RUBNI'S CONSPIRACY RADIO NETWOK - David Rubini

[AZZERAE]

I thought you were Azzerae's friend.

I wish I could sleep but I can't lay on my back, because there's a knife for every day that I've known her.

[Ciardelo]

https://youtu.be/1wYNFfgrXTI

Hey Azz, since yer posting a white boy rapper does that mean yer gonna RAP BATTLE TONITE?!??!!

[AZZERAE]

[Are you] gonna RAP BATTLE TONITE?!??!!

I already laid out my conditions, but in short, I doubt there are any real emcees on BellGab, let alone rappers that specialise in battling. So no, I'm not gonna battle people who aren't actual emcees. That just wouldn't work. Think of it this way: you have a burst water pipe or a leaking toilet, and there's this guy that you know who thinks he knows his way around a leak. But he's not a plumber, he's never fixed a leak and he doesn't have any technical know how whatsoever. Your options are many, call up a qualified plumber who has been active for years and knows how to get the job done, or call this other dingus up. I don't need to ask you which guy would be a waste of your time. I hope you can grasp the notion I'm trying to convery with my maverick parable style illustration of 2 possible scenarios.

[Ciardelo]

I already laid out my conditions, but in short, I doubt there are any real emcees on BellGab, let alone rappers that specialise in battling. So no, I'm not gonna battle people who aren't actual emcees. That just wouldn't work. Think of it this way: you have a burst water pipe or a leaking toilet, and there's this guy that you know who thinks he knows his way around a leak. But he's not a plumber, he's never fixed a leak and he doesn't have any technical know how whatsoever. Your options are many, call up a qualified plumber who has been active for years and knows how to get the job done, or call this other dingus up. I don't need to ask you which guy would be a waste of your time. I hope you can grasp the notion I'm trying to convery with my maverick parable style illustration of 2 possible scenarios.

Soldiers deserve soldiers sir.

Are you a real emcee?

[SpaceMeowMaid]

No, I’ve said too much already. RUBINI’s probably pissed with me now. I’ll just say that it’s a love story between a mermaid and crazy (genius?) dessert dweller. Oops! Now I’m really in trouble.

Dr MdMd,
Commander Rubini is more than pissed. He is in war mode. He will never be defeated . He never gives up. He never quits. He cares alot too. He is safe from the hate and confusion.
Liberace should free my sexy Commander if he could get off jelly and on to #RubiniMagic and #MeowMagic

Also, Rubini told me to tell you he LOVES your ideas.

NOW GO F YOURSELVES AND....

PREPARE FOR BATTLE

[Dr. MD MD]

Dr MdMd,
Commander Rubini is more than pissed. He is in war mode. He will never be defeated . He never gives up. He never quits. He cares alot too. He is safe from the hate and confusion.
Liberace should free my sexy Commander if he could get off jelly and on to #RubiniMagic and #MeowMagic

Also, Rubini told me to tell you he LOVES your ideas.

NOW GO F YOURSELVES AND....

PREPARE FOR BATTLE

Battle?! We’re producing a Broadway musical together, you silly twit. :

[Asuka Langley]

https://youtu.be/1wYNFfgrXTI

feminem is grandma rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpfTeXAvM-8

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Battle?! We’re producing a Broadway musical together, you silly twit. :

MY LOVE, MY COMMANDER AND YOURS, CMDR RUBINI TOLD ME TO TELL YOU AND THAT ALSO GOES FOR ANYONE - I MUST BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AT ALL TIMES DOUCHEBAG MD.

I am Rubini's Officer in his Army Of Love.

We would appreciate participation with you in the making of our Lives together and BOTH our LOVE STORY and WAR STORY being adapted into a Broadway musical.

Our Entertainment Attorney however thinks you should be extremely cautious. My love and I agree.

Take the hint bozo.

#RubiniMagic #WAR #LEGACY
#MEOWRUBINISEX

[Dr. MD MD]

MY LOVE, MY COMMANDER AND YOURS, CMDR RUBINI TOLD ME TO TELL YOU AND THAT ALSO GOES FOR ANYONE - I MUST BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AT ALL TIMES DOUCHEBAG MD.

I am Rubini's Officer in his Army Of Love.

We would appreciate participation with you in the making of our Lives together and BOTH our LOVE STORY and WAR STORY being adapted into a Broadway musical.

