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Quote from: EvB on May 01, 2009, 09:14:12 AM
Just to be clear - I do not find this flu "entertaining" either - My point was that c2c is more about info-tainment than news.

My bad. Evb, I was NOT implying that you found this flu entertaining; I meant that I did not - and was relating that to your apt view of C2C being
"info-tainment", a point with which I agree. I apologize, as after re-reading my post to you, I did come off sounding like an accusing bitch - which I am NOT...well...I can be a bitch at times...but honey, I wasn't pointing any fingers at you!

Note to Self: Ensure text is cohesive prior to posting!! 

Quote from: EvB on April 30, 2009, 01:32:54 PM
The potential for the swine flu to become pandemic has become hard news. While c2c does take this stuff on at times (usually for just the first hour) they are, first and foremost, entertainment.  We've had our first death in the US now with this virus (a Mexican toddler traveling with his family in Texas) and at least one White House staff member has symptoms.  It's no longer entertaining.

Evb, first and foremost, I do not find anything even remotely "entertaining" about the current spread of this particular flu virus. Not at all. Secondly, C2C has selected and "discussed", for lack of a better term, some pretty serious topics in the past; whether they were handled in a professional manner or not is a question for debate. That said, I feel certain "serious" topics/realms of discussion were, and most probably will continue to be, handled in a less than responsible manner.

What I am trying to convey is that if C2C elected to pick up this particular ball, then they should consider running with it to the end of the line, rather than dropping it just after crossing the starting line. But I do see your point re the audience and their ingestion/assimilation of the information transmitted, especially given the current host and producers.

GaGa

EvB, I honestly don't know what possesses me to sit at my keyboard and type this stuff....err...maybe GaGa is goin' goo-goo? 

Getting "serious" for a moment...

Can someone explain to me why, what with this purported flu pandemic, tonight's Coast to Coast show is about:

Nanotechnology, Crop Circles & Sunspots
Investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe will discuss the explosive nanotechnology-produced thermite-like material found in 9/11 World Trade Center dust, English crop circle formations, and Earth's quiet sun-- blank without sunspots for most of the past year and a half.

Eh? I don't get this? One can only imagine the endless plethora of theories, clues, and questions which pertain to this still questionable global situation, and Georgie Boy is shooting the sh*t with Howe-dy-Doody about this stuff?

Or is it just me?

Quote from: RecoveringNoorholic on April 28, 2009, 06:59:54 PMWho's the lead guest on Dec. 21, 2012 gonna be - Betty White?

LOL! Thank you for making me literally spit n' spew coffee all over my computer screen as I burst out laughing.

Snoory: "Well folks, here we are, on the threshold of a new, exciting age for
            humanity! Welcome, one and all, to the Coast To Coast 'When Time Ran
            Out Galactic Countdown special! And what better way to kick-start
            ourselves into this new golden world than to have a true GOLDEN GIRL
            join us to ring it in! Ladies & gentlemen....BETTY WHITE! Hey, Betty!
            Howya doin'? Still got a pulse going there?"

Betty: "Hello George! Don't forget to get spayed or neutered!"

Snoory: "I won't. That's a promise."

Betty: "Oh...oh! I mean, your cat or dog! Tell all your listeners, too! I've been an
          SPCA spokesperson now for a long, long time!"

Snoory: "I'll make sure I tell the listeners your message! Say? Are you excited about
            tonight as much as I am, Betty?"

Betty: "Oh, my! Yes, George! I mean, who would have thought that a DVD collection
           of all the shows of "Celebrity Password" would be released today!"

Snoory: "Uh...er...no, Betty. I mean tonight is the night when the Mayan Calendar
            officially ends!"

Betty: "Oh! That's nice. Tom Brokaw's contract just expired with NBC, too."

Snoory: "Say, Betty, before we go to the commercial break, howz about telling me
            and our MILLIONS of viewers what the secret Coast to Coast password is
            for tonight?"

Betty: "SHIT!"

Snoory: "Uh....not the password that Tommy set up with you earlier, Betty!"

Betty: "Oh! Sorry. My little pussycat, Claude, just humped in heat all over my sofa!"

Snoory: "Hmmm...and you're preaching to all of US to have our pets spayed or
            neutered"?

Betty: "CAN IT, WILL YA!"

Snoory: "Okay, okay, but c'mon, Betty. What's the Coast to Coast special password
            for tonight's 'When Time Ran Out Galactic Countdown Special?'"

Betty: "TAHITI VILLAGE!!"

Snoory: "BINGO, BETTY!"

Betty: "B-12!"

Snoory: "Uh...no, Betty, this isn't a bingo game, what I meant was..."

Betty: "N-72!"

In the control booth, Tommy the producer turns to one of the crew:

Tommy: "For F***K sake! Cut it and run the Tahiti Village tape! This broad's gone off her rocker! I KNEW we should have gotten Susan Boyle instead!"

Thanks, gals. I don't know what my life has come to lately...sitting here at my computer and utilizing my feeble brain to write C2C parody transcripts! LOL!

