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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Dateline

Quote from: whoozit on April 26, 2017, 10:30:05 AM
You are likely to get blown away following Falkie.  He's a tough act to follow.  Especially after mostly-frozen semi-cooked poultry.

Give it a little shake and bake.

Jojo

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 23, 2017, 09:12:56 PM
Even more troublesome are the routine abductions and violations of Whitley Streiber.  These brave men have put themselves in harm's way and suffered a great deal to bring us information on topics that certain forces would prefer remain hidden.
Has MV ever interviewed Strieber?  MVs voice and Streibers voice sound very similar to me.
And who was Susan, GNs dog caretaker in St. L.  Susan?

Well, I remember the aliens being described as grey from Missing Time though I remember that the aliens from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind were grey too.

GravitySucks

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 26, 2017, 12:48:19 PM
Well, I remember the aliens being described as grey from Missing Time though I remember that the aliens from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind were grey too.

CE3K was 1977. Well before Strieber. Spielberg have access to secret files?

Seems like the prototype for all future depictions of the greys.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2017, 12:59:56 PM
CE3K was 1977. Well before Strieber. Spielberg have access to secret files?

Seems like the prototype for all future depictions of the greys.

That movie struck a chord with me as did Strieber's Communion.  I have never been a big science-fiction fan though as a kid I loved all the old-school sci-fi writers like Jules Verne and in particular HG Welles.  Anyway, I was really into the film and I bought the novelization of CE3K.  Maybe I was abducted? lol.  I have no memories of anything like that though my Mom was also rather obsessed with the greys and the UFO phenomenon in general.  She had never been interested in sci-fi either.  She liked to read historical fiction, historical nonfiction and that sort of thing.

Anyway, I believe Spielberg did have some inside info.  He did after all give Hynek a small part in the film and had Francois Truffaut play a Jacques Valle-inspired character.  Could be Hynek and Valle gave him some info.

Juan

The space aliens told him what they wanted him to know.

zeebo

If you're near Everett, WA, like I think yumyum may have mentioned, you can attend a George event this July ... and in his words, it's close to several locales, including "Vancouvers".

NoMoreNoory

Joorch had a choking fit. For a moment, I thought we were going to hear Tommee step up to tell us 'we lost him, folks.' 'I need a glass of water,' Joorch spluttered. 'Fill in for me, would you, Jonathan?'

Unfortunately, he pulled through and is flapping and flailing his way through this science-bashing exercise. He's introduced his guest as 'Dr PhD Jonathan Wells'.

Poor Joorch is struggling with the idea that 'Zombie Science' is not the science of zombies.
'Your subtitle, "More Icons Of Evolution", what does that mean?'
'Well, I wrote a book about the icons of evolution, and this is about more of them.'

Now Joorch is telling us what he'd say to Charles Darwin if he had the chance, patting the misguided old fool on the head and putting him right. It's horrid listening.

The perfect oxymoron: George Noory believes in intelligent design.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: zeebo on April 26, 2017, 10:40:10 PM
If you're near Everett, WA, like I think yumyum may have mentioned, you can attend a George event this July ... and in his words, it's close to several locales, including "Vancouvers".

You reminded me that, puffing his live stage show event last night, he declared 'We've pulled out all the bells and whistles.'

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 23, 2017, 08:56:56 PM
No. I believe Art asked him to stop mentioning him back around 2012 or 2013 before he did his short stint at Sirius.

From the pictures and drone footage that Art has posted, I believe his property has a chain link fence and a gate. Major Ed Dames is su6pposed to deliver a box of gold to the front gate some day.
Thats good to know.  Geez radio must not pay very well!  One would think he would have surveillance.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 26, 2017, 11:03:21 PM
Joorch had a choking fit. For a moment, I thought we were going to hear Tommee step up to tell us 'we lost him, folks.' 'I need a glass of water,' Joorch spluttered. 'Fill in for me, would you, Jonathan?'

Unfortunately, he pulled through and is flapping and flailing his way through this science-bashing exercise. He's introduced his guest as 'Dr PhD Jonathan Wells'.

Poor Joorch is struggling with the idea that 'Zombie Science' is not the science of zombies.
'Your subtitle, "More Icons Of Evolution", what does that mean?'
'Well, I wrote a book about the icons of evolution, and this is about more of them.'

Now Joorch is telling us what he'd say to Charles Darwin if he had the chance, patting the misguided old fool on the head and putting him right. It's horrid listening.

The perfect oxymoron: George Noory believes in intelligent design.

lol i know, Darwin is a misguided well intentioned old man to Jorch, a man who can't microwave a pizza pop without ending up in an emergency room, while Darwin advanced maybe the most important scientific theory in human history.




ItsOver

LMH tonight.  Jorch can catch-up on his Candy Crush.


