President Donald J. Trump

[albrecht]

Yahzidis aren't Muslim are they?

Yep, they aren't Muslim. In fact the Muzzies hate them even more than Jews and Christians because they think they worship the devil (a peacock god.)

[Dr. MD MD]

Or is it Philosopher Kings?

Nah! Every once in awhile you get a bad one...then you're stuck. A republic is really the best system yet.

[albrecht]

You know, I actually saw that done today along the hammer throw and these massive chicks throwing a sack of something over pole vault standard with a pitch fork. Couldn't see much real world application for that last competition but I guess the large boned unmarried lasses needed something to do with their time.

I didn't know the lasses did that also. Actually I saw that as one of the more practical of the games that could still be useful (throwing feed in a truck, throwing a hay-bale onto a bed, a sack of potatoes, etc.)

[Kidnostad3]

You got me!!!

You Smart smart man you!




Read in between the lines.

No I just pay attention and have lived long enough to have an appreciation for the vast amount that I don't know. I wish I had learned that earlier in life.

[pate]

Nice try PaperBoy. If we are to believe your misrepresentation, it would follow that you disagree with the Electoral College--which unlike your map, adjusts for population.

Here's the appropriate population adjusted figures for you as reported by gun.com (lest I be accused of quoting a "fake" source)

The highest number of deaths come across the gun-lovin’ South, with Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and Oklahoma among the highest. Moving west, Montana, Wyoming and Alaska also top the charts.

...

His map perhaps harkens back to a thyme when a-votin' was restricted to folks that actually owned property, or real-estate as it is known now.  Nautical Shore.

[Kidnostad3]

I didn't know the lasses did that also. Actually I saw that as one of the more practical of the games that could still be useful (throwing feed in a truck, throwing a hay-bale onto a bed, a sack of potatoes, etc.)

Okay but the bar was set at 16 feet.  That's some big ass wagon.  I'm kidding.  I get your point.

[Kidnostad3]

I think it has something to do with bungee cords.

That's what I thought at first.

[albrecht]

Okay but the bar was set at 16 feet.  That's some big ass wagon.  I'm kidding.  I get your point.

Those Scots guys and the lassies could also make some side cash going to Ol' Mex and throwing illegals over the Wall! Many of the Mexicans, and especially the more native-blood, and Guatemalans and Hondurans could easily be pitched over. A pretty penny could be earned- and squandered on whisky.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I've always liked best part of the games (sans the dancing with bonnie lasses and throwing back some drink) watching the "throwing weight over a raising bar" competition. Sorta of a stronger version of lawn darts in that there always is a concern that what you throw up might come down on you. Wrong form and you could be in trouble since you are, sorta, throwing it backwards above and behind you. Like throwing a hay-bale but for height. (Hint from a chiropractor clinic I have a fiduciary interest in: always lift and throw with the back, never legs!)

That's all that makes those events tolerable. Without them, it's just a bunch of brawny galoots throwing heavy, unwieldy objects for no practical purpose. Kind of like that stupid World's Strongest Man competitions. I like the one of the muscle bound Marley's ghost imitators dragging the chains they forged in life. 

[MachiaVelli]

That's all that makes those events tolerable. Without them, it's just a bunch of brawny galoots throwing heavy, unwieldy objects for no practical purpose. Kind of like that stupid World's Strongest Man competitions. I like the one of the muscle bound Marley's dragging the chains they forged in life.

How the fuck is this guy able to lift a Death Star?

Boggles my mind.

[pate]

Those Scots guys and the lassies could also make some side cash going to Ol' Mex and throwing illegals over the Wall! Many of the Mexicans, and especially the more native-blood, and Guatemalans and Hondurans could easily be pitched over. A pretty penny could be earned- and squandered on whisky.

Sir, a penny is never squandered on oiske.  Scots are legendary for not being wastrels, racist!

