George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Frys Girl]

I am surprised he did not claim that the Easter Island statues were formed by wind erosion and sunlight.

Set against the backdrop of truly entertaining paranormal issues, Noory is wearing an ill-fitting Madonna Halloween costume.  Cone tits and all.

Don't forget the clown make-up

[fabucat]

MBrown, looks like he changed username to get MV to delete him?

Maybe MBrown actually *is* Noory, lol.

[fabucat]

Very bad news... George just gave himself an "eight year mission" to get everybody in America to listen to C2C.  The only option now is "forced retirement."When is the last time somebody actually heard the motor of the trucks?  So far tonight three truckers that I have heard.  The first one (I don't recall much for specifics) then "Robert" who was "hauling coal" and now "Chuck" who is trucking "in Indiana."  Each of them had silence in the background and were clear as though they were calling from a land line (or at least were stationary.)

Do you Americans have awesome noise cancelling technology and amazing cell phone coverage, or should I be getting a little more suspicious that the truckers might not really be on the road?  (I have travelled through America a number of times and I think I may already know the answer.)

With all due respect to Limbaugh fans, I read somewhere that he and other talkers paid callers to call in and say what he wanted.  I sometimes wonder when Hannity has on a liberal caller so dumb, the caller makes even *me* reconsider my personal pinko views.  If this story is indeed true, Rush and Sean appear to get the best ones and George gets the bottom of the barrel, as he is less popular and therefore less wealthy. 

Yet you couldn't *pay* anyone to claim on C2C that it was treasonous for Obama to accept a Nobel Prize because it is given out by foreigners (whether or not BHO *deserved* it is a different story).  That loon made Alex Jones sound as staid and mainstream as a middle-level manager at the OMB!

[fabucat]

Yes, this abiotic oil theory is similar to the inherent idiocy theory.  Within the Fool, there is an unlimited supply of stupidity and irrelevant and inane commentary, and "there always has been".

I love the fact that Nooron made a big deal about the rising gap between rich and everyone else.  Then he once again heartily endorsed the flat tax.  A flat tax might have many virtues if instituted, but it is regressive by nature, and would therefore exacerbate the income gap. 

I'll credit Nooron for trying to keep both his lefty AND righty listeners enthralled.  That's a smart business decision that more talkers should emulate.  Noory, however, isn't smart enough to refrain from talking out of both sides of his mouth.  That's why few people respect him, lol.

I guess there are several principles that he adheres to firmly: 1) everyone should have guns at all times; 2) abiotic oil; 3) climate change is NOT influenced by human activities at all.  The first one makes the most sense, although I hold a differing view.  I doubt, however, that Nooron *ever* packs heat.  Seriously.  And everyone who listens knows it too.

[Scully]

Yes, this abiotic oil theory is similar to the inherent idiocy theory.  Within the Fool, there is an unlimited supply of stupidity and irrelevant and inane commentary, and "there always has been".

bwahahahaha ... 

[Scully]

I love the fact that Nooron made a big deal about the rising gap between rich and everyone else.  Then he once again heartily endorsed the flat tax.  A flat tax might have many virtues if instituted, but it is regressive by nature, and would therefore exacerbate the income gap. 

I'll credit Nooron for trying to keep both his lefty AND righty listeners enthralled. ... 

1) Exactly.

2) He had NO idea that he was doing that!

[Morgus]

Noory has one of his regular favorite con-artist guests on again tonight, dentist turned hyptonist/time-dimensional traveler Dr. Bruce Goldberg...
Goldberg has to promote and plug his pay services often in his 2 hours on the air.
What a nut 

[rangers1919]

Dickhead Noory finally admitted today that the show has made a conscious effort to change the show from a paranormal show. He said that they had a wide spread of opinions, and although they still do them the show has evolved to a one-world government, medical, etc. show. He failed to mention that the widespread and varying opinions have been replace by almost exclusively far right, fundamental Christian, economically illiterate, gold loving, moronic hill billies (no offense to hill people).

