George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[tertiaryimam]

Are you a plant?

That advice for pets are the basics any responsible owner would know

Really, are you a plant? You know that if a plant is asked of their true identity they are not supposed to lie.

I don't have to tell you shit.

[Sambo]

LOL

[tertiaryimam]

Here's another helpful feng shui hint and tip:

"If you travel a lot, you can always get a low-maintenance pet, like an African Dwarf Frog. These aquatic animals can live in a fish tank and are ideal for putting in your prosperity gua (the far left corner of your home), where their gentle movement will stimulate new income"

Here's a picture of one:

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Cute as a button!

[Sambo]

There are a lot of stupid or irresponsible dog owners out there. I have these neighbors with a pair of dogs and they raised them like bush dogs. I find them snooping on my property all summer. I'm thinking about soaking some hamburger in antifreeze if it stays the same next year. If they find the tainted burger deep in my territory, fuck em

[BobGrau]

...Why are we so afraid of ourselves?

For me, it's cos I've known me all my life.

[BobGrau]

Here's another helpful feng shui hint and tip:

gua (the far left corner of your home)...

So is there a word for the top right corner?

[tertiaryimam]

So is there a word for the top right corner?

I don't know.

But I do know I found a feng shui website where you can calculate your gua:

http://www.fengshui-import.com/catalog/gua-calculator.html

It's pretty neat, Bograu. Give it a try.

[Sambo]

LOL

[tertiaryimam]

There are a lot of stupid or irresponsible dog owners out there. I have these neighbors with a pair of dogs and they raised them like bush dogs. I find them snooping on my property all summer. I'm thinking about soaking some hamburger in antifreeze if it stays the same next year. If they find the tainted burger deep in my territory, fuck em

You probably should buy an African Dwarf Frog or two and place them at strategic points around the perimeter of your property. It may also help to hang little necklaces with mirrors on their fat necks, and to paint pentagrams on their backs. Most paints are damaging to toads so I recommend using a little corn starch. It washes off after the first season's rain, but until that time it should do the trick.

[yumyumtree]

That's my phrase. It was almost 20 years ago. As I remember, it's spots on a circle, like astrological houses. Different spots correspond to different things--love, money, work, health, family, etc.

[zeebo]

Noory's mixin it up a bit.  Instead of the normal drawn-out n' cheesy "How AAAAARE yeeeeeeewwww?", he went with a snappier staccato "HOW-ARE-YOU!", sounding more like a forceful statement than a question.  He must be employing some of those empowering modalities we're gonna hear about tonite.

[zeebo]

Another Noory classic news item:  Christmas morning piranha attack - little girl loses part of her finger.  The dude has issues, man.  Deep dark issues.

[Morgus]

Noory often tells a guest that he keeps seeing people are "wacked out" - he just said it again just now.
He must be looking in the mirror a lot, since thats the guy thats "wacked out" to use his term...

[Morgus]

The c2c schedule for next week is up now.
Sunday night is still a TBA, don't have a fill-in host yet.
Noory is hosting the annual New Year's eve caller predictions show for one night only.
In recent years, caller predictions were recorded for TWO nights, so Noory is tampering with that longtime c2c tradition.
Of course back in the mid 1990s Art Bell would take caller predictions for the entire week of shows between Christmas and New Years - those were the days with "DINGs" and "BONKs".

Then Noory does his own New Years Day show with no callers, just four of his crony predictor guests including The Number's Lady.

[zeebo]

He's playing Dust in the Wind as bumper music.  Dude, you haven't earned the right, man!  Trust me, you can't pull that one off.  Better stick with your dorky old ballads instead.

[Morgus]

Reading the summary for Noory's New Year Eve show a year ago, all the caller predictions for 2013 and Noory's own one were all BONKs!

From c2c 12/31/2012:
George Noory celebrated New Year's Eve live on the air, reviewing listener predictions for 2012, and recording predictions for the new year. Here are some highlights of callers' predictions for 2013:

    Marshall in Yellow Springs, Ohio said this will be the year that time travel with Dr. Ronald Mallett is going to happen.
    'Satyr' from North Carolina said Syria's President Assad will try to use chemical weapons against his foes in their civil war but a miraculous being will intervene and stop him.
    The coming hurricane season will be particularly deadly with Jamaica taking a direct hit, warned Simon from Baltimore.
    Angelique from Tuscon predicted that doctors in the US will increasingly use a patients' voice for medical diagnosis.
    Mike in San Bernardino foresees a nuclear submarine accident or incident in the Atlantic, close to the Florida coast.
    Rena, a caller on Skype, said that a new food additive will make many people sick.
    Due to a pole shift and changes in the electromagnetic field, the Earth will grow rings around it similar to Saturn, Elizabeth in LA intriguingly posited.
    George Noory shared his own prediction: "I think sometime in 2013, we're going to get hit by some kind of a flare from the sun, an X-type flare, that will finally convince people that we need to fix the grid."

