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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 06:56:24 PM

ziznak

yeah well watching the "here i go again" vid isnt all that hard... er... maybe it is... the girl that does all the dancing is a hottie although the other chick that sings is kinda scary...

b_dubb

In a previous post I referred to a ridiculously left documentary about environmentalism and how we should all revert to hunter/gatherer s ... well in this doc a lefty thinking "rock star" environmentalist explained how awesome things used to be before civilization because women didn't ovulate regularly. well hippy ... here's a bit of biology that you seemed to have skipped. women don't ovulate when their body fat percentage is less than say ohhhhh 5%. translation: when women are starving they can't pregnant. how does "starvation" become a plus? what a bunch of fucking idiots

I'd post a link to said environmentalism feminist's web site but I don't want to start an Internet war

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: b_dubb on June 11, 2012, 08:50:04 PM
In a previous post I referred to a ridiculously left documentary about environmentalism and how we should all revert to hunter/gatherer s ... well in this doc a lefty thinking "rock star" environmentalist explained how awesome things used to be before civilization because women didn't ovulate regularly. well hippy ... here's a bit of biology that you seemed to have skipped. women don't ovulate when their body fat percentage is less than say ohhhhh 5%. translation: when women are starving they can't pregnant. how does "starvation" become a plus? what a bunch of fucking idiots

I'd post a link to said environmentalism feminist's web site but I don't want to start an Internet war


CHRIST does that sound like a puke fest.

coaster

ovulating hippies..I could go a lifetime without ever picturing that again.

ziznak

Quote from: b_dubb on June 11, 2012, 08:50:04 PM
In a previous post I referred to a ridiculously left documentary about environmentalism and how we should all revert to hunter/gatherer s ... well in this doc a lefty thinking "rock star" environmentalist explained how awesome things used to be before civilization because women didn't ovulate regularly. well hippy ... here's a bit of biology that you seemed to have skipped. women don't ovulate when their body fat percentage is less than say ohhhhh 5%. translation: when women are starving they can't pregnant. how does "starvation" become a plus? what a bunch of fucking idiots

I'd post a link to said environmentalism feminist's web site but I don't want to start an Internet war
cmon man now I really wanna see this crappy doc!! say it!!

b_dubb

Quote from: ziznak on June 12, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
cmon man now I really wanna see this crappy doc!! say it!!
http://www.whatawaytogomovie.com/

keep a bucket handy.  i think a laugh track would make this much more enjoyable


several of the people in this doc are just plain depressed.  i presribe anti depressants and electro convulsive shock treatment

Frys Girl

As I'm walking my dog last night, I find not one, but two baby birds.


I heard "bump bump bump" and two baby birds fell on the ground. One of them was chirping for mom. After ten minutes, momma didn't come. I scooped them up since we have some dastardly outdoor cats here. One of them is OK, and I just put her back outside. The other one has a broken wing. She's the smaller one. I put a makeshift brace and I'm taking her to the wildlife rehab. I hope they both fare well.

BobGrau

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 13, 2012, 04:19:28 AM
As I'm walking my dog last night, I find not one, but two baby birds.


I heard "bump bump bump" and two baby birds fell on the ground. One of them was chirping for mom. After ten minutes, momma didn't come. I scooped them up since we have some dastardly outdoor cats here. One of them is OK, and I just put her back outside. The other one has a broken wing. She's the smaller one. I put a makeshift brace and I'm taking her to the wildlife rehab. I hope they both fare well.

Good work!

Frys Girl

Quote from: BobGrau on June 13, 2012, 09:27:27 AM

Good work!
The strong one has been sitting on a branch for 24 hours now. He can't fly yet, but he has feathers and he's strong. I saw the mother come and feed him. The one with the brace is still with me. I'm feeding it with a syringe until tomorrow when I can take him to the rescue. I just came in from checking on the branch baby bird and I found another bird on the floor, dead with a bloody head. I think the mother picked a bad place to nest. All the babies have fallen out! How awful.

ziznak

that's a shame!!  at least momma bird isn't just giving up on the lil guy that bailed and got touched by a human!! I hate seeing dead baby birds but each spring it's inevitable.  Good luck with the one you took in.  What are you feeding it??? Have you been liquefying insects or are you using good ol' similac?

Frys Girl

Quote from: ziznak on June 14, 2012, 04:31:26 AM
that's a shame!!  at least momma bird isn't just giving up on the lil guy that bailed and got touched by a human!! I hate seeing dead baby birds but each spring it's inevitable.  Good luck with the one you took in.  What are you feeding it??? Have you been liquefying insects or are you using good ol' similac?
I wish I had time to liquify insects! I'm feeding him baby bird formula. I basically make a paste with nutristart and feed with a tube attached to a syringe. I hate to do what I am doing because I am probably not giving him a fair chance to be in the wild. But with a broken wing, I'm too scared to leave him out. I put a brace on him that I am very proud of. The wing is totally immobile. The rescue is about an hour away, and tomorrow, I'm planning on going because I have a huge pocket of time.

ziznak

what kinda bird anyways??  Throw up a pic of the lil guy with the limp wing... Can't remember the last time I took a bird in.  Baby birds in my apt wouldn't fly so to speak.  Never took in babies before maybe teenagers.  I was prolly like 12.  Well hey ya know that bird wouldn't have had a fair chance in the wild with  his wing like that so I commend you for not leaving it out to die.  Cats can be very evil with prey... it's never quick and painless.