I only turn on the show for the same reason I turn on the local, down hour, hate mongers on local radio; I simply want to see for a few minutes what false scandals the morons are creating to complain about. When I decide to turn on the show every few days, or every week I generally think, "Let's see what this f****** idiot is talking about for a minute." Today it was 2 straight callers who wanted to talk about their Christian beliefs, Noory's standard statement about accepting all faiths on the show including the dreaded atheists, and his little statements about how great they've made the show. No mention of the many competing opinions, or atheists since he mentioned them specifically that they routinely have on the show.

[Scully]

Dickhead Noory finally admitted today that the show has made a conscious effort to change the show from a paranormal show. He said that they had a wide spread of opinions, and although they still do them the show has evolved to a one-world government, medical, etc. show. He failed to mention that the widespread and varying opinions have been replace by almost exclusively far right, fundamental Christian, economically illiterate, gold loving, moronic hill billies (no offense to hill people). ...

People who are like Noory, like Noory.  Most of them sound just like Gomer Pyle ... the rest of them just sound stupid. 

[Frys Girl]

Coast to Coast AM doesn't even have a topic. This is the worst show on radio.


The guest is telling us how to avoid psychic attacks one minute, and the next he is talking time travel. No one who is honest or educated will have expertise on both. This is terrible. Premiere Radio is a rotten ship that is poorly run by Captain Hook.

[SnapT]

At least he stuck through the full final hour of Friday open lines for once, but he did it by turning it into a MOVIE TRIVIA GAME SHOW (WTF?) where the prize is a bunch of worthless unwanted books people sent to Noory over the years.  Apparently the movie trivia was Producer Tom's idea.  Noory tried to blame him or something when the first caller instantly answered the dumb trivia question.

[valdez]

Noory has one of his regular favorite con-artist guests on again tonight, dentist turned hyptonist/time-dimensional traveler Dr. Bruce Goldberg...

Dickhead Noory finally admitted today that the show has made a conscious effort to change the show from a paranormal show....

This is terrible...

At least he stuck through the full final hour of Friday open lines for once, but he did it by turning it into a MOVIE TRIVIA GAME SHOW (WTF?) ...

     Richard C. in a cameo still talking about comet Elenin and some disclosure thing that's just around the corner.  Bruce Goldberg told a story about the guy who somehow found himself transported from the 1800's to 1950's New York and gets hit by a cab and dies.  Somebody called in saying it was a hoax, but I still thought it was cool.  George was unusually animated during open lines. Somebody called in asking about whether it was a good idea to attempt to record evp's in a graveyard and George went right into a coherent, flub-free, almost articulate answer.  He did that a few times tonight.  I suppose if you combine paid callers with a prior knowledge of the subject matter the result is George Noory knocking them out of the park.  No ufo phil tonight.  George was too busy clearing those lines.
     I think Ian's show tomorrow is a repeat.  I seem to recall the guest. 

[El Kragen]

   
         I think Ian's show tomorrow is a repeat.  I seem to recall the guest.

Ian had him on a year ago to talk about the same book. At the time Ian didn't want to reveal the ending (cause it was really good) so he encouraged listeners to buy and read the book and said he would have the author back on at a later date to fully discuss the what happened.

Remembering this, I never really got why Ian decided to pressure S. Mostofi to reveal a major part of the ending of her book (why the Iran hostage rescue failed) when she was on and then in typical Ian douche-mode be a dick and make a joke about it. Very lame.

 

[FightTheFuture]

Noory sucks

[b_dubb]

when noory says he "feels something" i'm secretly hoping it's a big, nasty lump on his testicles.  does that make me a bad person?

