Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[b_dubb]

Someone stop me before I make a really stupid police joke.

PLEASE GO RIGHT AHEAD.  I come here for 'really stupid'. 

[eyenoeyeno]

I keep smelling toothpaste but can't find any hiding on me.

[eyenoeyeno]

I keep smelling toothpaste but can't find any hiding on me.

these are the type of things I text my friend

[BobGrau]

I keep smelling toothpaste but can't find any hiding on me.

That's Yorkie, he's not long up.

[pate]

I was totally rocking out to a Leprechaun (Willow?) asking about some pot o' gold... but apparently gootube monetized that...

I lieu of my random thought, I give you someone else's random thought:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYXqiMF27HY

That is all...

[Camazotz Automat]

Then the fifth ISP pinged, and I saw a jackstar from heaven which had fallen to the internet; and the key of the bottomless forum was given to him.

He opened the bottomless forum, and smoke went up out of the pit, like the smoke of a great marijuana stick; and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke of the forum.

The Premirror RA - DIO ancient astronauts in their power space suits did weep, for they knew it was an end most dreaded.

For it had been foretold.

It was now upon them,
and neither their money clips
nor their Samsung Galaxy S6 chips
would save them from the jackstar.

[albrecht]

I have never heard of this cult, Orkas, and the interwebs seemed to have very little information on it except this one sensational story.

http://www.newindianexpress.com/nation/Jharkhand-Shocker-Man-Beheaded-for-Better-Rains/2015/06/02/article2845459.ece

I wonder if any have emigrated here, especially under the Obama Doctrine of open-borders, and will attempt to "help" with the California drought?

[pate]

Huh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOmJqNsFr_M

Corners are so...

edidiot..........

[pate]

I wonder why you are not so cool...


Paul?  Paolo?

[analog kid]

This thread gets unusual sometimes.

[albrecht]

With all the societal changes and government orders (Bruce Jenner, redefining marriage, executive orders forcing homosexual and trannies into the military, gender-neutral bathrooms, bans on man-spreading, etc) could marriage be redefined so that Jason The Horse can find happiness and marry and consummate a marriage with another equine? And could it be legally film for the enjoyment of a certain person related to this site?

[onan]

With all the societal changes and government orders (Bruce Jenner, redefining marriage, executive orders forcing homosexual and trannies into the military, gender-neutral bathrooms, bans on man-spreading, etc) could marriage be redefined so that Jason The Horse can find happiness and marry and consummate a marriage with another equine? And could it be legally film for the enjoyment of a certain person related to this site?

I'm for anything that puts provincial twits' panties in a bunch.

[Yorkshire pud]

With all the societal changes and government orders (Bruce Jenner, redefining marriage, executive orders forcing homosexual and trannies into the military, gender-neutral bathrooms, bans on man-spreading, etc) could marriage be redefined so that Jason The Horse can find happiness and marry and consummate a marriage with another equine? And could it be legally film for the enjoyment of a certain person related to this site?

Wasn't Ebola going to destroy the USA as some think it was but probably wasn't: ever? Crazy.

[lonevoice]

Then the fifth ISP pinged, and I saw a jackstar from heaven which had fallen to the internet; and the key of the bottomless forum was given to him....

Good God!  It's post like this that keep me a happy Bellgabber. 

[Eddie Coyle]

   On the "We're happy they're from Boston" scale, I think Denis Leary and Godsmack are currently tied with the Tsarnaev brothers.

[lonevoice]

   On the "We're happy they're from Boston" scale, I think Denis Leary and Godsmack are currently tied with the Tsarnaev brothers.

What?  No love for Usaama Rahim?

[Eddie Coyle]

What?  No love for Usaama Rahim?

    Gotta love a genius who pulls a blade on JTTF agents who only needed two well placed shots to his abdomen to send him to the grave.

     He's tied with Ben Affleck.

[lonevoice]

    Gotta love a genius who pulls a blade on JTTF agents who only needed two well placed shots to his abdomen to send him to the grave.

     He's tied with Ben Affleck.

But...but...but...his brother Ibrahim the imam says he was shot in the back 3 times while talking to his father on a cellphone.  His last words to his dear father were, "I can't breathe."  Surely you don't think an imam would lie, do you?  Boston, you've got your hands full there.  Is CAIR in town yet?

[Camazotz Automat]

Good God!  It's post like this that keep me a happy Bellgabber.

I think you effortlessly understand me, Lonevoice. I really do. hahaha.

Thank you.

[Eddie Coyle]

But...but...but...his brother Ibrahim the imam says he was shot in the back 3 times while talking to his father on a cellphone.  His last words to his dear father were, "I can't breathe."  Surely you don't think an imam would lie, do you?  Boston, you've got your hands full there.  Is CAIR in town yet?

   Hilariously, even the NAACP,Urban League and, to his consternation, the leading Imam in Boston all had to call bullshit on big brotha today. They were shown the video. Shot in the front, no phone, therefore no "I can't breathe". But I don't expect his brother to change his tale. He's an itinerant imam by trade(probably pilfering funds until the jig was up). Wonder what prison he "found Muhammed" in.

    We have CAIR HQ's in Boston and Cambridge. Same old flies from same old shitpile.

[eddie dean]

the number 444 is very important for some reason....
I can't remember why.

Edit: That's it!   It's the lock combination on my luggage .  :

[albrecht]

   Hilariously, even the NAACP,Urban League and, to his consternation, the leading Imam in Boston all had to call bullshit on big brotha today. They were shown the video. Shot in the front, no phone, therefore no "I can't breathe". But I don't expect his brother to change his tale. He's an itinerant imam by trade(probably pilfering funds until the jig was up). Wonder what prison he "found Muhammed" in.

    We have CAIR HQ's in Boston and Cambridge. Same old flies from same old shitpile.

Some CAIR official (a youth outreach guy) was just caught in one of those pedophile rings. I wonder if he can claim religious exemption due to it being in the book and considering the prophet himself was into children apparently.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/03/cair-official-busted-in-child-sex-sting/

[Eddie Coyle]

   I'm thankful that I still have no idea who the fuck the Duggar family are.

[aldousburbank]

   I'm thankful that I still have no idea who the fuck the Duggar family are.

Nor I the cardasheehans.

[Eddie Coyle]

Nor I the cardasheehans.

  Sadly, I know their dead skunk of a shitball fuckface cocksucker goatfucking dweeb of a dicklicker father from the OJ trial.

[nextgen.fm]

how does my hair get so oily?

[Eddie Coyle]

  http://youtu.be/WtVSffGTYl0

[jazmunda]

Nor I the cardasheehans.

For years I thought Keeping Up With The Kardashians was a spin off from Deep Space 9.

[FightTheFuture]

  Sadly, I know their dead skunk of a shitball fuckface cocksucker goatfucking dweeb of a dicklicker father from the OJ trial.

Died of a rather insidious form of cancer 8 years after hiding the murder weapon for OJ.

Some might say that's a fitting end for such an individual.

[FightTheFuture]

    Gotta love a genius who pulls a blade on JTTF agents who only needed two well placed shots to his abdomen to send him to the grave.

     He's tied with Ben Affleck.

Apparently, the madrasa's online curriculum is yet to include that age old axiom: never bring a knife to a gunfight.