President Donald J. Trump

[Camazotz Automat]

It's gonna be huge.
Let me tell you. The greatest website in the history of websites.
And we're gonna make Noory pay for it.

I'm going through boxes of Kleenex left and right here.

It's so damned beautiful, watching MV hand the baton over to MV while he's bathed in the golden rays of the rising sun.

That baton looks like it's made of money.  That's weird.

[ItsOver]

I'm going through boxes of Kleenex left and right here.

It's so damned beautiful, watching MV hand the baton over to MV while he's bathed in the golden rays of the rising sun.

That baton looks like it's made of money.  That's weird.

That's MV, for yeeewww.  So gracious in the transition of power from him to him.

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/796254911914708993

[Juan]

It's gonna be huge.
Let me tell you. The greatest website in the history of websites.
And we're gonna make Noory pay for it.

I wish sNoory still advertised his "TV" show on Bellgab.  I must have clicked that link 100 times.

[Dr. MD MD]

Hillary thanked America for all it has given her in her concession speech. Doesn't she mean all she's taken from it? 

[ItsOver]

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/796254911914708993

Poor babies.  Maybe they can sing themselves to sleep.

[Camazotz Automat]

Somewhere, Sonny Bono is saying, "Well, now you're just being ridiculous, Cher."

[Dr. MD MD]

CBS is reporting on Russia. They started their report by saying that throughout the election Russia has been trying to tip the scales for Trump. Un-fucking-believable! They're still going for it!  :

[ItsOver]

Somewhere, Sonny Bono is saying, "Well, now you're just being ridiculous, Cher."

"Well, Cher, there's always skiing to take your mind off things."

[ItsOver]

CBS is reporting on Russia. They started their report by saying that throughout the election Russia has been trying to tip the scales for Trump. Un-fucking-believable! They're still going for it!  :

The Commies will never stop.  The funny thing is, Russia is now their supposed enemy. 

[ItsOver]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/putin-congratulates-trump-hopes-constructive-dialogue-084817698.html

[Dr. MD MD]

The Commies will never stop.  The funny thing is, Russia is now their supposed enemy. 

By commies I'm assuming you mean the DNC because they're they only real commies I see anymore. 

They even seem to have their own Stazi. 

[Camazotz Automat]

"Well, Cher, there's always skiing to take your mind off things."

Sonny: The last time Cher went skiing was when she was mistaken for a ski pole.

(I am suddenly transported to 1973)

[Dr. MD MD]

Sonny: The last time Cher went skiing was when she mistaken for a ski pole.

(I am suddenly transported to 1973)

She was a V-A-M-P, Vamp! 

[ItsOver]

By commies I'm assuming you mean the DNC because they're they only real commies I see anymore. 

They even seem to have their own Stazi. 

I decided to call the Demoncrats what they've become.

[Up All Night]

[Camazotz Automat]

She was a V-A-M-P, Vamp! 

If I recall correctly, she sang that while on top of a piano, her feather boa appearing for all the world like a manifestation of Quetzalcoatl.

[ItsOver]

I'm just going to go ahead and post this, even though I haven't checked to see if someone has already posted it...

If nothing else,

[ItsOver]

The delicate snowflakes are melting, along with the wicked witch.

http://heatst.com/culture-wars/yale-professor-cancels-exam-for-snowflake-students-distraught-at-election-result/

[bateman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3919142/Shock-despair-silence-Clinton-HQ.html

[21st Century Man]

"Well, Cher, there's always skiing to take your mind off things."

[Richard Groyper]

I feel sad now...

[NXOEED]

https://twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/796359749352701952

perfect. that right there is all i wanted out of this election.

[Richard Groyper]

Somewhere, Sonny Bono is saying, "Well, now you're just being ridiculous, Cher."

I wish the tree had taken her instead.

[136 or 142]

I'm not quite sure how the author went from his premise to his conclusion, but I'd say this is stunningly prescient:

https://twitter.com/coleenlisa/status/796359436000522240

[21st Century Man]

I tried to sleep this morning but I was kind of floating in nirvana and basking in my joy. I never could get to sleep though. Fuck it.  I wanted to hear what Rush said anyway.  Hillary was clearly holding back tears and anger during her speech but it was well delivered.  I had to laugh when she inserted a Bible verse into the speech.  I wonder what Donald Noory thought of that?  Obama gave a terrific speech though.  Have to respect him a bit even if I vehemently disagree with him on policies.  I'm going to miss Joe Biden to be honest.

[Inglorious Bitch]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3919142/Shock-despair-silence-Clinton-HQ.html

Hahaha! It's known as democracy, bitchez! Suck it up. The people have spoken. Watching these dildos fall apart is only icing on the Trump victory cake.

[Up All Night]

Huma, is Donald going to jail us tomorrow?
Yes, Yes, Yes.
Huma, is Donald going to jail us in Guantanamo?
Yes, Yes, Yes.

Actually, I think that Hillary will be back in the WH soon. Donald, knowing that great adage, "Keep your Friends close, and your Enemies closer..." will choose to keep Hillary in jail in a specially made cell in the WH. That way he can keep track of who she speaks to.

[Richard Groyper]

A white man back in the White House? Feels good, man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dr. MD MD]

I'm not quite sure how the author went from his premise to his conclusion, but I'd say this is stunningly prescient:

https://twitter.com/coleenlisa/status/796359436000522240