George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[rangers1919]

Ok, I looked through and didn't see a comment on it, so sorry if I missed it, but I think Noory has been hitting the flask tonight.

About 3 hours in and I thought maybe, about 3.5 in and he sounds like he is on the verge of being absolutely hammered. Damn I wish the show could go on until 2 (here) live, because I think he timed it too perfectly. He isn't going to be blacked out at 1, but he couldn't make it until 2.

[norrykilledc2c]

Hee hee......have you ever seen the movie:  THE BAD SEED?   

Is George's mattress on fire?

[zeebo]

What is this friggin so-called predictions show?  What has this Nooron done to it?  It's so friggin slow and filled with tedious political talk and boring small talk about nothing.  Remember when Art would just power through all those predictions, keeping people on track, keeping things moving along?  Jeez this is like sitting in a dentist office waiting room listening to random people talk about their jobs and cars and computers while you sit there trying to catch a whiff of nitrous oxide in the air to help pass the time.

[PB the Deplorable]

The call with the female shuttle driver was so uncomfortable to listen to...

All the female calls with George are uncomfortable to listen to.

[valdez]

I think I was a bit harsh when I chewed Noory's ass out in this thread... love all around.

I did seem out of character to me, coming from the guy who made those cool videos, which are way more effective weapons in the battle against the dire mediocrity that is George Noory.

Tonight, Noory is cutting the annual c2c caller New Year's predictions down to only one night this year.  That should mean he will collect the least total new predictions for a new year ever on c2c tonight.  In recent years, c2c did two nights of caller New Year's predictions and back in the 'good old days' in the 90s, Art Bell would take caller predictions for the entire week of shows between Christmas & New Years.  So Art used to collect nearly 200 caller predictions each year, down to a little over 100 in recent years.  Plus Noory most likely will have a first hour guest(s) reducing the time for caller predictions, compared to when Art Bell did the entire shows with caller predictions only and back in the 90s he had 5 hour shows!

Looks like George will only be doing three hours of caller predictions tonight. The only good news is I kind of like Neil Slade.I'm participating in a brainwave study he's doing right now, actually â€" on manipulating brainwaves to enhance ESP and intuition. So far I'm just having trippy dreams about people yelling at me in grocery stores, though...

Interesting.

Noory lost Neil Slade already - he probably got an invite to a New Year's Eve party.  Now he got a different first hour guest scheduled:
First Hour: As we head into the new year, hypnotherapist Dr. Bruce Goldberg talks about the concept of future lives.

Noory has committed sacrilege tonight...

Even Noory's reading of past year's predictions is lame...

...Your hands are dirty and there's no getting them clean.

... What has this Nooron done to it?

And accepting predictions sent in by text?  Let’s face it, George's goal is to eventually do away with whole damn thing because it's way too much work for him, pronouncing stuff, and wondering if anything came true or not.  And did anybody actually jot down Bill from West Hartford's long winded, super complicated (yeah, I got it...but damn) prediction?  Ye gods.

Happy New Year coastgabbers extraordinaire.

 

[cweb]

      Let’s face it, George's goal is to eventually do away with whole damn thing because it's way too much work for him, pronouncing stuff

Yeah, that's the whole problem with radio... You gotta pronounce stuff. It's not enough to sit around and grumble for four hours. Thankfully there are guests who can come on and pronounce stuff for Snoorge, so he can freebase "toomeric" and write hateful letters to pizza roll manufacturers. He calls these breaks his "mini vacations."

[ItsOver]

All the female calls with George are uncomfortable to listen to.

Whatever Jorch is trying to say, you just know Beavis and Butthead lines are running through his head.

[Falkie2013]

There was one lady who called who didn't even have a prediction and Noory had to prompt her to come up with one. She sounded like a whacked out cat lady.

Noory allows two predictions, one good one bad.

The whole prediction show thing with Noory is lame.

A huge Art Bell bonk to it all.

[Ruteger]

Was Snoorge hitting the sauce again? This buffoon cannot conduct a decent interview if his life depends (joke) on it. Seems like he struggles to get through a single sentence without a gaffe.

[Ruteger]

You bastard. Went to sleep at 9 PM to get up for my job at 4 AM so I can support all  the welfare queens and the record number on disability (11 MILLION). Why do I bother? No fireworks for me

Just got home from partying!  I want to say how great you are.   Agree with me....or disagree......you're smart, engaged, articulate, and most of all......COAST TO COAST FANS.....or past fans who wish for the "old days" and continue to post because you still hope it will return to its former excellence.

I am grateful for all of you and wish you good health and a wonderful new experiences for 2014!

[VtaGeezer]

I'm surprised to see John Hogue, one the few remaining quality C2C guests, will be appearing with four certified losers tonight.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Just got home from partying!  I want to say how great you are.   Agree with me....or disagree......you're smart, engaged, articulate, and most of all......COAST TO COAST FANS.....or past fans who wish for the "old days" and continue to post because you still hope it will return to its former excellence.

I am grateful for all of you and wish you good health and a wonderful new experiences for 2014!

Happy New Year back at you! Hope it's a good one, too.

