Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[aldousburbank]

I found a folded paper containing these diagrams next to the local middle school's basketball court. It seems very important but I lack the wisdom to understand its meaning.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I've seen #4 in many a school drawing. These and the artist usually get sent to the principal's office so she and their parents can fully admire the artwork. 

[BobGrau]

I found a folded paper containing these diagrams next to the local middle school's basketball court. It seems very important but I lack the wisdom to understand its meaning.

I especially like the 'hm/hum/hmm' triangle. Makes sense to me.

[Lilith]

I notice only ONE triangle is facing UP.  I do like the evolution of the central eyeball.

[albrecht]

I found a folded paper containing these diagrams next to the local middle school's basketball court. It seems very important but I lack the wisdom to understand its meaning.

Interesting. Some decades ago during Mardi Gras I was wandering about in the now-empty streets in the early AM, sobering up/coming-too, and noticed a brown envelope on the monument to the "Battle of Canal Street" (which I think since has be removed for racial reasons.) I crawled up and got the envelope and inside was 5 sheets of paper, all containing the same information, which was photocopies of stuff: id (Lousiana DL I recall,) separate listings of some addresses, and photo of same guy. It was bizarre. Not real id's or photos but Xeroxes of them. I don't recall the guy's name and long lost the papers but it was an Hispanic name. Always wondered "what the heck?" (As Norry might say.)

[pate]

I found a folded paper containing these diagrams next to the local middle school's basketball court. It seems very important but I lack the wisdom to understand its meaning.

http://www.cricket.com.au/players/gabe-bell/ojozGnF_SUiA65jWyv3O1Q

Accordion?

[PB the Deplorable]

I found a folded paper containing these diagrams next to the local middle school's basketball court. It seems very important but I lack the wisdom to understand its meaning.

Both Whitley and Hoagie would know exactly what they are

[popple]

A reminder to not leave your camels out in the heat this season!

Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner’s head

Midnight at the oasis, Send your camel to bed ♪ ♫ ♬
...goodnight sweet prince.

[albrecht]

"Of special note, the only glass trumpet of its kind in North America was unearthed by archaeologists in 1998 at the Cloister. The trumpet, which likely came from Germany, was found in excellent condition which led archaeologists to believe it was intentionally buried. The mouthpiece was the only part missing from the trumpet, so it is unknown if it has ever been played."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephrata_Cloister

[akwilly]

I found a folded paper containing these diagrams next to the local middle school's basketball court. It seems very important but I lack the wisdom to understand its meaning.

Looks like Dez Bryants lost Wonderlick test.

[akwilly]

There was a marathon or some stupid shit on Sunday. I watched as the hot girls ran by. I had stuff to do but dang this was a poo tang gold mine. Once the in shape broads went by and drank water and such the second wave kinda jogged by. The third wave had many large gals wearing spandex and they were pretty much looking for a ride. I offered one of the less fat girls a beer and she said she didn't drink. She fucking eats though. So I chatted up her friend and asked if I could have her pants after she walked to the finish line. She asked if I was serious and I said yes. I met her on Monday to get said pants. I had to take her out for beers and food and when I took possession of her spandex it was obvious they had been washed. She knows I am making them into a pillow type of deal but I thought it was implied that she not wash her drawers. She is a decent somewhat chuuby girl so I don't want to make things awkward

[akwilly]

FYI anyone looking to get laid via a marathon have patience. Let the first wave pass. Fuck them they are selfish. The second wave is usually lesbians because the tend to group up. I like Lesbos but if they use a magic marker or chalk to write their number or cause they are running for, well they will not be doinking a dude, they are committed to a shit life. Wait for the third wave, these are the girls trying to keep up with the hottie's, they can't obviously.

[Hautex]

FYI anyone looking to get laid via a marathon have patience. Let the first wave pass. Fuck them they are selfish. The second wave is usually lesbians because the tend to group up. I like Lesbos but if they use a magic marker or chalk to write their number or cause they are running for, well they will not be doinking a dude, they are committed to a shit life. Wait for the third wave, these are the girls trying to keep up with the hottie's, they can't obviously.

Pure friggin genius here, folks.... but I will pass on the sweaty spandex.....

[popple]

Swarm of bees follow grandmother's car for over 24 hours attempting to rescue their queen

"I have been beekeeping for 30 years and I have never seen a swarm do that. It is natural for them to follow the queen but it is a strange thing to see and quite surprising to have a car followed for two days. It was quite amusing."

PRAISE BEES?

[analog kid]

I found a folded paper containing these diagrams next to the local middle school's basketball court. It seems very important but I lack the wisdom to understand its meaning.

Is this your homework Larry?

[Radio Activity]

[UnscreenedCaller]

I'd be a happy person today if I'd learned at an earlier age that everything inevitably goes to shit. Words of wisdom.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd be a happy person today if I'd learned at an earlier age that everything inevitably goes to shit. Words of wisdom.

What happened? World of education again?

[UnscreenedCaller]

What happened? World of education again?

No, not that, something else. Now that word's out that I'm leaving, I'm being showered with hugs and pleas to reconsider. It's bittersweet. Not bad for a hard ass old witch.

[21st Century Man]

About the only thing a high school diploma is good for.  LOL



http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/25/harrison-strip-club-sign/84909640/

[Gruntled]

The man who invented Yoga Pants should be given the Congressional Medal Of Honor.

[jazmunda]

The man who invented Yoga Pants should be given the Congressional Medal Of Honor.

[bateman]

I've had this stuck in my head for days.

https://youtu.be/47y5bo8wtqM

[aldousburbank]

The man who invented Yoga Pants should be given the Congressional Medal Of Honor.

I saw a pair today that gave me some metal of on her.

[albrecht]

I've had this stuck in my head for days.

https://youtu.be/47y5bo8wtqM

Now only a new 'Dark City' will get that out of ALL our heads!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Well, at least there's no visible panty line, you've got to give her that at least. Also, apparently it IS possible to shove 10 lbs of sausage in a 5 lb casing.

Jaz, I will never forget this photo and I will also never forget who posted it. 

[albrecht]

These kids on the spelling bee will the future of the spelling "correctors" on the internet soon, if not already. But, do they know grammar or just memorizing words and word origins?

[Gruntled]

I saw a pair today that gave me some metal of on her.

Yeah, at Costco it's part of the fringe benefits.
Then there's the eye stabbing "Jaz" version that snaps you back to work.

[Hautex]

Pounds per square inch rating is terminal here....

[PB the Deplorable]

Dammit Jaz, how about a Spandex Offender alert next time?