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I should make it clear I am not advocating a political union of the Americas.  Unlike the EU, each nation of the Americas would remain a sovereign nation.  The EU was a huge success when it was a "common market," a free trade zone.  The introduction of political union will ultimately be their downfall.

The new American Union, or AU, would include the best elements of the EU's free trade zone but each country would continue to control its own economy, currency, borders and immigration policies.   I believe this new "AU" would be so economically, militarily powerful and united in a common cause that no rogue nation from outside the Americas (Russia, China) would dare mess with it.  Putin may well roll his tanks into the Balkans and Poland (in fact, I think he will) in an effort to reassemble the USSR but a strong, united American Union would forever be beyond his influence.

South Korea and Japan are more than a match for North Korea.  South Korea, Japan, the Philippines and Vietnam are capable of standing up to China, a land overflowing with people but few resources.

That's what I think.  What do you think?

As an American, I think it's lost past time the US stop meddling in the affairs of the rest of the world.  We are not only energy self-sufficient but are now an energy exporter.  Unlike China and many other countries, we are more than self-sufficient when it comes to feeding our people.  I propose we close all our military bases in Europe, Asia and elsewhere in the world and terminate our membership in NATO.  We will form an alliance with Canada and Mexico (if they're willing).  Each member will be equal to the other two and have full veto power. The nations of Central and South America may, at their option, join our new alliance, gaining the same full membership and veto power as the other members.  The money saved from our constant meddling in the rest of the world would be used to provide for a common defense of the Americas, to build up our infrastructure and to concentrate on scientific and cultural advancements that will enhance the lives of all citizens of the Americas.

I admit our history with Central and South America has not been good, to say the least.  It will take awhile to regain their trust.  But if we're successful, an economic, cultural and military alliance of the Americas would be good, not only for the Americas, but for the world.  Imagine the length and breadth of the Americas crisscrossed by high-speed rail.  Our enormous resources devoted to enriching the lives of Americans (North Central and South) instead of wasting them on futile military adventures elsewhere on the globe.

What do you think?

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on August 25, 2016, 06:23:34 AM
Heh Heh

It looks like someone has pledged $20 to him.  I was an idiot for giving him money.  May God forgive me.

*This is Falkie's fifth cousin, twenty times removed, Sachihiro Senda.  His full time job is to make sure the world never finds out Falkie is even distantly related to the Japanese Sendas.

Hey Senda.  I watched your latest bout of verbal diarrhea on YouTube.  Nice "Neegro" accent.  Do you practice that when you're at the ER counting the non-caucasians?  Has anyone told you lately that you're a racist piece of shit?  No?  Okay.  You're a racist piece of shit.

Quote from: schmepper on August 19, 2016, 10:21:43 PM
The wi-fi network within Falkie's hovel continues to stream content.  We SEE all, Senda!  We KNOW all!  The laptop is still transmitting fom the paper bag in your closet!

"I have RECTAL BLEEDING a lot.  There's something inside of me that's WRONG.  I have constant soft stool.  Everytime I go to the bathroom, I use about a whole roll of toilet paper, there's so much CRAP."

Indeed, Schmeppy.  The Senda Spy Cam is still functioning perfectly.  Now, a few words for Senda.

How long has it been since you've had a colonoscopy?  At your age you should have had your second one by now.  Make an appointment with your primary care physician.  If you haven't selected one by now, it's YOUR fault.  Medicaid doesn't assign them - you select one yourself.  If you haven't already done so it's just one more sign of your unbelievable irresponsibility and your disregard for the taxpayers. Going to your primary care physician and letting him/her schedule tests is far less costly than barging into the ER every time you get a fart crosswise.  This could be something easily treatable or something serious.  You won't know until you get it checked out.

Get yourself to a doctor and find out what's going on.

For our international readers:  In my previous post I stated the Walmart employees weighed at least 350 lbs.  That would be 158.75 kilograms or 0.8 Falkies.

I stopped at Walmart at 7:00 am this morning to pick up a few items.  The express checkout was closed so I headed for the only checkouts that were open - four self-serve checkouts.  Three of them were being used by Walmart employees.  Apparently they were buying groceries before heading home from the overnight shift.  That's fine.  No problem.

