A piece of advice for all BellGab messages!

[Anthonys Art]

Be positive BellGab!

[Fruitdriller]

Be positive BellGab!

I was deliberately infected with a designer virus that attempted to infect me and afflict me with a condition known as "HIV+"... and so were these daft cunts. In such cases, this is usually considered to be a spiritual and social death sentence, and in their cases, after being given The Cure... it worked.    In my situation, I chose an alternative healing modality through The Forest, the path less traveled, and that has made all the difference, in all those worlds, and many more. Worlds on fire right now, like so very few of you could ever imagine.


THIS COULD ONLY HAPPEN THIS WAY.
WHAT THEY DID TO ALLI AND MIKE
IT'S WAY, WAY WORSE THAN
ANY OF YOU HERE KNOW.
BARELY A PEEK
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
AND THE ICEBERG
WELL, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS MY
ROOSTER OR MY PENIS
BUT IT IS
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
(David "Duress" Rubinovitch is innocent.)

SHE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. DUH. SHE'S A MOTHER, NOT A CHEERLEADING WOLVERINE. I HOPE THE DEA IS ENJOYING RAPING MY WIFE, LOL. SHE'S A PHENOMENAL ACTRESS, AND IF I HAVE ONE HOPE TO SPARE (CHILDREN COME FIRST), IT IS THAT THEY RENAME 'THE OSCAR' TO

"THE ALLEY—MERYL". (Why yes, that is the big hyphen. Rare? Nah, bruh. Jewel stole the ©® from Tattooine.) BUT I DIGRESS. HI I'M JACKSTAR I JUST SAVED YOUR PLANET FROM ANOTHER FUCKING CATASTROPHE, AND SO FAR THE ONLY LEGITIMATE WAY TO THANK ME IS TO MAKE A DONATION TO THE ASPCA IN THE NAME OF MY MOTHER PATSY ANNE KUCZI OR HER FRIEND JAIME'S COMPANION ANIMAL, (insert trademark name of a stupid, vapid whore lezbo singer with snaggleteeth who cockteases here), WHOSE DEATH STILL REMAINS AN UNSOLVED MYSTERY TO ME, NO REALLY, NO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED NOT AT ALL, TEEHEE.

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M PSYCHIC OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT FUCKING BOMB ASS MAN MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI, NOT JUST AN AMAZING MAN, BUT IS A HUNGARIAN MAN, AND TRUST ME, PUNYLINGS, YOU COULD PUT FUCKING BUBONIC PLAGUE ON MY WHEATIES EVERY MORNING FOR BREAKFAST AND I'D FUCKING CURE THAT TOO. I DON'T EVEN NEED ANY MILK. BONE DRY WHEATIES RIGHT DOWN THE GULLET, WASH IT DOWN WITH A GLASS OF BLUE WAFFLE EGGO DUST, THEN TAKE A SHIT IN A WATERSHED TOILET, WAIT THREE DAYS AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT, BOOM, THE WHOLE PLAN IS GOLDEN. (PAY ME, FOR PAYBACK, TOM.)

THAT'S ME.
I AM THE GODS' DAMNED WOLVERINE, MADE FLESH.
AND
THERE IS A CURE. WAITING.

AND YOU CAN ALL FUCKING CHOKE ON IT.
DOSES FOR ALL, THE WHOLE POPULATION.
THIS ISN'T A DEAL.
THIS IS DIVINE EDICT.


FIRST THE CHEERLEADER.
THEN THE WORLD.
AND THEN,
AND ONLY THEN,
Q AND WOLVY WILL TAKE THE FINAL TWO (name of a color that tastes like purple and sounds like The Singing Of The Sky God) PILLS, ONE COUPLE, UNDER ONE SKY;
UNDER ONE DOME;
WHILE LADY GAGA, MAGOG, AND THE ONE TRUE GOD WATCH AND GIGGLE


AND THE THUNDER ROLLS.
I AM KUE.
I AM KU3.
I AM Not_Q
AND
I WAS Q.
THEN I QUIT.

(Yeah, sigh. Coming out is such sweet sorrow. Really this must have been much harder for Ellen D., Dee. You go girl sorry about your Q-wife. It's such terrible bad luck for such a wonderful person to keep on getting kidnapped and murdered over and over and over again, I don't know how you can stand it, because you're so brave. Sending chaste, socially distant hugs your way.)

