George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jackstar]

Jack, I [...] gave up on BellGab [...] due to all the unsavory stuff being posted here [...] Hyundai [...] Cherry Pepsi

Quitter. You don't deserve disclosure. Take your marketing triple-threat and get on back to the rape motor pool, Insect.

[albrecht]

Pepsi?! I knew you were a closet communist. Coke’s the real thing!

Lest I derail the NorrySuck thread. The trooth is a bit more nuanced and "problematic," as is the current catch-phrase would say:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/1998/nov/08/observerbusiness.theobserver

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2020-08-04/the-inside-story-of-pepsi-s-philippines-bottle-contest-fiasco

https://rense.com/general47/sherm.htm

https://www.history.com/news/cola-wars-pepsi-new-coke-failure

https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2020/jul/10/no-pepsi-coke-spokane-parks-department-looking-to-/

https://shermanskolnickpatriot.blogspot.com/2014/04/coca-cola-cia-and-courts-part-twelve-of.html

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-is-thums-up

https://www.thedrum.com/news/2017/06/28/how-coca-cola-targeting-chinas-355-million-teens-share-coke

https://mises.org/library/culture-coca-cola-and-cia-history-cocaine
 

I'm sure there is more out there. I recall these Coke/Pepsi theories being bandied about in the late 70's, or early 80's.  So weird it is still out there. I say don't drink over-priced sugar (or sugar beet) artificially-colored water.

[Uncle Duke]

Quitter. You don't deserve disclosure. Take your marketing triple-threat and get on back to the rape motor pool, Insect.

🦟

[Jackstar]

🦟

This doesn't look like anything to me.

[Jackstar]

Lest I derail the NorrySuck thread. The trooth [...] .com/business/ [...] business. [...] .com/business/ [...] business. [...] www.bloomberg.com/news/features/ [...] -pepsi-s-philippines- [...] www.bloomberg.com/news/features/ [...] -pepsi-s-philippines [...] history.com/news/cola-wars-pepsi-new-coke-failure [...] pepsi [...] coke [...] coca-cola-cia-and-courts [...] /coca-cola-cia-and-courts [...] coke [...] coca-cola-and-cia-history-cocaine [...] Coke/Pepsi theories [...] So weird it is still out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEOGrkhDp0

[albrecht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEOGrkhDp0

   He pushed Norry into a hole even!

ps: you are like some folks I used to work with who could frigging EXCEL shit with no mousing or much typing but get every macro and calc done and still fool people with TRP report equivalent. Bravo! 

[Jackstar]

still fool people with TRP report equivalent. Bravo!

thx mang

[Jojo]

I wasn't paying much attention so missed this. Was mowing and sorting out some stuff in the garage but usually Walt's voice perks me up because he always will grumble about something and especially after his "desse Joos" comments with Norry, so I wonder if iHate Radio edits the show before they put it out on Insider replay/podcast? I'm not an Insider but I guess 'sources' are because they don't have commercials or bumpers.

Albrect, many times the salacious stuff is edited out later.  However, sometimes some pretty bad stuff is left in, too.

[Jojo]

Wow, look who's suddenly hazy and mysteriously uninformed about certain kinds of details all of a sudden.

You're way more adorable than my real uncle was. He wasn't related to me either. Do you drive around in a Cadillac with a go-cup filled with some kind of iced beverage? I'm just curious. I'm not asking for a friend.

Geez, Jackie. 

[Jojo]

Pepsi?! I knew you were a closet communist. Coke’s the real thing!

We agree.  Even the knock-off brands of cola are better than Pepsi, to me.  Although Diet Pepsi, that one is pretty good.

[Jojo]

Allow me to derail.  Tonight George played "...Sweeter than Wine...".  I am a recovering alcoholic.  I stopped drinking after about 10 years drinking to get drunk.  I drank too much, too fast.  I drank whatever I wanted.  Beer, hard liquor, spritzers, champagne, but I stopped drinking wine for a while when my ergonomic bottle opener went missing.  After a while, I missed wine horribly, but in those days could never find twist tops and my handy wine opener was nowhere to be found.  I can't use the spiral bottle openers.

