George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Metron2267]

I voted for Levin.  He actually puts some effort into his show.  No way I'd vote for Jorch.  We already have enough participation trophies given away.  If he was running for Suckmeister, he'd win hands down.

Levin does put the effort in, but he's a bit on a one rant trick pony. All that anger (legitimate) can be tough to consume on a daily basis.

[albrecht]

I voted for Levin.  He actually puts some effort into his show.  No way I'd vote for Jorch.  We already have enough participation trophies given away.  If he was running for Suckmeister, he'd win hands down.

How many folks voted for Levin because the snowflakes thought it said "Lenin."


Clearly Norry deserves the vote: riveting radio pondering eternal questions like "why do rotten eggs smell?" and "why do people like the smell of roses but not rotten eggs?"

[GravitySucks]

How many folks voted for Levin because the snowflakes thought it said "Lenin."


Clearly Norry deserves the vote: riveting radio pondering eternal questions like "why do rotten eggs smell?" and "why do people like the smell of roses but not rotten eggs?"

Can blind people smell rotten eggs?

[albrecht]

Can blind people smell rotten eggs?

Norry could ask them and then send them some books. 


When will we have 'hearing dogs' for the deaf because 'there are some things you should hear, like an alarm.'

[ItsOver]

How many folks voted for Levin because the snowflakes thought it said "Lenin."


Clearly Norry deserves the vote: riveting radio pondering eternal questions like "why do rotten eggs smell?" and "why do people like the smell of roses but not rotten eggs?"

Ha!  I'd vote for Lenin before Jorch.  At least he looked good in propaganda posters.

[21st Century Man]

I voted for Levin over Jorch as well.  I'd vote for Jorch on the first ballot if I was voting for the worst radio broadcaster of all time.

[Jojo]

The drinking song offended me the night before the birthday show.  Maybe Lex doesn't want me?  I don't associate with drinkers if I can help it, regarding three very recent gratuitous alcohol references, so the birthday card is late and signed anonymous.  With a fake address.  What, he can't even ask producers to be nice about alcohol so at least people in "recovery" can feel welcome preceding, during, and immediately after special occasions? I wondered if he was starting a 57 club instead of a 27 club, but I see he made it to 58.

See y'all around, Coast.  Like you see Lisa Rinna around... Oh yeah, don't forget about that quote.

Another brick in the wall.  I can take a few, but too many have preceded it for too long, in broadcasts, bumper music and photos.  It is personally offensive.  I'm only speaking for myself.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm with you on this.
Not for Toby, though.
Mine was the windshield hobo.
The bindle calls that came in after the story were pure evil

Who could forget Hand Shake Guy or anything with Elk?  Romey has to win this thing in a land slide.......................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhdkhEkLr84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0Buzr0VR4

[Jojo]

I came on to mention this. I listened to none of the show but just happened to pass by at in the middle of this woman's rant about how Jorch is political and religious show. Noory of course says "No no I am not political" and then came with an even more absurd line of "this isn't religion, this is Biblical prophecy" HAHA

It reminded me of something straight out of Phil Hendrie "guests" My first memory of listening to Hendrie is that he had a "religious guest" and the details are fuzzy what he said, all I remember that a caller was angry and the "guest" replied "I'm not talking about Jesus, I'm talking about Christ" That line always sticked in my mind, but Noory saying "I don't talk religion, I talk about the bible" sound even more absurd.

I attended seminars on Biblical Prophecy.  It turned out they were sponsored by the Seventh Day Adventists.  The lectures were incredible; learned so much.  But, I learned nothing about their religion or beliefs other than what was self-evident, like traditional gender roles and friendliness, sharing food.

[Walks_At_Night]

You too can become a clone.  I still laugh at Rome's dog holocaust.

How could I have forgotten about the Rome Family Dog Holocaust?   

They're gone......................

[ItsOver]

How could I have forgotten about the Rome Family Dog Holocaust?   

Heh, heh.  Yeah, that was a definite "rack it" for Jim.  I wonder if Rome's father got a discount for the dog euthanasia, like a three for one deal.


"Where are the dogs, dad?"


"They're gone, Jim."


"I know, but where are the dogs, dad?"


"They're dead, Jim.  I had to put down the old dog, so I figured, eh, what the hey.  Let's do all three."

[Dateline]

Yes, that extended version of "99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall" to match the number of affiliates is a real temptress for a pint of ale or a frosty mug.  Chug!

