Excited to find I am NOT ALONE!

Nighthawkmyass · February 22, 2009, 01:11:43 AM

I have been a fan of Coast to Coast since WAY BACK! I think Art rocked! I have tried and tried and tried to give that ignorant Bastard George Noory a chance. I gave up a couple of years ago. My brother loves George and the fool even was brave enough to give me the pile of crap, "WORKER IN THE LIGHT"as a christmas gift last year.

Anyway, I though I was alone in my utter disgust of NoOry and I am just glad I have found a group of like minded individuals.

EvB · February 22, 2009, 01:43:44 AM

WELCOME!

Love the name, BTW. ;

MV/Liberace! · February 22, 2009, 11:17:06 AM

Quote from: Nighthawkmyass on February 22, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
My brother loves George and the fool even was brave enough to give me the pile of crap, "WORKER IN THE LIGHT"as a christmas gift last year.

holy shite! it's really sad to hear your brother has been roped into the darkness to such a degree. there is still hope for him, but only if he is willing to accept it and the road ahead would be long and difficult. at least you're not all jacked up, tho.

hope you'll post often bro.

cheers.

Frys Girl · February 22, 2009, 11:46:49 AM

Quote from: Nighthawkmyass on February 22, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
I have been a fan of Coast to Coast since WAY BACK! I think Art rocked! I have tried and tried and tried to give that ignorant Bastard George Noory a chance. I gave up a couple of years ago. My brother loves George and the fool even was brave enough to give me the pile of crap, "WORKER IN THE LIGHT"as a christmas gift last year.

Anyway, I though I was alone in my utter disgust of NoOry and I am just glad I have found a group of like minded individuals.

Welcome! Is worker in the light long enough to be considered a PILE? it's only like 100 pages or so!

Nighthawkmyass · February 22, 2009, 03:24:33 PM

It is not big enough to consider it a pile. I stand corrected. It is more of a pamphlet. It still sucks. I have not even attempted to read so much as the back cover. I tossed it in a box and it is hidden away in my garage somewhere.

EvB · February 22, 2009, 04:41:34 PM

Quote from: Nighthawkmyass on February 22, 2009, 03:24:33 PM
It is not big enough to consider it a pile. I stand corrected. It is more of a pamphlet. It still sucks. I have not even attempted to read so much as the back cover. I tossed it in a box and it is hidden away in my garage somewhere.

Too bad it's not a hardcover. It would be great for this project.

But then, you'd have to have it on display. Unreadable - but there for anyone to see.

Camazotz Automat · February 22, 2009, 05:24:24 PM

Welcome to the Promise Land.

Warning:

There are some here you should avoid:

MV, Max, EvB, Phan, Fry's Girl, DanDNA, Centurion, AngelEyes, Slipstream, and myself.

You'll be fine.

Centurion73 · February 22, 2009, 06:33:11 PM

Quote from: Nighthawkmyass on February 22, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
My brother loves George and the fool even was brave enough to give me the pile of crap, "WORKER IN THE LIGHT"as a christmas gift last year.

Damn man what you do to your bro growing up for him to hate you that much

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Unfortunately you are not alone and scene from a most delightful movie you are now "one of us".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0

Frys Girl · February 22, 2009, 06:36:53 PM

Quote from: Nighthawkmyass on February 22, 2009, 03:24:33 PM
It is not big enough to consider it a pile. I stand corrected. It is more of a pamphlet. It still sucks. I have not even attempted to read so much as the back cover. I tossed it in a box and it is hidden away in my garage somewhere.

What a shame. Lots of youtube pranks could have been performed using that "book"

Working in the Slight is a better title.

EvB · February 22, 2009, 06:46:59 PM

Quote from: Centurion73 on February 22, 2009, 06:33:11 PM
Damn man what you do to your bro growing up for him to hate you that much .

Unfortunately you are not alone and scene from a most delightful movie you are now "one of us".

I'd heard of FREAKS - but never seen any of it. That is one of the CREEPIEST things I've ever seen it! Now, I simply must find a copy for my collection.

Frys Girl · February 22, 2009, 06:49:55 PM

LOL makes me think of a Bug Bunny clip I saw recently when he comes across "Japs" and he thinks of a plan to poison them. He goes "Hello monkey face. Hi slanted eyes!" Jesus!

Centurion73 · February 22, 2009, 07:10:46 PM

Quote from: EvB on February 22, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
I'd heard of FREAKS - but never seen any of it. That is one of the CREEPIEST things I've ever seen it! Now, I simply must find a copy for my collection.

Oh, it's a must see watch it on line it is a really good movie for the time it was made, ONE OF US, ONE OF US, hahhahhahaha.

EvB · February 22, 2009, 07:18:28 PM

Just found it on Google video - now I'm going to take out the dog for his nightly constitutional, make myself a little dinner - open a beer and kick back.

Thanks!

Ev

Dego · February 22, 2009, 10:54:11 PM

Quote from: EvB on February 22, 2009, 04:41:34 PM
Too bad it's not a hardcover. It would be great for this project.

