Have you been Hannitized?

[Treading Water]

I thought I'd just stick my head in the door here and see what you guys were cussin' and discussin'.  Interesting range of views, and I like that. No calling each other ugly names.

That said, I think Onan should get the Nobel Peace Prize for his enthusiastic suggestion that we get rid of the troublemakers who have divided this nation against itself. 

I second that.  Amazing how common sense is just so simple.  I wonder why more people don't have it.   

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

   A total parrot, whose "career" in talk radio began as a caller during the Ollie North hearings in the summer of '87...that kinda says it all. Anyone who could look at Ollie North and be "inspired" is obviously not a Mensa member. "Patriotard" would be the proper terminology for a goof like Hannity.

Wow, that's hilarious. I truly didn't know Ollie North had some way inspired him, but I'm not surprised that some burrhead who was having his secretary stuff documents under her blouse would ignite that dim bulb.

[Eddie Coyle]

Wow, that's hilarious. I truly didn't know Ollie North had some way inspired him, but I'm not surprised that some burrhead who was having his secretary stuff documents under her blouse would ignite that dim bulb.

    It's hilarious indeed, and even funnier is how he's proud of it. Combine North's 1987 testimony with Limbaugh's show going national in 1988...and the dawn of truly meatheaded radio would take place. Limbaugh imitators would pop up like weeds in the aftermath, with 1990-91 being a spring board with Desert Shield/Desert Storm. IMO,Hannity is the face of that "movement"...

[Frys Girl]

Hannity uses fake callers as does the one he tries to imitate, Rush Limbaugh. Makes me wonder if Noory and his goons are using call girls and boys.

[Treading Water]

Makes me wonder if Noory and his goons are using call girls and boys.

Yes.

[Frys Girl]

Yes.

Too bad Ian doesn't have access to them. He HATES open lines. He is always getting into arguments and interrupting these poor people who wait and wait late at night to say something like "Obama is the anti-christ" or "stop doing shows about the TSA." I remember once Ian once said the job was taking a toll on him. He's too fat to do this job. As long as he dumbs it down, he'll be fine. But he always thinks of himself as 60 minutes+Art Bell's inheritor by discussing X-files and Economics. GTFO. He's more natural and articulate than George (so are most infants), but he is irritating, especially with his show openers. I do appreciate how he takes time to prep by ACTUALLY READING the books the guests write and making playlists that are associated with the theme of the show.

[Ruch]

I've got to say, Hannity is a jerk to liberals, and just drones on about on topic every time I listen to him. He is very dull.

[MV/Liberace!]

I've got to say, Hannity is a jerk to liberals...

i agree.  as someone who usually falls right-of-center, i find hannity's immediate, reflexive, thoughtless condescension toward liberals who call his show to be nothing more than low-rent showmanship intended for consumption by the church choir.


it goes something like this:


sean:  james from pubes, iowa... you're on the sean hannity show.  hi.


james:  sean, i'd like to correct a mistake you made in the last half hour when you said president obama regularly visits the grave of president reagan to release a stream of coffee-driven urine on the headstone. 


sean:  james, just say it.  you hate this show, and by proxy, you hate america.  just say it, already.  you hate this country and want to see the hastening of its destruction.


james:  whaa??


sean:  thanks for the call, james.  you're wrong, but thanks anyway.  listen ladies and gentlemen... are you afraid of suddenly losing the mountains of sweaty bear-on-man bestiality porn currently stored on your twelve year old IBM 16GB 4200RPM IDE hard drive?  then i'd recommend you consider carbonite.  for only $55 per year...






you know... it goes something like that.   are you telling me there's a SINGLE liberal out there who could be persuaded by this pap?  how useless.

[The General]

i agree.  as someone who usually falls right-of-center, i find hannity's immediate, reflexive, thoughtless condescension toward liberals who call his show to be nothing more than low-rent showmanship intended for consumption by the church choir.


it goes something like this:


sean:  james from pubes, iowa... you're on the sean hannity show.  hi.


james:  sean, i'd like to correct a mistake you made in the last half hour when you said president obama regularly visits the grave of president reagan to release a stream of coffee-driven urine on the headstone. 


sean:  james, just say it.  you hate this show, and by proxy, you hate america.  just say it, already.  you hate this country and want to see the hastening of its destruction.


james:  whaa??


sean:  thanks for the call, james.  you're wrong, but thanks anyway.  listen ladies and gentlemen... are you afraid of suddenly losing the mountains of sweaty bear-on-man bestiality porn currently stored on your twelve year old IBM 16GB 4200RPM IDE hard drive?  then i'd recommend you consider carbonite.  for only $55 per year...






you know... it goes something like that.   are you telling me there's a SINGLE liberal out there who could be persuaded by this pap?  how useless.