[Morgus]

Jorch is so dumb, a lady called in and was upset that Jorch was doing a show about religion which I guess he has claimed he doesn't do. Jorch scolded the lady that the show was about Biblical prophecy not about religion. LOL you can't separate Biblical prophecy from religion, prophecies come from Biblical scripture, which by definition are divinely inspired,which is why people believe in them, if they're not divine/supernatural they are just writings by ancient people no different than any myths or folktales. Different denominations may have different interpretations of scriptures and prophecies but you cannot say a show about Biblical prophecy isn't about religion.

Yep, that was amusing how Noory kept telling the caller he doesn't do religious or political shows, while his guest had been talking about his bible prophecy and scriptures research - all totally religious topic.  And often his first half guests are pure political too.

[PB the Deplorable]

George, thanks for the head's up on the Hall of Fame ballot.  I voted for Levin

[zeebo]

George I signed up to Bellgab (then Coastgab) 5 years ago, specifically to vent about you and Coast.  Well dammit but if things haven't come full circle in all that time.  I used to rip on you here almost nightly, but time has moved on, and my feelings have mellowed.  I've gotta hand it to you man, you put the time in, consistently showing up night after night, week after week, doing your 4 hours (or 3.5 on Fridays).  You wily old fox, you've managed to simply outlast my hostilities at this point.  Well played.  Everyone, I just voted to put George Noory into the National Radio Hall of Fame.  Forgive me, PB.

[BellHop]

George I signed up to Bellgab (then Coastgab) 5 years ago, specifically to vent about you and Coast.  Well dammit but if things haven't come full circle in all that time.  I used to rip on you here almost nightly, but time has moved on, and my feelings have mellowed.  I've gotta hand it to you man, you put the time in, consistently showing up night after night, week after week, doing your 4 hours (or 3.5 on Fridays).  You wily old fox, you've managed to simply outlast my hostilities at this point.  Well played.  Everyone, I just voted to put George Noory into the National Radio Hall of Fame.  Forgive me, PB.

And thus, hell freezes over.

[albrecht]

George I signed up to Bellgab (then Coastgab) 5 years ago, specifically to vent about you and Coast.  Well dammit but if things haven't come full circle in all that time.  I used to rip on you here almost nightly, but time has moved on, and my feelings have mellowed.  I've gotta hand it to you man, you put the time in, consistently showing up night after night, week after week, doing your 4 hours (or 3.5 on Fridays).  You wily old fox, you've managed to simply outlast my hostilities at this point.  Well played.  Everyone, I just voted to put George Noory into the National Radio Hall of Fame.  Forgive me, PB.

Is this like a version of 'learned helplessness'  or "Stockholm Syndrome?" Or even "DDD" (deception-dependency-&dread?)

[zeebo]

Is this like a version of 'learned helplessness'  or "Stockholm Syndrome?" Or even "DDD" (deception-dependency-&dread?)

I think I'm ok but in the last twenty minutes I've developed a pretty bad facial tic.

[NoMoreNoory]

Pick the bones out of this verbatim gobbledygook that fell from the lips of the prospective Hall Of Famer tonight:

'The number of houses killed and destroyed by Killauea's Hawaii's big island earthquake and volcano has jumped to 117 from 83.'

Maybe see if you can cancel that vote, Zeeb. Any seal of approval for this incompetent charlatan appals and infuriates me.

-GNS

[ItsOver]

George I signed up to Bellgab (then Coastgab) 5 years ago, specifically to vent about you and Coast.  Well dammit but if things haven't come full circle in all that time.  I used to rip on you here almost nightly, but time has moved on, and my feelings have mellowed.  I've gotta hand it to you man, you put the time in, consistently showing up night after night, week after week, doing your 4 hours (or 3.5 on Fridays).  You wily old fox, you've managed to simply outlast my hostilities at this point.  Well played.  Everyone, I just voted to put George Noory into the National Radio Hall of Fame.  Forgive me, PB.

How many acorns did it take from the wily old fox goat?

[zeebo]

Pick the bones out of this verbatim gobbledygook that fell from the lips of the prospective Hall Of Famer tonight:

'The number of houses killed and destroyed by Killauea's Hawaii's big island earthquake and volcano has jumped to 117 from 83.'

Maybe see if you can cancel that vote, Zeeb. Any seal of approval for this incompetent charlatan appals and infuriates me.

-GNS

I didn't really think this through did I. 