Part Two should be along today, which will include Sally Struthers pushing Tahiti Village on the listeners.

Stay cool.

GaGa

Sung to the tune of "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"...

You're a mean one, Mr. Snoory
You really are a heel
You?re as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Snoory
You?re a bad banana with a...greasy black moustachy peel

You're a BAFFOON, Mr. Snoory
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You?ve got money-making schemes in your soul, Mr. Snoory
I wouldn?t touch you with a...
thirty nine and a half foot pole

You?re a vile one, Mr. Snoory
You have termites in your cheesy, stachy smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Snoory
Given the choice between the two of you
I?d take the....two weeks at Tahiti Village with Roseanne Barr!

You?re a foul one, Mr. Snoory
You?re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of St. Louis gunk
Mr. Snoory

The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
STINK, STANK, STUNK!

You?re a rotter, Mr. Snoory
You?re the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr. Snoory

Your show is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Snoory
With a nauseous super naus
You?re a crooked jerky radio jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Snoory

You?re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Quote from: Centurion73 on April 26, 2009, 11:58:02 AM
I would agree with EvB and add that I think everyone here is pretty damned cool and that is even the people I disagree with at times and there are some very strong willed and opinionated (imagine that) women on here  .

Shock and dismay register on my face, C2C did not respond back to you? Take that as a compliment, I mean do you really want to be affiliated with "bad boy" and UFOPhil?

Relax, folks, GaGa is cool with all of this. I may be one strong dame, but I know when to turn on the heat and when to keep it off. And by the by, Centurion, NO, I did not email C2C with this website link! Although....nah, forget it.

Quote from: EvB on April 27, 2009, 01:46:11 PM
Hmmmm  -- what TYPE am I  ?  I'm a middle aged, single, went-back-to-college-one-I-got-my-son-in (and suspect I'll never get out!) typical list-to-port New England broad.

All kidding aside for the moment, Bravo to you! You GO, GIRL! Hats off to you.
I am an avid admirer of those who are pro-active, and take full responsibility for their lives. I wish you and your son nothing but the very best that life has to offer.

Me? I'm an ex-flight attendant (travelled the globe, and loved it). I went back to University and obtained my degree in English and Journalism. Today, I still travel the globe in my career in corporate meeting and event planning (been doing this for a few years) and love it. I'm with a great guy, and me thinks a wedding is coming up for us in the next year or so. I too fly to-port.

ROCK ON, EvB! 

GaGa

PART ONE OF TONIGHT'S SHOW:

Snoory: ?Good morning, good evening, wherever you may be, around the
            world or any place on planet earth. From the city of angels on the
            Spacific coast, I?m George Snoory, and this is Coast to Coast!
            Tonight, promernent geophyziercist, Phil McCraken, will join us to
            discuss erupting volcanoes that are erupting everywhere, and I
            mean everywhere these days, folks! I wonder what?s going on with
            that? Geez, ya just never know when the next one?s gonna blow,
            I?m tellin? ya. And later, open lines, and a riveting discussion with
            legendary actress Ann. B. Davis. You all know her as the
           wacko housekeeper from the hit series ?The Brady Bunch? and as
           well the spokesperson for the old Minute Rice TV commercials. Well,
           old Annie will be here tonight to discuss strange occurances and the
           sheer forces of evil that wrecked mayhem and havic on the set of
           that old television show, forces whose bazaar affects have
           reverberurated around the world as this show displays in syndication
           around the globe. Hmmm..personally, I wanna know if she ever got it
           on with Sam the Butcher from that show, and what Anne thinks
           about that."

          "In the news, a sad day for the Bonwaszcsoski family of Springfield,
          Illinois, as seven year old Butch Bonwazcsoski?*chuckles*, say that
          last name ten times fast! I?ll betchya can?t! Tommy tried it, and he
          couldn?t do it!  It seems that little Butchie was indouched into a
          coma, as a professional clown, performing at a birthday party little
          Butchie was attending, jumped out of a huge box, scaring the
          beejeezuz out of the little tot partygoers. Doctors at the
          Lord Have Mercy Hospital, where Butchie was rushed to, in an
         ambulance, think that the sudden appearance of Clucko the Clown,
         the name he goes by, and his wild, shocking costume and make-up
         affected and deactivated the pinoreal gland of Butchie?s brain,
         shutting down the temporary?uh?temperule..gosh, temprill lobes as
         well, and firing up sensory neurons going into overload in other places
         of his brain.Well, folks, this is one time where you won?t hear me say?
         send in the clowns, because?.he was already there. Evil clown,
         indeed. I hope that little Butchie's gonna be....okay."

        "And elsewhere in the news, the Dow Jones dropped 1,000 points
        today in New York, sending off a frenzy of panicked activity at the
        New York Stock exchange, and sending mixed signals to the financial
        market and the nation, who were hoping that the stimulating package
        introduced by President Baraack O?Bama would have held off such a
        drastic drop, also affecting primary?uh?primed interest rates around
        the country. With me to explain this drastic downturn is Katarina Austin
        Fritzy, our financial adviser here on Coast To Coast. Katarina? What
        the heck happened today, and what, in God?s name, does it all mean?"