Our Entertainment Attorney however thinks you should be extremely cautious. My love and I agree.

Take the hint bozo.

#RubiniMagic #WAR #LEGACY
#MEOWRUBINISEX

Look, sweetie, let’s not get swelled egos before this thing even gets off the ground. It may be loosely based on you and Jack but it could also just be a love story between any mermaid and a crazy, dessert dwelling astrotheologian out there, not just you. Settle down! We can talk about beak-wetting once some of the creative is done. You know, we were this close [holds thumb and index finger real close together] to making a horror movie loosely based on the life of White Crow a few years back when fragile egos and attempts at inserting liberal politics into it ruined the whole project. Don’t let that become us!  

[pate]

All these subliminals! Could you veil the hate any thinner?

No hate, man.  C'mon we have been BellGab friends for years!

Anyhow, that being said:  I am a dick a times.

Hell, I worked at a bar one time where our schtick was being assholes to the customers...  God, that was a fun job.  It was a fine line though, sometimes it got crossed.  If they got all butt-hurt over it, we just threw them out if we had to.  HAHA!

Speaking of Beef, my sister recommended that I watch this guy's videos:

https://youtu.be/30sXq6pA6Lo

I am fascinated by this pub raffle for a "Meat Tray," I think this should be part of the Make America Pate Again campaign...

-p

[SpaceMeowMaid]

No hate, man.  C'mon we have been BellGab friends for years!

Anyhow, that being said:  I am a dick a times.

Hell, I worked at a bar one time where our schtick was being assholes to the customers...  God, that was a fun job.  It was a fine line though, sometimes it got crossed.  If they got all butt-hurt over it, we just threw them out if we had to.  HAHA!

Speaking of Beef, my sister recommended that I watch this guy's videos:

https://youtu.be/30sXq6pA6Lo

I am fascinated by this pub raffle for a "Meat Tray," I think this should be part of the Make America Pate Again campaign...

-p

NO NO NO I would not put that jizz anywhere near my lasagna! LMAO this guy is hilarious ThanQ

[Jackstar]

Dr MdMd,
Commander Rubini is more than pissed. He is in war mode. He will never be defeated . He never gives up. He never quits. He cares alot too. He is safe from the hate and confusion.

Conan, what is best in life?

[Dr. MD MD]

Conan, what is best in life?

Something, something...the lamentations of the women and children.

[Jackstar]

Something, something...the lamentations of the women and children.

That is really... an overture.

[Ciardelo]

Pubini is a putz.

There is no network folks.

[Jackstar]

it could also just be a love story between any mermaid and a crazy, dessert dwelling astrotheologian out there

I think the idea of a dyslexic spellcaster stalking patrons as they leave every Krispy Kreme she can find (because she sees the 'K's as 'M's) asking them about 'the magical dessert' (because she thinks 'desert' is spelled with one 'S') shows great promise.

It is probably a toss-up to find an audience that actually knows the actual definitions of the words "dyslexia" & "spellcaster", so this will all probably have to start with an opening narration. I recommend getting Virginia Madsen  to reprise her role as Princess Irulan for this.

So. Not just any sorcerous merman, and not just any Navy SEAL. You have got some wriggle room to fill in here.

[Dr. MD MD]

I think the idea of a dyslexic spellcaster stalking patrons as they leave every Krispy Kreme she can find (because she sees the 'K's as 'M's) asking them about 'the magical dessert' (because she thinks 'desert' is spelled with one 'S') shows great promise.

It is probably a toss-up to find an audience that actually knows the actual definitions of the words "dyslexia" & "spellcaster", so this will all probably have to start with an opening narration. I recommend getting Virginia Madsen  to reprise her role as Princess Irulan for this.

So. Not just any sorcerous merman, and not just any Navy SEAL. You have got some wriggle room to fill in here.

Yes to the first paragraph (this is why you should’ve been at the lunch) but absolutely no to the narration idea. We’re trying to entertain them not put them to sleep. And no, you’re not a merman. This is a story about people from different worlds that make it work anyway; an impossible love story that becomes possible.

[K_Dubb]

Pubini is a putz.

There is no network folks.

I am not so sure about that.  Recall how casually MV suggested Azz permit his episodes to run on the ufoship stream.  I still believe this is an effort to return Heather to the bellgab fold, negotiated in person at what must have been a fraught and fateful meeting in the desert.  She's coming home, folks.

