George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[rangers1919]

I thought about putting this on it's own thread, and looked around the net to see if it is public or not, and it doesn't seem to be, but I have the email that people use to contact the show when they are booked. It could have changed of course, but I doubt it. It's from a Wikileaks email where an "intelligence firm" Stratford is communicating w/ C2C to have one of their hack members on.

And needless to say, the email is an AOL account: DarkEditor@aol.com

I would love is some "haters" hit up George and crew and posted their results.

https://search.wikileaks.org/gifiles/?viewemailid=285504

It's from Lisa Lyon and the email shows up a few places in a search, but nothing major.

[georgesucks]

George Noory if you read this post, I have a few things to say and ask.

1) You Suck.

2)When are you going to retire?

3)When are you going to Hawaii to do the show?

4)Are you a Star Trek fan or a Star Wars fan?

5)Are you a Doctor Who fan?

6)Who do you want to interview on Coast but have not yet?

7)Are You and Richard C Hougland Drinking buddies?

8)What type of beer do you like to drink?

9)Why do you have Ufo Phil song on coast for?

10)Can you let Jazmunda be your co-host on coast to coast am?

[zeebo]

Ok we all know c2c mostly sucks now but every once in awhile you get a faint echo of what it once was, and what, in the capable hands of a courageous host it still could be.  So that when C. A. Fitts says that if Alan Greenspan were tried for financial genocide, she'd testify against him, you're actually a bit taken aback as that's a pretty edgy opinion you're not likely to hear on the mainstream media channels.  And then microseconds later Noory as usual just wusses out and changes the subject.  It's like watching a pitcher throw balls right in the strike zone all night but the batter doesn't hit them because actually he's a meek little kitten who would rather wander off into a nice little field of daisies where it's safe and cozy. (ok that analogy seems kind of weird but if you're slightly buzzed like I am right now it would make more sense.)

[georgesucks]

Ok we all know c2c mostly sucks now but every once in awhile you get a faint echo of what it once was, and what, in the capable hands of a courageous host it still could be.  So that when C. A. Fitts says that if Alan Greenspan were tried for financial genocide, she'd testify against him, you're actually a bit taken aback as that's a pretty edgy opinion you're not likely to hear on the mainstream media channels.  And then microseconds later Noory as usual just wusses out and changes the subject.  It's like watching a pitcher throw balls right in the strike zone all night but the batter doesn't hit them because actually he's a meek little kitten who would rather wander off into a nice little field of daisies where it's safe and cozy. (ok that analogy seems kind of weird but if you're slightly buzzed like I am right now it would make more sense.)

George Noory  is making Coast suck.

[valdez]

...when C. A. Fitts says that if Alan Greenspan were tried for financial genocide, she'd testify against him, you're actually a bit taken aback as that's a pretty edgy opinion you're not likely to hear on the mainstream media channels.  And then microseconds later Noory as usual just wusses out and changes the subject....

     Yeah, I also wanted to hear more about that.  And I also found it interesting that she's such a big fan of the new fed chairman, Janet Yellen, considering she has been appointed by the President, and Fitts ain't no fan of the President.  There are things to be learned from some of George's guest, but his tired, lazy routine gets in the way.  Mitch Horowitz (on the power of positive thinking) was also cool, but with questions like "Ouija boards...bad or good?"  we're screwed.   

     

[FallenSeraph]

Procrastinating because I'm supposed to be writing a (whopping $150) article on a local guy who ran across the country and back like Forrest Gump â€" but interviewing the guy was like interviewing Forrest Gump, so I'm just sitting here staring at my notes and feeling glazed.

Started reading old posts in this thread. Got to some posts about a guy in a cape who was stalking Noory for a while (http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=3.msg82601#msg82601 â€"â€" damn, this forum was awesome back then). Googled "George Noory stalker" for the hell of it. Found this instead.