Put a lily on the Predictions show. It's dead.

[Falkie2013]

You bastard. Went to sleep at 9 PM to get up for my job at 4 AM so I can support all  the welfare queens and the record number on disability (11 MILLION). Why do I bother? No fireworks for me

Actually, its now 14 million. Most with back injuries as I've heard.

[FallenSeraph]

Just got home from partying!  I want to say how great you are.   Agree with me....or disagree......you're smart, engaged, articulate, and most of all......COAST TO COAST FANS.....or past fans who wish for the "old days" and continue to post because you still hope it will return to its former excellence.

I am grateful for all of you and wish you good health and a wonderful new experiences for 2014!

Back at you, Nebraska.

[Morgus]

Noory didn't even number the 2014 caller predictions this year either, unlike how Art would assign a number for each one so you could track it and get a total.
How many total predictions did Noory get from callers last night? No easy way to tell.
I bet barely 25?

[Morgus]

I'm surprised to see John Hogue, one the few remaining quality C2C guests, will be appearing with four certified losers tonight.

Its Hogue first reappearance since the beating he got with Art Bell a few months back? 

[VtaGeezer]

Its Hogue first reappearance since the beating he got with Art Bell a few months back? 

I hadn't heard about it. Did Bell get on him for guesting with Noory?

[MikeJ]

I hadn't heard about it. Did Bell get on him for guesting with Noory?

No, Art just asked him to be specific.  Hogue took offense that Art didn't just let him bs his way through the show like Snoory does.

[norrykilledc2c]

WENS ON CAN MISS RADIO WITH GNOORY
JOSEPH JACOBS

This fraud makes the most general predictions possible, but he delivers them in a mysterious voice that makes them seem important.
"I see some volcanic activity somewhere in northern hemisphere in late spring to early fall..."

[VtaGeezer]

No, Art just asked him to be specific.  Hogue took offense that Art didn't just let him bs his way through the show like Snoory does.

IIRC, Hogue was always specific enough when Bell hosted him on C2C.  So now he wants specificity? 

[FallenSeraph]

John Hogue AND The Numbers Lady in ONE show??

Gosh, how did we get so lucky?! 

I wish I could find a bona fide, real deal psychic (do they even exist?) who could tell me if 2014 is going to kick my ass as much as 2013 did. Or if I'm at least going to find a damn job that sticks. Or if there's a chance in hell I'll actually DATE SOMEONE this year.

My cat would also appreciate a reading.

[George Drooly]

John Hogue, one the few remaining quality C2C guests

You can't be serious

[Morgus]

John Hogue AND The Numbers Lady in ONE show??

Gosh, how did we get so lucky?! 

Be thankful he didn't throw in Major Ed Dames for his 2014 predictions of the solar killshot too! 

[TheGrimCreeper1]

I don't put much stock in psychic predictions, but it would be nice if George had some actual psychics on his prediction program. Joseph Jacobs gets his insight from a deck of playing cards, George Ure is a survivalist, Glynnis McCants adds the letters of people's names together, and John Hogue is a Nostradamus wannabe. What a bunch of uninteresting hacks.

[onan]

You bastard. Went to sleep at 9 PM to get up for my job at 4 AM so I can support all  the welfare queens and the record number on disability (11 MILLION). Why do I bother? No fireworks for me

HAHAHA!!!!!

Just got a huge inheritance (yes, even with the death tax!!!!!!)

Will be retiring 3 years earlier, to start my entitlements... god I wish
I could cash them checks in front of you.

[Falkie2013]

Noory didn't even number the 2014 caller predictions this year either, unlike how Art would assign a number for each one so you could track it and get a total.
How many total predictions did Noory get from callers last night? No easy way to tell.
I bet barely 25?

That's because Noory's crayon broke early on and his crayola box only came with one crayon. Its all Premiere will pay for.

[Falkie2013]

John Hogue AND The Numbers Lady in ONE show??

Gosh, how did we get so lucky?! 

I wish I could find a bona fide, real deal psychic (do they even exist?) who could tell me if 2014 is going to kick my ass as much as 2013 did. Or if I'm at least going to find a damn job that sticks. Or if there's a chance in hell I'll actually DATE SOMEONE this year.

My cat would also appreciate a reading.

Your cat would probably do a better job predicting than any of the hacks on tonights show.

Happy and a better New Year to you !

[UFQuack]

Oh no!--not the fucking "Numbers Lady" again! Glynis McCANT--as in you CAN'T do this to listeners!

[Morgus]

Noory is crowing a lot with his guests tonight telling them this is his 11th anniversary since taking over c2cam - he started Jan 1, 2003 when Art retired.

[Agent : Orange]

Was driving a bunch of friends home from the bar on NYE - yes, I was the DD - and turned on the AM. The radio was tuned to our local station that broadcasts C2C, so I thought I'd give it a try. Pretty much immediately I heard Noory exclaim, "Coming up next - Past and future predictions!"
After a deep sigh I turned it off. What's the point. Nothing has changed, if there was any doubt.

That's one of the first things 2014 had to give me.