"Rubini" is to solicit talent that may not (for various reasons evident in the deafening clamor for gabcast-cohost positions) want to cooperate with MV.  If memory serves, Groyper and Decon have already signed on, and brig has signaled "Trust Rubini", so, whoever he is, he is on the inside and I predict the two entities (Rubini and bellgab) will wed at some point after a due show of marital discord.

[Jackstar]

#FE #BARNABUSNAGGY
#HUNGARIANMENTELLTHETRUTH
#Rubini4Ever
#MermaidLivesMatter #SparkleintheDream #ClassicRubini
#Rubini4Ever
#RubiniMagick
#MeowMagick
#J*M*gick
#TimeTravelWithUs
#LEGACY
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This just in: Rubini almost certainly is, or, is not, a Carpathian. Assessments are being made determined. Film @11. Stay tuned.

[Jackstar]

I still believe this is an effort to return Heather to the bellgab fold

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[SpaceMeowMaid]

Wouldn't that be a DREAM COME TRUE?

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I LOVE OUR MAGICAL, AMAZING, PHENOMENALLY HOT COMMANDER RUBINI!!!

#FE #MOONLANDINGTRUTH #ANTARTICA
#Rubini4Ever
#MermaidLivesMatter #SparkleintheDream #ClassicRubini
#Rubini4Ever
#RubiniMagick
#MeowMagick
#J*M*gick
#TimeTravelWithUs
#LEGACY
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[K_Dubb]

Wouldn't that be a DREAM COME TRUE?

I think more for her than for us.  She understands (at least in certain phases) the importance of embracing your past.  That's how, after months of playing the prim schoolmarm on the stream, we got a boatload of stripper pics.

[Jackstar]

MY LOVE, MY COMMANDER AND YOURS, CMDR RUBINI TOLD ME TO TELL YOU AND THAT ALSO GOES FOR ANYONE - I MUST BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AT ALL TIMES DOUCHEBAG MD.

I am Rubini's Officer in his Army Of Love.

[Jackstar]

I think more for her

Well, someone has got to.

[Jackstar]

we got a boatload of stripper pics.

You fuckers owe me.

[Ciardelo]

I am not so sure about that.  Recall how casually MV suggested Azz permit his episodes to run on the ufoship stream.  I still believe this is an effort to return Heather to the bellgab fold, negotiated in person at what must have been a fraught and fateful meeting in the desert.  She's coming home, folks.

"Rubini" is to solicit talent that may not (for various reasons evident in the deafening clamor for gabcast-cohost positions) want to cooperate with MV.  If memory serves, Groyper and Decon have already signed on, and brig has signaled "Trust Rubini", so, whoever he is, he is on the inside and I predict the two entities (Rubini and bellgab) will wed at some point after a due show of marital discord.

This why I can't quit BellGab. HAHAHA

[ItsOver]

This why I can't quit BellGab. HAHAHA

Dubb should write those weekly summaries of soap operas.  Maybe he does.

“ Will The Young and the Restless character try to regain custody?

It has been eight years since Young & Restless’ Chelsea Lawson turned up on Billy and Victoria’s doorstep just as they returned home from their honeymoon in Jamaica, pregnant and claiming that Billy had raped her in Myanmar. Of course, it turned out the con artist bartender had spiked Billy’s drink and he didn’t remember having sex with her, but a DNA test revealed he was the father of the unborn baby. Victoria and Billy took Chelsea in, and before the baby was born, Michael Baldwin drew up a termination of parental rights document that Chelsea signed after receiving reassurances she’d remain known to the child, and Victoria adopted the boy, now known as Johnny. Baldwin warned Billy at the time that prenatal custody agreements weren’t ironclad, but it’s been eight years, so it couldn’t possibly become an issue now… could it?“

[Silphion]

This why I can't quit BellGab. HAHAHA

Really? One delusion is as good as another in the world of Gab.
Then again, some may actually be crazier than others.

[Ciardelo]

Really? One delusion is as good as another in the world of Gab.
Then again, some may actually be crazier than others.

How are things down in Fort Worth? Hot enough for ya?

[Silphion]

How are things down in Fort Worth? Hot enough for ya?

This post is worthy of a Jack⭐ in its enigmatic irritation.
What and why is Fort Worth, of all places, and how is it so hot ?
Seriously, asking for you know who.