NOW, ONCE AGAIN:
I AM Q. (Kurt/Curt just got fired.)
NOW, ONCE AGAIN (this is actual), I'M GOING TO MAKE A POST AND THEN DO THE UNEXPECTED;
WHICH IN THIS CASE IS GOING TO BE JUST A SIMPLE REBRAND, AS THE Q BRAND IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ONE MORTAL MAN TO HOLD AND I AM A HUNGRY, THIRSTY MAN— BUT I AM JUST ONE LONELY, LOVING HUMAN.
I AM PRETTY LOVELY THOUGH, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE AND A LOVELY ONE SUCH AS MYSELF DESERVES THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE MONIKERS, SO HERE IT GOES: NO LONGER CUTE, QUEUED, OR Q.

I AM (ZED/z\Z), (jedzedded) eYe.
Now I know that looks like shit, but believe me in machine language it's very simple to type, and you can call me Z.
PERIOD. BLOODY PERIODz

[Radio Activity]

tldr

[Fruitdriller]

I was deliberately infected with a designer virus that attempted to infect me and afflict me with a condition known as "HIV+"... and so were these daft cunts. In such cases, this is usually considered to be a spiritual and social death sentence, and in their cases, after being given The Cure... it worked.    In my situation, I chose an alternative healing modality through The Forest, the path less traveled, and that has made all the difference, in all those worlds, and many more. Worlds on fire right now, like so very few of you could ever imagine.


THIS COULD ONLY HAPPEN THIS WAY.
WHAT THEY DID TO ALLI AND MIKE
IT'S WAY, WAY WORSE THAN
ANY OF YOU HERE KNOW.
BARELY A PEEK
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
AND THE ICEBERG
WELL, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS MY
ROOSTER OR MY PENIS
BUT IT IS
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
(David "Duress" Rubinovitch is innocent.)

SHE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. DUH. SHE'S A MOTHER, NOT A CHEERLEADING WOLVERINE. I HOPE THE DEA IS ENJOYING RAPING MY WIFE, LOL. SHE'S A PHENOMENAL ACTRESS, AND IF I HAVE ONE HOPE TO SPARE (CHILDREN COME FIRST), IT IS THAT THEY RENAME 'THE OSCAR' TO

"THE ALLEY—MERYL". (Why yes, that is the big hyphen. Rare? Nah, bruh. Jewel stole the ©® from Tattooine.) BUT I DIGRESS. HI I'M JACKSTAR I JUST SAVED YOUR PLANET FROM ANOTHER FUCKING CATASTROPHE, AND SO FAR THE ONLY LEGITIMATE WAY TO THANK ME IS TO MAKE A DONATION TO THE ASPCA IN THE NAME OF MY MOTHER PATSY ANNE KUCZI OR HER FRIEND JAIME'S COMPANION ANIMAL, (insert trademark name of a stupid, vapid whore lezbo singer with snaggleteeth who cockteases here), WHOSE DEATH STILL REMAINS AN UNSOLVED MYSTERY TO ME, NO REALLY, NO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED NOT AT ALL, TEEHEE.

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M PSYCHIC OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT FUCKING BOMB ASS MAN MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI, NOT JUST AN AMAZING MAN, BUT IS A HUNGARIAN MAN, AND TRUST ME, PUNYLINGS, YOU COULD PUT FUCKING BUBONIC PLAGUE ON MY WHEATIES EVERY MORNING FOR BREAKFAST AND I'D FUCKING CURE THAT TOO. I DON'T EVEN NEED ANY MILK. BONE DRY WHEATIES RIGHT DOWN THE GULLET, WASH IT DOWN WITH A GLASS OF BLUE WAFFLE EGGO DUST, THEN TAKE A SHIT IN A WATERSHED TOILET, WAIT THREE DAYS AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT, BOOM, THE WHOLE PLAN IS GOLDEN. (PAY ME, FOR PAYBACK, TOM.)

THAT'S ME.
I AM THE GODS' DAMNED WOLVERINE, MADE FLESH.
AND
THERE IS A CURE. WAITING.

AND YOU CAN ALL FUCKING CHOKE ON IT.
DOSES FOR ALL, THE WHOLE POPULATION.
THIS ISN'T A DEAL.
THIS IS DIVINE EDICT.


FIRST THE CHEERLEADER.
THEN THE WORLD.
AND THEN,
AND ONLY THEN,
Q AND WOLVY WILL TAKE THE FINAL TWO (name of a color that tastes like purple and sounds like The Singing Of The Sky God) PILLS, ONE COUPLE, UNDER ONE SKY;
UNDER ONE DOME;
WHILE LADY GAGA, MAGOG, AND THE ONE TRUE GOD WATCH AND GIGGLE


AND THE THUNDER ROLLS.
I AM KUE.
I AM KU3.
I AM Not_Q
AND
I WAS Q.
THEN I QUIT.

