RadioGaGaGirl Requests Permission To Board This Lifeboat!

[RadioGaGaGirl]

Well, all THIS waterlogged Canadian gal can muster is....Hallelujah!

New person on-board!

Now, someone help me aboard this lifeboat, will ya? I've been adrift in the turbluent Sea of Snoory for far too long now. I'm rather cold, and my mind is numb from being immersed in severe mentally challenged radio waves (coming from Los Angeles and St. Louis...go figure!) for Bhudda knows how long!

You see, I, like you, am a survivor of the shipwreck of Coast To Coast AM; the once-proud vessel that went down in the deep of night, when Capitaino Snoory took the helm from Art Bell.

Honestly, I truly I thought I was "alone at sea". I really believed that I was the only one who could not stomach the sheer idiocy, unprofessionalism and incompetence displayed by Georgie Snoory (and his producers). When I happened upon this site, I read the plethora of SCATHINGLY BRILLIANT comments and opinions about Mr. Snoory with RELISH...but no St. Louis hot sauce, thank y'all very much.

What a relief it is to know that there are others like me who can clearly see Snoory for what he truly is; I concur with the vast majority of comments I have perused before electing to join this site.

I must say, many of your comments have made me laugh out loud and hard - thank you! Your most welcome, colourful, and quite accurate comments about Georgie are right on the Canadian Tire money. Anyone got a Loonie? Or better yet, if you're lookin' for one...I can, like the old Partridge Family song goes...point you, in the direction of Albuquerque...then you make a left and head on over to the L.A. studio where the biggest Looney of em all broadcasts from.

I'm really looking forward to reading some more of the comments on here (I only came upon this site 3 days ago) and adding my own spin, which seems to be very much in congruence with what I have read.

Snoory: "International line...RadioGaGaGirl....you're on the air!"

RGGG: "Hi Georgie!"

Snorry: "You too, honey...you too. Where ya callin' from?"

RGGG:  "Montreal".

Snoory: "Hmmm....that's in Canada, and Canada is north of here. It must be freezing
            cold there, huh? Lots of icebergs in Montreal? *chuckles*".

RGGG: "Uh....It's April here."

Snoory: "Good for you...good for you."

RGGG: "I'm a long time-caller, first time listener."

Snoory: "That's great. Always good to hear from a long time fan.
             Say? where ya calling from?"

RGGG: "M  o  n  t  r  e  a  l".

Snoory: "You Canadians talk so goofy! I...love...it."

RGGG: "On the ball as always, eh Georgie?".

Snoory: "RadioGaGaGirl...do you believe in EVIL?"

RGGG: "Why, of course!" I mean, how else would you explain Premiere Radio's decision
           to extend your contract to 2017, and keep you polluting the airwaves, not
           to mention assaulting and insulting the collective intelligence of your dwindling
           audience...trailer parks and certain southern counties not counting?"

Snoory: "Uh....*chuckles*...Uh...*chuckles*...err...ya know Richard C. Hoagland
            thinks those two satellites collided on purpose up there in space, and you
            know that I don't not believe in coincidences for no reason other than things
            happen in this crazy universe for a reason....but...what is that reason?"

RGGG: "You know, George, I'd like to give you a piece of my...."

Snoory: "And later on, Linda Moulton Howe will be joining us to discuss black hoes in
            outer space, and I'll have an update for you on that poor little Edwina
            Shcumacher, who was dressed as a peanut at the San Diego zoo and was
            attacked by an elephant. She's in criminal condition, but she's gonna be
            okay. I wonder if this has anything to do with the contaminashun of peanuts
            from that plant in Georgia..."

RGGG: "Speaking of black holes, George..."

Snoory: "Ah! Whaddya know? We accidentally lost RadioGaGaGirl. Well, these things
            happen, like intradimensional shadow people, I guess. Even the ones who
            wear hats! Back in a moment!"

BUMPER MUSIC: The group "Men Without Hats" performing their 80's hit "Safety Dance".

[Frys Girl]

HAHAHA.

It is a relief to know that there are others who are joining us. I genuinely think WE are the majority (not that it matters). Welcome aboard! I reccomend the George nightly Watch Thread. The quotebank always needs new "funzz" as Snoron says when he talks to Catherine Austin Fizzle (her voice- shoot me!).

[RadioGaGaGirl]

Hey there, Frys Girl, thanks so much for the welcome. And I agree with you, honey, I think we are indeed becoming the majority...here's hoping!

Yeah, the George Nightly Watch was actually the first area where I ventured when I came across this site. Those re-caps by PhantasticSanShiSan (hope I got that user name right) are absolutely brilliant, as are all the other comments. I can't tell you how I p****d myself laughing at many of them.

Catherine Austin Fizzle? LOL! I KNOW! Will someone give that dame a drink of water to clear her throat? The same with Linda Mouldy Howdy....God...I mean, intelligent women, to be sure, whether you agree with them or not, but those voices!

And will SOMEONE tell "The Numbers Lady" that HERS is UP!

See ya around here, Frys Girl. Have a great evening.

