George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

Hee hee!!!   

Its all my fault. I wrote Noory that it was driving people nuts to have him keep saying " off the pacific ocean ". we sent about 4 emails back and forth about it. he no longer says " only pennies a day " either. though everyone is using the amazing word out there.

I just listened to a podcast ( david baker  ) which had the wonder twins ... err, psychic twins. checked the 2013 timelines. 95 % BONK. these two women were predicting multiple political scandals, multiple terror plots and attacks in the us, assualt weapons ban, immigration reform, stock market correction, gas spiking to huge levels, 3 megastorms. I can't remember if they were guests on dark matter or noory but I know I heard them somewhere.

Video on this after I make dinner and feed the cats.

[zeebo]

....I love you guys. And I'm not even drinking.

There is no purer form of love. 

[zeebo]

Video on this after I make dinner and feed the cats.

Falkie trademark this quick, I think you've found your catch-phrase. 

[Falkie2013]

Falkie trademark this quick, I think you've found your catch-phrase. 

Yeah, it seems to coincide somehow more often than not.

[ItsOver]

Its all my fault. I wrote Noory that it was driving people nuts to have him keep saying " off the pacific ocean ". we sent about 4 emails back and forth about it. he no longer says " only pennies a day " either. though everyone is using the amazing word out there...

I thought it was you, Falkie.  Good job.  At least it's a start.  It only took 4 emails?  How many emails to get him to stop playing UFO Phil on Friday? 

[ItsOver]

The last few pages of this thread have had me in tears. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA â€" I love you guys. And I'm not even drinking.

Wow... we sure aren't in the Politics part of BellGab.    Thank God.

Bud Light "Johnny, I Love You Man" 1995

[VtaGeezer]

I have a theory...maybe Noory is actually doing his time in Purgatory; forced to make nicey-nice talk with vacuous dullards through  his nights until he's paid for his sins.  Except he seems to enjoy it.

[NoMoreNoory]

Clashhhik!

Guest: "Hi George, thank you for having me."

GN: "Me too"

GNS Forever.

[ItsOver]

Clashhhik!

Guest: "Hi George, thank you for having me."

GN: "Me too"

GNS Forever.

Hahaha.  I'm glad I'm not listening tonight.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I have a theory...maybe Noory is actually doing his time in Purgatory; forced to make nicey-nice talk with vacuous dullards through  his nights until he's paid for his sins.  Except he seems to enjoy it.

or maybe...we are in purgatory.

<dramatic music>

[eeieeyeoh]

I have a theory...maybe Noory is actually doing his time in Purgatory; forced to make nicey-nice talk with vacuous dullards through  his nights until he's paid for his sins.  Except he seems to enjoy it.

I like your use of the word Purgatory. Rhymes with Noory.

Never to be forgiven or condemned? That's a different matter the Pope can't answer.

[UFQuack]

While you clowns were listening to sNoory a couple of nights ago, I heard Lance Henricksen interviewed on Dark Matter Network, and he said that there is a movement to make a Millennium movie, and that Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz are on board but did not mention this is a run-on sentence.

George Noory sucks for not having that interview.

That's good news, it's nice to hear someone mention Lance Henricksen for a change, there are some movies he did that are low budget films and unfortunately they only pick up a handful of user reviews and get about 3 stars on IMDB but you know what?--I watched a few of them and they're actually not bad at all because he's in them. Sure the writing needs work and some of his fellow actors aren't as convincing, but Lance kicks ass and makes movies worth seeing! I don't know why Hollywood has failed to get him in the big budget movies in recent years!

[Morgus]

A caller with Noory right now thinks he is the reincarnation of Popcorn King, Orville Redenbacher.
The caller says he was born the day Orville died back in 1995 and he dresses the same as Orville and wears the same kind of eyeglasses:

[eeieeyeoh]

A caller with Noory right now thinks he is the reincarnation of Popcorn King, Orville Redenbacher.
The caller says he was born the day Orville died back in 1995 and he dresses the same as Orville and wears the same kind of eyeglasses:

I thought Orville had a brother named Wilbur that made an anti-gravity machine first. However dinosaurs or their descendants (by claim) birds already cornered the market. I wonder if pigeons are still a big problem in NYC today staining the walls of buildings taking a dump from a window perch.

[UFQuack]

Noory just said he doesn't think there's a hell.

Clearly he hasn't heard himself on radio.

[norrykilledc2c]

Noory just said he doesn't think there's a hell.

Clearly he hasn't heard himself on radio.

He also said, "There's no doubt about it." followed immediately with "I could be wrong."

[norrykilledc2c]

A caller with Noory right now thinks he is the reincarnation of Popcorn King, Orville Redenbacher.
The caller says he was born the day Orville died back in 1995 and he dresses the same as Orville and wears the same kind of eyeglasses:

Wow! Look at those teeth.

[ziznak]

Wow! Look at those teeth.

even with his zombie teeth I'll bet he used bang tons of broads.  I'm actually considering listening to last night's 1/23 show... normally when I see show subject titles that list happiness, or any kind of consciousness, I stay away.  Those shows lead to nothing more than un-consciousness normally.  Then you have those rare shows where these fluffy type guests bring dave to a whole new level of stupid... seems like thats what happened... so... I'm gearing up and going in.... If I don't post in 2 days I'm braindead... pray for me...

[UFQuack]

Whew 3 pics of Orville on one thread is 3 Orville pics too many

[UFQuack]

UFO Phil sings like a girl

[Mind Flayer Monk]

While you clowns were listening to sNoory a couple of nights ago, I heard Lance Henricksen interviewed on Dark Matter Network, and he said that there is a movement to make a Millennium movie, and that Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz are on board but did not mention this is a run-on sentence.

