George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jackstar]

Hey! That's not funny! My father died during the Holocaust!

fell off of a guard tower

[ItsOver]

Oh boy, could he!  My German is not so hot but his fucking passion!     Even just reading the English trans can strike some chords, as it's meant to.  I've never researched the speeches, did he use a speech writer or did he write his own schtick?  Anyone?  I have read that he would practice the speech for hours, days even.  Inflections, tones, hand gestures, posture, etc. 
Then he would get in front of the ppl......

Yes, but Jorch does 8 hours of show prep.  Maybe that's for the whole year.  Maybe it's for all 12 years.

[Catsmile]

PInay women.  We used to call them LBFM's. And fairly inexpensive, too.

Well I didn't want to get some folks panties in a burning wad by calling them Little Brown Fuck Machines. Yes the islands are full of cheap sex for pay, by American standards. Again didn't want to upset anyone, or "push buttons." Also the fact that about half of the girls were sent to work in the bars around age 16 by there own families, might have created much butthurt, and sanctimonious gnashing of keyboards.

Poor poppa hasn't worked in over 15 years, and he's 37. But poppas gotta have enough money for beer, cigarettes, plus gambling on card games, and cockfights ain't cheap. Not to mention the 4 other younger siblings, mama and poppa have. Memories of island life, ahhhh.

On the other hand there are many good men and women that live there. They are truly wonderful and beautiful people inside and out. It amazes me how strong, loving, and happy they can be, with almost nothing but the clothes on there backs.

Come join us Sir, please come in kind Sir.



GNS

[PB the Deplorable]

Ugh, looking at next week's posted c2cam schedule I see:
"Wed 06-04  George's Birthday Party"

Now Noory is spending an entire show to just celebrate his birthday?...

Happy B-Day again, George

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=3422.msg117180#msg117180

PS You still Suck and Tommy only suggested this show to get a raise

[wr250]

Happy B-Day again, George

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=3422.msg117180#msg117180

PS You still Suck and Tommy only suggested this show to get a raise

maybe jorch will skip out thru the see-krut door and replay a SIT show.

[Liam the runner]

Hey! That's not funny! My father died during the Holocaust!

fell off of a guard tower

Nice one Jackstar....too soon?

[Liam the runner]

George's Birthday show...Sounds like a real whopper. I'll probably tune in that night. I need the comic relief.

I'll wait for the reviews, before I invest four hours to listen to potential crap, with candles on it!
GNS

[Jackstar]

Hey, that reminds me, speaking of too soon.

You know how, like, all over the world, the name "Hitler" still resonates soundly? How the name itself, still conjures up a wide amalgam of emotions in every thinking, cognizant being who knows even an ounce of history? How even the illiterate know that there must be something up with that guy with the wierd mustache?

Man, fuck Hitler, he ruined that mustache for everyone. Anyway. My point is... that was sixty years ago. Forty-nine years from now, it will be that 9/11 will have been sixty years ago.

Now, take that image, and imagine two things more: one, people will still be hollering, "too soon! too soon!" about crass 9/11 jokes then, and two, I will still be alive, making crass 9/11 jokes.

It's important to know one's purpose in life, I think, truly I do.

[bigchucka]

Hey, that reminds me, speaking of too soon.

You know how, like, all over the world, the name "Hitler" still resonates soundly? How the name itself, still conjures up a wide amalgam of emotions in every thinking, cognizant being who knows even an ounce of history? How even the illiterate know that there must be something up with that guy with the wierd mustache?

Man, fuck Hitler, he ruined that mustache for everyone. Anyway. My point is... that was sixty years ago. Forty-nine years from now, it will be that 9/11 will have been sixty years ago.

Now, take that image, and imagine two things more: one, people will still be hollering, "too soon! too soon!" about crass 9/11 jokes then, and two, I will still be alive, making crass 9/11 jokes.

It's important to know one's purpose in life, I think, truly I do.

Some incredible things people have done with the movie Downfall over the years.  Many topics have been covered.

http://youtu.be/qPca50f-QzU

[bigchucka]

http://youtu.be/S2Fo-iLggKc

[Jackstar]

once Bush and Cheney and their parasitic predator families are held accountable, 9/11 just might stop being funny, someday.