But then, you'd have to have it on display. Unreadable - but there for anyone to see.

I P-Shopped this when the "book" first came out.
It's where his head is most of the time.

EvB · February 22, 2009, 11:16:18 PM

PERFECT!

MV/Liberace! · February 23, 2009, 12:16:19 AM

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on February 22, 2009, 05:24:24 PM
Welcome to the Promise Land.

Warning:

There are some here you should avoid:

MV, Max, EvB, Phan, Fry's Girl, DanDNA, Centurion, AngelEyes, Slipstream, and myself.

You'll be fine.

don't forget mordred. he's about as fucked as they come.

MV/Liberace! · February 23, 2009, 12:21:07 AM

Quote from: Dego on February 22, 2009, 10:54:11 PM
I P-Shopped this when the "book" first came out.
It's where his head is most of the time.

any chance of developing a banner incorporating this book into the design? i'm thinking of something amazon-ish you'd expect to see when amazon pushes a title.

i would kill to use the banner i have in my mind.

just make sure if anyone decides to pursue this that you don't actually write "amazon" in the banner.

if nobody bothers to do my bidding on this matter, i will understand.

Camazotz Automat · February 23, 2009, 12:53:38 AM

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 23, 2009, 12:16:19 AM
don't forget mordred. he's about as fucked as they come.

(I KNEW I forgot someone.)

Stay the HELL away from Mordred.

He comes across as all nice, understanding, but then... like some singular Jewish Venus Flytrap...

I'll stop right there.

MV/Liberace! · February 23, 2009, 01:04:03 AM

cam... who is that in the avatar?

Dego · February 23, 2009, 01:14:12 AM

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 23, 2009, 12:21:07 AM
any chance of developing a banner incorporating this book into the design? i'm thinking of something amazon-ish you'd expect to see when amazon pushes a title.

i would kill to use the banner i have in my mind.

just make sure if anyone decides to pursue this that you don't actually write "amazon" in the banner.

if nobody bothers to do my bidding on this matter, i will understand.

Let me think of one.
I threw these together a while back as well.

Click on them-

MV/Liberace! · February 23, 2009, 01:21:29 AM

Quote from: Dego on February 23, 2009, 01:14:12 AM
Let me think of one.
I threw these together a while back as well.

Click on them-

HAHA!!! wtf is that picture with noory standing in the doctor's office staring at an ass? is that photoshopped? it HAS to be. it just HAS to.

Dego · February 23, 2009, 01:26:56 AM

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 23, 2009, 01:21:29 AM
HAHA!!! wtf is that picture with noory standing in the doctor's office staring at an ass? is that photoshopped? it HAS to be. it just HAS to.

Yes. That photo is from when he stood in on an alien implant surgery. I Pshopped the ass in there. It's suppose to be Hoaglands ass. Hence the title.

Dego · February 23, 2009, 01:30:15 AM

By the way...What is the title of snoorys new book?

Camazotz Automat · February 23, 2009, 01:54:46 AM

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 23, 2009, 01:04:03 AM
cam... who is that in the avatar?

It looks like some narcissistic author and his girlfriend.

EvB · February 23, 2009, 09:46:47 AM

Quote from: Dego on February 23, 2009, 01:14:12 AM
Let me think of one.
I threw these together a while back as well.

Click on them-

OMG Dego! Hats off to you! I appropriate not only the humor - but the work these took to do so well.

KUDOS!

11angeleyes11 · February 23, 2009, 10:04:22 AM

Quote from: EvB on February 23, 2009, 09:46:47 AM

OMG Dego! Hats off to you! I appropriate not only the humor - but the work these took to do so well.

KUDOS!

How do you order your Noory at Denny's fried or over easy! Either way it is toast.

Centurion73 · February 23, 2009, 10:28:45 AM

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on February 23, 2009, 10:04:22 AM
How do you order your Noory at Denny's fried or over easy! Either way it is toast.

Toast, hahha, could you teach Ian how to do puns or word play like that? For it to be a Noory breakfast it would def have to be bland and tasteless as he is.

OK, for your edification & to open myself to much deserved ridicule and derision I give you this, maybe someone could photoshop or whatever Noory flavored above the "Cock" part or whatever.

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danDNA · February 23, 2009, 10:47:24 AM

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 23, 2009, 01:04:03 AM
cam... who is that in the avatar?

it looks like a bespectacled keanu reeves, and a fan.

EvB · February 23, 2009, 11:03:31 AM

Centurion, will this do? I gotta tell ya, I was having gag-reflex issues while I did it.

Centurion73 · February 23, 2009, 11:42:57 AM

Quote from: EvB on February 23, 2009, 11:03:31 AM
Centurion, will this do? I gotta tell ya, I was having gag-reflex issues while I did it.

EVEY, OMG, fuck that is funny, thank you so much for making me laugh today.

As for YOU having a gag reflex... I am going to leave that to Mordred, Phan, PKA, MV, et. all to chime in on

(but I am not buying it)