One night I found a large bottle of wine with a twist top.  Too bad I already had my allotment of about 5 strong hard drinks for the night.  But after months without wine, I decided to drink it even though I had just tossed back a lot of alcohol and needed to get home (one mile) before it "hit me".  My dog was with me.  I could not stop drinking and finished the whole bottle of wine, 2 servings in the car and the rest in the kitchen.

I blacked out fast.  But I went in and out of "passing out" for hours and hours through the night.  Each time I woke up, I could hear that I was having difficulty breathing.  I worried I might die.  I didn't know what alcohol poisoning was.  Each time I woke from "passing out", I freaked out because each time I couldn't remember if my dog made it home with me.  And each time I took a few minutes to mentally re-trace my steps and remember that yes, indeed, he did make it home with me.

After several of these tortures, I decided to eat some refried beans.  I knocked over a tall cabinet and prayed it didn't fall on any of my 3 beloved, cherished cats.  I knew I was virtually helpless to lift it up and could barely breathe or function.  If it had fallen on them, they might have been very injured or died and I don't think I would have taken the necessary steps to care for the problem.

I finally got the cold beans into me and promptly projectile vomited.  I knew I would have to clean it up, but I could barely function.  I went back to bed and "passed out", waking only to projectile vomit 5 or 6 more times.  I'm lucky I didn't die.

The next day my heart was beating very weakly, but I was able to breathe normally.  I was employed full-time and because of the commute and schedule, it took me 2 weeks to wash all the vomit off the walls and furniture.

I haven't drank since that night.  My pets were all safe, no thanks to me.  I decided the welfare of my pets was more important than my addiction, plus I wanted to live, not die.  I prayed a lot.  After stopping drinking, I had a lot of pancreas pain and cold sweats whenever I got hungry.  I didn't know what to do so I ate a lot of ice cream.  After a year of that, I was able to give up the ice cream.  But, pancreas pain was still a concern for a long time.  Sometime pancreas pain can be fatal but this was in 2006/7 so I guess I survived.  But I worried.

I attended AA for a few years.  I had a very bad craving in my 6th year, but it passed.

These are the things I think about when George plays songs that mention alcohol, like "This Magic Moment" tonight and "More Than a Feeling" and even "Whiter Shade of Pale", and others.  This is my contribution to George Noory Is A Derailed Train Wreck.

[CronkitesGhost]

Allow me to derail.  Tonight George played "...Sweeter than Wine...".  I am a recovering alcoholic.  I stopped drinking after about 10 years drinking to get drunk.  I drank too much, too fast.  I drank whatever I wanted.  Beer, hard liquor, spritzers, champagne, but I stopped drinking wine for a while when my ergonomic bottle opener went missing.  After a while, I missed wine horribly, but in those days could never find twist tops and my handy wine opener was nowhere to be found.  I can't use the spiral bottle openers.

One night I found a large bottle of wine with a twist top.  Too bad I already had my allotment of about 5 strong hard drinks for the night.  But after months without wine, I decided to drink it even though I had just tossed back a lot of alcohol and needed to get home (one mile) before it "hit me".  My dog was with me.  I could not stop drinking and finished the whole bottle of wine, 2 servings in the car and the rest in the kitchen.

I blacked out fast.  But I went in and out of "passing out" for hours and hours through the night.  Each time I woke up, I could hear that I was having difficulty breathing.  I worried I might die.  I didn't know what alcohol poisoning was.  Each time I woke from "passing out", I freaked out because each time I couldn't remember if my dog made it home with me.  And each time I took a few minutes to mentally re-trace my steps and remember that yes, indeed, he did make it home with me.

After several of these tortures, I decided to eat some refried beans.  I knocked over a tall cabinet and prayed it didn't fall on any of my 3 beloved, cherished cats.  I knew I was virtually helpless to lift it up and could barely breathe or function.  If it had fallen on them, they might have been very injured or died and I don't think I would have taken the necessary steps to care for the problem.

I finally got the cold beans into me and promptly projectile vomited.  I knew I would have to clean it up, but I could barely function.  I went back to bed and "passed out", waking only to projectile vomit 5 or 6 more times.  I'm lucky I didn't die.

The next day my heart was beating very weakly, but I was able to breathe normally.  I was employed full-time and because of the commute and schedule, it took me 2 weeks to wash all the vomit off the walls and furniture.