[Kidnostad3]

Those Scots guys and the lassies could also make some side cash going to Ol' Mex and throwing illegals over the Wall! Many of the Mexicans, and especially the more native-blood, and Guatemalans and Hondurans could easily be pitched over. A pretty penny could be earned- and squandered on whisky.

[Kidnostad3]

How the fuck is this guy able to lift a Death Star?

Boggles my mind.

He gets his legs under him and grunts a lot.  It's all technique.

[albrecht]

Sir, a penny is never squandered on oiske.  Scots are legendary for not being wastrels, racist!

Aye, I stand corrected. A true Scotsman is tight with his budget and dealings and anything spent on whisky is never squandered. Mea culpa.

[albrecht]

He gets his legs under him and grunts a lot.  It's all technique.

I haven't watched in a some years but I always thought that the piss-test the "World's Strongest Men" must take in pre-qualifying was the opposite of most sports- "not enough HGH, Steroids, Horse-pills, various hormones, etc in this here cup of piss. I'm sorry Magnus, better luck next year, but you can't compete this time."

[Dr. MD MD]

I've been thinking about what I'd say if I encounter one of the many roaming Hillary gangs out there and they ask me who I voted for. If I tell the truth and say Trump I'm dead but if I go the other way and say Hillary and they turn out to be Trump people just posing as Hillary people as a trap it could be equally problematic. If I say I abstained Trump supporters would probably let you go but Hillary people would shoot you in the head for sure for contributing to her loss. So, I'm thinking the safest answer is to say one of the third parties. It should be off-putting enough that neither side would really know what to think about it and let you pass. What do you think? 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I haven't watched in a some years but I always thought that the piss-test the "World's Strongest Men" must take in pre-qualifying was the opposite of most sports- "not enough HGH, Steroids, Horse-pills, various hormones, etc in this here cup of piss. I'm sorry Magnus, better luck next year, but you can't compete this time."

Geez, I just remembered most of them seemed to be named Magnus or Lars. Not surprising, because throwing massive objects around is as good a way as any for snowed in lonesome bachelors who are isolated from female companionship until the brief July thaw, to pass the long Nordic winters.

[Kidnostad3]

Geez, I just remembered most of them seemed to be named Magnus or Lars. Not surprising, because throwing massive objects around is as good a way as any for snowed in lonesome bachelors who are isolated from female companionship until the brief July thaw, to pass the long Nordic winters.

Sex, sex, sex.  Why is everything always about sex with you?  (I got that from my wife.)

[K_Dubb]

Geez, I just remembered most of them seemed to be named Magnus or Lars. Not surprising, because throwing massive objects around is as good a way as any for snowed in lonesome bachelors who are isolated from female companionship until the brief July thaw, to pass the long Nordic winters.

The massive objects are their wives.  Wife-carrying is a sport up there if I remember right.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The massive objects are their wives.  Wife-carrying is a sport up there if I remember right.

Now I finally understand why some men refer to their wives as the "old ball and chain." Thanks, K! Cheers!

[albrecht]

Geez, I just remembered most of them seemed to be named Magnus or Lars. Not surprising, because throwing massive objects around is as good a way as any for snowed in lonesome bachelors who are isolated from female companionship until the brief July thaw, to pass the long Nordic winters.

Just be happy you weren't the Ingrids, Annas, Astas, and Marits trapped with those guys in some cabin over the long winter! Not be a racist but it is interesting that the "strongest man" type of competitions it did seem to be the Nordic/ Germanic types (Danes, Dutch, German, N.France, Swedes, Norskies, Dutch, etc) but, in modern sports, the more elite athletes (except, again, in 'strongman' roles like linemen) often seem to be African (there are many economic and other issues here, obviously.) But like Jimmy the Greek said. I guess speed and agility was more of an African thing evolution-wise. Where man-handling and throwing stuff or brute, but slower, force was a more northern necessity evolution-thing? There was a German-ancestry gal that worked (years ago) at a dancehall that used to throw kegs around like nobody's business. Replace them like nothing when emptied. I'm guess it is savanna running versus clearing rocks from crappy land and cutting/hauling logs for the long winters.