[Jojo]

The drinking song offended me the night before the birthday show.  Maybe Lex doesn't want me?  I don't associate with drinkers if I can help it, regarding three very recent gratuitous alcohol references, so the birthday card is late and signed anonymous.  With a fake address.  What, he can't even ask producers to be nice about alcohol so at least people in "recovery" can feel welcome preceding, during, and immediately after special occasions? I wondered if he was starting a 57 club instead of a 27 club, but I see he made it to 58.

See y'all around, Coast.  Like you see Lisa Rinna around... Oh yeah, don't forget about that quote.

Another brick in the wall.  I can take a few, but too many have preceded it for too long, in broadcasts, bumper music and photos.  It is personally offensive.  I'm only speaking for myself.

68.

[CronkitesGhost]

I love Savage, he's a performance artist. There's some Howard Stern in him, they're both NYC Jews though Savage is a decade or so older but they share a lot in common coming from the same ethnic/religious group. I agree with him about half the time, the other half I'm not sure if he believes what he's saying or it's shtick. I love that he's the black sheep of conservative talk radio, he doesn't refer to Hannity and Limbaugh by name but he says they and the others are a cartel all represented by Limbaugh's brother and have had him blacklisted. He claims he has major dirt on Limbaugh and keeps warning him he won't keep it to himself much longer.

I used to listen to Rome but never a big fan, i'm a huge sports fan but sports talk is boring to me. The clones all sound like the same person, trying to be hip/cool and to get racked by Romey. Quite pathetic. I knew Kyle would leave, guy had too much talent to remain just a producer, he's on the NFL Network's morning show on cable.

When Levin loses it it's the best,  it reminds me of Hitler during his last days in his bunker losing it in the movie Downfall which became a huge meme with people substituting the sub-titles.

[Jojo]

I think I'm ok but in the last twenty minutes I've developed a pretty bad facial tic.

Stress from Stockholm Syndrome.

[CronkitesGhost]

Jorch is in another galaxy of talent, an inferior galaxy obviously when you are talking about talk radio talent like Stern/Hendrie/Imus/Levin/Limbaugh/Savage etc. And the proof is in the audience numbers and the personal wealth those guys have accumulated from radio. Art belonged in their company but made nowhere near the money because the audience overnight is a fraction of who's listening to radio during the day.

[CronkitesGhost]

Jorch up to his bullshit again tonight where he tells a guest and audience about a big guest he's working to get on the show. Tonight it was Sirhan Sirhan, Robert Kennedy's killer. Oh boy was Jorch full of himself, he told the guest that when he interviews Sirhan he'll bring cameras to film it, he'll work with 'the networks' then went so far to give the guest a taste of how he'd brilliantly approach the interview

'This is what I'll do, I'll ask Sirhan about his childhood, about where he grew up, probably in Palestinian area, Gaza probably, about his parents. And then when I ask him about the assassination if he doesn't remember things I'll say to him 'How come you can remember about your childhood and not this?'

lol such a moron.

[Jojo]

And now, for the covet-your-neighbor's-wife song, Midnight Special.  Usually, almost always, after a trip, hmmm... could be a stewardess...

[Jojo]

Jorch is in another galaxy of talent, an inferior galaxy obviously when you are talking about talk radio talent like Stern/Hendrie/Imus/Levin/Limbaugh/Savage etc. And the proof is in the audience numbers and the personal wealth those guys have accumulated from radio. Art belonged in their company but made nowhere near the money because the audience overnight is a fraction of who's listening to radio during the day.

Who made more, Art or George?

[ItsOver]

I didn't really think this through did I.

Once again, I've fallen into Bizarro BellGab.  Almost 3000 pages of Jorch suckage and BG'ers are posting on the George Noory Sucks thread about their Radio Hall of Fame votes for Jorch Noory.  I need to start lobbying for Jorch's induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

[ItsOver]

....I used to listen to Rome but never a big fan, i'm a huge sports fan but sports talk is boring to me. The clones all sound like the same person, trying to be hip/cool and to get racked by Romey. Quite pathetic. I knew Kyle would leave, guy had too much talent to remain just a producer, he's on the NFL Network's morning show on cable.

When Levin loses it it's the best,  it reminds me of Hitler during his last days in his bunker losing it in the movie Downfall which became a huge meme with people substituting the sub-titles.

Rome was on oddity which was interesting at first but quickly got old with me, with all the "Rome-speak" and the obligatory butt kissing and playing of the Rome game with him, takes, clones, etc.  A talented guy, though.

Ha!  True about Levin when he gets going on a great rant.  I can picture him in a bunker, waving his arms and tearing up Pelosi and Schumer photos, as he loses it.