I haven't drank since that night.  My pets were all safe, no thanks to me.  I decided the welfare of my pets was more important than my addiction, plus I wanted to live, not die.  I prayed a lot.  After stopping drinking, I had a lot of pancreas pain and cold sweats whenever I got hungry.  I didn't know what to do so I ate a lot of ice cream.  After a year of that, I was able to give up the ice cream.  But, pancreas pain was still a concern for a long time.  Sometime pancreas pain can be fatal but this was in 2006/7 so I guess I survived.  But I worried.

I attended AA for a few years.  I had a very bad craving in my 6th year, but it passed.

These are the things I think about when George plays songs that mention alcohol, like "This Magic Moment" tonight and "More Than a Feeling" and even "Whiter Shade of Pale", and others.  This is my contribution to George Noory Is A Derailed Train Wreck.

damn and here I thought you were so normal.

but it's a good reminder that even those people you really think have their shit together may be battling some demons.

[Ciardelo]

Allow me to derail.  Tonight George played "...Sweeter than Wine...".  I am a recovering alcoholic.  I stopped drinking after about 10 years drinking to get drunk.  I drank too much, too fast.  I drank whatever I wanted.  Beer, hard liquor, spritzers, champagne, but I stopped drinking wine for a while when my ergonomic bottle opener went missing.  After a while, I missed wine horribly, but in those days could never find twist tops and my handy wine opener was nowhere to be found.  I can't use the spiral bottle openers.

One night I found a large bottle of wine with a twist top.  Too bad I already had my allotment of about 5 strong hard drinks for the night.  But after months without wine, I decided to drink it even though I had just tossed back a lot of alcohol and needed to get home (one mile) before it "hit me".  My dog was with me.  I could not stop drinking and finished the whole bottle of wine, 2 servings in the car and the rest in the kitchen.

I blacked out fast.  But I went in and out of "passing out" for hours and hours through the night.  Each time I woke up, I could hear that I was having difficulty breathing.  I worried I might die.  I didn't know what alcohol poisoning was.  Each time I woke from "passing out", I freaked out because each time I couldn't remember if my dog made it home with me.  And each time I took a few minutes to mentally re-trace my steps and remember that yes, indeed, he did make it home with me.

After several of these tortures, I decided to eat some refried beans.  I knocked over a tall cabinet and prayed it didn't fall on any of my 3 beloved, cherished cats.  I knew I was virtually helpless to lift it up and could barely breathe or function.  If it had fallen on them, they might have been very injured or died and I don't think I would have taken the necessary steps to care for the problem.

I finally got the cold beans into me and promptly projectile vomited.  I knew I would have to clean it up, but I could barely function.  I went back to bed and "passed out", waking only to projectile vomit 5 or 6 more times.  I'm lucky I didn't die.

The next day my heart was beating very weakly, but I was able to breathe normally.  I was employed full-time and because of the commute and schedule, it took me 2 weeks to wash all the vomit off the walls and furniture.

I haven't drank since that night.  My pets were all safe, no thanks to me.  I decided the welfare of my pets was more important than my addiction, plus I wanted to live, not die.  I prayed a lot.  After stopping drinking, I had a lot of pancreas pain and cold sweats whenever I got hungry.  I didn't know what to do so I ate a lot of ice cream.  After a year of that, I was able to give up the ice cream.  But, pancreas pain was still a concern for a long time.  Sometime pancreas pain can be fatal but this was in 2006/7 so I guess I survived.  But I worried.

I attended AA for a few years.  I had a very bad craving in my 6th year, but it passed.

These are the things I think about when George plays songs that mention alcohol, like "This Magic Moment" tonight and "More Than a Feeling" and even "Whiter Shade of Pale", and others.  This is my contribution to George Noory Is A Derailed Train Wreck.

Thanks for sharing Jojo. Keep coming back.

[Jackstar]

I didn't know what to do so I ate a lot of ice cream.

Because yoga kills.

[pate]

We agree.  Even the knock-off brands of cola are better than Pepsi, to me.  Although Diet Pepsi, that one is pretty good.

I do not believe "Royal Crown Cola" is a knock-off brand.  Their history dates back as far as the beginning of the Cola Wars of the late 19th & early 20th Centuries.

That is my go-to brand for whiskey mixins'.