Wow.

$55 bucks a year sounds quite reasonable.

[onan]

Wow.

$55 bucks a year sounds quite reasonable.

That deal is only good in Pubes Iowa. But yeah good deal.

Damn, I wish my address included Pubes.


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[Harmness]

are you afraid of suddenly losing the mountains of sweaty bear-on-man bestiality porn currently stored on your twelve year old IBM 16GB 4200RPM IDE hard drive? 

I'm just wonderin' how this sumbitch is able to read my mind.

[MV/Liberace!]

are you afraid of suddenly losing the mountains of sweaty bear-on-man bestiality porn currently stored on your twelve year old IBM 16GB 4200RPM IDE hard drive? 

I'm just wonderin' how this sumbitch is able to read my mind.

and i'm just wondering how my quote will affect the google ads.

[Treading Water]

and i'm just wondering how my quote will affect the google ads.

Bwahahahaha.

[rbduck]

I was once Hannitized, but his endless unchanging rants just drives me up a wall. Even though I mostly agree with him.

[James G.]

Tonight, I heard a replay from my local affiliate with The Sean Hannity Show.

Today, Hannity -- among his b.s. lies -- claims to be some handgun marksman and a gunfighter.

Hannity is a fake and has a belly full of hot air. He lies nonstop, and fools believe him? And his lies?

A fake American, and a true disgrace to courage in America, and mankind. Hannity is nothing but a loud-mouth, deceptive wimp! Who's afraid of this own shadow!

Ha! Ha!

[OilyManatee]

Hannity has always made me sick.

But I could never prevent running into him because of the tv/radio lineup. I would catch a minute or two here and there. One time I saw him cutting to break on TV. And like a GOOD AMERICAN, he knows how to throw a mini nerf football. He pulled it out from under his desk, threw the tiny thing, and looked proudly at the camera with a smile and nod right before the commercial break. Naturally, it was a unscripted and unplanned glimpse into what its like to be a true american patriot. 

[SgtRocko]

I've tried - I listen to both sides, but I'm sorry, Liebaugh is unbearable and Hannity is only better because it's so clear he's not bright and often disinterested in even his own rants.  His 35 minute questions where he packs every talking point he can into them in a droning monotone ("isn't it true thatourcommanderinchiefgeorgewbushwhosavedamericafromislamofascistsandstalinsinglehandedlyinashootoutbutwasmockedbyliberalsduringtimeofwarwhenourtroopsareinharmswaywhat'sforlunchandliberalswanttokillamericanchildrenpoisontheirbodiesandfeedthemtopuppies that you like cheese?")

He just LOVES the troops - but not enough to have joined their ranks ("I would've, but I was working hard to build America by taking a summer roofing job when my frat wasn't partying") - and KNOWS exactly how they feel on all things (strangely ignoring that over 60% are minorities who voted overwhelmingly for Obama).

My brother is NYPD and has met him several times - he's an arrogant jerk to the little people he claims to champion.

His good points -  he likes cigars, has decent taste in music.  There, I said something nice.

The most CLASSIC moment of his career, however, was when he went to the SouthWest to see the border fence - got all dressed up in Banana Republic vest with lots of pockets, khakis, sunglasses, cee-gar... then they had to cut away when his fat arse couldn't get over the fence after he'd spent weeks ranting how easy it was.

[MV/Liberace!]

Hannity has always made me sick.

But I could never prevent running into him because of the tv/radio lineup. I would catch a minute or two here and there. One time I saw him cutting to break on TV. And like a GOOD AMERICAN, he knows how to throw a mini nerf football. He pulled it out from under his desk, threw the tiny thing, and looked proudly at the camera with a smile and nod right before the commercial break. Naturally, it was a unscripted and unplanned glimpse into what its like to be a true american patriot. 

YESSS, that stupid nerf football thing annoys me, too.  it's like some sort of staged, deliberate projection of sean's masculinity or something.  very odd.

[Digitech]

I was just thinking of bumping this thread...

