George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BattyBrooke]

This woman charges $285. per hour "reading". Have these people no shame?

I tuned out when she said, in the 80's,  she used to work for Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends Network and starred in the infomercial.

[laserjock]

We have to start writing down these horrible topics Noory finds interesting . There was one last Friday(?) about "amazing pets".

I'm not good at this sort of thing, but it would be neat if some guys with the spare time and where with all would chronilog Jorch's infinite mistakes, falsehoods, lies, mispronounciations, misapproprations of terms, all his boners, a good record of them.  If people could more clearly see how incompetant he is, maybe that would give the Prem Rats pause.  Then again, Prem rat hosts a LOT of proffesional liars and hucksters.  I don't know what ever happened to the notion of America being the home of the honorable and sincere, but when you have Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and so many others getting away with massive lying on virtually ever single show they broadcast, how can we think we're on the high ground compared to, well, Putin's Russia (the Putin media machine's news system is claiming that the Ukrainian government was trying to shoot Putin himself down today, they are perversing the truth with flat out lies so they can incite anti western anger, Putin seems to want war with the USA).  Well, so long as our most rich and powerful media personalities can get away with the massive amount of lying and huckstering that goes on, how can we think we've got the high road with the likes of Putin the Terrible?

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[Mind Flayer Monk]

(the Putin media machine's news system is claiming that the Ukrainian government was trying to shoot Putin himself down today, they are perversing the truth with flat out lies so they can incite anti western anger, Putin seems to want war with the USA). 

This North Korean news lady is my favorite. She actually has an excellent stage voice.
We need to find a way to put her and Christopher Lee together in a movie.
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"... The aliens named him "The Night Squirrel," for his habit of burying things and his bushy tail. It is a name he still uses to refer to himself. "  Hahaha.

[smitty9999]

I listened to the show from Tuesday night and it was most definitely a train wreck.  The interview with Dr. Freese really highlighted George's short comings when interviewing someone that discusses science.  At the beginning of the interview, George mentioned having her for three hours, but ended the interview after an hour.  The segment with Joshua P Warren was cringe worthy.  He was kissing George's ass so much with George being hesitant to record the minute long message.  It was a "clashic" show for the wrong reasons.

[zeebo]

"... The aliens named him "The Night Squirrel," for his habit of burying things and his bushy tail.

Ahem, for the record, he bears no relation to me. 

[ItsOver]

Ahem, for the record, he bears no relation to me.

My sincere apologies to squirrels everwhere. Noory is "The Night Tree Rat."

[Mike.]

I here by nominate gn for,"Douche of the Universe".  I'm too lazy to find a link to that particular South Park episode.

In other douchgab news... Clyde Lewis is using numerology to seemingly implicate the Kristen Legarde, the head of the World Bank.

gn will have to aim really low tonight to fit that particular tragedy into his world view.

[NoMoreNoory]

I wonder how long it will take George to connect today's Malaysian airline flight downing with Malaysian Airlines flight MH370.  I think he'll just have a guest spot on for five minutes to talk about it today, but he'll think about it over the weekend and have a full blown conspiracy by Monday, amalgamated from whatever the newscasters at Fox say.

By next Friday mark his words, because he will always have believed something strange was going on with airplanes and this planet

No time at all. Straight into it. Indeed he succeeded in not only linking today's crash to 370, but flight 800 which apparently happened on the same date.

[NoMoreNoory]

And, indeed, they've rearranged the schedule tonight so George 'Cronkite' Noory can present a two hour 'speshull' about all three doomed flights with James Sanders.
No sign yet of George lingering on the deaths of 80 children, but it won't be long now, you sense.....

[narcissist noory]

Noory is horrible........just a horrible interviewer and host.  What a disappointment.   This "dumping" thing is starting to happen FREQUENTLY.  What in the hell is Noory's problem?

just like with any narcissist none of us really know what he really acts like behind the scenes, thats why i laugh at the members here that have been feeling so sorry for him lately.
i bet with the mic off hes a real prick to everyone around him-probably why even his family doesnt want much to do with him, i remember a few months ago he was even coming sideways at tommee 
on air, i would bet tommee hates his guts as much as we do contrary to what most think here

[yumyumtree]

Well he did dwell some on what the passengers felt, in typical Noory fashion.
According to what I heard on Michael Savage, not the most reliable source, I realize, there's still some question about what brought it down. I realize that pretty much everybody says it was this missile.