[fabucat]

Dickhead Noory finally admitted today that the show has made a conscious effort to change the show from a paranormal show. He said that they had a wide spread of opinions, and although they still do them the show has evolved to a one-world government, medical, etc. show. He failed to mention that the widespread and varying opinions have been replace by almost exclusively far right, fundamental Christian, economically illiterate, gold loving, moronic hill billies (no offense to hill people).

I only turn on the show for the same reason I turn on the local, down hour, hate mongers on local radio; I simply want to see for a few minutes what false scandals the morons are creating to complain about. When I decide to turn on the show every few days, or every week I generally think, "Let's see what this f****** idiot is talking about for a minute." Today it was 2 straight callers who wanted to talk about their Christian beliefs, Noory's standard statement about accepting all faiths on the show including the dreaded atheists, and his little statements about how great they've made the show. No mention of the many competing opinions, or atheists since he mentioned them specifically that they routinely have on the show.

This sh*t about one world government.  All this scared right-wing talk when six hours away time zone-wise, the EU is dissolving like the bones of an old cow that's been boiled in a pot for days.  If the Europeans can't keep it together, how in the f*ck could one government rule the WHOLE WORLD???  Not to mention that there are pesky countries such as Iran, Somalia and N. Korea which absolutely REFUSE to play nice with nearly everyone. 

Oh yeah and I think that Snoory's fcked for phasing out the paranormal topics.  Sure, a lot of it is total BS and crap, but I for one enjoy a good ghost story or a ripping tale about alien abduction.  Such topics attract a wide audience of all ages, races and political persuasions.  I'll NEVER forget the time that there was a story about wild demon devil dogs who surrounded a house in Akron!

[fabucat]

   
     Richard C. in a cameo still talking about comet Elenin and some disclosure thing that's just around the corner.  Bruce Goldberg told a story about the guy who somehow found himself transported from the 1800's to 1950's New York and gets hit by a cab and dies.  Somebody called in saying it was a hoax, but I still thought it was cool.  George was unusually animated during open lines. Somebody called in asking about whether it was a good idea to attempt to record evp's in a graveyard and George went right into a coherent, flub-free, almost articulate answer.  He did that a few times tonight.  I suppose if you combine paid callers with a prior knowledge of the subject matter the result is George Noory knocking them out of the park.  No ufo phil tonight.  George was too busy clearing those lines.
     I think Ian's show tomorrow is a repeat.  I seem to recall the guest.

I actually enjoyed Goldberg, though he's an obvious fraud.  Time was, Americans were educated enough to spot a shyster and just enjoy the BS and shill.  Sadly, however, there are people who swallow Goldberg's crap, and they are the folks who got swindled by people like Madoff.  I like Hoaxland too.  The guy makes up preposterous stuff that keeps me entertained. 

[fabucat]

Very bad news... George just gave himself an "eight year mission" to get everybody in America to listen to C2C.  The only option now is "forced retirement."When is the last time somebody actually heard the motor of the trucks?  So far tonight three truckers that I have heard.  The first one (I don't recall much for specifics) then "Robert" who was "hauling coal" and now "Chuck" who is trucking "in Indiana."  Each of them had silence in the background and were clear as though they were calling from a land line (or at least were stationary.)

A mission to get EVERYONE to listen to him?  There was one guy who did that to his respective country for 42 years and that was Gaddafi!  Sorry Georgie but you don't have that kind of charisma.

[HAL 9000]

when noory says he "feels something" i'm secretly hoping it's a big, nasty lump on his testicles.  does that make me a bad person?

Yes.

But in a good way. 

[Frys Girl]

Yes.

But in a good way. 

Hey HAL do you think Sarah Palin is going to run for president?

[FightTheFuture]

To FG: Palin will not run. No way, no how, not going to happen. I actually have a standing $1000 bet (to charity of choice) with a "friend", dating back a year, that she will not run this election cycle.

[WOTR]

when noory says he "feels something" i'm secretly hoping it's a big, nasty lump on his testicles.  does that make me a bad person?

