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How to tell if your Rock band is over the hill...

Started by rolindos, August 14, 2011, 08:58:51 AM


Roger

When they cover themselves and don't do it as we remember the best version. This business of being "creative" with
a standard so that it cannot evoke the memories that go along with that song: ruins the song, doesn't evoke any
old memories, and creates a new B A  D memory. Sorry, whomever you are-so-ever: lost my fandom.

MV/Liberace!

Roger, I agree. I hate it when bands jazz shit up during live performances and the songs sound nothing like what I've heard for years. Very disappointing. Play it like the studio recording, please. That's what I want to hear. I don't want a "new interpretation" or experimentation. This is why I love Jeff Lynne of ELO. His live performances are perfection.

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And I think The Stones are some of the worst offenders here, btw.

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Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 14, 2011, 12:03:28 PM
And I think The Stones are some of the worst offenders here, btw.


   "The Lamest Rock and Roll Band in the World"...They've sucked since Mick Taylor left...in December  of 19-fucking 74. Reputation pimps of the worst kind, they've had maybe a dozen good songs in my lifetime(36 years) and I'd argue they haven't had a really good song since we invaded Grenada. That would be 1983's "Undercover of the Night".

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 14, 2011, 12:36:37 PM
   "The Lamest Rock and Roll Band in the World"...They've sucked since Mick Taylor left...in December  of 19-fucking 74. Reputation pimps of the worst kind, they've had maybe a dozen good songs in my lifetime(36 years) and I'd argue they haven't had a really good song since we invaded Grenada. That would be 1983's "Undercover of the Night".
yup, my stones collection literally consists of about 18 songs. 


my zeppelin library?  every disc they ever pressed.  do the math.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 14, 2011, 01:02:41 PM
yup, my stones collection literally consists of about 18 songs. 


my zeppelin library?  every disc they ever pressed.  do the math.

   I love the Stones of 1964-74. That's 10 great years out of a possible 47. That's a .213 batting average. But they ain't going away...too many saps still part with their money to see them lip sync on tour.

   "Diamond Albums" are 10+ million sellers in the USA. Zeppelin has SIX, The Stones..well, their next diamond album will be their first. Their catalog doesn't sell all that well for such a legendary act.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 14, 2011, 01:23:14 PM

   I love the Stones of 1964-74. That's 10 great years out of a possible 47. That's a .213 batting average. But they ain't going away...too many saps still part with their money to see them lip sync on tour.

   "Diamond Albums" are 10+ million sellers in the USA. Zeppelin has SIX, The Stones..well, their next diamond album will be their first. Their catalog doesn't sell all that well for such a legendary act.
you'd better be careful commenting on the music industry like that.  "the wanderer" will drop in and set you straight.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 14, 2011, 01:48:58 PM
you'd better be careful commenting on the music industry like that.  "the wanderer" will drop in and set you straight.

   I've forgotten more than he's ever known. Isn't he finger painting in Belize or something?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 14, 2011, 02:05:11 PM
   I've forgotten more than he's ever known. Isn't he finger painting in Belize or something?
a man as well educated as he is likely OIL painting in MILAN.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 14, 2011, 02:10:42 PM
a man as well educated as he is likely OIL painting in MILAN.

  My money is on him CHECKING someone's oil at a Mobil.


JustOneFix

Not sure how it is your parts of the country but here there have been a large contingent of old bands trying to revive themselves and go on tour-

Def Lepperd, Journey, Foreigner, Night Ranger are among the acts coming to town that sucked back then and sure as hell suck now. Bob Seger & Bob Dylan are two more that need to hang it up. Y'alls day in the sun was many years ago. Please stay in the shadows now.

I'm more into the Metal/Industrial side of music and some of those I'm glad to see go away like Nine Inch Nails. But that's a different topic.

MV/Liberace!

my skin starts to crawl when people go on about how great bob seger is.  puh-leeze.  the worst thing about him is the fact that every one of his songs ends the same way with his shitty improvisation into the microphone for 4000 bars.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 14, 2011, 12:00:40 PM
Roger, I agree. I hate it when bands jazz shit up during live performances and the songs sound nothing like what I've heard for years. Very disappointing. Play it like the studio recording, please. That's what I want to hear. I don't want a "new interpretation" or experimentation. This is why I love Jeff Lynne of ELO. His live performances are perfection.