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Conspiracy theories propel AM radio show into Top 10
(11/12/2006)

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Conspiracy-theories-propel-AM-radio-show-into-Top-2484135.php

It's a three-page article, so I'm not gonna post the whole thing. Here's my favorite part:

"Noory purposely avoids taking vacations during holiday weekends. He knows that's when the truck drivers in the middle of nowhere and the lonely little old lady with a transistor radio count on him most.

"But Noory does have his limits.

"'There are three things I won't do or allow,' he said. 'I won't let any bad language or vulgarity on the air. I won't take injections of any kind. And I won't eat any food delivered to me at the studio.'

"The last time food arrived, it was, fittingly, a half-eaten fruitcake."

Wondered if it was one of you guys who sent it to him. 

Also worrying that I'm venturing into "little old lady with a transistor radio" status. I think I have at least two more good years.

[ItsOver]

Hahaha... .  A half-eaten fruitcake?  That Tommy will eat anything.   

[b_dubb]

I won't take injections of any kind

What the fuck does that mean?  Did anyone think to ask him to clarify?  Why does Noory get a pass on his stupidity?

[VtaGeezer]

Ok we all know c2c mostly sucks now but every once in awhile you get a faint echo of what it once was, and what, in the capable hands of a courageous host it still could be.  So that when C. A. Fitts says that if Alan Greenspan were tried for financial genocide, she'd testify against him, you're actually a bit taken aback as that's a pretty edgy opinion you're not likely to hear on the mainstream media channels.  And then microseconds later Noory as usual just wusses out and changes the subject.  It's like watching a pitcher throw balls right in the strike zone all night but the batter doesn't hit them because actually he's a meek little kitten who would rather wander off into a nice little field of daisies where it's safe and cozy. (ok that analogy seems kind of weird but if you're slightly buzzed like I am right now it would make more sense.)

I have long held that Poppy Bush-appointed Greenspan intentionally and willfully crashed the US (and world) economy but now that Fruitcake Fitts is saying it, I'm re-assessing.  I will say it's one of the rare unequivocal statements she's made in years as a fixture on C2C. Noory expressly asked her to rate the Fed chairmen since Nixon, but as soon as she said that about Greenspan, he went immediately to the break and moved her to a different issue when they came back.  Usually she speaks in nonspecific double-talk about the Great Global Financial Conspiracy.  Fitts is to economics what Hoagland is to space science.

[VtaGeezer]

"The last time food arrived, it was, fittingly, a half-eaten fruitcake."[/i]

Good find.  The fruitcake was clearly sent as a metaphor.

[FallenSeraph]

What the fuck does that mean?  Did anyone think to ask him to clarify?  Why does Noory get a pass on his stupidity?

I wondered that too, as in, did he mean in general or on the air?? And if he meant on the air, I didn't even realize that was a thing.

("That Howard Stern may inject himself with all kinds of crazy sh*t on his show, but that's one of three things I simply will not do â€" not even in the pursuit of truth and ... ok, let's take some calls!")

[ziznak]

Not last nights shit fest but the shit fest before last he took a call from somebody named Tom and when he went to the call he called the guy tommy... I was thinking it would be a perfect sample to use for some sort of ministryesque ditty.

[Khameleon808]

I am still not over the pizzaroll thing.  I even started messing around with some audio. http://picosong.com/ka67/

FROM THE CITY OF PIZZA ROLLS. 
LINDA MOULTON HOWE JOINS US WITH SOME AMAZING PIZZAROLLS etc.

This is my first post on this forum so I was hoping to do something to make someone laugh.

[FallenSeraph]

I am still not over the pizzaroll thing.  I even started messing around with some audio. http://picosong.com/ka67/

FROM THE CITY OF PIZZA ROLLS. 
LINDA MOULTON HOWE JOINS US WITH SOME AMAZING PIZZAROLLS etc.