At first I was taking this as a bit of a joke.  However, I am now quite serious- I big nasty lump on his testicles would be the perfect solution.  You see, I have a really tough time wishing cancer on anybody.  I watched my grandmother suffer through two separate mastectomies, chemo and after a couple of years in remission suffer for months prior to a prolonged, painful death.

Having said that, this jackass is going to do another show tomorrow night where he will warn his gullible listeners away from traditional cancer treatment.  From their site  "...will discuss the latest discoveries about the nature of the disease and why he believes chemotherapy, radiation, and mammograms cause cancer."

How many people are going to believe this bastard and skip the mammograms?  How many gruesome deaths will he be at least partially responsible for- how much suffering and how many tears?

No, in this case, wishing a large (preferably cancerous) lump to appear on his body is fitting.  If he takes his own advice and seeks the help from his guests he should be dead in a few months and we can go back to a host who does not endanger the health of his listeners to get his jollies.

I am quickly running out of non-curse words to describe this sick, demented, twisted, bottom dwelling Fu@ker.

[fysisist]

At first I was taking this as a bit of a joke.  However, I am now quite serious- I big nasty lump on his testicles would be the perfect solution.  You see, I have a really tough time wishing cancer on anybody.  I watched my grandmother suffer through two separate mastectomies, chemo and after a couple of years in remission suffer for months prior to a prolonged, painful death.

Having said that, this jackass is going to do another show tomorrow night where he will warn his gullible listeners away from traditional cancer treatment.  From their site  "...will discuss the latest discoveries about the nature of the disease and why he believes chemotherapy, radiation, and mammograms cause cancer."

How many people are going to believe this bastard and skip the mammograms?  How many gruesome deaths will he be at least partially responsible for- how much suffering and how many tears?

No, in this case, wishing a large (preferably cancerous) lump to appear on his body is fitting.  If he takes his own advice and seeks the help from his guests he should be dead in a few months and we can go back to a host who does not endanger the health of his listeners to get his jollies.

I am quickly running out of non-curse words to describe this sick, demented, twisted, bottom dwelling Fu@ker.

I'm certain that the hyper-hypocrite Noory would be the first in line for the best cancer specialists and mainstream treatments available.  It's easy to tout all this mumbo-jumbo and snake oil when it's not your own balls on the line.  Turmeric, nutmeg, eye-of-newt or whatever it is would be out the window if the Snoory family jewels were hanging in the balance, so to speak.

[noorysmoustache]

Mind Power Burt Goldman Coast to Coast am 09:04:2011

Oh my God, I just listened to this. Burt was articulate, Noory not so. In fact, this is probably once of the most mistake-strewn Noorisodes I've ever heard. It's painfully cringeworthy, frustrating and amusing. All at the same time, of course.

If anyone has a spare few minutes, I highly recommend it. Mispronounciations, stupid comments and remarks, dumb questions and retorts, repetition of questions, ill-timed laughter and my favourite Nooryism on there;

Guest: "I can give you the greatest weight control with two words"
Noory: "Slow.... down... eating"
Guest "Eat Less"
Noory: "Eat less, that's right"

I also LOVE how he doesn't understand empathy, either  The guest is well-spoken and for an 84 year old, it's amazing he still has all his faculties. However, he's a massive bullshitter and ties himself in knots with his contradictions (amusing also, but not half as much as George).

Once again, I'd highly recommend this to anyone who hasn't heard it. It's comedy gold.

[Scully]

... this jackass is going to do another show tomorrow night where he will warn his gullible listeners away from traditional cancer treatment.  From their site  "...will discuss the latest discoveries about the nature of the disease and why he believes chemotherapy, radiation, and mammograms cause cancer."

How many people are going to believe this bastard and skip the mammograms?  How many gruesome deaths will he be at least partially responsible for- how much suffering and how many tears?

Totally agree.  This is something I am passionate about, too. Noory, as I've said before, should be held criminally liable for the harm he's doing.