I kind of like it when a band adds a bit of flair to a song live, or it's just a bit different from the studio version. I think it shows that the band is still interested in having fun with their music, it must be a pain in the ass to do the same thing every night for X weeks on tour. When there's a bit of variation I think it keeps things fresh for both the musicians and the audience.

This is different than butchering classics, of course. I haven't heard the Stones live so I'm not sure how bad it is with them.

However, as a counter, I would point out that Live After Death by Iron Maiden is one of the best live albums ever recorded. A lot of the stuff they play on there deviates from the studio versions of those songs - and manages to improve on them.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 14, 2011, 04:08:35 PM
my skin starts to crawl when people go on about how great bob seger is.  puh-leeze.  the worst thing about him is the fact that every one of his songs ends the same way with his shitty improvisation into the microphone for 4000 bars.

  Yuck, he's awful. And classic rock plays his cookie cutter odes to blue collar mediocrity on an endless loop. Snooze city. He really does suck and I see him as spiritual father to that mega hack Kid Rock.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: JustOneFix on August 14, 2011, 03:57:15 PM

Def Lepperd, Journey, Foreigner, Night Ranger are among the acts coming to town that sucked back then and sure as hell suck now.

    Dreadful mall ready poodle-rock: another reason the 80's were like a septic hemmorhoid. Just awful...unlistenable. That music was gayer than Soft Cell/Erasure/Bronski Beat triple bill in a bathhouse.

  "Don't Stop Believin' is Guantanamo Bay shit in my eyes. I'd rather piss razors than hear that sissified mongoloid "rock".

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 14, 2011, 04:51:17 PM
...his cookie cutter odes to blue collar mediocrity...
wow, what a description.  3 points.


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He really does suck and I see him as spiritual father to that mega hack Kid Rock.
i never paid any attention to kid rock until a couple years ago when that stupid song of his came out with the melody from sweet home alabama.  i REALLY got sick of people who don't know music forcing me to hear it in their automobiles as if it were gold.  i'm happy to learn i'm not the only person to have evaluated kid rock in this way.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 14, 2011, 05:24:08 PM
wow, what a description.  3 points.

i never paid any attention to kid rock until a couple years ago when that stupid song of his came out with the melody from sweet home alabama.  i REALLY got sick of people who don't know music forcing me to hear it in their automobiles as if it were gold.  i'm happy to learn i'm not the only person to have evaluated kid rock in this way.

   Kid Rock has cornered that same audience that Seger has had for 35 years. The softball playing,weekend motorcyclist Joe Sixpack type. Hard working folks, but imagination and creativity isn't exactly a strong suit. Kid Rock is as much of an act as KISS or Marilyn Manson is. Total fraud.

I thought Bob Seger retired a number of years back because of throat issues?

Kid Rock is trying to corner the Michigan thing. One part Seeger, one part Nugent. I think Kid Rock sucks in general.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: TaoOfLuxLisbon on August 14, 2011, 07:30:15 PM

Kid Rock is trying to corner the Michigan thing. One part Seeger, one part Nugent. I think Kid Rock sucks in general.

  Zero parts MC5 or The Stooges...or anything else good that ever came from Michigan.

Frys Girl

When The Who performed at the Superbowl, I couldn't stop laughing. What the hell was that? How bad do these guys need money that they would embarrass themselves like that? Sad. Go away gracefully guys. That was a shame.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Frys Girl on August 15, 2011, 08:44:55 AM
When The Who performed at the Superbowl, I couldn't stop laughing. What the hell was that? How bad do these guys need money that they would embarrass themselves like that? Sad. Go away gracefully guys. That was a shame.
with john entwistle having died, they should have just fucked off and enjoyed their retirements... or at LEAST called themselves something other than the who.  ridiculous and shameful.  oh, and daltrey and townshend were probably the least interesting members of that band musically (and otherwise, when you consider moon's history).

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