[MV/Liberace!]

welcome aboard, sailor.  truly a pleasure to have you here.  may you post often.

i enjoy your writing style, by the way.

cheers.

[RadioGaGaGirl]

Why, thank you, Michael; tis a pleasure to be aboard this ship of NON-Fools. Just show this sailor-girl to her cabin.  I do need to change and freshen up, then join y'all on the Lido deck for some drinks and chit-chat.

Ah, and Merci beaucoup, Monsieur, for your kind words about my writing style. Very nice of you. May I return the sincere compliment to you, and to many others here whose posts I have thoroughly enjoyed reading.

Have a great evening, sir.

*Salute!*

RadioGaGaGirl de Canada

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Hah! Yeah - that sounds exactly like Noory. Welcome to the refugee camp, Gaga...(that's gonna be my assigned designation for ya. everyone shortens mine to PKA or Pirate). I'll be issuing the green fatigues and fedoras shortly. Oh, and Wednesday is "silly mustache" day. Don't forget to show up with a silly mustache or you'll look totally ridiculous. Also, I think Friday is still pizza day, but the committee is planning to move it to Monday, which is TOTALLY RIDICULOUS AND I STILL OBJECT COMPLETELY.

Anyways, that aside, welcome again and have fun! 

[EvB]

WELCOME!

I can tell you will be a MAJOR asset to to us all 

[bobcollum]

Welcome. You'll love it....I like the mixture of personalities on here, though we are all linked by one common threat, Nooryism.

[Centurion73]

Welcome to you and you do write so well as so many do here unfortunately I do not. I think you will find great minds here be they people who can write well or not but I am sure you will be an asset either way.

[11angeleyes11]

LOL about your post!  At first when I saw your name, I went oh pleazzzz!  Radio GaGaGirl, not another Noory fan finding their way unto the thread, although they do add some spice to the mix.  Have you called in before?  It sounds like many of a Friday nite Open Line call:

East of the Trailer Park: 

HELLLLLoo there and how are you? 

Fan:  George are you in your cave now or are you on in your Los Angeles studio?

George:  Well as I just said I am East of the Trailer Park, I know how it is to have a double wide I just bought me a newbie in St. Louis.

Fan:  George do you know what my trailer is processed?  It blows and whips everytime we have a storm, I don't have any underpinning and just strapped down on one side. 

George:  I just flew Producer Tom in for the weekend so that he can help me skirt the outside. The cave has now moved to the third bedroom.  They threw me out of the basement apartment I had been living in for the last six years.  The bonus that Premiere gave me for that last affiliate added gave me the money to purchase this new model.

Fan:  Do you know of anyone who can bless my and exorcise my possessed trailer?

George:  Of course, you can get ah old of Rosemary Ellen Guile, we are writing a book together. 

Fan:  Sounds like a wiener, George.

George:  No, that is Producer Tom, he will be installing the radio antenna also on top of the trailer.

. . . Click

George:  Now we go to the International trailer park line. . .Radiological?  I'll be up in Canada again soon.  . To you need any underpinning work done on your trailer?  . . . .

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Sure, hop onto to this life-boat. The more the merrier ...

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[RadioGaGaGirl]

Hey EvB, Centurion73 and Bobcullum, thanks for the welcome, guys.

11Angeleyes11 wrote:

"LOL about your post!  At first when I saw your name, I went oh pleazzzz!  Radio GaGaGirl, not another Noory fan finding their way unto the thread.."

Oh....I don't THINK so, Lambchops!  Actually, it would be rather fun to banter back and forth, to and fro, with a Noory fan here, no?

And LOL at your great "Trailer Park" dialogue. Bravo, Baby!

Pirate: Thanks for the welcome, and I rather like my shortened moniker that you assigned me: GaGa. Ya got style, baby. And I agree with you, Pizza Day here MUST remain on Friday! Gimme the names of those baffoons who wanna move it to Monday's, and let GaGa deal with the ever-lovin' likes of em'.

Hmmm....ya know, something tells me that I'm in good gene pool company here.

And remember, kiddos, like Madonna sang...
"Beauty is where you find it, not just where you bump and grind it."

GaGa
     

[EvB]

Oh....I don't THINK so, Lambchops!  Actually, it would be rather fun to banter back and forth, to and fro, with a Noory fan here, no?

Well YES - but the pussys come and GO dammit!  (and if you find that term form a female shocking, you haven't red this reply to you yet) 

We actually go out of our way to welcome them as long as they say something the least bit intelligent - rather than spamming the board with drivel like "Noory is da bomb and you're all a bunch of douche bags"  - it's fine to say that once, or even more in the context of other comments - but to just run aorund the board posting juvinile insults?  Nah - we don't like that much.  And those who act this way are usualy driven away either by our sarcasum or simply being ignored.

[RadioGaGaGirl]

Trust me, my darlin' Clementine, very little shocks the ever-lovin' likes of me nowadays.  I have a severe aversion to prissy women who cannot cuss like sailors - in the correct social setting, but of course.

And I have no doubt whatsoever that the members here are quite adept at sending the Snooryites who come on here runnin' fer them hills.