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Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

Started by SergeantMajor, June 05, 2018, 02:38:31 PM

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Heaters technical difficulties are related to the fact she has been spraying her studio and she's got Troll Spray in all her pots, jacks and switches. Mixed with tears, it's all a big sticky mess of non-connectivity.

From her POV, there's nothing wrong with Maudlin in the Desert with Heather Havisham pumping out from the Art shrine. If she needs to take a night off or the phones are empty or she needs show-filler just turn on the tears. As long as listeners, Vara, affiliates put up with it, hey why not. All the sympathy attention is a bonus.

Quote from: yoursongs on June 29, 2018, 11:33:03 PM
Plausible scenario:
She never was close to Art like she claimed.  The relationship was one-sided, as in being a groupie.  Art got sick of doing the show, or maybe physically sick by then.  He let her do the show because she came up with the rent money for the equipment first.  Then as he got more more ill, he sold the whole cuckshed to her.  End of her "closeness" to Art. Then he died.  Very simple.  She lied about her entire relationship to Art.  All along.   Think I'm crazy?
I have thought similar. I don't buy any of the hand picked bs. She was convenient when he wanted out and it snowballed into this dumpster fire.



timebandit

I would marry heather..
I really would,
sight unseen.
the photo is good enuf for me.
her radiance exudes from the snapshot..
her brilliance, her beauty, her magnificence.
I do heather, I do.


#HeatherBetrothed

Even if she really smells like fart and bad cigars?
Quote from: timebandit on June 30, 2018, 11:18:06 AM
I would marry heather..
I really would,
sight unseen.
the photo is good enuf for me.
her radiance exudes from the snapshot..
her brilliance, her beauty, her magnificence.
I do heather, I do.

#HeatherBetrothed

Rico999

I forced myself to listen to most of "Kingdom of Nye" last night and I came away from that 100% sure that Heather Wade is seriously mentally ill.  I'm no mental health professional, but she's obviously suffering from severe depression, along with paranoia (talking about her "enemies") and sleeplessness.

I've never heard anything like it on talk radio.

Hell, Keith Rowland was being compassionate when he offered her a 6 month leave of absence.  She needs it and she needs someone to reel her back in to reality.

Sean92008

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 30, 2018, 12:39:53 AM
I thought they actually bought Art’s show.  How do you copy something you paid millions of dollars for?
Enhanced the point for you.


Lilith

Quote from: AlternativeSide on June 30, 2018, 07:41:57 AM



. Heather should add an extra hour morale segment with applause and laugh tracks.
  Also a Troll HotLine ,


. Heather worries too much about the truth.. if anything bigger lies are more creditable,  even Art would tell her that.

These are my two favorite suggestions.


WhiteCrow

Quote from: Rico999 on June 30, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
I forced myself to listen to most of "Kingdom of Nye" last night and I came away from that 100% sure that Heather Wade is seriously mentally ill.  I'm no mental health professional, but she's obviously suffering from severe depression, along with paranoia (talking about her "enemies") and sleeplessness.

I've never heard anything like it on talk radio.

Hell, Keith Rowland was being compassionate when he offered her a 6 month leave of absence.  She needs it and she needs someone to reel her back in to reality.

Way to harsh. She is under stress but not mentally ill

There are the believers and the skeptics. Art appealed to both. Heather's listeners are skewed to believers because she is one of them. Whether intentional or not Heather is "overplaying" conflict.
She is accused of copying Art, other than some voice patterns I see little of Heather conducting her show like Art did.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: AlternativeSide on June 30, 2018, 07:41:57 AM

Also a Troll HotLine

A+...free turbo mode for life!

That could save Heather's broadcast carrer!

Do it Heather.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on June 30, 2018, 07:56:14 AM
From her POV, there's nothing wrong with Maudlin in the Desert with Heather Havisham pumping out from the Art shrine. If she needs to take a night off or the phones are empty or she needs show-filler just turn on the tears. As long as listeners, Vara, affiliates put up with it, hey why not. All the sympathy attention is a bonus.

Dickens FTW!  Yeah, making a public spectacle of yourself is modern therapy -- knock yourself out, Heather.

Bluejay

Quote from: timebandit on June 30, 2018, 11:18:06 AM
I would marry heather..
I really would,
sight unseen.
the photo is good enuf for me.
her radiance exudes from the snapshot..
her brilliance, her beauty, her magnificence.
I do heather, I do.


#HeatherBetrothed

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 30, 2018, 03:22:39 PM
A+...free turbo mode for life!

That could save Heather's broadcast carrer!

Do it Heather.

