizing radio listeners and for creating more unthinking sheeple.  He's probably proven to be more statistically potent in accomplishing those goals than other forms of mass indoctrination or mass subjugation such as immunization, chemtrails, contrails, UFO sightings, acts of terrorism, psychic control, etc. 

Obviously.
(Oversoul- Bravo to this, and your inclusion of "Desiderata" at the end of your following post.)

[aldousburbank]

George Noory sucks to the power of Mike Siegal squared, times the speed of light.

[Marc.Knight]

George Noory sucks to the power of Mike Siegal squared, times the speed of light.

The Suckage, known in scientific circles as simply S-GN12.21.12, is now considered to be a second missing particle that is theoretically faster than the speed of light.  CERN reportedly has remote particle collection units in St. Louis and L.A.. 

[Marc.Knight]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.

I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

I guess i would first try to determine exactly what you are "inside" of.

[BobGrau]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.

I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

Ask them how much they're willing to pay you to stay.

[aldousburbank]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.

I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

My advice is this:  First find comfortable chairs, a close friend or two, perhaps some warm hard cider or other appropriate libation.  Then roll a fattie and party like it's 2012!

[hosehead]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.

I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

Can you get your renewal prorated through December 21, 2012?

[stevesh]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.

I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

Renew. If something happens to Noory (please, God), and a competent host gets the gig, it might be weeks before you'll be able to access the sign-up server.

[BobGrau]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.

I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

Demand a non-compete clause!

[MV/Liberace!]

There is life after Art Bell.  There is life after George Noory.   There is life after CoastGab.  There will be life after Coast To Coast AM.   Life will continue as usual in one form or another, throughout this universe or in all the multiverses.

well, i agreed with MOST of what you posted here, at least.

[analog kid]

People pay for coast?

[fysisist]

Imagine this: You are at LAX, catching a flight to St. Louis.  Maybe you are going to visit your grandmother, or maybe on your way back home from business.  In fact, you have hit the jackpot this time, you got an upgrade to first class.  Maybe you cashed in all your frequent flyer miles to get it, or possibly it's a benny for your successful business trip granted by a grateful boss.  In any case, it's an unexpected pleasure, a chance to kick back in style and enjoy a little "me" time for the next few hours.  You board when they call for 1st class, smiling smugly at the other poor bastards that will soon be crammed into coach as you sip free champagne.  You settle into your window seat, order your free drink, and it looks like you get the aisle seat, also, since they are getting ready to close the door and it's still empty.  Then, at the last minute a disheveled looking man with a crusty mustache shambles into the cabin, grinning sheepishly at the flight attendant, and scratching at his behind as he makes his way over to the empty seat beside you.  "How are YOUUUU???", he says as he settles in, toppling your drink over from the center console onto your pants.  "I'm George Noory, host of Coast to Coast AM... Well I'm sure you recognize me, right... heh, heh...  Well, you know, I have a big show tonight when I get to my studio in St. Louis, so I'm going to be very busy now doing research and taking notes, prepping for my show, like I do every day, so I hope I don't disturb you...".  Jesus Christ, who is this jackass, you ask yourself, wiping at the free champagne now soaking into your crotch.  You turn to the window, hoping to ignore the moron babbling on next to you.  After a while, it gets strangely quiet and you risk a glance over to see if maybe your flight companion is busy with his work, only to see that he's slumped over in his seat, a thin dribble of spit running down his chin, snoring and occasionally scratching at his crotch, a well worn paperback copy of a "Everything you Always Wanted to Know About Sex: But were Afraid to Ask" laying across his chest.

[ManiacMatt]

Imagine this: You are at LAX, catching a flight to St. Louis. 

Funny, I have had this nightmare.  I have been flying from CA to St. Louis about once a month recently.  I have considered whether I would be nice and polite or tell GN that he sucks if I saw him on my flight.

[hosehead]

Imagine this: You are at LAX, catching a flight to St. Louis.