This is my first post on this forum so I was hoping to do something to make someone laugh.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It totally worked. OMG that's so awesome. We need to set it to a techno beat. (And welcome. )

[cweb]

I am still not over the pizzaroll thing.  I even started messing around with some audio. http://picosong.com/ka67/

FROM THE CITY OF PIZZA ROLLS. 
LINDA MOULTON HOWE JOINS US WITH SOME AMAZING PIZZAROLLS etc.

This is my first post on this forum so I was hoping to do something to make someone laugh.

nicely done! I agree, we need some Snoory dance remixes!

[Khameleon808]

On it...

[VtaGeezer]

I noticed Sunday night that LA is once gain "off the Pacific Ocean".  :

[Falkie2013]

For tonight's show description, they should have added, "In Hour 2, George reminds us for the 25th time that it's going to be cold this weekend. Bonus features: Dead people in snow, depressing anecdotes of stray animals in subzero temps, ponderings of power outages and dire warnings of freezing pipes."

I feel like George is stalling so he doesn't have to endure Open Lines.

I downloaded the show to my Imac but haven't listened to all of it yet.

I'd be surprized if Noory didn't mention the kid in Brooklyn who got her tongue stuck to a flagpole.
It would be one of many of his Kreepy Kid stories.

[Falkie2013]

I noticed Sunday night that LA is once gain "off the Pacific Ocean".  :

That stuck out like a sore mustache.

[aldousburbank]

That stuck out like a sore mustache.

Heh

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

What the fuck does that mean?  Did anyone think to ask him to clarify?  Why does Noory get a pass on his stupidity?

There are government tracker chips in those fascist flu vaccines man.  Linda told me so.

[norrykilledc2c]

Not last nights shit fest but the shit fest before last he took a call from somebody named Tom and when he went to the call he called the guy tommy... I was thinking it would be a perfect sample to use for some sort of ministryesque ditty.

+10 for referencing Ministry. Connect the god damn dots.

I am still not over the pizzaroll thing.  I even started messing around with some audio. http://picosong.com/ka67/
FROM THE CITY OF PIZZA ROLLS. 
LINDA MOULTON HOWE JOINS US WITH SOME AMAZING PIZZAROLLS etc.
This is my first post on this forum so I was hoping to do something to make someone laugh.

ahaha. Big Foot dick in your mouth.

[georgesucks]

George Noory you suck. Will you please go to Austin Tx and be the Co-host of Infowars.

[norrykilledc2c]

If you think about it, they don't even need Mushmouth to be in studio.

1. Record Mushmouth's questions from his 3x5 cards.
2. Assemble all of his moronic Nooryisms on a sound board.

When a guest starts speaking, interject any of the above in any random order.

[Mels-hole1984]

You know what I just thought of? If carnivora is so fucking great, why hasn't George done a whole show on it? Also GNS.

[georgesucks]

You know what I just thought of? If carnivora is so fucking great, why hasn't George done a whole show on it? Also GNS.

George Noory SUCKS A LOT.

[norrykilledc2c]

"You might get bored when the "banotony" kicks in."

[alger]

If you think about it, they don't even need Mushmouth to be in studio.

1. Record Mushmouth's questions from his 3x5 cards.
2. Assemble all of his moronic Nooryisms on a sound board.

When a guest starts speaking, interject any of the above in any random order.

I think you nailed it.   

[alger]

I can't even fathom what it must be like to be George.

Ignorance is bliss?   

[Juan]

Last night, the DMRN show had such bad audio - people talking off mic- that I switched over to sNoory.  First, Dr. Sky talked about the sun and said the current sunspot looked like the Hawaiian Island chain.  George missed the opportunity to mention the Hawaiian studio.

Then Ken Johnston appeared as the first guest.  He's a former NASA employee who is now one of the 1000 potential space voyagers to Mars.  (And the end of Noory's contract)  sNoory was engaged and conducted a moderately decent interview.  They went to break, and when back, sNoory introduced one of Johnston's old friends.  Hoagland.  Who took a breath, George took a nap, Johnston couldn't get a word in, and the next thing we know, it's break time again.

George Noory sucks.