RUBNI'S CONSPIRACY RADIO NETWOK - David Rubini

[Silphion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR5Jp_ag2M8

[Jackstar]

Jackstar is on pills.

Dude, I'm on Calypso. You wouldn't believe the rush. Have you ever seen how a man loves a woman when that woman can travel to her local hair salon in the blink of an eye--AND, doesn't have to wait for service when she gets there or back?

It is breathtaking, I assure you. Meanwhile, although there has been a fair amount of pill use, that is scheduled to have its box closed down shortly, as Viagra is really not going to be very useful for very much longer.

I would like to thank from the bottom of my heart--Grapefruit. When she decided to post on BellGab that I had taken Viagra, I couldn't figure it out. While BellGab is the universe's number one source for the distribution of unauthorized private personal health care information, in this case I really could not understand what she was thinking. What could the reason behind boasting such a factoid like that possibly be? She was like Johnny-on-the-spot with that shit. She was posting that I was on the cockpill, before I could even finish peeing it out! This seemed in sharp contrast to the length of time it took her to post even one of her book reports. After the first one took 13 months, I gave up on the book report idea, and after she spent all of four and a half minutes coming up with both of her hapless tripartite nicknames, I figured... well, she's just not into crafting -or- projects.

Anyway, just suddenly had a flash of insight and I figured it out: she sought to enhance her perceived amount of street cred as a sexual tyrannosaurus that required any man to need chemical amplification in order to satisfy her needs for pleasure. (Pro boss tip: rub her feet.)

So that makes sense, and precious little else did, enough so that I'm going to put this conclusion on lockdown. It was also confusing that as soon as I got an Rx, it wasn't fun for her anymore. I think that's because the ready supply and constant availability of the matter was a sharp contrast from the idea of limited availability. Also after a while I kind of figured out that even though she really enjoys my massive cock--no, she ain't lying--and as a result of proper hygiene and lubrication of anatomy, she can actually take an adult size mass... but she ends up paying a price later, one that I was never able to discern until very recently because I didn't put two and two together and figure out that she didn't like to admit out loud that she has pain from hip dysplasia, because it's not actually the hit displays at all, it's that she's embarrassed that there's a struggle within her between enjoying the experience and really hating the aftermath.

this is honestly the kind of information that I did appreciate having had been sheltered from me, because now I got this weird dynamic in my head where I am struggling to admit that I like to engage in activities that make women walk funny, which isn't really all that funny when you think about it.

On the other hand, at least I don't go to public forums and dox my lover, thinking I'm doing something clever, thinking I'm doing something naughty, and thinking I'm getting away with it--yeah, not this time either, Short Round--so I'm having no troubles getting my beauty rest these days.


Anyway long story short: it is not I, but all of you, who are the rube. I know, I know: each of you usually feels like you're the one who has one pulled over on everybody.

#Checkmate.

p.s. if you people had any idea how hard it has been to save all of BellGab from eternal damnation, very few of you would be very surprised at all. This place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and that's why it was the simple work of a mere mortal man with a kind and generous heart and a tender soul who never meant any harm to anyone, about three and a half days after discovering the site had existed for a long time unbeknownst to him, to come up with a brilliant plan that was unbreakable and undefeatable and exultant in its ultimate victory... it would just take a while to finish execution.

I will admit that I didn't think it would take seven years, but it did certainly work gangbusters. Those of you attending the Master Class next week will know exactly what I mean, because each and every one of you just felt a chill race up and down your spine like you've never felt in the entire world ever since you pissed your pants without permission and you were scared to tell your mama.

Remember: adult-sized mass, and, walking funny. Believe me if there had been another way to save you all from your own idiocy, I would have gladly have done it that way instead, do they do very much love you all You're all very kind hearted people in your own vaguely zombified heart kind of way... But doing this shit again, after the first time worked so well, honestly I don't know what the hell those suits in Valhalla are thinking, but somebody's not doing all right. Nope, not at all.

and apparently I added somebody as a bodywalker earlier today while using voice recognition on Google through China so if somebody could get what's her nuts to call me tomorrow that'd be great. I really don't want to keep her waiting, and there really isn't all that long of a line formed. It's like a baby's arm, I'm telling you. A lot of real women can't handle the thought, and when they discover the truth, they never look at one the same way again.