I'm certain that the hyper-hypocrite Noory would be the first in line for the best cancer specialists and mainstream treatments available.  It's easy to tout all this mumbo-jumbo and snake oil when it's not your own balls on the line.  Turmeric, nutmeg, eye-of-newt or whatever it is would be out the window if the Snoory family jewels were hanging in the balance, so to speak.

You speak the truth.  Noory would cut in line to get the best medical treatment available.  I think, though, he would also continue to take his shoeboxes full of alternative supplements, so he could give them full credit for any good results.

You can't cure Stupid. 

[PB the Deplorable]

You can't cure Stupid. 

Not even Turmeric can help with that

[fabucat]

Yes.

But in a good way. 

I dunno, guys.  Remember the sh*tkicking Wanda Sykes got when she said that she hoped Limbaugh's kidneys would fail?  Even some liberals got sore at that remark (bleeding-hearts that they are).  As someone influenced by Buddhism, I think such comments lead to bad karma.  You never know when you might wake up with such a problem, and that, no matter who you are, would really, really suck. 

In the past ten years or so, the only person I ever wished dead was bin Laden, and I didn't feel bad about it.  I even thought it was bad luck to have such evil thoughts about Bush & Cheney.  Cheney & my dad share the same cardiologist, so Cheney's continued survival reflects on my dad's chances.   Superstitious?  Probably.

Honestly, I don't think that Noory, no matter how inept he is, deserves a serious illness.  Unemployment?  Well, that's another matter entirely....

[fabucat]

Hey HAL do you think Sarah Palin is going to run for president?

No freaking way in hell....Even if I agreed with every word that comes out of her mouth, that screech sends me over the edge.  Anyway, Perry & Bachmann are saying the same things she says a lot more skillfully.  Karl Rove is probably paying her *not* to run.  Talk about diluting the GOP brand!!

[fabucat]

At first I was taking this as a bit of a joke.  However, I am now quite serious- I big nasty lump on his testicles would be the perfect solution.  You see, I have a really tough time wishing cancer on anybody.  I watched my grandmother suffer through two separate mastectomies, chemo and after a couple of years in remission suffer for months prior to a prolonged, painful death.

Having said that, this jackass is going to do another show tomorrow night where he will warn his gullible listeners away from traditional cancer treatment.  From their site  "...will discuss the latest discoveries about the nature of the disease and why he believes chemotherapy, radiation, and mammograms cause cancer."

How many people are going to believe this bastard and skip the mammograms?  How many gruesome deaths will he be at least partially responsible for- how much suffering and how many tears?

No, in this case, wishing a large (preferably cancerous) lump to appear on his body is fitting.  If he takes his own advice and seeks the help from his guests he should be dead in a few months and we can go back to a host who does not endanger the health of his listeners to get his jollies.

I am quickly running out of non-curse words to describe this sick, demented, twisted, bottom dwelling Fu@ker.

OK after that brilliant argument, I might have to change my opinion of wishing cancer on the Snoron....Another night where I'll be tempted to toss the radio across the room....

[rangers1919]

Oh yeah and I think that Snoory's fcked for phasing out the paranormal topics.  Sure, a lot of it is total BS and crap, but I for one enjoy a good ghost story or a ripping tale about alien abduction.  Such topics attract a wide audience of all ages, races and political persuasions.  I'll NEVER forget the time that there was a story about wild demon devil dogs who surrounded a house in Akron!

Being a horrible host with absolutely no critical thinking skills, or ability to question his guests has even ruined the paranormal topics for me. I was thinking the other day when attempting to stomach a few minutes of the show before deciding to just fall asleep to silence that I believe far fewer of the supernatural topics than I did before. Nothing has done more to dissuade me from believing in the paranormal topics discussed on the show than Noory's conduct with other guests. I have to assume that since 100% of them now are 100% full of crap, then his paranormal guests must be as well.