-p

[ItsOver]

Allow me to derail.  Tonight George played "...Sweeter than Wine...".  I am a recovering alcoholic.  I stopped drinking after about 10 years drinking to get drunk.  I drank too much, too fast.  I drank whatever I wanted.  Beer, hard liquor, spritzers, champagne, but I stopped drinking wine for a while when my ergonomic bottle opener went missing.  After a while, I missed wine horribly, but in those days could never find twist tops and my handy wine opener was nowhere to be found.  I can't use the spiral bottle openers.

One night I found a large bottle of wine with a twist top.  Too bad I already had my allotment of about 5 strong hard drinks for the night.  But after months without wine, I decided to drink it even though I had just tossed back a lot of alcohol and needed to get home (one mile) before it "hit me".  My dog was with me.  I could not stop drinking and finished the whole bottle of wine, 2 servings in the car and the rest in the kitchen.

I blacked out fast.  But I went in and out of "passing out" for hours and hours through the night.  Each time I woke up, I could hear that I was having difficulty breathing.  I worried I might die.  I didn't know what alcohol poisoning was.  Each time I woke from "passing out", I freaked out because each time I couldn't remember if my dog made it home with me.  And each time I took a few minutes to mentally re-trace my steps and remember that yes, indeed, he did make it home with me.

After several of these tortures, I decided to eat some refried beans.  I knocked over a tall cabinet and prayed it didn't fall on any of my 3 beloved, cherished cats.  I knew I was virtually helpless to lift it up and could barely breathe or function.  If it had fallen on them, they might have been very injured or died and I don't think I would have taken the necessary steps to care for the problem.

I finally got the cold beans into me and promptly projectile vomited.  I knew I would have to clean it up, but I could barely function.  I went back to bed and "passed out", waking only to projectile vomit 5 or 6 more times.  I'm lucky I didn't die.

The next day my heart was beating very weakly, but I was able to breathe normally.  I was employed full-time and because of the commute and schedule, it took me 2 weeks to wash all the vomit off the walls and furniture.

I haven't drank since that night.  My pets were all safe, no thanks to me.  I decided the welfare of my pets was more important than my addiction, plus I wanted to live, not die.  I prayed a lot.  After stopping drinking, I had a lot of pancreas pain and cold sweats whenever I got hungry.  I didn't know what to do so I ate a lot of ice cream.  After a year of that, I was able to give up the ice cream.  But, pancreas pain was still a concern for a long time.  Sometime pancreas pain can be fatal but this was in 2006/7 so I guess I survived.  But I worried.

I attended AA for a few years.  I had a very bad craving in my 6th year, but it passed.

These are the things I think about when George plays songs that mention alcohol, like "This Magic Moment" tonight and "More Than a Feeling" and even "Whiter Shade of Pale", and others.  This is my contribution to George Noory Is A Derailed Train Wreck.

WTH?  Talk about train wrecks.  On an aside from your sordid past drunken history and ice cream utopia, where exactly does Boston’s classic “More Than a Feeling” mention alcohol?

[Uncle Duke]

I do not believe "Royal Crown Cola" is a knock-off brand.  Their history dates back as far as the beginning of the Cola Wars of the late 19th & early 20th Centuries.

That is my go-to brand for whiskey mixins'.

-p

https://youtu.be/t931l4gxsMA

[Dr. MD MD]

We agree.  Even the knock-off brands of cola are better than Pepsi, to me.  Although Diet Pepsi, that one is pretty good.

Of course we agree! Do you really think I’d marry a Pepsi drinker?!

[Morgus]

After no calls for weeks, Thomas from La Jolla finally called in tonight.  Noory will be happy since he was worried about him...

[Corona Kitty]

After no calls for weeks, Thomas from La Jolla finally called in tonight.  Noory will be happy since he was worried about him...

He's gotta keep those coast subscribers content brother.

[Morgus]

Now Cornelius calls in too, with his "bullets and beans" stuff again.
Sounded like he said he was part of "George Norway's army"

[CronkitesGhost]

I never realized how egregious Noory is with his constant pathetic attempts to sell himself as being erudite - i call it 'stolen expertise', like 'stolen valor' where people who were in the military or some having never served sell themselves as combat heroes when they never were in combat

i'd love for a guest to call him on it

Noory: That's right.

Guest: That's right? I just gave a pretty complex explanation. How would you know if I'm right or wrong? You've studied in my field of expertise?