[Kidnostad3]

Just be happy you weren't the Ingrids, Annas, Astas, and Marits trapped with those guys in some cabin over the long winter! Not be a racist but it is interesting that the "strongest man" type of competitions it did seem to be the Nordic/ Germanic types (Danes, Dutch, German, N.France, Swedes, Norskies, Dutch, etc) but, in modern sports, the more elite athletes (except, again, in 'strongman' roles like linemen) often seem to be African (there are many economic and other issues here, obviously.) But like Jimmy the Greek said. I guess speed and agility was more of an African thing evolution-wise. Where man-handling and throwing stuff or brute, but slower, force was a more northern necessity evolution-thing? There was a German-ancestry gal that worked (years ago) at a dancehall that used to throw kegs around like nobody's business. Replace them like nothing when emptied. I'm guess it is savanna running versus clearing rocks from crappy land and cutting/hauling logs for the long winters.

That Albrecht dude sho do know some shit.  Too bad white men can't jump worth a damn.

[Jackstar]

Statistically the odds of me and you being confronted by gun-wielding maniacs are much lower than either of us killing ourselves with our own gun.

This does not seem like it could possibly be a plausible statement, but then again, I never believed they'd put a nigger woman on the bridge.


Can we get a source for these statistics, or are we still waiting for them to come in over the subspace from Starfleet, Chica?

[albrecht]

That Albrecht dude sho do know some shit.  Too bad white men can't jump worth a damn.

Jumping in Nordic climes (except in dancehalls for certain traditional dances or upon logs in a river when logging) resulted in slipping on ice*! Again, it is all evolution- like "The Greek" said!

* has Obama or BLM or anybody ever complained about the racism inherent in "black ice" warnings in winter?!!!

[Kidnostad3]

This does not seem like it could possibly be a plausible statement, but then again, I never believed they'd put a nigger woman on the bridge.


Can we get a source for these statistics, or are we still waiting for them to come in over the subspace from Starfleet, Chica?

You know Jack, I'm really sorry you used that word.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

You know Jack, I'm really sorry you used that word.

I will second that.

[SciFiAuthor]

This does not seem like it could possibly be a plausible statement, but then again, I never believed they'd put a nigger woman on the bridge.


Can we get a source for these statistics, or are we still waiting for them to come in over the subspace from Starfleet, Chica?

Jesus Jack. You marginally skirt the line between batshit nuts and credible and down to earth, fucking somehow, but then you throw it all away. It makes me sad. There was no point in going there.

[albrecht]

You know Jack, I'm really sorry you used that word.

Same. I put it off to Saturday night and maybe some partying going on. Things happen and things can be said, forget and forgive. In general, I think cursing, epithets, etc are just lame. I'm not "offended" by anything (except actual violence not done with justice and crap or when stuff, even speech etc, is done to kids) but, like Hollywood, trying to be "edgey" or "pushing boundaries" by simply using inflammatory terms or actions is lame and, usually, a way to get around actual argument, art, or substance. The so-called "n-word," and various varieties, are innocuous to me depending on the speaker but when clearly it is not some "old timer" or in the gangsta ghetto culture etc I see it as just a weak attempt at "shock value," which is lame, to me. This comment isn't apply to JS but just a general comment.

[Richard Groyper]

Leslie Jones got her own bridge, huh?

[Kidnostad3]

I've been thinking about what I'd say if I encounter one of the many roaming Hillary gangs out there and they ask me who I voted for. If I tell the truth and say Trump I'm dead but if I go the other way and say Hillary and they turn out to be Trump people just posing as Hillary people as a trap it could be equally problematic. If I say I abstained Trump supporters would probably let you go but Hillary people would shoot you in the head for sure for contributing to her loss. So, I'm thinking the safest answer is to say one of the third parties. It should be off-putting enough that neither side would really know what to think about it and let you pass. What do you think? 

I would say  "No hablo inglés."