George Noory sucks for not having that interview.

I missed this, but a new show from Carter/Frank would be great. I actually enjoyed the X-files movies too. Millenium and Henriksen was also a good show. No one really cares on C2C, they just go through the motion and talk to hot publicists like they have a shot at landing them.

*Hands Juan a balloon animal of a giraffe*

[valdez]

A caller with Noory right now thinks he is the reincarnation of Popcorn King, Orville Redenbacher...

That "Orville" caller was creepy.  George should book him for a short segment and find out more.  Who would make that up?  I dig that word "mesmerism" that Rick Collingwood was using.  Old fashion, yet ready to be used again in our modern hypnotic world.  Tonight George said his mission on c2c is to bring us "variety" and to do something "different" every other (?) day.  Is that why he does the same stuff ad nauseum?  With George, it's enough that he tells us its "classic" and "rivetting" and "amazing" and hope that we're mesmerized into believing its so.  On the subject of dopplegangers George said, "I saw a picture once of a guy who looked like me.  He had a little mustashe."  Yeah.  I'll bet he did.  And on the c2c website there is a video of what is supposedly the formation of memory in the brain.  Cool.

http://youtu.be/6MCf-6It0Zg

memories?

     

[PB the Deplorable]

...  On the subject of dopplegangers George said, "I saw a picture once of a guy who looked like me.  He had a little mustashe."  Yeah.  I'll bet he did...   

When an offbeat topic comes up, George always seems to have a personal story about it - usually something creepy that doesn't quite ring true.

[ItsOver]

Since no one really wants Jorch in their world, Jorch has to make up his own.

[FallenSeraph]

Last night's random-ass attempt to tie together hypnotism and exorcism had me shaking my head in sadness. After listening to Art have a four-hour conversation with Father Malachi Martin about exorcism in the classic archived show, it made me tired to hear George try to interview this guy-out-of-nowhere about hypnotism, ghosts and demons all in one sentence.

Meanwhile, the guy mentioned that he could hypnotize people's cancer into remission, which made me go, "wait, WHAT?!" and George just skated right by the comment and asked him if he believed in ghosts or something. ("Did he say cancer? Sorry not on my list of questions or sponsored by Carnivora.") SO FRUSTRATING.

Woke up with a hellish migraine. Just lying here trying not to look at screens (and obviously failing) and, for the hell of it, using my trusty pennies-a-day C2C Insider subscription to listen to some shows I missed. Listening to Joshua Abraham and laughing at how the conversation went to hellfire and brimstone Bible preaching and George keeps feebly trying to intercept with ". . . but . . . but . . . about those ancient astronauts."

Abraham had me up until he referenced Tila Tequila as a knowledgeable source on Satan's influence in Hollywood. 

George keeps going back to being flabbergasted by the fact that Abraham slept in his car. A lot of us have â€" try it, George! You really haven't lived until you've done it at least once.

[cweb]

even with his zombie teeth I'll bet he used bang tons of broads.

"how about some extra butter baby?"

[Falkie2013]

Last night's random-ass attempt to tie together hypnotism and exorcism had me shaking my head in sadness. After listening to Art have a four-hour conversation with Father Malachi Martin about exorcism in the classic archived show, it made me tired to hear George try to interview this guy-out-of-nowhere about hypnotism, ghosts and demons all in one sentence.

Meanwhile, the guy mentioned that he could hypnotize people's cancer into remission, which made me go, "wait, WHAT?!" and George just skated right by the comment and asked him if he believed in ghosts or something. ("Did he say cancer? Sorry not on my list of questions or sponsored by Carnivora.") SO FRUSTRATING.

Woke up with a hellish migraine. Just lying here trying not to look at screens (and obviously failing) and, for the hell of it, using my trusty pennies-a-day C2C Insider subscription to listen to some shows I missed. Listening to Joshua Abraham and laughing at how the conversation went to hellfire and brimstone Bible preaching and George keeps feebly trying to intercept with ". . . but . . . but . . . about those ancient astronauts."

Abraham had me up until he referenced Tila Tequila as a knowledgeable source on Satan's influence in Hollywood. 

George keeps going back to being flabbergasted by the fact that Abraham slept in his car. A lot of us have â€" try it, George! You really haven't lived until you've done it at least once.

I slept in my car for 6 months when I was homeless. With my 2 cats. I wouldn't recommend doing it in a cold city like San Francisco, though with the temperatures we're having now with 70 degree days in January and relatively mild nights ...

And if Noory is in purgatory, are we in hell for listening to him on and off for 10 years ? Or is listening to him hell enough ?

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

A caller with Noory right now thinks he is the reincarnation of Popcorn King, Orville Redenbacher.
The caller says he was born the day Orville died back in 1995 and he dresses the same as Orville and wears the same kind of eyeglasses:

An 18-19 year old is dressing like that?  Mega-hipster.

[Scully]

...  Tonight George said his mission on c2c is to bring us "variety" and to do something "different" every other (?) day.  Is that why he does the same stuff ad nauseum?  ...

SO on point, Valdez. I wanted to scream when Noory preached his little sermon on his altruistic reasons for enriching lives with the garbage he feeds his devout listeners for their own good.

If there's a more self-serving person than George around, I hope our paths never cross.

[zeebo]

He also said, "There's no doubt about it." followed immediately with "I could be wrong."

Haha, oh dear ... what a doofoid.