Today -- I'm not sure why -- I listened to Hannity's show for about 30 minutes. He was mostly discussing the Occupy Wall Street protests. In his usual way, he would spend a few minutes building up what he claimed was their cause, and then spend the next five knocking it down. I really wish I could remember some of the specific things he said here, but I must have been so annoyed by it that I purged it from my mind, because I can't recall any of it!

Then, he brought on a person who was one of the protestors in NYC. I am not sure if he had a person out on the street looking for people to interview, or if she actually called the show -- It wasn't a scripted call though, because she actually did pretty well. Hannity's approach was really lame. She would make a few statements about what she felt were the issues at hand, and then Hannity would interrupt with a question like 'Do you smoke marijuana? I heard a lot of people out there are smoking marijuana, right in the park!'

"No, I don't. I think you're really missing the p-"

"Well, what is going through your mind when you see all those people sitting around smoking marijuana in public? And some of them are having sex! They're having sex in public and walking around topless. Are you walking around topless?"

"No, I'm not, and you're just pushing the emotional buttons of your audience, Sean. These things have nothing at all to do with the actual issues, and you know it."

[General Johnson Jameson]

Noory smokes pole

[MV/Liberace!]

I was just thinking of bumping this thread...

Today -- I'm not sure why -- I listened to Hannity's show for about 30 minutes. He was mostly discussing the Occupy Wall Street protests. In his usual way, he would spend a few minutes building up what he claimed was their cause, and then spend the next five knocking it down. I really wish I could remember some of the specific things he said here, but I must have been so annoyed by it that I purged it from my mind, because I can't recall any of it!

Then, he brought on a person who was one of the protestors in NYC. I am not sure if he had a person out on the street looking for people to interview, or if she actually called the show -- It wasn't a scripted call though, because she actually did pretty well. Hannity's approach was really lame. She would make a few statements about what she felt were the issues at hand, and then Hannity would interrupt with a question like 'Do you smoke marijuana? I heard a lot of people out there are smoking marijuana, right in the park!'

"No, I don't. I think you're really missing the p-"

"Well, what is going through your mind when you see all those people sitting around smoking marijuana in public? And some of them are having sex! They're having sex in public and walking around topless. Are you walking around topless?"

"No, I'm not, and you're just pushing the emotional buttons of your audience, Sean. These things have nothing at all to do with the actual issues, and you know it."

i hate listening to hannity debate, even when i agree with his point of view.

[MV/Liberace!]

thank god this town has two talk stations.  when hannity comes on, i can easily flip the dial to hear lou dobbs.  i love his radio show.  what a relief.

[Frys Girl]

I can't believe Hannity is still on the air. I know Obama sucks and republicans need support yadda yadda yadda, but this guy makes ears bleed. I think Rush is glad he's deaf when Hannity comes on.

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thank god this town has two talk stations.  when hannity comes on, i can easily flip the dial to hear lou dobbs.  i love his radio show.  what a relief.

Where I live no local talk station has sean hanity, Lou Dobbs and Howie Carr only.

[Eddie Coyle]

Where I live no local talk station has sean hanity, Lou Dobbs and Howie Carr only.

       Howie used to steal my material from "The Chump Line" and use it in his Herald column the following day. That Fat bastard!

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       Howie used to steal my material from "The Chump Line" and use it in his Herald column the following day. That Fat bastard!

Was your voice mail ever aired?  Or was it far too articulate for the standard fare that passes for entertainment on his show.

[Eddie Coyle]

Was your voice mail ever aired?  Or was it far too articulate for the standard fare that passes for entertainment on his show.

I was a regular caller on Howie's show from 1991-95 and was on "The Chump Line" every day. I was still a teenager, but 100x better than the retards that fill his show now. Being 100x better than them is like being the tallest midget.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Hannity is evil and devisive. He is a Hoagland in the making..he just hasn't started smoking crack yet after his fame has wound down. Maybe him and Beck can go into Mexican tag-team wrestling.

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   I was a regular caller on Howie's show from 1991-95 and was on "The Chump Line" every day. I was still a teenager, but 100x better than the retards that fill his show now. Being 100x better than them is like being the tallest midget.

So you come here to swim in deeper waters ........

[Eddie Coyle]

So you come here to swim in deeper waters ........

So to speak... BTW, I gave up on Howie Carr in 1998, after he showed his true colors and joined up with his buddy Douchawitz to sue Imus for "defamation"