Noory: Exactly.

Guest: What? I don't think you understood a word I said but you said 'that's right' as if you were an expert validating my work

Noory: Interesting take. Where can people find your book?

Guest: I don't want to be rude but I don't think you know a thing.

Noory: That's right.

[ItsOver]

I never realized how egregious Noory is with his constant pathetic attempts to sell himself as being erudite - i call it 'stolen expertise', like 'stolen valor' where people who were in the military or some having never served sell themselves as combat heroes when they never were in combat

i'd love for a guest to call him on it

Noory: That's right.

Guest: That's right? I just gave a pretty complex explanation. How would you know if I'm right or wrong? You've studied in my field of expertise?

Noory: Exactly.

Guest: What? I don't think you understood a word I said but you said 'that's right' as if you were an expert validating my work

Noory: Interesting take. Where can people find your book?

Guest: I don't want to be rude but I don't think you know a thing.

Noory: That's right.

Heh, heh, heh.  Come on PremRat, wake up.  We’re trying to save you some money.  Just replace Noory with a random generator soundboard.  Am I right?



“That’s true!”

[pate]

...
Noory: That's rightThaddeus Wright!.

Guest: That's right? I just gave a pretty complex explanation. How would you know if I'm right or wrong? You've studied in my field of expertise?

Noory: ExactlyEd Zachary!.

Guest: What? I don't think you understood a word I said but you said 'that's right' as if you were an expert validating my work

Noory: Interesting take. Where can people find your bookDeed yew canoe dough foist hair plain wasp flowin' hatch MIchu Peekabo nautical Katie Hoake?

Guest: I don't want to be rude but I don't think you know a thing.

Noory: That's rightDad's rite!.

Excellent point, GC!  I made a few modifications to your inestimable transcript, think of them as personal notes I make for myself:  not as any aspersion cast in your direction.

... I do not betray friends ...

Well Done!



-p

[CronkitesGhost]

yet another 'housewife with magical powers to talk to the dead and see the future' guest.

Kid: MOMMMMMMMMM WHERE'S MY ROLLER BLADES?!?!

Mom: I don't know. Where did you leave them?

Kid: I LEFT THEM WHERE I ALWAYS DO IN THE BOX BY THE FRONT DOOR! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?!?!

Mom: I didn't touch them. Check again maybe you missed them.

Kid: LISTEN BITCH YOU GO ON RADIO SHOWS AS A PSYCHIC IF YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHERE MY ROLLER BLADES ARE YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR!! I WILL POST ON YOUR FACEBOOK THAT YOU ARE A FAKE PSYCHIC WHO CAN'T EVEN FIND A PAIR OF ROLLER BLADES!!!

[CronkitesGhost]

hahahaha he's such a stumblebum loser - he just messed up a commercial read for Coast Insider Club

'FOLKS WE LOVE YOU BEING PART OF THE PROGRAM AND WE LOVE BEING PART OF ....... UH .......... YOURS'  Yes George the Coast Insiders all have their own programs.

No idea what was actually written for him to read but it sure wasn't that.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF5lEPDI03M

[albrecht]

Repotting some plants and laughed. The whole world is a movie to Norry but, as usual, he got the details wrong when he questioned the second woo-guest about a movie about "the guff" that ran out of souls that starred Julia Roberts, he thought. "The Seventh Sign" and starred Demi Moore.

Norry also allowed caller severely injured in a car wreck to give out his website because he is a longterm caller.  kiario.info I wonder if Kia will be 'having a talk' with i Hate Media, Inc.

[Ciardelo]

Repotting some plants and laughed. The whole world is a movie to Norry but, as usual, he got the details wrong when he questioned the second woo-guest about a movie about "the guff" that ran out of souls that starred Julia Roberts, he thought. "The Seventh Sign" and starred Demi Moore.

Norry also allowed caller severely injured in a car wreck to give out his website because he is a longterm caller.  kiario.info I wonder if Kia will be 'having a talk' with i Hate Media, Inc.

He says to "double-check" your cars and your relationships...

Would it be if it was that easy. A fucking Rio is a small car and he says a truck hit him. Better to check the laws of physics. Sounds like he is healing though.

[pate]

https://youtu.be/URCXvz-xQTw

h/t, Car-dello!

-p