There were four checkouts and three of them.  Each of these fine Walmart employees must have exceeded 350 lbs each and wouldn't move their $&#^@ shopping carts so I could get by to use the one remaining self-checkout.  I said, "Excuse me, could you move your cart so I can get by?"  They just looked at me, scowled and went back to scanning their Ho Ho's, Twinkies and frozen TV dinners. 

Fucking idiots

Senda you idiot.  Did you really think removing that laptop battery would shut down the SPY CAM?  You're being watched 24 hours a day.  In high definition.  Godiva Chocolates?  What the hell are you doing in a Godiva Chocolate store? You beg for money online. George  Noory buys your glasses and pays your internet bill.   You take money from the mouths of hungry children at church food pantries.  And Nestle and Hershey chocolate isn't good enough for you? 

And now you're trying to fleece the Godiva Chocolate company by taking part in a class-action lawsuit.  You're a real piece of work shit Senda. 

P.S.  Those hungry little kids looking for food at the church food pantries probably never heard of Godiva chocolate.  They'd be thrilled to have some M&M's.  You know which little kids I'm talking about, don't you?  The ones who leave the church food pantry hungry because they got there five minutes after you did?

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 17, 2016, 11:16:01 PM
Falkie needs to introduce a new character. 

I remember the excitement when he introduced Cockroach Kathy and Ratty Patty.  One being told to shut her stupid mouth and begging not to be hit, the other flipping off the camera with her hands covering her face. 

C'mon Big Fella, step it up.

There should be a feature film about Senda and his cast of characters.  I'm thinking John Goodman could play Senda.

Quote from: MichaelHorn on July 18, 2016, 07:41:41 PM
I will leave this for anyone here who may actually be both interested and capable of the kind of thinking that is employed in considering forensic evidence, such as in assessing and analyzing the facts and drawing reasonable conclusions.

Do you really believe the nonsense you peddle or are you just a 21st century P.T. Barnum?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 17, 2016, 02:46:17 PM
In his new video he tells us a "benefactor" paid his cable bill. He then goes on to show us a bunch of dvds and a book that he paid for rather than paying his bills.

Replacement for Strawberry damaged Noory book  =  $16.76
Copy of Noory Book for his "administrator" Justin    =  $16.76
Man from U.N.C.L.E. Season 2 DVDs                         =  $17.99
                                                                                     ----------
                                                                                      $51.51 + tax and shipping


   

And yet he has enough money to pay a computer tech to travel to his hovel to examine a computer he got for FREE for malware and to travel to yet another woo woo con.

The man needs to live in a group home for the mentally disabled.  He's far too stupid to live on his own.

Only George Senda would proudly announce the fact that George Noory (or anyone) had paid for his glasses and internet bill.



Yes, Captain, he is

My impression of Senda is that of a man who has absolutely no friends. Not because he couldn't have friends but because he doesn't want any friends and sees no value in them.  I believe he sees people as ATMs or as entities he can use in some manner.  But friends?  He's just not interested.

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on August 14, 2016, 05:15:49 PM
Let's talk about something more pleasant than any purported leaks into the Master's lair through his devices, shall we? Because the thread has been abuzz with excitement regarding the October trip to Alien Con 2016, I made this for those that wish to publicize The Guy from Pittsburgh across the internet and around the globe. It's time that the General Musings thread had its own version of the Blitz!



For more information and a countdown clock to the event, visit: www.thealiencon.com/about/

Will Lady Kathryn be driving the Master to the Alien Con or will he be required to take public transportation?

Quote from: JENX on August 14, 2016, 11:39:39 AM
What's all that brown stuff around his finger.

Even though Senda removed the battery from MV's laptop, everyone at Bellgab can still spy on him.  Use caution when watching, however, and be prepared to avert your eyes at a moment's notice, otherwise you may see something so disturbing that your life will never be the same.

Tonight's subject is one George Senda, a self-centered grifter from a small, nondescript town in California.  George's life revolved around three things: Fame and fortune, electronic toys and the paranormal.   One day Senda unwittingly stumbled headfirst into a rare and unhappy confluence of all three.  George got a great deal on a used laptop.  A very special laptop, a laptop that worked far better than Senda could have imagined. For even with its battery removed, that laptop gave George far more fame than he bargained for.  That very special laptop robbed George of every last bit of his privacy and took him on a one-way trip into The Twilight Zone.