Frys Girl

Quote from: ziznak on June 14, 2012, 07:20:34 AM
what kinda bird anyways??  Throw up a pic of the lil guy with the limp wing... Can't remember the last time I took a bird in.  Baby birds in my apt wouldn't fly so to speak.  Never took in babies before maybe teenagers.  I was prolly like 12.  Well hey ya know that bird wouldn't have had a fair chance in the wild with  his wing like that so I commend you for not leaving it out to die.  Cats can be very evil with prey... it's never quick and painless.
I love cats, but I hate outdoor cats. They hunt and kill senselessly. While they get food at home, they still hunt. I can't count how many dead birds I've found: doves, robins, sparrows..... it's one thing to hunt for food, but for fun?! NO good, especially during a time when these babies need their parents.

I'll attach a pic for ya. I  hope the rehab place can get him ready for the wild. He just jumped out of the bowl I have him in. He's got a fiesty spirit already. GOOD!

McPhallus


When I was growing up, I had a couple indoor cats that were "converted" to outdoor cats.  It was funny how, despite being declawed, they always managed to catch stuff and leave it on the doorstep.

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 14, 2012, 09:44:57 AM
I love cats, but I hate outdoor cats. They hunt and kill senselessly. While they get food at home, they still hunt. I can't count how many dead birds I've found: doves, robins, sparrows..... it's one thing to hunt for food, but for fun?! NO good, especially during a time when these babies need their parents.

I'll attach a pic for ya. I  hope the rehab place can get him ready for the wild. He just jumped out of the bowl I have him in. He's got a fiesty spirit already. GOOD!

ziznak

Kitties are lil trophy killers that's where "look what the cat dragged in" came about.  It's just sad for the small animals they catch cause like frys girl said they don't need to hunt.  It's just an instinctual thing... I've often wondered how long I would last if one of my badasses was slightly bigger than me.

Zircon

Quote from: ziznak on June 14, 2012, 05:34:25 PM
Kitties are lil trophy killers that's where "look what the cat dragged in" came about.  It's just sad for the small animals they catch cause like frys girl said they don't need to hunt.  It's just an instinctual thing... I've often wondered how long I would last if one of my badasses was slightly bigger than me.
We have one that either "clicks" or "chatters" when she eyes something be it a fly or a mouse. Then when they bring it back she does it again after dropping it (she'd swallow the bug). A big "Look at Me !!!" moment.

Frys Girl

Here's baby bird! I hope he'll be in the wild soon.

McPhallus

Quote from: ziznak on June 14, 2012, 05:34:25 PM
Kitties are lil trophy killers that's where "look what the cat dragged in" came about.  It's just sad for the small animals they catch cause like frys girl said they don't need to hunt.  It's just an instinctual thing... I've often wondered how long I would last if one of my badasses was slightly bigger than me.


You have 100% activity??? Holy shit!

b_dubb

Quote from: McPhallus on June 14, 2012, 07:01:06 PM

You have 100% activity??? Holy shit!
yeah. how is that even possible?

/envy

ziznak

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 14, 2012, 06:59:10 PM
Here's baby bird! I hope he'll be in the wild soon.
haha... good luck lil guy!
Quote from: McPhallus on June 14, 2012, 07:01:06 PM
You have 100% activity??? Holy shit!
It's been like that for over a week now...

btw dubb I sat through that doc you were talking about... fuckin hippies... I did however find some comic relief in noticing silly crap in the background of many "interviews."  What was with the fact that the lady that produced the thing is in it like a hundred fucking times... yer a producer damnit shut up and just produce... something

b_dubb

Quote from: ziznak on June 14, 2012, 08:19:55 PM
btw dubb I sat through that doc you were talking about... fuckin hippies... I did however find some comic relief in noticing silly crap in the background of many "interviews."  What was with the fact that the lady that produced the thing is in it like a hundred fucking times... yer a producer damnit shut up and just produce... something
it's obvious that the environment isn't what's really being served in that video. running their mouths about how mankind is destroying the environment gives them an opportunity to feel so self important. fuck them. extremists SUCK

McPhallus

I want to talk to you about pork roll.



Random shit people say into their phones while walking around grocery store:





"Ooh... dat nigga on dat baff salt! Dat nigga on dat baff salt!"






I should think about buying groceries somewhere else.


ziznak

Quote from: guildnavigator on June 16, 2012, 04:32:22 PM
Random shit people say into their phones while walking around grocery store:
"Ooh... dat nigga on dat baff salt! Dat nigga on dat baff salt!"
I should think about buying groceries somewhere else.
sounds like my local giant!!! pretty sure "dat nigga" was mee..... love ma baff salt!!!!

Frys Girl

Quote from: guildnavigator on June 16, 2012, 04:32:22 PM
Random shit people say into their phones while walking around grocery store:





"Ooh... dat nigga on dat baff salt! Dat nigga on dat baff salt!"






I should think about buying groceries somewhere else.
I want to go to the grocery store where The Dude shopped.

Quote from: ziznak on June 17, 2012, 05:09:38 AM
sounds like my local giant!!! pretty sure "dat nigga" was mee..... love ma baff salt!!!!


HAHAHAHA

BobGrau

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 14, 2012, 06:59:10 PM
Here's baby bird! I hope he'll be in the wild soon.

I think maybe you should call it 'noory'... might make it easier if, y'know, he doesn't make it...

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