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Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 09:29:38 PM

ItsOver

And, in the latest real life SNL skit, CA Pastor Reclassifies Church as 'Strip Club' So That It Can Open for Services During COVID.

https://thefederalistpapers.org/us/pastor-takes-drastic-action-reclassifies-church-strip-club-can-stay-open

Take it off.  Take it all the way off.  For Jesus!  Hallelujah!


Ciardelo

Quote from: ItsOver on November 28, 2020, 05:15:55 AM
And, in the latest real life SNL skit, CA Pastor Reclassifies Church as 'Strip Club' So That It Can Open for Services During COVID.

https://thefederalistpapers.org/us/pastor-takes-drastic-action-reclassifies-church-strip-club-can-stay-open

Take it off.  Take it all the way off.  For Jesus!  Hallelujah!

Nice find  ;D
Praise Jesus! HAHAHA

ItsOver

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 28, 2020, 07:27:46 AM
Nice find  ;D
Praise Jesus! HAHAHA
Showering the reverend with ones, getting lap dances from the choir hotties, getting blasted on fermented Welch’s grape from communion, waking up the next morning with The Upper Room crammed in your undies... Hallelujah, brother!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on November 28, 2020, 05:15:55 AM
And, in the latest real life SNL skit, CA Pastor Reclassifies Church as 'Strip Club' So That It Can Open for Services During COVID.

https://thefederalistpapers.org/us/pastor-takes-drastic-action-reclassifies-church-strip-club-can-stay-open

Take it off.  Take it all the way off.  For Jesus!  Hallelujah!

Ladies and gentleman, please welcome to the floor a guy with some daddy issues but he’s all about the love, give it up for Jesus!  8)

ItsOver


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SpaceMeowMaid

Maybe the gospel twerk I have working  been working on, will catch on!🙏😻🙏😻🙏


DanTSX

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 24, 2020, 06:27:05 AM
You guys deserve a Biden presidency. You really do. I’m down with it now just to see how soon many of these idiots start complaining about him when they did NOTHING to prevent it but, in fact, encouraged it. Enjoy your lockdowns, morons! :P

I’ll never underestimate trump.  If anyone can pull this off, it’s him.  And my support and approval remains.

He’s not perfect.  But Biden is an absolute disaster for the USA.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DanTSX on November 28, 2020, 07:39:36 PM
I’ll never underestimate trump.  If anyone can pull this off, it’s him.  And my support and approval remains.

He’s not perfect.  But Biden is an absolute disaster for the USA.

It’ll be a communist takeover. Plain and simple.

DanTSX

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 28, 2020, 07:47:07 PM
It’ll be a communist takeover. Plain and simple.

See you in camp.

albrecht

Quote from: DanTSX on November 28, 2020, 08:15:15 PM
See you in camp.
I hope we get to use the canoes, inner-tubes, and make-shifts rafts left over from the illegals in FEMA VI camp for water fun, after whatever training, of course.  Interestingly the official site has now changed and no longer uses Roman Letters for FEMA Region designations. I guess make easier for those recent public schools- or blue-helmet types-  who weren't taught Roman Numerals!   Not sure how the Russian and Chinese comrades with their different alphabets all together will be able to tell. But I'm sure Kamala will sort that out.  :D

https://www.fema.gov/about/organization/regions

Ciardelo

Quote from: albrecht on November 28, 2020, 08:22:42 PM
I hope we get to use the canoes, inner-tubes, and make-shifts rafts left over from the illegals in FEMA VI camp for water fun, after whatever training, of course.  Interestingly the official site has now changed and no longer uses Roman Letters for FEMA Region designations. I guess make easier for those recent public schools- or blue-helmet types-  who weren't taught Roman Numerals!   Not sure how the Russian and Chinese comrades with their different alphabets all together will be able to tell. But I'm sure Kamala will sort that out.  :D

https://www.fema.gov/about/organization/regions

Fema Camp 6 is best camp.

albrecht

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 28, 2020, 08:29:02 PM
Fema Camp 6 is best camp.
Fuck Ya! I can't wait for intercollegiate camp games! Canoe races. Archery matches- where it matters in terms of organ donations! And all those fun pranks, I'll bet we can learn some new ones from our Chinese and Russian comrades. Not the Iranians though, probably just some weird chess-like game and bitching about Joose and Saudis. Tired campfire tales about the Mahdi. Lame. Or the Cubans, worse. I get it "banana in tailpipe because of the compression of 50's era car engines, how to fake a decent cigar, etc." Lame stuff.

pate

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 28, 2020, 08:29:02 PM
Fema Camp 6 is best camp.

Lucky 7 is where I will be processed:

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Used to be the local Federal Nuclear Bomb Plant, but is now being prepped for the coming purge as a Deth Kamp"Super Fund" site.

It is really nice, surrounded by a really tall 500-year flood wall, nice rail line running into it for cattle cars, and really close to a major highway interchange.  It is perfect!

I think that satellite image is a bit old, I think all the buildings (for the most part) have been leveled now...

https://www.mapquest.com/latlng/38.958,-94.569?zoom=11&maptype=sat

-p


Jackstar

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Jackstar

Are you really just spamming the same f****** video over and over and over?

Maybe you need to go to On And On And On And On And On Anon. Have you considered the value that a 12-step program could bring to your life? Because I have.

pate

I am tempted to "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps..." instead I shall:

https://youtu.be/tF6ePTTnjZo

Nautical Shore.

-p

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2020, 01:51:18 AM
Are you really just spamming the same f****** video over and over and over?

Maybe you need to go to On And On And On And On And On Anon. Have you considered the value that a 12-step program could bring to your life? Because I have.

Do you mean like how you’re spamming Kylie Minogue vids in the Covid thread, Captain Speedball? Get a life, loser! ::)

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on November 28, 2020, 08:22:42 PM
I hope we get to use the canoes, inner-tubes, and make-shifts rafts left over from the illegals in FEMA VI camp for water fun, after whatever training, of course.  Interestingly the official site has now changed and no longer uses Roman Letters for FEMA Region designations. I guess make easier for those recent public schools- or blue-helmet types-  who weren't taught Roman Numerals!   Not sure how the Russian and Chinese comrades with their different alphabets all together will be able to tell. But I'm sure Kamala will sort that out.  :D

https://www.fema.gov/about/organization/regions
It‘ll be great fun tubing the Guadalupe, after our sling shot confiscation and re-education in the “weapons are berry, berry bad” class, lectured by comrade Beto.  I hope the rumors  of mandatory drownings in New Braunfels are just unfounded rumors, much as all the evil capitalist, Constitutional stories have been so far.


ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 29, 2020, 08:27:03 AM
Maybe but over here in FEMA 4, our Kommisar is kinda cute:



https://www.fema.gov/about/organization/region-4
Wow, you lucked out.  Albrecht ’s and mine is only missing his SS cap.







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