I'm sorry for any typos here, and I further apologize for continuing the stream of conscience style that really feels at the page too quickly, and then it was with great heartfelt sorrow that I really also super duper apologize for putting all this stuff into one post instead of spurning it out over eight or nine or 22 pages like I usually do--dazzle camouflage--but the trouble is I left my fancy microphone back at the place plugged into my invisible computer to record Grapefruit's unauthorized cybersex sessions with the dick bag she's been cheating on me with for months, and so I'm unable to do my usual magicks in its usual way with its usual effect.

Also I'm trying really hard to figure out how I'm going to get this new broad into a three way. Greatfruit basically gave me a list of people that she considers worthy, and I knew it was legit cuz I started to get hot as soon as she mentioned the names, so look it's like this I just don't have time to post lately. I also have literally not heard or listened or watched even one f****** minute of election night coverage, I dropped off the internet for a day and then came back and avoided conversations and didn't look at news reports and haven't checked my email and don't know a single f****** thing and didn't find out that they're talking about recounts and it's a dead heat until earlier this evening. You Punylings can f****** just about anything, can't you? I bet Melania wishes she could have me on the side.

Sorry dollface, I won't betray our President like that. Check back next year.

[Jackstar]

Admit it you f****** c****. You f****** missed me.

Stay tuned.

[Corona Kitty]

Dude, I'm on Calypso. You wouldn't believe the rush. Have you ever seen how a man loves a woman when that woman can travel to her local hair salon in the blink of an eye--AND, doesn't have to wait for service when she gets there or back?

It is breathtaking, I assure you. Meanwhile, although there has been a fair amount of pill use, that is scheduled to have its box closed down shortly, as Viagra is really not going to be very useful for very much longer.

I would like to thank from the bottom of my heart--Grapefruit. When she decided to post on BellGab that I had taken Viagra, I couldn't figure it out. While BellGab is the universe's number one source for the distribution of unauthorized private personal health care information, in this case I really could not understand what she was thinking. What could the reason behind boasting such a factoid like that possibly be? She was like Johnny-on-the-spot with that shit. She was posting that I was on the cockpill, before I could even finish peeing it out! This seemed in sharp contrast to the length of time it took her to post even one of her book reports. After the first one took 13 months, I gave up on the book report idea, and after she spent all of four and a half minutes coming up with both of her hapless tripartite nicknames, I figured... well, she's just not into crafting -or- projects.

Anyway, just suddenly had a flash of insight and I figured it out: she sought to enhance her perceived amount of street cred as a sexual tyrannosaurus that required any man to need chemical amplification in order to satisfy her needs for pleasure. (Pro boss tip: rub her feet.)

So that makes sense, and precious little else did, enough so that I'm going to put this conclusion on lockdown. It was also confusing that as soon as I got an Rx, it wasn't fun for her anymore. I think that's because the ready supply and constant availability of the matter was a sharp contrast from the idea of limited availability. Also after a while I kind of figured out that even though she really enjoys my massive cock--no, she ain't lying--and as a result of proper hygiene and lubrication of anatomy, she can actually take an adult size mass... but she ends up paying a price later, one that I was never able to discern until very recently because I didn't put two and two together and figure out that she didn't like to admit out loud that she has pain from hip dysplasia, because it's not actually the hit displays at all, it's that she's embarrassed that there's a struggle within her between enjoying the experience and really hating the aftermath.

this is honestly the kind of information that I did appreciate having had been sheltered from me, because now I got this weird dynamic in my head where I am struggling to admit that I like to engage in activities that make women walk funny, which isn't really all that funny when you think about it.

On the other hand, at least I don't go to public forums and dox my lover, thinking I'm doing something clever, thinking I'm doing something naughty, and thinking I'm getting away with it--yeah, not this time either, Short Round--so I'm having no troubles getting my beauty rest these days.


Anyway long story short: it is not I, but all of you, who are the rube. I know, I know: each of you usually feels like you're the one who has one pulled over on everybody.

#Checkmate.

p.s. if you people had any idea how hard it has been to save all of BellGab from eternal damnation, very few of you would be very surprised at all. This place is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and that's why it was the simple work of a mere mortal man with a kind and generous heart and a tender soul who never meant any harm to anyone, about three and a half days after discovering the site had existed for a long time unbeknownst to him, to come up with a brilliant plan that was unbreakable and undefeatable and exultant in its ultimate victory... it would just take a while to finish execution.

