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President Donald J. Trump

Started by The General, February 10, 2011, 11:33:34 PM

albrecht

Quote from: Jackstar on December 03, 2018, 05:43:23 PM
The point here is not to throw some old woman clone behind bars, or off a gallows, or even into a couples' counseling session--the point is to create a sea change.

I think it's working. I've never seen so many plane crashes happen in one year since I was playing Sim City on the Super Nintendo.
What are your thoughts on KAL 007, the Hammarskjöld "crash," and that Polish one a few years back that took out, basically, most of the Polish gov't. Very suspicious all.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 06:02:57 PM
I don't suggest breaking in to a mattress store. Them cartel guys are vicious and would not like interference with their laundering. Buy a mattress and then you can, legally, remove tag.  Interestingly there appears to be laws in many places that you can't sell used mattresses and even charities won't take them. Cartel money paid out to politicians, no doubt.

Those Factories are more plentiful than CVS Pharmacies in some towns. I'm tempted to buy a mattress just to see if it contains some of that spin-dried cash.

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 06:08:25 PM
took out, basically, most of the Polish gov't. Very suspicious all.

One of the few tragedies I consider it still too soon to make jokes out of, as the new government still hasn't learned to read them.

Jackstar

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on December 03, 2018, 05:58:06 PM
Those deserted stadiums, on Hillary's "not-my-fault" tours, are adequate punishment.





This is just the beginning. Things can get so much worse.

WeinerInHand

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 03, 2018, 03:09:24 PM
http://americanconstitutionparty.com

or?

https://www.constitutionparty.com/

No wrong answers on this one. 8)

They both follow the same "Three Pillars" so I am not sure. I would guess that they would either merge or become the Constitutionalist Party in their individual state.

WeinerInHand

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 03, 2018, 03:10:38 PM
On caveat - tax only actual users and let it go without general fund siphonage to their treatment programs.

My .02c

I agree in principle but we both know that the government will misspend until they have "no choice" but to impose yet another guilt tax upon the rest of us.

WeinerInHand

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on December 03, 2018, 04:18:50 PM
I used to do that. Hypochondria is a helluva "drug".

Dysentery would be my fear...

albrecht

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 06:27:50 PM
Dysentery would be my fear...
I humbly suggest you are on the right path. Eat at lots of truck stops. I would add taco-trucks at job sites. And any place that saves grease for decades. We need to prepare ourselves and boost our immunity as the illegals coming over with lots of disease, some of which we've eradicated and no longer even vax for.  I drank the water during a "boil notice" because I figure better to get the immunity now, when I still have working plumbing, than get the problems during some riot or Mexican revolt.

WeinerInHand

Quote from: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 06:36:58 PM
I humbly suggest you are on the right path. Eat at lots of truck stops. I would add taco-trucks at job sites. And any place that saves grease for decades. We need to prepare ourselves and boost our immunity as the illegals coming over with lots of disease, some of which we've eradicated and no longer even vax for.  I drank the water during a "boil notice" because I figure better to get the immunity now, when I still have working plumbing, than get the problems during some riot or Mexican revolt.

I always had the gut of a goat so life on the road suits me! 😀


Also, could the next step in our evolution require a tolerance to salmonella? A gift given to us by our alien overlords? 🤔

albrecht

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 06:46:27 PM
I always had the gut of a goat so life on the road suits me! 😀


Also, could the next step in our evolution require a tolerance to salmonella? A gift given to us by our alien overlords? 🤔


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aglyRcZSk-U


albrecht

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 07:00:18 PM

Ha. One of the goats was elected mayor. I think he has passed on but not sure. More popular than most politicians and drank like most of them also.

WeinerInHand

Quote from: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 07:05:12 PM
Ha. One of the goats was elected mayor. I think he has passed on but not sure. More popular than most politicians and drank like most of them also.

Also, some of them have predicted Super Bowls correctly!

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Jackstar on December 03, 2018, 06:19:28 PM




This is just the beginning. Things can get so much worse.

*You're* telling *me*. That could be the motto of my life.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 06:27:50 PM
Dysentery would be my fear...

You're Bell Gab's Carl Jung with your frightening synchronicity. I just popped a Kaopectate pill (no joke)!  :o 

albrecht

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on December 03, 2018, 07:18:56 PM
You're Bell Gab's Carl Jung with your frightening synchronicity. I just popped a Kaopectate pill (no joke)!  :o
Ha. Aside from international flights, and thusly possible international incidents, I'm of the school of "letting things pass" and such pills are bad since your body wants to eliminate poisons, so why stop it. Get it over with and ensure hydration though. And, by my doctoring, one might gain advantage and boosted immune system? But that, generally, is my deal with pills and medicine.  But I have a friend who is very pro-active, quite hilarious. Before any game, metal concert, whatever pre-plans with a cocktail of loperamide, allergy pills,  Tylenol, etc. Prior. Sometimes chasing it with pre-game/pre-concert beers or booze. I say the advertising has gotten to you, he jokes better safe than sorry. Idk.

albrecht

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 07:06:51 PM
Also, some of them have predicted Super Bowls correctly!
They need said goat to be a guest on the local FM sports talk on Sat and Sun mornings. Along with these guys (I guess pay-to-play) claiming they will give you a "lock" on some sports bets (sports betting is illegal here) if you call their number and a "recording" will give you one free lock on a NFL or NBA game. And want you to subscribe to their deal.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 07:28:00 PM
Ha. Aside from international flights, and thusly possible international incidents, I'm of the school of "letting things pass" and such pills are bad since your body wants to eliminate poisons, so why stop it. Get it over with and ensure hydration though. And, by my doctoring, one might gain advantage and boosted immune system? But that, generally, is my deal with pills and medicine.  But I have a friend who is very pro-active, quite hilarious. Before any game, metal concert, whatever pre-plans with a cocktail of loperamide, allergy pills,  Tylenol, etc. Prior. Sometimes chasing it with pre-game/pre-concert beers or booze. I say the advertising has gotten to you, he jokes better safe than sorry. Idk.

