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Quote from: 136 or 142 on March 17, 2015, 04:17:08 AM
I can't believe nobody mentioned this.  George said about the first guest (almost exact quote):

"We took so many calls about him that it crashed his website"

"So many people signed up for Coast Insider this week that it took down the grid!"

For a nationwide broadcast its seems like a pretty inept staff, like when Tommee was off but his cell phone was locked in his office so they couldnt take text messages?  Nobody has a spare key??  Or were they just afraid of what they would find in there?

Whole lotta suckin' going on tonight...

"Tell, me James, your last name rhymes with carrot.  Do you often get mistaken for a carrot?"

"I like carrots, how bout you James?  Ya know who really liked carrots?  The horses on my failed farm in Illinois!"

"That was after I was an errand boy in the navy for 9 years, but before I decided to follow my passion and ruin Art's show."

"I just keep clicking along, i really truly never stop sucking.  Its truly unbelievable, as well as buhzar also, too"

Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:
George Noory continues to drive his passion for sucking
George Noory takes a break from sucking so he can do a 3 day Dhertbs full body toxin cleanse

Quote from: Northern Nights on March 11, 2015, 08:54:29 PM
I guess he means working at a zoo.

Remember the time Jorch said "The stock market went THROUGH THE ZOO today!!!"

i assume he meant through the roof, but it just makes you wonder whats going on in his very special mind

Maybe the missing malaysian airliner is just stuck between rolls of tommees tummyflub, jorch's buddy hoffa might be in there too

Jorch had a mafia guest and didnt even mention when he was nearly whacked by the Totino family??

just cracked a Steel Reserve in preparation for the impending suck...GNS

and i accidentally deleted it, thanks bateman

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on March 10, 2015, 08:09:01 PM
Mouth to mouth resuscitation .... ?

Ass to Ass AM! Across the nation around the world, wherever you may be

Cant we all just, y'know, get along?  Major, Cowtown, don't forget the common enemy that brought us all here.  When infighting tears us apart, the nooron wins

rot in hell noorass

In the first half, author and teacher Allan Jorch drinks sevral Four Lokos joins George Noory to discuss the devastating accident that put him on the path of helping others come to grips with tragedy and realize that they can indeed move on to find the peace and freedom that will make their lives strong again

jorch keeps bragging about haveen 600 stations, he was born on 3rd base and thinks he hit a triple with a silver someone deformed turkey sammich in his mouth.

jorch keeps bragging about haveen 600 stations, he was born on 3rd base and thinks he hit a triple

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why cant we use the weeejie board to call Jesus?? why do we only get funky spirits?? like the ghost of Funkenstein?

NORTH KOREER!!! we attacked the wrong north chinamun country! because the bible! NO COINCIDENCES!

"bible thumping guest rambling on incoherently"
Jorch: well you sure know youre ancient texts" *hangs up*

Hi Art! ive been listening since George!!

http://simplisafe.com/noory

ahahahaha what an asshole

Peter Davenport seems really depressed lately. 

Quote from: HorrorReporter on March 06, 2015, 08:30:05 AM
I tried to find a silver lining in the the shows they "have" posted for next week. I can't, I just can't.
I quite literally am shocked at how bad they are getting.

Noory's not on the air friday i'd call that a silver lining. 

I'd like to see an an ad for "15 celebrities you didn't know were bald", with noory's stupid face on the link

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 05, 2015, 11:03:56 PM
The first thing I saw when I clicked on the C2C site was a picture and link that said "15 celebrities who married their cousins."

Say what you want about the Noo(ry) crew, but they do know their audience.

I often get an add for "15 famous people you didn't know were black"   Apparently the coast audience is very concerned about undercover brothers

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 04, 2015, 06:05:58 PM

He is fake because no one has ever heard of him other than from Noorie, or from him on the show. I think it might be his imaginary friend.

I want JC to debate UFO Phil and Greg the cook, to prove they arent all the same person... what do you think jcoscarmorgus?

ok so who is this Greg the cook jorch is always mentioning?  the guy who prepares the turkey sammiches down at the gas station?

Quote from: jcoscarmorgus on March 02, 2015, 07:44:21 PM
i want dr morgus to be on every week on coast to coast am

I want George Noory to never be on any night on coast to coast am

Millennium Master sayeth: LET THE WIG BURN!