[zeebo]

Ok feng shui for truckers?  I didn't see that one coming.  For those who missed it and want to feng shui their ride, you're supposed to do something with peppermint and/or sea salt.  Maybe you can get by with just chewing some mint gum after having some salty french fries.

[tertiaryimam]

Ok feng shui for truckers?  I didn't see that one coming.  For those who missed it and want to feng shui their ride, you're supposed to do something with peppermint and/or sea salt.  Maybe you can get by with just chewing some mint gum after having some french fries.

I used to work at a truck stop and trucker feng shui (called fucker shui) is a lot more popular than many people realize. I think its a needless stereotype that somehow all truckers aren't isn't spiritual people. A lot of truckers are deeply spiritual --- especially having done so much acid in the 70s and 80s.

Maybe Art Bell would've had a show on like this if he wasn't such a snob when it came to truckers. At least George Noory realizes that truckers are vital to this nation's future, unlike Art Bell who lamented the high degree of trucker call-ins on his show.

[tertiaryimam]

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[zeebo]

...I think its a needless stereotype that somehow all truckers aren't isn't spiritual people...

oh I'm sure alot of them are quite spiritual, I just wouldn't have expected them to follow a path so um how do I put it ... interior-design-centric.

[tertiaryimam]

oh I'm sure alot of them are quite spiritual, I just wouldn't have expected them to follow a path so um how do I put it ... interior-design-centric.

When you practically live in a truck for 9 months out of the year, you become a fucking expert in interior design.

I knew a trucker who had a beautiful Japanese rock garden in his truck, as well as a few bonsai trees. He'd often write haiku about life as a trucker, and the road. We called him "Samurai Steve." He was in his later 40s and twice divorced but he still thought there was a special someone out there for him. Sadly he was bitten by a tarantula on the road somewhere between Portland, OR and Phoenix, AZ. They had to amputate his thumb and he couldn't drive anymore. Now he sells real estate.

I asked him if he still had the Japanese rock garden. A tear rolled down his eye and that said everything.

[tertiaryimam]

Here's a picture of "Samurai Steve" when he got to meet Art Bell, George Noory and some fat guy:

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I miss those times.

[georgesucks]

Here's a picture of "Samurai Steve" when he got to meet Art Bell, George Noory and some fat guy:

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I miss those times.

Geoege Noory, I hope that you have a good New Year. George Noory are you going to make 2014 a good year for your listeners and retire?? How is Mr George Knapp doing?

[SciFiAuthor]

See, that sounds good. That would be a vegetable I'd enjoy. A lot can be done with squash --- or sweet potatoes, for that matter. Nothing can be done with asparagus or brussel sprouts, however. There were even orange peels with the asparagus to add a Continental flair. Suffice to say, it did not help.

Asparagus is delicious. Steamed and covered in hollandaise. Mmmm.

Won't go to quite the same lengths with Brussels sprouts though.

[Sambo]

I used to work at a truck stop and trucker feng shui (called fucker shui) is a lot more popular than many people realize. I think its a needless stereotype that somehow all truckers aren't isn't spiritual people. A lot of truckers are deeply spiritual --- especially having done so much acid in the 70s and 80s.

Maybe Art Bell would've had a show on like this if he wasn't such a snob when it came to truckers. At least George Noory realizes that truckers are vital to this nation's future, unlike Art Bell who lamented the high degree of trucker call-ins on his show.

BANHAMMMER!!!!!! THIS IS THE NOORY SUCKETH THREAD GTFO!!!!!! meow

[ItsOver]

Asparagus is delicious. Steamed and covered in hollandaise. Mmmm.

Won't go to quite the same lengths with Brussels sprouts though.

You've got that right, SciFi, although my preferred method is to grill the asparagus until just tender.  Delicious with hollandaise sauce.  Just had some that way a week or so go.

Brussels sprouts are quite tasty when prepared with bacon, garlic, and shallots.  Of course, bacon is the key.  And don't overcook the brussels sprouts.

http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/brussels-sprouts-bacon-50400000116749/

Thank you, Jorch, for helping to turn BellGab into a discussion on vegetable recipes.  :  Try not to burn your mouth with the sprouts.

[tertiaryimam]

BANHAMMMER!!!!!! THIS IS THE NOORY SUCKETH THREAD GTFO!!!!!! meow

You're a fascist pig.

[tertiaryimam]

Asparagus is delicious. Steamed and covered in hollandaise. Mmmm.

Won't go to quite the same lengths with Brussels sprouts though.

I'm too tired out from the Vive Quebec thread to argue the point.

[BobGrau]

Asparagus is delicious. Steamed and covered in hollandaise. Mmmm.

Won't go to quite the same lengths with Brussels sprouts though.

Smelly pee, though.

[Grov505th]

Asparagus is delicious. Steamed and covered in hollandaise. Mmmm.

Won't go to quite the same lengths with Brussels sprouts though.

Better yet, marinate in olive oil and a little bit of garlic and grill them.