But ragging on Hitler? Always funny. Forever.

[George Drooly]

Is this the proper use of the word "flotilla"? I'll have to look it up.

Was he describing Mexican food?

[George Drooly]

I'm betting this birthday party show was Tommy's idea.

More cake.

[Jackstar]

I forgive you! You don't have to try so hard!!

[JackstarsEx]

I forgive you! You don't have to try so hard!!

You forgive me?
I didn't ask forgiveness.

You ready to pick up the phone and call?
I didn't think so.

[Jackstar]

Shhhhh. If you keep posting in more than one thread, there's no way to fill up the "Most Recent Posts" page with an ocean of your shrewish bile.

And we all want that, don't we?

[bigchucka]

All but four at this time were in one section.

What I could have done to someone here the other day but chose not too... I thought that was bad.  That all was just... wow....

There's one route that might fix this...

http://schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com/track/the-amender

[Lunger]

Well I didn't want to get some folks panties in a burning wad by calling them Little Brown Fuck Machines. Yes the islands are full of cheap sex for pay, by American standards. Again didn't want to upset anyone, or "push buttons." Also the fact that about half of the girls were sent to work in the bars around age 16 by there own families, might have created much butthurt, and sanctimonious gnashing of keyboards.

Poor poppa hasn't worked in over 15 years, and he's 37. But poppas gotta have enough money for beer, cigarettes, plus gambling on card games, and cockfights ain't cheap. Not to mention the 4 other younger siblings, mama and poppa have. Memories of island life, ahhhh.

On the other hand there are many good men and women that live there. They are truly wonderful and beautiful people inside and out. It amazes me how strong, loving, and happy they can be, with almost nothing but the clothes on there backs.

Come join us Sir, please come in kind Sir.



GNS

*Little Brown Fucking Machines

I lived right out off the Main Gate on Narcisso Street When I was at Clark.  Seven years of Partying and LBFMs...

Good Times.  Good Times

[Jackstar]

There's one route that might fix this...

http://schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com/track/the-amender

I would like to be clear here:

am I supposed to listen to this?

[bigchucka]

That's up to you.  Personally I like some of his songs...

Only other advise I have I don't even know if it would imply to the situation...

If the case is this is someone you don't ever want to have anything to do with ever again... don't want to see... don't want contact... anything.  Answer this question to yourself... is there anything going on in which I would have to be in a courtroom with them?  If you have kids.... then you're stuck having to deal with them in some way.  Any monies owed or any property not returned.... depending on circumstances worse case scenario you're in small claims.  Get that taken care of, then you have the option on working on severing ties.  If crazy shit still happens... then you have a stronger case when you contact the police.

[Jackstar]

That's up to you.  Personally I like some of his songs...

Only other advise I have I don't even know if it would imply to the situation...

If the case is this is someone you don't ever want to have anything to do with ever again... don't want to see... don't want contact... anything.  Answer this question to yourself... is there anything going on in which I would have to be in a courtroom with them?  If you have kids.... then you're stuck having to deal with them in some way.  Any monies owed or any property not returned.... depending on circumstances worse case scenario you're in small claims.  Get that taken care of, then you have the option on working on severing ties.  If crazy shit still happens... then you have a stronger case when you contact the police.

There are no children involved. She is The Queen of The Spider Witches.

I don't mean, "she is a Spider Witch." Oh, no. Listen to me now and believe me later: there are other women in the world, who may or may not be, Spider Witches. She is their fucking Queen.

I will listen to your music, when I feel safe again. Do not hold your breath. Did you see the post where I mentioned, getting stalked was not my idea?

[bigchucka]

There are no children involved. She is The Queen of The Spider Witches.

I don't mean, "she is a Spider Witch." Oh, no. Listen to me now and believe me later: there are other women in the world, who may or may not be, Spider Witches. She is their fucking Queen.

I will listen to your music, when I feel safe again. Do not hold your breath. Did you see the post where I mentioned, getting stalked was not my idea?