TigerLily

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 26, 2017, 11:03:21 PM
Joorch had a choking fit. For a moment, I thought we were going to hear Tommee step up to tell us 'we lost him, folks.' 'I need a glass of water,' Joorch spluttered. 'Fill in for me, would you, Jonathan?'

Unfortunately, he pulled through and is flapping and flailing his way through this science-bashing exercise. He's introduced his guest as 'Dr PhD Jonathan Wells'.

Poor Joorch is struggling with the idea that 'Zombie Science' is not the science of zombies.
'Your subtitle, "More Icons Of Evolution", what does that mean?'
'Well, I wrote a book about the icons of evolution, and this is about more of them.'

Now Joorch is telling us what he'd say to Charles Darwin if he had the chance, patting the misguided old fool on the head and putting him right. It's horrid listening.

The perfect oxymoron: George Noory believes in intelligent design.

George Noory:  The best evidence against intelligent design

TigerLily

Quote from: ItsOver on April 27, 2017, 04:57:29 AM
LMH tonight.  Jorch can catch-up on his Candy Crush.



Hooray! I'm ready for a night snuggled up and listening to Linda. Jorch can sit outside on the porch

ItsOver

Quote from: TigerLily on April 27, 2017, 05:09:37 AM
Hooray! I'm ready for a night snuggled up and listening to Linda. Jorch can sit outside on the porch
"Investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe will discuss a US Geological Survey and University of Iowa report of nicotine-based pesticides in Iowa drinking water and its possible effects on humans and bees; the human abduction syndrome; and an increase in Sasquatch encounters & UFO cases in Pennsylvania."

Your rocking chair on the porch is ready, Jorch!

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on April 27, 2017, 03:18:00 AM
lol i know, Darwin is a misguided well intentioned old man to Jorch, a man who can't microwave a pizza pop without ending up in an emergency room, while Darwin advanced maybe the most important scientific theory in human history.

In the wake of the March For Science, last night really did feel like Joorch's response: The Parade Of Wilful Ignorance.
I have no idea who Jonathan Wells is, but hearing him discredit evolution (not a theory anymore) on the basis that we can't have 'evolved from the apes' because he's never seen any evidence to suggest that chimpanzees will ever be anything other than chimpanzees made me catch my breath. How do you claim to be a biologist and a PhD and be so moronic? What evolutionary model predicts that one species can spontaneously morph into a different one. The important point is knowing that we share  more than 95% of our DNA with chimps. Evolutionary theory predicts a common ancestor: hard evidence supports it. Just as the prediction that George Noory Sucks is constantly supported by the facts.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 26, 2017, 11:03:21 PM
Joorch had a choking fit. For a moment, I thought we were going to hear Tommee step up to tell us 'we lost him, folks.' 'I need a glass of water,' Joorch spluttered. 'Fill in for me, would you, Jonathan?'



Didn't Whorge make fun of Shirley Maclane when she had a coughing fit during one of his interviews with her? He's such a hypocrite. And an idiot.

Dateline

This thread is almost three thousand pages of documented, peer-reviewed, and scientifically-tested proof that GNS.

Now, let's talk about getting the Nobel Prize for scientific suckage discoveries, hack!

Gotta love George Noory last night try to b*s his way through science, right-and-wrong and preaching about those being "empty" spiritually and lacking character. Coming from a guy who claims to stand for "the light" and "the truth" in the world as he allows and endorses hucksters and charlatans -- including himself.

George Noory -- whom I may now nickname "Geno" (as short for George Noory) lives and broadcasts in his own little world. That's where he belongs and he knows that. Once he enters the "real world" we see the results. He is quickly sent back to that "little world" of his where he rules in darkness. He is a joke beyond beyond being a joke. He'd be his own parody, except for the fact he sees his delusions as real. Geno is a miracle. A real miracle.

Then, after bragging that we are about to take calls and hear the "most intelligent audience and listeners" in all of talk radio, Noory presents us with a stream of idiots, morons, in-bred, uneducated and delusional people who "research" and "understand" science. Nice work, Geno. You just proved my point. See the above. Your "own little world" isn't the "real world," but you fail to see or accept that.

Um, did he mention, since he is so proud of his bogus singing ability, that he draws his experience from his junior year of high school at Harvey S. Lowery? Obvious so, shown as a proud member of "The 1967 Men's Glee Club." Spot Geno if you can (you can cheat and read the tagline to find him if you need be). I am the only one to note the "faculty advisor" bears a resemblance to Ian Punnett, as well?

Sing it, Geno. Then go home and kill a turtle as you claimed you once did:

Then poor "Geno" (George Noory) gets "burned" for the 1967 "Thespian" Drama Club group photo. With the photographer failing to assess the shot before capturing the moment, not instructing Geno to move a bit to his right so his face wouldn't be obscured as it appears in the final print.