[Maxwell]

Well he did dwell some on what the passengers felt, in typical Noory fashion.
According to what I heard on Michael Savage, not the most reliable source, I realize, there's still some question about what brought it down. I realize that pretty much everybody says it was this missile.

Yeah, he said he'd thinking "all day" about the last moments of the people on flight MH17.  What a ghoul.  And he just said today's events happened "on the same anniversary date" as TWA800.

[michio]

just like with any narcissist none of us really know what he really acts like behind the scenes, thats why i laugh at the members here that have been feeling so sorry for him lately.
i bet with the mic off hes a real prick to everyone around him-probably why even his family doesnt want much to do with him, i remember a few months ago he was even coming sideways at tommee 
on air, i would bet tommee hates his guts as much as we do contrary to what most think here

I'm looking forward to the day Butler Tommy retires to write a tell-all insider's perspective on being sNoory's man-servant and go-for-everything-including-his-pants guy. It's sure to be an international best seller. The single chapter on the dramatic and life-threatening pizza roll event will be worth the cost of the entire book.

[yumyumtree]

I think that this book would probably have to be self-published, or else would end up on remainder tables. Who would buy it except for a handful of masochistic Coastgabbers?

[WildCard]

Yeah, he said he'd thinking "all day" about the last moments of the people on flight MH17.  What a ghoul.  And he just said today's events happened "on the same anniversary date" as TWA800.

And you guys say he doesn't do any show prep. He read Coyle's post.

Interesting show. In spite of Jorch.
Sanders likes the word, "neutralize". Missing Malaysian flight 370 was neutralized. The public/media was neutralized on flight 800.

[WildCard]

I think that this book would probably have to be self-published, or else would end up on remainder tables. Who would buy it except for a handful of masochistic Coastgabbers?

I whou . . . never mind.

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm looking forward to the day Butler Tommy retires to write a tell-all insider's perspective on being sNoory's man-servant and go-for-everything-including-his-pants guy. It's sure to be an international best seller. The single chapter on the dramatic and life-threatening pizza roll event will be worth the cost of the entire book.

Put me down for a copy. Art could write the Foreword. Joorch would have Tommee on as a guest. He wouldn't have read the book, of course, just looked at the nice photos of himself inside.

Joorch just said we can watch Bee On Bleef on our smart phones. 'That's right! You can also watch it on your flat screen, if you hook it up the right way.'

Wtf? GNS

[NoMoreNoory]

Introducing LA Marzuli, MushMouth says 'He prevents his work at conferences, churches, appearances. You name it, he's there.'
If only LA could prevent Noory's broadcasts, too.

[Mike.]

Guests to be announced again tonight. So, do this mean even the usual collection of peddlers and hustlers are fleeing the sinking C2CAM? Ships captain, gn. Someone needs to court-martial his ass.

[Nebraska888]

just like with any narcissist none of us really know what he really acts like behind the scenes, thats why i laugh at the members here that have been feeling so sorry for him lately.
i bet with the mic off hes a real prick to everyone around him-probably why even his family doesnt want much to do with him, i remember a few months ago he was even coming sideways at tommee 
on air, i would bet tommee hates his guts as much as we do contrary to what most think here

Yes, there are MANY times I sense tension between Tommy and Noory.  When he has Tommy read questions, it always starts out ok but then Tommy will say something that irritates Noory and the tension begins.

Yep, I suspect Noory is short tempered, grumpy, narcissistic, controlling, and juvenile when "off" mic........HELL, WE HEAR MOST OF THAT "ON" MIC!  (Has anyone ever heard that Kasey Kasem rant when Kasey is supposed to tell a story about a dog that died and he unloads on his staff because they place "up beat" music prior to the story?  It's hilarious.  That's how I imagine Noory.)

[NoMoreNoory]

Two perfect examples of the uselessness of Noory in the final hour last night.

