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Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 13, 2022, 12:25:37 PMAlex Jones is a buffoon who sabotaged himself in every way he possibly could

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpnSCIak5A8

We still have Savanna Hernandez that's all that really matters.

Oh, I'm sure you'll find she's in league with Israel eventually. Just give it time. 

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 13, 2022, 12:25:37 PMAlex Jones is a buffoon who sabotaged himself in every way he possibly could

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Yeah, I think where he really screwed up was when he stopped doing his stand-up comedy:


That was some funny shit, high-brow stuff though you had to have at least three-quarters of a brane to "get it."

-p

Quote from: Silphion on October 11, 2022, 12:50:47 PMOur Russian friends need your help - K_Dubb, Sredni, Pud, etal.

How can they ever redeem their souls?

Now get on board and PRAY FOR THEM. Preach, brother! 🙃

Get your propaganda on! And pray for these damned Ruskies.


ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ᴄᴜʀᴛɪꜱ' ᴀꜱᴛᴏɴɪꜱʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴘꜱʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʀᴜꜱꜱɪᴀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴅᴇ-ᴇʏᴇᴅ

QuoteA long dark road ploughs through a wasteland of snow towards an icy horizon. Welcome, this opening image unequivocally says, to post-Soviet hell, where women wait in line for meat and abortions, men brawl in banks and parliaments, where everyone sells anything to survive – shoes, bodies, blood.

In Russia 1985-1999: TraumaZone (BBC iPlayer), documentary essayist Adam Curtis has filleted thousands of hours of unused footage from the BBC's archive to craft a phantasmagoric autopsy of the USSR as it breaks apart in a thousand brutal ways, making way for capitalism. The result is a garish multi-part disaster epic.

Onto a boundless compendium of chaos Curtis has contrived to impose structure via canny juxtapositions and ironic echoes. Thus in the first film the corpse of Kim Philby seems to symbolise the death of communism. In the last film, it's the turn of democracy to lie in an open casket at the funeral of politician Galina Starovoitova, murdered a month after speaking to the BBC. In between, the leitmotif of death is everywhere from Chernobyl to Chechnya, from the reassembled bones of the last tsar to the looted graves of German soldiers.

No film by Curtis comes without a portion of irate mansplaining, crammed here into captions which tell of Gorbachev, Yeltsin and a harmless-looking pipsqueak called Putin the oligarchs finally install as their puppet. Mainly, though, he lets astonishing pictures do the talking.

"𝙈𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙍𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡!" screams a woman fleeing the bombing of Grozny. Elsewhere, expectant Russian mothers are coached to sing to their unborn children who'll now be old enough to bomb Zaporizhzhia.

Alongside such dolorous portents, surreal metaphors for delusion and dysfunction sprout like irradiated knotweed. Grotesque bodybuilders flex pecs under giant images of Marx and Lenin. A bear wanders the forest by night, infra-red eyes glaring as if in psychic shock. A cosmonaut is marooned in the Mir station because there's no money to fly him home.

From America, among many chancers, comes a motivational speaker teaching Russia's women to smile. The most captivating smile of all belongs to wily street beggar Natasha. Imagine Shirley Temple in a novel by Dostoevsky. Filmed across several years by a BBC crew, like a good capitalist she eventually requests remuneration. "You'll get paid," she argues, "and it's costing me my time." This staggering masterpiece is worth yours.

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2022, 02:27:32 PM@papi the only supplement I ever took that did a goshdamndoodleydarn thing I learned about on your show.  Iron supplements, 45-pound apiece, take as much as you can stand, several times a day 💪🏻

Hell yes!

Alex was better when his show was smaller and had a budget studio. I started tuning out when he kept building new studios buying exotic cars and had a fleet of Ford Raptors. Hopefully this humbles him and he can go back to a smaller studio and more honest reporting and less boner pill infomercials. But you cant deny that Alex profited off the kids that never died at Sandy Hook no cap fr fr so he may as well just admit it now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQeCtFVAWM

@papi the only supplement I ever took that did a goshdamndoodleydarn thing I learned about on your show.  Iron supplements, 45-pound apiece, take as much as you can stand, several times a day 💪🏻

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 13, 2022, 12:42:24 PMI vaguely remember watching Alex Jones before he became a water filter/boner pill merchant. Once he started making a lot of money is when things started to turn and i started noticing he was a manipulative character actor (which he later admitted to). I think it was Hurricane Katrina when they were driving around in a Ford Raptor and begging ppl to buy filters when i started noticing he was a sussy baka. Then later on he got caught with tranny porn and really started going off the rails.

Yes, there was a time when he wasn't choosing any political party. When he wasn't putting up the whole "Jesus", Façade.

It made me giggle when he was caught looking at tranny porn. Alex probably has experimented with men in the past. I'm not judging him, let the man live. It was amusing however, his defense was ..... "I was doing research".

Mhmm, "research" hehe.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 12, 2022, 10:41:15 PML'chaim!

See, Jackyboi.  We have more in common than not.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 13, 2022, 12:32:20 PMAlex jones screwed Alex jones.

I vaguely remember watching Alex Jones before he became a water filter/boner pill merchant. Once he started making a lot of money is when things started to turn and i started noticing he was a manipulative character actor (which he later admitted to). I think it was Hurricane Katrina when they were driving around in a Ford Raptor and begging ppl to buy filters when i started noticing he was a sussy baka. Then later on he got caught with tranny porn and really started going off the rails.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 13, 2022, 12:25:37 PMAlex Jones is a buffoon who sabotaged himself in every way he possibly could

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpnSCIak5A8

We still have Savanna Hernandez that's all that really matters.

Alex jones screwed Alex jones.