I hate to admit it but I kinda miss hearing, This is White Crow. ;)

Pizzapunch

Paul getting savage as the Heatherites prepare for area 51

Quote from: yoursongs on June 29, 2018, 11:33:03 PM
Plausible scenario:
She never was close to Art like she claimed.  The relationship was one-sided, as in being a groupie.  Art got sick of doing the show, or maybe physically sick by then.  He let her do the show...  End of her "closeness" to Art. Then he died.  Very simple.  She lied about her entire relationship to Art.  All along.   Think I'm crazy?

Agreed.  He wanted to quit and she was there.

Quote from: Rico999 on June 30, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
I forced myself to listen to most of "Kingdom of Nye" last night and I came away from that 100% sure that Heather Wade is seriously mentally ill...

She definitely has problems, and they're getting worse not better. 

My guess is she has life long issues, and being isolated in the middle of nowhere, idolizing a narcissist like Art Bell and having no one else to talk to or socialize with exacerbated whatever those are.   



Aquarius

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 30, 2018, 06:50:35 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1013057072051707904
Ok, so I took a break from a work project and saw this this afternoon... which caused me to enact the famous "spit take" as demonstrated by the comedian Albert Brooks, who honored Danny Thomas as the expert on the coffee spit take... which led me to the not-best short film by Brooks (edited for a later Milton Berle show, missing the best parts): 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF7F57JY1OI

And that then led me to:   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW5_ZUFaKEw

Honestly Bart Ell, I do think you are a gee-nee-us for sure! Thanks for the great laugh, especially your tag line that actual talent is sold separately...

Ok, back to work now. <g>

Aquarius

Quote from: Pizzapunch on June 30, 2018, 05:18:25 PM
Paul getting savage as the Heatherites prepare for area 51
Paul who says he is a former cop... hmm.

Aquarius

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 30, 2018, 05:48:56 PM
<snip>
My guess is she has life long issues, and being isolated in the middle of nowhere, idolizing a narcissist like Art Bell and having no one else to talk to or socialize with exacerbated whatever those are.
Plus she seems to display some pretty strong narcissistic characteristics herself, doncha think?


Epaphroditus

Art picking Heather was just his way of giving the finger to Bellgab knowing you would all tune in  ;)

Bluejay

Quote from: Epaphroditus on June 30, 2018, 08:05:00 PM
Art picking Heather was just his way of giving the finger to Bellgab knowing you would all tune in  ;)

enzzzo

oh my, I think this is real, i.e., not a hacker....

http://lnmradionetwork.com/lnm-radio-is-king-of-the-hill/

"The LNM Radio Network has turned heads of late with the signing of the over night smash hit radio program created & once hosted by radio hall of famer Art Bell (The Kingdom of Nye ) with current host,the very talented Heather Wade.

The LNM Radio Network is the most listened to network in the land making it the number one network in the land, With other smash his shows such as The Secret Teachings,Brothers at Arm’s, Paraversal Universe the flag ship show hosted by Michael Vara (Late Night in the Midlands) and many many more great shows.

Advertisers would be wise to jump on this fast moving train and get a piece of the far reach of the LNM Radio Network, heard in over 110 countries and many AM & FM stations in the US & Canada."

GravitySucks

Quote from: enzzzo on June 30, 2018, 09:23:19 PM
oh my, I think this is real, i.e., not a hacker....

http://lnmradionetwork.com/lnm-radio-is-king-of-the-hill/

"The LNM Radio Network has turned heads of late with the signing of the over night smash hit radio program created & once hosted by radio hall of famer Art Bell (The Kingdom of Nye ) with current host,the very talented Heather Wade.

The LNM Radio Network is the most listened to network in the land making it the number one network in the land, With other smash his shows such as The Secret Teachings,Brothers at Arm’s, Paraversal Universe the flag ship show hosted by Michael Vara (Late Night in the Midlands) and many many more great shows.

Advertisers would be wise to jump on this fast moving train and get a piece of the far reach of the LNM Radio Network, heard in over 110 countries and many AM & FM stations in the US & Canada."

But they still need $170 in donations before midnight to stay on the air.

Bluejay

Quote from: enzzzo on June 30, 2018, 09:23:19 PM
oh my, I think this is real, i.e., not a hacker....

http://lnmradionetwork.com/lnm-radio-is-king-of-the-hill/

"The LNM Radio Network has turned heads of late with the signing of the over night smash hit radio program created & once hosted by radio hall of famer Art Bell (The Kingdom of Nye ) with current host,the very talented Heather Wade.

The LNM Radio Network is the most listened to network in the land making it the number one network in the land, With other smash his shows such as The Secret Teachings,Brothers at Arm’s, Paraversal Universe the flag ship show hosted by Michael Vara (Late Night in the Midlands) and many many more great shows.

Advertisers would be wise to jump on this fast moving train and get a piece of the far reach of the LNM Radio Network, heard in over 110 countries and many AM & FM stations in the US & Canada."

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