Um, photographer: Have those standing in the back row move closer together so those standing the middle row won't obscure their faces or have some cropped out of shot. Just an idea!

Again, try to spot "Geno" himself before falling back on the tagline:

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 27, 2017, 06:55:36 AM
Didn't Whorge make fun of Shirley Maclane when she had a coughing fit during one of his interviews with her? He's such a hypocrite. And an idiot.
Yeah.  I would have let her take a long break for open lines then see if she could talk, but he ditched her.  She is quite senior, which he seemed oblivious to, although he did give her time on air to see if it would clear up.  I cant believe he didnt just rescheule her.  She is somfamous and accomplishe!  Something in his gloating tone, geez!  As if it were her fault!  Makes you wonder about his character development. High achiever, smug, merciless on occassion.

Quote from: Here We Go Again on April 27, 2017, 10:36:45 AM
Then poor "Geno" (George Noory) gets "burned" for the 1967 "Thespian" Drama Club group photo. With the photographer failing to assess the shot before capturing the moment, not instructing Geno to move a bit to his right so his face wouldn't be obscured as it appears in the final print.

Um, photographer: Have those standing in the back row move closer together so those standing the middle row won't obscure their faces or have some cropped out of shot. Just an idea!

Again, try to spot "Geno" himself before falling back on the tagline:
Do you pay to get this stuff?  I am a much better cause to support!  Let me know.

ItsOver

Geno.  One of the many names of Dave Noorie.


Quote from: lovesfreshair on April 27, 2017, 11:25:15 AM
Do you pay to get this stuff?  I am a much better cause to support!  Let me know.

Those posted items can be seen free of charge here:

Harvey S. Lowery High School yearbook, "Futorian," 1967 (Geno's junior year)

http://www.lowrey1967.org/class_custom6.cfm

Quote from: ItsOver on April 27, 2017, 11:29:56 AM
Geno.  One of the many names of Dave Noorie.



I couldn't help my sorry self. Cutting down "George Noory" into "Geno" was my sin for the day. I should feel ashamed -- but I admit I am not!

ItsOver

Quote from: Here We Go Again on April 27, 2017, 11:45:25 AM
I couldn't help my sorry self. Cutting down "George Noory" into "Geno" was my sin for the day. I should feel ashamed -- but I admit I am not!
Maybe someday, somebody will figure out who Dave really is.  Heaven knows Dave never will.

Dateline

It appears that Dave Norry has an identity crisis.

Dateline

A couple of days ago, following up with the article about I-Heart might not lasting another year due to the debt owed, I read one at Salon about how it affected the syndicated hosts.  This article specifically addressed  Rush and Hannity, but Norry would be included, too.  It stated that they might have to renegotiate their contracts for lesser amounts if the company were to go into bankruptcy. 

I would think that I-Heart making the brazen statements that it did about their financial picture is true and may happen sooner than later.  They may renegotiate the debt, but they have literally billions of dollars due in 2019, without the operating income or assets to begin to cover that amount.  It is just symbolic on the retrenchment of our whole economy. 

I don't know if the future of this host or any of the hosts is solid at this point. 

"Anything Goes" all. With a supporting role by George Noory. Harvey S. Lowery High School. April 13, 14 and 15, 1967.

Odd how the performer statement on the program for George Noory fails to mentions his supposed "baseball star status" for the high school as he claimed on air a while back. That's not a lie, is it? Further, in his junior year, Noory's statement makes no mention of being "pre-dental" and lists broadcasting as his intended area of study in college. I thought he claimed he changed his major later, like two years into college? Huh?

<<BEGIN QUOTE>> GEORGE NOORY : George began his career in drama last fall as L'e'iutenant Guido DiMaggio in "Rally 'Round The Flag Boys". He also appeared in Dearborn Civic Theatre's "Carousel". George is also a member of Lowrey's Men's Glee Club. He is sixteen years old, a junior, and plans on a career in radio and TV broadcasting. <<END QUOTE>>

Um, no mention of that "collegiate-athletic scholarship" potential he brags about on air in his older age? Huh? No mention of him playing any sports, from his high school's own program? What went wrong there? A victim of some conspiracy even at age 16 to deny him his self-exalted status as a standout athlete? So good, he claimes today, he even was going to seek a tryout for the Major-League Baseball (MLB) Detroit Tigers at the time? Straight out of high school into the pros as he claims?  Huh? "Truth" huh?

Add "Moonface Martin" to George Noory's long list of aliases.


http://warmgear.com/LHS/AnythingGoesLHS1968.pdf


 

ItsOver

I kind of like " Guido DiMaggio."  Go with it, Guido.


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