I would probably lift his wallet.

[DangerousBlossom]

Funny, I have had this nightmare.  I have been flying from CA to St. Louis about once a month recently.  I have considered whether I would be nice and polite or tell GN that he sucks if I saw him on my flight.

Perhaps he will touch you on the shoulder because he wants to pass you in the aisle, like he did the stewardess flight attendant?  (Although he has reported this as “another passenger” recently.)  She apparently got upset at this gesture and told him to “get his hands off her.”  George likes to repeat this story as an example of “there’s something going on” and “people are acting crazy.”  He says this is a normal gesture when someone wants to pass someone else.  To me it sounds like he was trying to be “Mr. Big Time Radio Guy” who is more important than an underling trying to do her job.

I do not blame the flight attendant a bit.  They must run into a lot of creeps who behave inappropriately and they need to give a strong response so it will stop.

Anyway, what would be the appropriate response to Noory touching you?  I think you should loudly proclaim, “An energy vampire!  He touched me! My powers are decreasing! I can fell the negativity, the evil, the SUCK.”

[PB the Deplorable]

Imagine this: You are at LAX, catching a flight to St. Louis.  Maybe you are going to visit your grandmother, or maybe on your way back home from business.  In fact, you have hit the jackpot this time, you got an upgrade to first class.  Maybe you cashed in all your frequent flyer miles to get it, or possibly it's a benny for your successful business trip granted by a grateful boss.  In any case, it's an unexpected pleasure, a chance to kick back in style and enjoy a little "me" time for the next few hours.  You board when they call for 1st class, smiling smugly at the other poor bastards that will soon be crammed into coach as you sip free champagne.  You settle into your window seat, order your free drink, and it looks like you get the aisle seat, also, since they are getting ready to close the door and it's still empty.  Then, at the last minute a disheveled looking man with a crusty mustache shambles into the cabin, grinning sheepishly at the flight attendant, and scratching at his behind as he makes his way over to the empty seat beside you.  "How are YOUUUU???", he says as he settles in, toppling your drink over from the center console onto your pants.  "I'm George Noory, host of Coast to Coast AM... Well I'm sure you recognize me, right... heh, heh...  Well, you know, I have a big show tonight when I get to my studio in St. Louis, so I'm going to be very busy now doing research and taking notes, prepping for my show, like I do every day, so I hope I don't disturb you...".  Jesus Christ, who is this jackass, you ask yourself, wiping at the free champagne now soaking into your crotch.  You turn to the window, hoping to ignore the moron babbling on next to you.  After a while, it gets strangely quiet and you risk a glance over to see if maybe your flight companion is busy with his work, only to see that he's slumped over in his seat, a thin dribble of spit running down his chin, snoring and occasionally scratching at his crotch, a well worn paperback copy of a "Everything you Always Wanted to Know About Sex: But were Afraid to Ask" laying across his chest.

Meanwhile, Tommy is back in coach.  He is in his usual middle seat, the guy to his left squished up against a window, the guy to his right squeezed half out of his chair and into the aisle.  Tommy is reading 'Dating For Dummies' and scribling tips on 3x5 index cards for George to read later. 

As always, neither of them brought a change of clothes.

[Ben Shockley]

I just got a notice that my C2C Insider subscription is up for renewal in 2 days.
I have a decision to make. And I really don't know what I'm going to do...

There is only one way to send Premier a message about Noory's suckiness that they'll pay attention to.    Renewing a subscription ISN'T IT.

People pay for coast?

Amazing, isn't it?, considering the easily-available alternatives.
If they have money to throw away, I wish they'd just send it to me.   I promise to call them while under the influence of the recreational chemicals I'd buy with that money, and to be more entertaining and informative in that state than Noory ever dreamed of being.

[CoastCanuck]

Looks like noory has a new website to promote some upcoming event he is appearing at live in Toronto:
www.georgenoorylive.com

When you view this website, it looks like the first row tickets are sold out.