George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Neorge Goory sucks especially bad tonight. The person who lines up his guests should be fired for incompetence because Mr. Moss is a complete fraud.

[nooryisawesome]

Neorge Goory sucks especially bad tonight. The person who lines up his guests should be fired for incompetence because Mr. Moss is a complete fraud.

That would be tommy two tons danaheiser you can call him at 818 281 3902
http://www.bloomberg.com/article/2014-08-04/aehE5HpcCRig.html

Lisa Lyon also helps she is darkeditor@aol.com

[Morgus]

Looking at tonight's guest's website linked at the c2cam website, it appears all of his cancer research documents have a charge of $297 each to download...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Looking at tonight's guest's website linked at the c2cam website, it appears all of his cancer research documents have a charge of $297 each to download...

Dang, looks like another month of eating possum.  I just got done paying off that Coast Insider bill too.

[wr250]

why must noory put on all the quacks??

Art would have medical shows but it would be interesting, like strange medical tales, or odd diseases, etc. They were interesting and fun. Noory has on quacks with new age cures that are dangerous and do not work.

Noory also never has shows on death, induced after death experiences, etc.
When noory does these shows, its all about angels and portals 

oh yes he likes shows on death. he wants all the morbid details on how the person died , for example he kept pressing the scientist on how a person would die in a pyroclastic flow, in all its morbid details. thus the nickname "morbid george".

Noory sucks completely at open lines. Art's topics were always interesting, noory has psychic vampire lines for the 100th time. Art would do ghost to ghost even if it wasn't October, and for multiple nights around Halloween. George does them  2 hours on Halloween.

george noory  just sucks. GNS

[Nick el Ass]

That would be tommy two tons danaheiser you can call him at 818 281 3902
http://www.bloomberg.com/article/2014-08-04/aehE5HpcCRig.html

Lisa Lyon also helps she is darkeditor@aol.com

Holy crap, Lisa and my friend are are two members of a dying breed that still uses AOL. I was searching for Tommy on the internets to see what all he has done, and found this thing of beauty.

[StabWound]

It just occured to me that for all of the things I revile about Jorch, I spend  all day on an Art Bell fansite, decrying his chair swiveling, pizza rollin' moronitude as I await his return to the radio.  Life is bad for me.

[wr250]

4 days of near norryless coming up:
thurs LMH
fri shrader
sat and sunday unknown hosts but not noory.

[zeebo]

thurs LMH

Call me old-school, but I'm always up for a little LMH.  Her calm, measured droning-on always takes me into a dreamlike state of semi-strangeness.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Call me old-school, but I'm always up for a little LMH.  Her calm, measured droning-on always takes me into a dreamlike state of semi-strangeness.

She's probably about the only thing worth listening to on George's C2C.

[zeebo]

She's probably about the only thing worth listening to on George's C2C.

It reminds me of the spam sketch from Monty Python.  (paraphrasing) "Do you have anything without spam in it?"  "Well you can try this one, it doesn't have much spam in it."

LMH as a guest is the Noory C2C dish with the least Noory in it.

[zeebo]

Tonite, first half is on "Oil Issues".  For those of you playing the Noory Drinking Game, it's a standard swig for any mention of "abiotic" or "peak oil".  And a double drink for any reference to "the Beverly Hillbillies". 

[HorrorReporter]

It would seem that George Noory gets worse every night of the week. And sometimes he gets worse by the hour..
I went back and listened to a show from 2006--one of the 'classhicks'.. And don't get me wrong, Noory was very bad. But .. he was remarkably 50 times better than he is today. Of course he was competing against Bell in a sense at the time, with Bell hosting on weekends.. And he was attempting to brand the show as his show, forcing screened calls instead of true open lines..
Yes, my friends.. this show is over. Kaput. Finished.
It was done a long time ago..
And some deranged person in Premiere wants us all to suffer and refuses to pull the plug on something that went lifeless on October 31, 2010.