Someone called Daniel called in and announced that he is an angelic being living in human form. He explained he had evolved into an Ancient Of Days, etc. Now, can you imagine the glee with which Art, Ian, Knapp or Schrader would pounce on that? It should be a five-course meal to a host of C2C, no? What happened? Marzuli went off on a long spiel about reincarnation being a dogma of hopelessness and his own conversion and how he is now 'filled with spirit' and lots more BS of that order. He droned on for about 3 minutes. After about 30 seconds, you just knew Noory had already let the caller go and, sure enough, when Marzuli finally shut up, Noory asked 'How spiritual would you say you are?'.

A young guy called in, saying that he was seeing 'burning eyes' everywhere and that he had recently gone into a cathedral or church and seen a painting or mural (I think, I'm a bit sketchy on detail in my memory) with these same burning eyes in it. Marzuli said he wanted to speak to the guy off air and Noory told the caller he'd be put on hold and Tommee would take his details. Why? Why not have the conversation right there so we could all hear it?

It remains shocking every time another episode demonstrates just how completely lacking in intellectual curiosity Joorch is. He prides himself on being 'an old news guy', yet here again demonstrates that he is entirely without the instincts of any decent reporter, journalist or talk-show host. These are surely moments of gold dust to be seized upon, treasured and pursued. He should be jumping in with a barrage of follow-up questions. But no. Absolutely nothing.

Lame, lame, lame. GNS

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Why not have the conversation right there so we could all hear it?

It remains shocking every time another episode demonstrates just how completely lacking in intellectual curiosity Joorch is. He prides himself on being 'an old news guy', yet here again demonstrates that he is entirely without the instincts of any decent reporter, journalist or talk-show host. These are surely moments of gold dust to be seized upon, treasured and pursued. He should be jumping in with a barrage of follow-up questions. But no. Absolutely nothing.

Those could have been interesting. Noory is just too intellectually lazy to do anything but his generic questions.

[zeebo]

Guests to be announced again tonight. So, do this mean even the usual collection of peddlers and hustlers are fleeing the sinking C2CAM? ...

The bottom of the barrel's been scraped, now they're looking under it.

[MyEye]

Yeah, I'm shutting it off and switching to Ground Zero.

If I'm going to listen to dingbats all night they should at least be entertaining like Clyde.

Ditto here, though I don't agree with all that Clyde says, at least I know he means it and not just saying things to sound intelligent or to kiss ass.

A no Noory weekend is just a night away.  Nowadays it's the only time I listen to C2C at length.  I do admit that I often tune in to the opening of the show hoping that Art Bell would be there after the "Midnight Express" music played.  But not to be. 

I listen in to the opening for entertainment to hear the inevitable train wreak that Noory spews.  Has Noory  ever gone past a couple of minutes of "reporting" without flubbing up words or directly misreporting facts? 

Noory has no credibility.

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[PerfectTommy]

Ditto here, though I don't agree with all that Clyde says, at least I know he means it and not just saying things to sound intelligent or to kiss ass.

Definitely.

Clyde's a bit kooky to be sure, and I've butted heads with him a couple of times when he misquotes or takes Scripture out of context to support a viewpoint, but I know that when he says something he genuinely believes it, right or wrong.

I can respect that.

George is nothing more than a kiss-ass clown with zero conviction who just goes along to get along.

I'm pretty sure I heard Clyde take a potshot at George one night when a caller brought up C2C. He said, "Oh, the show with the host who pretends to be interested in the paranormal?"

[UFQuack]

Has anyone ever heard that Kasey Kasem rant when Kasey is supposed to tell a story about a dog that died and he unloads on his staff because they place "up beat" music prior to the story?  It's hilarious.  That's how I imagine Noory.

Yeah that is pretty funny audio but at least Casey Kasem was actually doing his job unlike Noory. People say that Kasem was a good guy in person and it makes sense that he would get angry about playing upbeat music if it might be offensive to people affected by some tragedy.

[zeebo]

Yeah that is pretty funny audio but at least Casey Kasem was actually doing his job unlike Noory. ...

True but Noory does share Kasem's questionable taste in cheesy top 40 drive-time radio.