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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 24, 2020, 02:52:51 PM
Then this would support that the mortality rate is much lower than the 7% you posted.
Heh, heh, bingo, Doc.  Who knows what the denominator really is.  Even lib hot beds, such as Stanford, have recent studies the number infected is way higher than supposed "official" numbers, plus Corona Chan may have been floating around earlier than thought.  Also, the numerator is no doubt inflated, due to how their playing the game, as you've point out, Doc.  Do I want to get Corona Chan?  Hell, no, but I don't want cancer, the flu, pneumonia, or the dreaded pizza roll assault syndrome, either.


aldousburbank

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 24, 2020, 01:58:09 PM
The numbers thrown about for flu statistics are always just estimates. Some people get tested for the flu but most do not.  It is never for confirmed cases of the flu.  The numbers being used for COVID always use confirmed cases. Once this is better understood as far as asymptomatic cases, probably through random antibody testing and extrapolation, Kung Flu numbers will be less than 1%.  You are only seeing a death rate against confirmed cases.

There is political expediency in not performing large scale covid antibody testing- the resulting low mortality rate would make this social/economic shutdown appear to be a self-sabotaging hoax.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 24, 2020, 03:30:13 PM
There is political expediency in not performing large scale covid antibody testing- the resulting low mortality rate would make this social/economic shutdown appear to be a self-sabotaging hoax.

No, it turns out that with more testing being done the mortality rate is lowering to something like the seasonal flu.

Dateline

Norry has it all figured out and a new business model.  He ain't gonna let a pandemic stop his talent in his tracks.  Stay tune for the latest updates for the newest Norry endeavor.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Dateline on April 24, 2020, 03:48:01 PM
Norry has it all figured out and a new business model.  He ain't gonna let a pandemic stop his talent in his tracks.  Stay tune for the latest updates for the newest Norry endeavor.

^^^^^^
Determined to milk this for all its worth.

expat

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 24, 2020, 03:35:28 PM
No, it turns out that with more testing being done the mortality rate is lowering to something like the seasonal flu.

Like I wrote before, the Fox News party line.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: expat on April 24, 2020, 03:50:28 PM
Like I wrote before, the Fox News party line.

It’s the truth. What the actual numbers are revealing. There’s no political spin on that. I know you’ll keep trying though. ::) ::)

albrecht

Quote from: expat on April 24, 2020, 03:50:28 PM
Like I wrote before, the Fox News party line.
Not a big fan of Faux, supported Billary, but the "models" parroted by CNN et al are approaching a RCH level. And you still didn't answer my basic question to your statistics? What year? What strain of flu? Where? Any comorbidity? Type 1 or 2 errors? Reporting issues? Quality and quantity of tests in all those cases?

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on April 24, 2020, 04:13:56 PM
Not a big fan of Faux, supported Billary, but the "models" parroted by CNN et al are approaching a RCH level. And you still didn't answer my basic question to your statistics? What year? What strain of flu? Where? Any comorbidity? Type 1 or 2 errors? Reporting issues? Quality and quantity of tests in all those cases?
Ha!  I might actually voluntarily watch the commie news network if Hoagie was a regular.  He'd look sane, compared to most of their propagandists.  At least he'd be amusing.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on April 24, 2020, 04:39:50 PM
Ha!  I might actually voluntarily watch the commie news network if Hoagie was a regular.  He'd look sane, compared to most of their propagandists.  At least he'd be amusing.
"Listen WOLF! I was an advisor to CBS and friends with Sagan! It is in the model! Torsion as we know explains it. Why do you think Wuhan is 19.5 like this comet, dammit!? Poppy, you wanna get together after we sign-off, maybe some cocktails, and I can explain some more about 19.5...did you know I knew Cronkite? Yeah, I briefed the President also just a few months ago...."

ItsOver

Heh, heh, yep.  At least with The Hoagster, it wouldn't be the same monotonous "We hate Orange Man!  Orange Man bad!  We love Billary!  Obamy!  Che Guevera cool!  Climate change, climate change, we are The World! Now, watch happy plug for drug.  Good!"


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on April 24, 2020, 05:19:32 PM
Heh, heh, yep.  At least with The Hoagster, it wouldn't be the same monotonous "We hate Orange Man!  Orange Man bad!  We love Billary!  Obamy!  Che Guevera cool!  Climate change, climate change, we are The World! Now, watch plug for drug.  Good!"



