George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Pate, easy on the Scotch.  I'm having a hard time deciphering some of your posts.

[pate]

I live the thangs I receive radionically:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYEO_WZUGcY

Not a gay joke, au jus a song...


SDave Jorch Attendez-vous!

Eetz got horns and therefore gud..

[pate]

Appurhuntly Tommee haz the bored cranked up to "eleventeen"....

[pate]

wow, thas lewd..

[pate]

cue "love reed" recorded eurhleeahr?

[pate]

spelt or sphrockt?

[pate]

R yhay closeting?  I aped fer membership... fel chorted...

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8090hevdI

Or cheap vodkatiki thyme!

[pate]

howza wowza 'bout that Hailiaours studio thyme?  HI, Lo?

[21st Century Man]

This lady serves up a real mish-mash of theology.  She believes in archangels but does not believe in a Creator.

"It's all about tuning into the vibrations."

Blech.

Close to turning it off again.  She's pretty much what I expected.

[pate]

Sheesh, reeding Dave the "riot act"///

[pate]

..."Dave yew doan suck, well.."

[WOTR]

^someone found the key to the liquor cabinet.

That or something just a little stronger...

[pate]

Jorch luvs the death spull...

[21st Century Man]

Noory and guest thinks caller is a psychic vampire.

[pate]

ermahgawd, dave is a fraud!

edit: heh

[pate]

3x5?

[pate]

DaVE: SHURE TROO DAT

[pate]

ded baybees, dave haZ  hardon.///

[pate]

I guess tomeeeeee the screener got a chub too...

[21st Century Man]

These terms that these new age types toss out like "heart connection" and "increasing your vibrations" just annoy me to no end.

[pate]

anchutzters are manatees?  let me sell you a "live read" commercial that I pre-recorded....

[pate]

this is the jay-vee club of uhmvestigators...

[pate]

Noone lishens too the shoe, so it's a grate giff when I luv reed a commershul//

[pate]

What 'bout them vets?

Noone axed?

[pate]

..."daveed pershunal speeruts of all thyme, reed me?///"////

[pate]

Dave sux

GNS

[pate]

Mom, had un 'bortion, not political...

[pate]

ah, moosac...  <sez gheist>

[21st Century Man]

Its funny.  It seems like they got a lot of their beliefs from listening to a Beach Boys song.  Good Vibrations is a great song and the Boys are one of my favorite bands but really... ?