In his latest video, Senda tells us he removed the battery from MV's laptop so we won't be able to spy on him.  He must be expecting a windfall in October because that's the month he's going to have a tech come to the hovel to check the laptop for spyware.  He's also going to a UFO Con in Santa Clara. 

https://register.growtix.com/e/alien_con

Here we see Senda packing for the UFO con, as seen via the Spy Cam.

Hey Senda!  I ran into Donald Trump yesterday in Pennsylvania.  I told him you were his biggest supporter.  I told him about your videos and how you're expecting him to raise your SSI payments and rent subsidy each month when he becomes President.  He was impressed.



I also ran into some of your friends from the ER.  They said they hope your hemorrhoids are better.

Senda, answer this question.  Why do you take inappropriate pictures of yourself and pass them around to casual internet acquaintances?  Are you an exhibitionist?  A pervert?  Stupid?  Or all three?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 13, 2016, 07:30:09 AM
Ssshh, don't blow my cover, I told you that in confidence! Frankly I'm looking to back out anyway; it's like lying next to a decomposing walrus every night. akwilly will know what I'm talking about.

Is it true her pendulous udders sway to the music?

Questions for Mr. Senda:  You seem heavily invested in Donald Trump winning the presidency.  You even said you sent money to his campaign.  How do you expect your life to improve if Mr. Trump becomes President of the United States?

Do you believe he will increase your monthly SSI payment?  Do you believe he will increase your monthly section 8 subsidy so you can move to a fancier hovel?  Do you think Mr. Trump sees you as a kindred spirit?  Do you believe Mr. Trump relates to people like you?

We saw you cry on camera when Sarah Palin joined Mr. Trump at a campaign rally.  Will you cry if Mr. Trump loses the election?  Will you sob uncontrollably?  Will you commit Sendacide?  I'm not advocating that, you understand.  Just asking.

BTW, I do not, for one minute, believe you sent a campaign contribution to Mr. Trump.  A person who refuses to tip a pizza delivery person does not send money to candidates for political office.

Continuing to watch the Senda Spy Cam . . . what's this?  Senda has discovered new Hostess Deep Fried Twinkies . . .

Oh no!  He just removed his shorts!

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on August 12, 2016, 08:41:17 AM
It no longer matters that you have control of the laptop camera.  It won't do you any good going forward.  I have it on good authority that the laptop has been unceremoniously stashed in a paper bag and shoved into George's closet.  The Master was apparently quite pleased that MV's and BellGab's plans were foiled again!

Not true, Ol' Gerry.  I'm watching Senda right now via the spy cam and it would appear Senda is up to something.

We all have remote access to the camera on Senda's laptop.  What's the strangest thing you've seen whilst spying on him?

Quote from: Sasha on August 11, 2016, 10:07:17 PM
Is Falkie one of those people who are constantly experimenting by sticking various objects up their arse ?

A friend of mine is an emergency room doctor.  He told me you'd be shocked at the objects he's had to remove from guy's rectums and how common it is (removing strange objects).   It seems there is a significant portion of the population that sees objects, instantly analyzes their dimensions and . .. UP THEY GO.  This behavior is one of the symptoms of a condition doctors refer to as Fecal Encephalopathy (shit for brains) or Faecal Encephalopathy for our friends across the pond.

Doctor: I'm sorry sir but you have a terminal case of fecal enephalopathy.
Patient: Oh no!  Isn't there anything that can be done?
Doctor: Yeah, shit for brains.  Quit sticking things up your stupid ass!

It's just as well.  The "Master" can now spend the evening receiving more "enlightenment" via his third . . . eye (located between his  prodigious butt cheeks.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on August 11, 2016, 11:29:53 AM
He did NOT spend his money to eat at this establishment yesterday.  The manager owed him a free meal after a previous bad dining experience that George had had there. 

That seems to be a common occurrence for the "Master."  Complain bitterly to the manager about a meal (after eating all of it) so that the manager will offer him a complimentary one. 

Question for the "Master."  Was he wearing those size 64 shorts the day he achieved "enlightenment" via his anus?