Sadly, the same commercial is on Fox. :'(

O, O, O, Ozempic! :P

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 24, 2020, 05:22:55 PM
Sadly, the same commercial is on Fox. :'(

O, O, O, Ozempic! :P
Unfortunately, Doc, they're freaking everywhere.  I'd rather watch cigarette commercials, than idiots prancing around, as stooges of big pharma, while all the small print lists all the crap side effects that may be worse than what the junk is suppose to treat. 

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on April 24, 2020, 05:28:38 PM
Unfortunately, Doc, they're freaking everywhere.  I'd rather watch cigarette commercials, than idiots prancing around, as stooges of big pharma, while all the small print lists all the crap side effects that may be worse than what the junk is suppose to treat.

I’d rather suffer the anal leakage they’re warning me of than watch them. ;)

This is the latest one that drives me insane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhsF7Csninw

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 24, 2020, 05:35:17 PM
I’d rather suffer the anal leakage they’re warning me of than watch them. ;)

This is the latest one that drives me insane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhsF7Csninw
Praise, Lee, I haven't seen that one.  :P "...assigned female at birth...???" WTF?  What drug-addled nitwit comes up with this BS verbage?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on April 24, 2020, 05:45:43 PM
Praise, Lee, I haven't seen that one.  :P "...assigned female at birth...???" WTF?  What drug-addled nitwit comes up with this BS verbage?

Shhh! Don’t say the W word. You’ll have the snowflakes beying at the moon.

NoMoreNoory

Try this perspective.
American deaths in Vietnam (54 - 75, but let’s take it 65-75): 58,200
American deaths from Covid-19, right now and climbing, Feb to now: 52,234

albrecht

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 24, 2020, 06:45:53 PM
Try this perspective.
American deaths in Vietnam (54 - 75, but let’s take it 65-75): 58,200
American deaths from Covid-19, right now and climbing, Feb to now: 52,234
Not a good stat. How many Commie deaths in Nam (and associated 'unofficial' countries) to properly compare.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 24, 2020, 06:45:53 PM
Try this perspective.
American deaths in Vietnam (54 - 75, but let’s take it 65-75): 58,200
American deaths from Covid-19, right now and climbing, Feb to now: 52,234

So, you’re saying that more people also die from the seasonal flu than died in Vietnam?

Unconvincing and pathetic.

Dateline

The new Norry business model includes the following:  Norry is weary of live stage shows all over the country and being stopped because of this pandemic.  He is taking matters into his own hands.  Nothing can stop Norry not even a pandemic.  He is even grieved because of the amusement parks like Disney and Six Flags being shuttered.  You can hear the despair in his voice.

Norry has it figured.  He is going to build his own amusement park and theatre. There he can sing to his hearts content and no pandemic can make him be chilled.  The theme park will be referred to as "Loser Land", and it is being marketed as a "ton of fun."

It will also feature theme rides.  Some of the rides include the Taylor Swift Rapid Ride.  It is a water ride where you are taken through the shakes for thrills and chased by 3-D haters.

Another feature is The Stalker.  It is a roller coaster that will chased by animated Norry's riding in the seat behind you.  It will take you on different sites and scenes including parks and conferences.  Scary Stuff.

There will be many places to feast including T.D.'s Endless Buffet.  There is a burger restaurant called the Mutilated Cow. 

Do you want to be even more scared; there is Dr. Doom's Dungeon Of Horrors as you remote life after Corona Virus, the fourth wave.

Of course, there will be live entertainment by Norry, no babies allowed; but if you are a babe you will get preferred seating and maybe even dance with the man. 

The date for "Loser Land" opening is the fall of 2021.  Many rides and park presentations are still under development.  No delays are dependent on Covid, after all it is just another flu season according to Norry.  Which leads to another ride, "The Fluzy."  That is top secret and under wraps still. 

That is all the information I have been able to obtain at Paranormal Happy Hour, but I will relate more as I drink to it.

Jojo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 24, 2020, 07:08:15 PM
So, you’re saying that more people also die from the seasonal flu than died in Vietnam?

Unconvincing and pathetic.
You challenged without fact-checking.  He was just citing how many U.S. soldiers died.  His entire statement is verifiably true.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on April 24, 2020, 09:44:55 PM
You challenged without fact-checking.  He was just citing how many U.S. soldiers died.  His entire statement is verifiably true.

Oh, Jojo! ::)

That’s exactly my point, my dear lady. More US citizens die from the seasonal flu every year than died in Vietnam. Almost makes one reconsider the merits of that war. :D


Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on April 24, 2020, 08:26:38 PM
The new Norry business model includes the following:  Norry is weary of live stage shows all over the country and being stopped because of this pandemic.  He is taking matters into his own hands.  Nothing can stop Norry not even a pandemic.  He is even grieved because of the amusement parks like Disney and Six Flags being shuttered.  You can hear the despair in his voice.