Ain't mine.  I have no musical talents whatsoever.  Found out about that guy when he was on an episode of Discovery Channel's show Oddities. He said My name is Schaffer the Darklord, and I'm a rapper.  I thought "Okay... this might be interesting." and found his stuff on YouTube and Bandcamp.  Learned about "Nerdcore Rap" that day...

"I mean sure officer, she tripped and fell and landed on my dick a week ago, but now she just won't go the fuck away..."  They are more than likely gonna laugh (or quote a famous Jay-Z song "99 Problems") unless you can prove a death threat or something serious.

[Nebraska888]

......and, this is the George Noory Sucks ------  The Definitive Compendium.......forum.......

[wr250]

......and, this is the George Noory Sucks ------  The Definitive Compendium.......forum.......

Livin' sleasy
Lovin' trees
Seasoning ticket on a tooomeric ride
Askin' nothin'
Leave me be
Takin' carnivora' in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
And thats the best noory can do
Goin' down
Pizza roll time
And Tommy will be there too
I'm on the byway to jorch
On the byway to jorch
byway to jorch
I'm on the byway to jorch

No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow jorch down
Like a wheel
He's gonna spin it
Everyone's  gonna mesh him around
Hey Art Bell
Payin' my dues
Hosting a suckin' show
Hey mumma
Look at me
jorch is on the way to the lifetime contract
Taking us on the highway to jorch
Highway to jorch
Taking us on the highway to jorch
Highway to jorch
Can't stop jorch

Taking us on the highway to jorch
On the highway to jorch
Highway to jorch
I'm on the highway to jorch
(highway to jorch) I'm on the highway to jorch
(highway to jorch) highway to jorch
(highway to jorch) highway to jorch
(highway to jorch)
And he's goin' down
All the way
Taking us on the highway to jorch

[Jackstar]

unless you can prove a death threat or something serious.

cunt://voice.google.com

[Jackstar]

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What? What? Yeah, that's right, I said 'cunt'--what of it? Welcome to Carl's Jr.! Fuck you!

[Nebraska888]

What? What? Yeah, that's right, I said 'cunt'--what of it? Welcome to Carl's Jr.! Fuck you!

.......Please.......this is a forum addressing George Noory Sucks ----- the Definitive Compendium.   

Mr. Jackstar, you have millions of other sites in which you can share your thoughts and feelings about any topic you choose.

This, however, is not one of them.  This is a forum that persists in attempting to convince Coast to Coast "executives" to free us from the inept current host:  George Noory.

When posts begin to transgress into mudslinging, name calling, rants and raves about non-relevant issues, then the intention of this forum is not only "lost", but it loses its credibility.

[bigchucka]

.......Please.......this is a forum addressing George Noory Sucks ----- the Definitive Compendium.   

Mr. Jackstar, you have millions of other sites in which you can share your thoughts and feelings about any topic you choose.

This, however, is not one of them.  This is a forum that persists in attempting to convince Coast to Coast "executives" to free us from the inept current host:  George Noory.

When posts begin to transgress into mudslinging, name calling, rants and raves about non-relevant issues, then the intention of this forum is not only "lost", but it loses its credibility.

He was proving this previous post by you to be correct.

Agreed, Jackstar has a problem.  A big problem.

Since it was posted on this thread, that means he was on topic.

[JackstarsEx]

cunt...

Get rid of the voice.
I am offended.
I feel stalked.

I think it should be bann worthy.
Remove it.

Revealing Personal Information:  Most users prefer to remain anonymous when using a forum.  That is their right.  Do not publish the personal information of another BellGab user if that information has not already been made public by that user on this forum.  Forbidden personal information includes (but isn't limited to) physical addresses, email addresses, phone numbers, photos, first or last names, URLs, and IP addresses. 

As far as I know, I didn't post my phone number, OR give him permission to.

You guys wanted a reason?
He gave you one.

[JackstarsEx]

  Any monies owed or any property not returned.... depending on circumstances worse case scenario you're in small claims.  Get that taken care of,

Just trying to collect my monies and things.  Then he's free.
He wouldn't even call to get shit done.