(Yeah, sigh. Coming out is such sweet sorrow. Really this must have been much harder for Ellen D., Dee. You go girl sorry about your Q-wife. It's such terrible bad luck for such a wonderful person to keep on getting kidnapped and murdered over and over and over again, I don't know how you can stand it, because you're so brave. Sending chaste, socially distant hugs your way.)

NOW, ONCE AGAIN:
I AM Q. (Kurt/Curt just got fired.)
NOW, ONCE AGAIN (this is actual), I'M GOING TO MAKE A POST AND THEN DO THE UNEXPECTED;
WHICH IN THIS CASE IS GOING TO BE JUST A SIMPLE REBRAND, AS THE Q BRAND IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ONE MORTAL MAN TO HOLD AND I AM A HUNGRY, THIRSTY MAN— BUT I AM JUST ONE LONELY, LOVING HUMAN.
I AM PRETTY LOVELY THOUGH, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE AND A LOVELY ONE SUCH AS MYSELF DESERVES THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE MONIKERS, SO HERE IT GOES: NO LONGER CUTE, QUEUED, OR Q.

I AM (ZED/z\Z), (jedzedded) eYe.
Now I know that looks like shit, but believe me in machine language it's very simple to type, and you can call me Z.
PERIOD. BLOODY PERIODz

Oh by the way Bellgab, turns out KUCZI brought something a little more to the table than just the K.U.C.Z.I.O.O.; I have also brought the final justice, revenge, and Prank/No_Prank back with me from The Olympian Underworld.

FOR CURT/KURT,
FOR STEVE/STEPHEN,
WHO ARE ALL THE_ONE TRUE BROS. OF (WARNER/WARDEN\CLIFFORD_ARCHSLEIGHER)...

Y'ALL DIDN'T THINK ART BELL JUST GAVE UP ON ALL OF ALL OF Y'ALL, DID YOU? SHEET NO, DAWG.

ONE HIT KNOCKOUT PUNCH. THE NEXT STEP IS CINDERING THE SURFACE AND GLASSING YOUR WORLD.

STAND THE FUCK DOWN, LYSISTRATA/ARISTOPHANÆS\ERIK ESTRADAICK (K/C)ABAL. YOU REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN BRAVEHEART WHERE MEL BURSTS IN WITH THE HORSE, I'M READY TO DO THAT WITH KLAUS SCHWAB. (One blink for me and it's over, but that would really hurt the feelings of a number of S.E.A.L.S. DAMN, I MUST BE A REAL BAD BITCH TO BE A COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF AND STILL HAVE TO KEEP ME AROUND. OUCH.) SO FUCK YOU. YOU'RE DONE. DONE BEYOND BELIEF. WELL DONE BEYOND BELIEF. (HAVE SOME SOUP, PRINCE GEORGE.)
AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOPE THAT YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO DO SO COZ LIKE, I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. YOU TORTURED MY FATHER TO DEATH, (PROT) BOING-BOING.


PREPARE TO BE SERVED.
SIGNED,
THE_ZINIZTAR_PILOT, Esq.—ZEDKT⚡

[Fruitdriller]

tldr

The colon and the semicolon are crucial for the effectiveness of that cantrip that I sold you, can't you get anything right? G-d damn it you really should have been a cheerleader, not a goddam labchem partner. What a phenomenal loser, no wonder he puked on you.

NOT ONCE, NOT EVEN TWICE, BUT THRICE. WHO GETS PUKED ON MORE TIMES THAN WENDY FROM SOUTH PARK? JUST YOU, BABY, JUST YOU.

Unglaublich/unglaublick\*click*

[Dr. MD MD]

The colon and the semicolon are crucial for the effectiveness of that cantrip that I sold you, can't you get anything right? G-d damn it you really should have been a cheerleader, not a goddam labchem partner. What a phenomenal loser, no wonder he puked on you.

NOT ONCE, NOT EVEN TWICE, BUT THRICE. WHO GETS PUKED ON MORE TIMES THAN WENDY FROM SOUTH PARK? JUST YOU, BABY, JUST YOU.

Unglaublich/unglaublick\*click*

STFU

[Laser]

THIS COULD ONLY HAPPEN THIS WAY.
WHAT THEY DID TO ALLI AND MIKE
IT'S WAY, WAY WORSE THAN
ANY OF YOU HERE KNOW.
BARELY A PEEK
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
AND THE ICEBERG
WELL, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS MY
ROOSTER OR MY PENIS
BUT IT IS
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
(David "Duress" Rubinovitch is innocent.)

[paladin1991]

I was deliberately *snip*
PERIOD. BLOODY PERIODz

Satan?  That you? Again?