Norry has it figured.  He is going to build his own amusement park and theatre. There he can sing to his hearts content and no pandemic can make him be chilled.  The theme park will be referred to as "Loser Land", and it is being marketed as a "ton of fun."

It will also feature theme rides.  Some of the rides include the Taylor Swift Rapid Ride.  It is a water ride where you are taken through the shakes for thrills and chased by 3-D haters.

Another feature is The Stalker.  It is a roller coaster that will chased by animated Norry's riding in the seat behind you.  It will take you on different sites and scenes including parks and conferences.  Scary Stuff.

There will be many places to feast including T.D.'s Endless Buffet.  There is a burger restaurant called the Mutilated Cow. 

Do you want to be even more scared; there is Dr. Doom's Dungeon Of Horrors as you remote life after Corona Virus, the fourth wave.

Of course, there will be live entertainment by Norry, no babies allowed; but if you are a babe you will get preferred seating and maybe even dance with the man. 

The date for "Loser Land" opening is the fall of 2021.  Many rides and park presentations are still under development.  No delays are dependent on Covid, after all it is just another flu season according to Norry.  Which leads to another ride, "The Fluzy."  That is top secret and under wraps still. 

That is all the information I have been able to obtain at Paranormal Happy Hour, but I will relate more as I drink to it.
Very nice work.


Jojo

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 24, 2020, 03:18:25 PM
Thank you for continuing to make my point.  Numbers for the flu are a mathematical model.  Numbers for COVID are actuals based on very limited testing.
California does not include people over 65 in their flu stats.  No kidding here.

Jojo

Quote from: Stupid Robbings on April 24, 2020, 12:47:35 PM
Wild parrots flock around Iolani Palace.  They whiz through the air or perch high in the trees.  They aren't worm diggers.  They aren't pigeons.  They never land on the ground or beg for food.  Last week I found two of them standing listlessly on the ground, about thirty feet apart, just outside separate gates.  I was able to walk right up to them.  This is highly unusual behavior for them.  I've never seen them down on the ground, before.

The palace guard ignored my calls.  I went across the street to Queen's Hospital and stood at the makeshift emergency entrance.  Nobody was there, and no one came to my attention.  There were two ladies sitting about thirty feet away at the entrance to the hospital.  They ignored me.  Finally, I ignored the 'wait here' sign, and approached them.  Upon informing them about the parrots, they said that they didn't have any vets.  I asked them to please call the State immunologist, as I don't have a cell phone, and all the pay phones have been disabled.  They refused. 

A security guard showed up and told me to bring the birds to the hospital.  How retarded do you have to be to become a security guard?

I left and went over to City Hall, where another security guard was a good man, who had the wherewithal to call a State deputy who has jurisdiction at the Capital adjacent to the Palace.  I showed him one of the birds, and he called the Health Department, who came and got the bird for testing.

The other bird was gone.  Somebody must have grabbed it and taken it home.

No public word about the test results.

https://www.google.com/maps/@21.3071266,-157.8577031,3a,75y,242.8h,90.61t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5OwBMk-W2F6yDdrpF3iWjw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
I hope they brought the bird back so it can feed its babies.  Maybe the other bird already had gone back to the nest.

Jojo

Quote from: Stupid Robbings on April 24, 2020, 12:36:33 PM
Why does India have so few Covid-19 cases and deaths?

India is four times more populous than the US, but has just 2% the number of cases and only 1.5% of the number of Covid-19 deaths. How has the country, whose per capita income is just tenth of the US, avoided being flattened by the pandemic?

https://qz.com/india/1839018/why-does-india-have-so-few-coronavirus-covid-19-cases-and-deaths/


Turmeric?
I could be wrong but I think people from India have very careful hygiene and cleanliness (although not sure about the lower caste, who might not have access to good facilities).

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on April 24, 2020, 11:58:16 PM
I could be wrong but I think people from India have very careful hygiene and cleanliness (although not sure about the lower caste, who might not have access to good facilities).

Oh, Jojo! ::)

Poor people there bathe in the Ganges, which is basically a giant sewer. Though, I’m sure in many ways this serves to boost their immune systems it’s not exactly hygienic.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/23/health/ganges-drug-resistant-bacteria.html

Jojo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 24, 2020, 09:55:40 AM
That’s because they’re all inside having group dance-offs. ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aB_Q5n6o6o

Most hospitals are operating at about 25% of their usual capacity because of this nonsense. ::) ::)
Hilarious.

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