I will admit that I didn't think it would take seven years, but it did certainly work gangbusters. Those of you attending the Master Class next week will know exactly what I mean, because each and every one of you just felt a chill race up and down your spine like you've never felt in the entire world ever since you pissed your pants without permission and you were scared to tell your mama.

Remember: adult-sized mass, and, walking funny. Believe me if there had been another way to save you all from your own idiocy, I would have gladly have done it that way instead, do they do very much love you all You're all very kind hearted people in your own vaguely zombified heart kind of way... But doing this shit again, after the first time worked so well, honestly I don't know what the hell those suits in Valhalla are thinking, but somebody's not doing all right. Nope, not at all.

and apparently I added somebody as a bodywalker earlier today while using voice recognition on Google through China so if somebody could get what's her nuts to call me tomorrow that'd be great. I really don't want to keep her waiting, and there really isn't all that long of a line formed. It's like a baby's arm, I'm telling you. A lot of real women can't handle the thought, and when they discover the truth, they never look at one the same way again.

I'm sorry for any typos here, and I further apologize for continuing the stream of conscience style that really feels at the page too quickly, and then it was with great heartfelt sorrow that I really also super duper apologize for putting all this stuff into one post instead of spurning it out over eight or nine or 22 pages like I usually do--dazzle camouflage--but the trouble is I left my fancy microphone back at the place plugged into my invisible computer to record Grapefruit's unauthorized cybersex sessions with the dick bag she's been cheating on me with for months, and so I'm unable to do my usual magicks in its usual way with its usual effect.

Also I'm trying really hard to figure out how I'm going to get this new broad into a three way. Greatfruit basically gave me a list of people that she considers worthy, and I knew it was legit cuz I started to get hot as soon as she mentioned the names, so look it's like this I just don't have time to post lately. I also have literally not heard or listened or watched even one f****** minute of election night coverage, I dropped off the internet for a day and then came back and avoided conversations and didn't look at news reports and haven't checked my email and don't know a single f****** thing and didn't find out that they're talking about recounts and it's a dead heat until earlier this evening. You Punylings can f****** just about anything, can't you? I bet Melania wishes she could have me on the side.

Sorry dollface, I won't betray our President like that. Check back next year.

A lot of nothing as usual.

[Tootsie]

BREAKING NEWS !!!

JACKSTAR is a village idiot of The BellGab Village.

You are, you demon, Zaza.. Your Russian hacking skill keep getting you back in here? so obvious, can't speak English, only Demonic .

[Tootsie]

I DIDN'T READ IT, WALL OF FUCKING TEXT - BUT SERIOUSLY, CONSIDER OFFING YOURSELF.
You are obviously are useless and unwanted and super fucking boring.... stop wasting oxygen. PLEASE !!!

you are.. Zaza Demonic.. nobody wants you, you creepy demon from hell.

[Tootsie]

TOOTSE, SMELLY CUNT, --I WILL GIVE YOU MY FRESH WARM TURD TO EAT.
FOR FREE. MY CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU.

lol-anything you say is a sick joke just like you.

[Tootsie]

TOOTSIE,...IF YOU LIKE I CAN SHIT STRAIGHT INTO YOUR OPEN FAT MOUTH

nothing you say could bother me.. you are at bottom of the demonic hemisphere..

[Tootsie]

https://youtu.be/DI2WE47z9HU

[Corona Kitty]

nothing you say could bother me.. you are at bottom of the demonic hemisphere..

I wish you did get cancer.

[Tootsie]

I wish you did get cancer.

I don't care what you wish, satanist.

[Tootsie]

too many demons and satanists here. have fun together...

[Corona Kitty]

I don't care what you wish, satanist.

You deserve it since you lied about it.

[Tootsie]

You deserve it since you lied about it.

yeah, like you know me.. get out of here, creepy

[Corona Kitty]

yeah, like you know me.. get out of here, creepy

Go back to the fridge bitch

[Corona Kitty]

AZZERAE knows you very well, you fat pig...he posted that you are a whore who fucks for money.

She sounded like a diabolical dehydrated diabetic!!!!

[Tootsie]

She sounded like a diabolical dehydrated diabetic!!!!

You need to find a new boyfriend.

[Corona Kitty]

You need to find a new boyfriend.

You need a treadmill.

[Corona Kitty]

YES, her voice was so shitty, I think she is mentally ill or just plain retarded.
Her voice was a voice of a very fat -obese- rape victim.
But nobody would rape obese whale, I think that she was raped when she was slim.