I was right there with you....until the third bathroom trip. I had to swallow my pride along with the pill. I seldom get sick or take medication, though. I'm knocking on wood as I type this.  ;)

albrecht

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on December 03, 2018, 07:36:27 PM
I was right there with you....until the third bathroom trip. I had to swallow my pride along with the pill. I seldom get sick or take medication, though. I'm knocking on wood as I type this.  ;)
Hang in there. Sanitize your bathroom, handles, knobs, under the seat, faucets, etc. Also. Although I eschew medicines I'm a big fan of products like bleach, muriatic acid, and ammonia (do not mix together, each has their uses.)



Kidnostad3

Quote from: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 07:42:07 PM
Hang in there. Sanitize your bathroom, handles, knobs, under the seat, faucets, etc. Also. Although I eschew medicines I'm a big fan of products like bleach, muriatic acid, and ammonia (do not mix together, each has their uses.)

I tried them all and they gave me the hiccups.

albrecht

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 03, 2018, 07:48:43 PM
I tried them all and they gave me the hiccups.
Decades ago I knew/saw a guy chew and drink dry ice during a Halloween party punch bowl that have the usual Everclear and punch with the dryice as Halloween style mist. It was weird. He was belching a lot. Next time I saw him and commented on the event he said "I had no problems but I felt really cold later" (he said he passed out and later "came too" and "was freezing" and wrapped himself up in a nearby carpet he said.) God looks after drunks, fools, and small children.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 07:06:51 PM
Also, some of them have predicted Super Bowls correctly!

Which team do they like in the Orange Bowl this year?   'Bama or Oklahoma? 

Kidnostad3

With all that Trump has been able to accomplish in less than two years, ya gotta wonder what other Presidents were doing with their time in office.


https://youtu.be/fKXH0_a_Fvg
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WeinerInHand

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 04, 2018, 05:10:40 AM
Which team do they like in the Orange Bowl this year?   'Bama or Oklahoma?

I haven't been paying attention this year so my trust is in the goats to choose the correct path







How it feels being a Crimson Tide fan when going home to Ohio


My Ohio State Buckeye friends




Kidnostad3

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 04, 2018, 06:00:58 AM
I haven't been paying attention this year so my trust is in the goats to choose the correct path







How it feels being a Crimson Tide fan when going home to Ohio


My Ohio State Buckeye friends


All that really matters is that the Buckeyes beat Michigan (62 to 39.)  Anything beyond that is gravy.  I'm an Ohio State rooter primarily because my son-in-law is such a pain in the ass fanatical Michigan fan.  They live in Florida but he and my daughter go to the game every year.  He's a good kid but I enjoyed taking a few bucks from him again this year.

Metron2267

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 06:26:21 PM
I agree in principle but we both know that the government will misspend until they have "no choice" but to impose yet another guilt tax upon the rest of us.
My cynical friend we do agree on that one, consider my speculation to be purely hypothetical and not practical here on planet prison. ::)

Metron2267

Quote from: WeinerInHand on December 03, 2018, 07:00:18 PM

LOLOL!

Damn fine photoshop Weiner, and just think you beat every Bellgabber to the punch as you know what this bunch does with personal pics.

Perhaps we can think of you as Bellgab's "Giles, Goat Boy."




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_Goat-Boy

Giles Goat-Boy (1966) is the fourth novel by American writer John Barth. It is metafictional comic novel in which the universe is portrayed as a university campus in an elaborate allegory of both the hero's journey and the Cold War. Its title character is a human boy raised as a goat, who comes to believe he is the Grand Tutor, the predicted Messiah. The book was a surprise bestseller for the previously obscure Barth, and in the 1960s had a cult status. It marks Barth's leap into American postmodern fabulism.

Metron2267

Quote from: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 07:42:07 PM
Hang in there. Sanitize your bathroom, handles, knobs, under the seat, faucets, etc. Also. Although I eschew medicines I'm a big fan of products like bleach, muriatic acid, and ammonia (do not mix together, each has their uses.)

Two healing words - colloidal silver.

https://draxe.com/colloidal-silver-benefits/

And making your own is trivially easy and inexpensive.

Metron2267

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 04, 2018, 07:18:16 AM
All that really matters is that the Buckeyes beat Michigan (62 to 39.)  Anything beyond that is gravy.

Yabutt, now Meyer is resigning. :(

QuoteI'm an Ohio State rooter primarily because my son-in-law is such a pain in the ass fanatical Michigan fan.  They live in Florida but he and my daughter go to the game every year.  He's a good kid but I enjoyed taking a few bucks from him again this year.

Michigan fans can be a total PITA. Used to have one that would call me after work and play the Michigan fight song. That year I became a BYU fan and guess what happened...

LOL!


WeinerInHand

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 04, 2018, 07:18:16 AM
All that really matters is that the Buckeyes beat Michigan (62 to 39.)  Anything beyond that is gravy.  I'm an Ohio State rooter primarily because my son-in-law is such a pain in the ass fanatical Michigan fan.  They live in Florida but he and my daughter go to the game every year.  He's a good kid but I enjoyed taking a few bucks from him again this year.

Hahaha - trust me - that Wolverine/Buckeye rivalry is real! People lose their minds in northeast Ohio.

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