[WOTR]

Tonite, first half is on "Oil Issues".  For those of you playing the Noory Drinking Game, it's a standard swig for any mention of "abiotic" or "peak oil".  And a double drink for any reference to "the Beverly Hillbillies".

That is a recipe for alcohol poisoning.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

And a double drink for any reference to "the Beverly Hillbillies".

I will chug from a bottle of Hornitos for five seconds if George says Raymond Bailey* wouldn't make it today.  Ten if he says the same about Louis Nye, because it's hard to understand how he made it in any era. 

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*See the "Nice Little Facts" thread for one you may not have known about Raymond Bailey.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Damn, that story about combining two women's eggs to create a single embryo was going to be the basis for a book I wanted to write years ago.  I didn't know it was possible, though actually they are just talking about mitochondrial DNA.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Abiotic oil.  Drink up.

I think he actually called it a hypothesis this time instead of a theory, which is at least an improvement.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Peak oil.  Drink up.

[gnooryblows]

"well, that's an interesting thought" - thats how you politely tell somebody theyre retarded

[nooryisawesome]

It would seem that George Noory gets worse every night of the week. And sometimes he gets worse by the hour..
I went back and listened to a show from 2006--one of the 'classhicks'.. And don't get me wrong, Noory was very bad. But .. he was remarkably 50 times better than he is today. Of course he was competing against Bell in a sense at the time, with Bell hosting on weekends.. And he was attempting to brand the show as his show, forcing screened calls instead of true open lines..
Yes, my friends.. this show is over. Kaput. Finished.
It was done a long time ago..
And some deranged person in Premiere wants us all to suffer and refuses to pull the plug on something that went lifeless on October 31, 2010.

You sir are 100% right. Noory made the show his "own" by going to board operators, call screeners, etc etc.

Art fought tooth and nail and had multiple run ins with premier to prevent them from meddling in the show. Nothing good can happen when premier tries to run a corporate coast to coast. Noory was actually listenable to during his early shows, he was not nearly as bad as he is now. Once he moved the show from St.Louis to the Premier Tower the show quickly tanked and the on air product was noticeably effected.

[Dateline]

Peak oil occurred with Art Bell

Fracking and more fracking is Noory.

I don't want to hear this crap tonight.

[narcissist noory]

when this guest wakes up tomorrow and listens to herself i think it will be the worlds biggest facepalm-if goory doesn't pull the plug.
lady its the middle of the night!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was gone for a few minutes.  Is George interviewing Paris Hilton now?

I've never heard that tone in George's voice before.  When he said 'We'll be right back," it sounded kind of like "why me?"

[Juan Cena]

when this guest wakes up tomorrow and listens to herself i think it will be the worlds biggest facepalm-if goory doesn't pull the plug.
lady its the middle of the night!

I finally had to turn it off. The Robin Williams talk was just too much.

And apparently neither June the psychic nor Snorge heard the reports that Williams had been diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. His widow said was trying to cope with it along with his issues with depression and anxiety.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/14/showbiz/robin-williams-parkinsons-disease/

[Morgus]

Who is this lady guest now that keeps making high-pitched squeaking noises?

[Juan Cena]

I was gone for a few minutes.  Is George interviewing Paris Hilton now?

I've never heard that tone in George's voice before.  When he said 'We'll be right back," he said it like he really didn't want to come back.

Sadly, he always does.

As for his guest, I'm not so sure.

[UFQuack]

It's like listening to a psychic Julie Scardina (the zoo lady on TV).

I didn't think psychics practiced vanity and materialism:



I think I remember her last appearance on Coast and Ditzy hardly seems like she has normal perceptions nevermind extrasensory ones.

[UFQuack]

Do psychics typically have outbursts of nervous laughter every other minute?

[Juan Cena]

Do psychics typically have outbursts of nervous laughter every other minute?

When they've been communing with Marley, they do.

And by "Marley," I'm not talking about Bob.

[UFQuack]

Okay, she's squeaking now.