Maybe she'll let Azzerae fuck her nasty stinky diabetic twat.

[Corona Kitty]

LMAO

let's hope with covid it further delays any sort of health check she has so they would be forced to amputate her feet.

[K_Dubb]

FUCK !!! WE HAVE A GENIUS HERE. ENERGIZING BUNNY.
Tell us more about it, village idiot.

Bless you.

[Ciardelo]

Admit it you f****** c****. You f****** missed me.

Stay tuned.

Aw...Jack...how can we miss you if you never leave?

[Jackstar]

YOU BOTH HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
I HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THIS CLOWNY ASS SHITSHOW
I STILL CAN"T EVEN READ OR SEE TO THREAD MY NEEDLE

GET ON IT! NOW! OR I WILL BLAST THE INTERNET WITH NUDES OF EVERYONE ON BELLGAB!!!


Have a nice night.

I'm going to point out that this person ran away pretending to be afraid claiming on a scary person when I was prepared to explain quite a few things and then got into a cab ordered by David Rubini supposedly and then drove off and that's the last time I ever heard her, I wish you'd be apparently lying to me for three and a half years.


Am I actually supposed to miss this person? I guess do but I don't see how that's supposed to be very impressive.

I can only imagine that if she had told the truth in the first place, I world have told you about The Quincunx much sooner. It's hard to imagine that anyone is interested in a fuller explanation now.

So, you want to get me another one or what? I don't see why you didn't just let this one tell the truth. Seems like it would have been a lot less trouble for everyone.

/flex

[K_Dubb]

I'm going to point out that this person ran away pretending to be afraid claiming on a scary person when I was prepared to explain quite a few things and then got into a cab ordered by David Rubini supposedly and then drove off and that's the last time I ever heard her, I wish you'd be apparently lying to me for three and a half years.


Am I actually supposed to miss this person? I guess do but I don't see how that's supposed to be very impressive.

I can only imagine that if she had told the truth in the first place, I world have told you about The Quincunx much sooner. It's hard to imagine that anyone is interested in a fuller explanation now.

So, you want to get me another one or what? I don't see why you didn't just let this one tell the truth. Seems like it would have been a lot less trouble for everyone.

/flex

I know about the Quincunx, honey.  There was one on top of my pan de muerto but you did not attend.

[Jackstar]

I know about the Quincunx, honey. 

Are you referring to November 14th 1997?


There are a few things that I'm prepared to believe that you know a lot about, however if there were full knowledge already, the use of the last few years doesn't even make any sense.

[Jackstar]

Aw...Jack...how can we miss you if you never leave?

Well I could stop being entirely willing to tell everybody everything, or I could do it somewhere else, or... there actually are a few options.

[K_Dubb]

Are you referring to November 14th 1997?


There are a few things that I'm prepared to believe that you know a lot about, however if there were full knowledge already, the use of the last few years doesn't even make any sense.

I ate the quincunx.

[Jackstar]

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/11/06/nolte-of-vote-fraud-hard-evidence-and-swing-state-margins/

It's good that you found something useful to do with your time. You busy then? It's hard for me to feel any responsibility here when I warned you the whole time.

Also this seems like a dumb place to do this but if you like to, that's fine with me.

[Jackstar]

I ate the quincunx.

Do you not know what you're talking about here with me then? Look, there's no skin off my nose. I don't particularly have an agenda. I don't understand what you people have to hide, and I don't care! I never came here to penetrate your secrets, I came here to wait for it to be time to tell you shit.

Is the time yet? I want to go eat a steak while you wait to find out whether you should answer me or not. By the way in case you didn't notice this is all completely retarded, and if I knew why this shit was being done this way, I'm sure I would be grotesquely disgusted with human behavior.

[K_Dubb]

Do you not know what you're talking about here with me then? Look, there's no skin off my nose. I don't particularly have an agenda. I don't understand what you people have to hide, and I don't care! I never came here to penetrate your secrets, I came here to wait for it to be time to tell you shit.

Is the time yet? I want to go eat a steak while you wait to find out whether you should answer me or not. By the way in case you didn't notice this is all completely retarded, and if I knew why this shit was being done this way, I'm sure I would be grotesquely disgusted with human behavior.

It tasted faintly of anise and orange-blossom water, if that helps.