Katarina: ?Hi George. Sorry, I have a very bad cold today,and I?m all
              stuffed up. How are you??

Snoory: ?Not too great! My 401 portfolio is dropping like bats into a
             barbeque!"

Katarina: ?Well, yours and everyone else, George. Well, not me, of course.
             I?m sitting very pretty, what with my expertise and all. I just
             purchased a 12,000 square foot home in the Hamptons ?
             mortgage free.?

Snoory: ?You lucky dog! Son of a gun!?

Katarina: ?And I?m afraid things are going to get a lot worse before we see
              any degree of fiscal recovery in the markets. We haven?t bottomed
              out yet, and both the federal and state sub-prime levels are at
              51.876% over a an increase of only 4.5% in the American
              depository receipts. And flexible mortgage rates are now vaulted
              into the IPO and IVA sectors.

Snoory: (Who can be overheard scribbling on paper) ?Wowza!?

Katarina: ?And also, George, don?t forget that the active investment
              acquisitions that accrued over the last quarter are now in the
              sub-fields of the asset protection scheme implemented last
              January by the Senate. That, in conjunction with the basic
              State pensions being artificially inflated to roughly 87% of the
              BPS and the ADGSC portfolios, all come together 
              to create a deficiency in regards to the bear funds and the
             implementation of the special liquidity scheme.?

Snoory: ?How could I forget that. I couldn?t. UNBELIEVABLE!"

Katarina: ?Which all leads me to believe, George, that the short-selling of
              preferred bonds in early March will de-standardize the standardized
             variable rates of the banks by June of this year, not to mention the
             significant role that the EPS and equities being held in escrow by
             the off-shore funds will depreciate in market value and tenacity,
             especially given the fact that new purchases on credit cards will
             provide the central banks with the criticized child tax credits
             outlined in the catmark, CDI, CDO and defined contributions of the
             DOA. And don?t forget that the hedge funds that were placed in
             the fixed income investments were not congruent with the FTSE
             100, nor were they congruent with the FTSE and CVDF free
             standing voluntary contributions by fund managers and the
             over-riding of the CF-3452652 dividends."

Snoory: ?So what you?re telling us, Katarina, is that things are gonna get a
            whole lot more bad before we see the light.?

Katarina: ?You?re on the money as usual, George.?                           

Snoory: ?My God. Back in a moment with more of tonight?s program.?


TO BE CONTINUED

To The GUYS On This Site:
EvB and I apologize profusely for hijacking this topic and turning it into a backstage discussion one would hear on "The View".

Besides, EvB STARTED IT! 

We now return this thread to regular postings.

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Quote from: EvB on April 27, 2009, 12:43:38 PM
Okay - I'm REALLY creeped out by the idea of using OxyClean on my hoo-haa!

Don't knock it until ya try it, sister.

Quote from: EvB on April 27, 2009, 12:43:38 PM
However - I'm much more PLEASED to have another female type on board.

Me, too, honeykins. Do tell...what type of female are you?

Just kiddin'. Always a pleasure to banter with a member of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Panty Shields...err...pants.

Quote from: EvB on April 27, 2009, 12:33:02 PM
FYI:  If you don't want to have to use vinegar, put some powdered lemon juice or creme of tarter in the mix - then plain water will work.

Wait a cotton-pickin' minute, sister. Are we talkin' about removing stains, or organic douching methods? Cuz' I'm tellin' ya, if we're talkin' about the latter, then ya had me until the creme of tarter.

Quote from: EvB on April 27, 2009, 12:33:02 PM
Yep -- I'm an addict!

That would explain quite a bit...

Quote from: EvB on April 27, 2009, 11:49:26 AM
And that sweet green icing makes SUCH A MESS!  I hope it wasn't on any good table linen - you'll NEVER get that stain out.

I'll just deal with the tablecloth the same way I deal with stained men in my life...tossed out for Tuesday morning garbage pick-up.

And besides, honey, haven't y'all ever heard of Oxi-Clean?   

Hmmm....Suzanne Somers chicken thighmasters and cleft palates covered up by cheesy Snoory staches....lord only knows what these visuals are doing for my lunch time palate. I mean, what's next? Richard C. Hoagland toe jam?

You're all despicable!  Why I oughta.......

Okay, my boyfriend NOW thinks that the perfect guest for George is none other than
actress Ann B. Davis, who, for those who don't recognize this moniker, played the
Brady's butch housekeeper, "Alice", on "The Brady Bunch". Perhaps Annie can recount for George the famous 3-part episode, where the Brady's high-tailed it to Hawaii, and Greg, Peter, and Bobby were CURSED by the EVIL of that damn Tiki Doll...ya know, the one Greg wore around his neck whilst surfing in Hawaii, causing him to flip out on the ocean!!! Prime time horror at it's best, folks!  Annie and Georgie can discuss the EVIL element present in that storyline, and how it all led to the downfall of actresses Maureen McCormick (Marcia) and Susan Olsen (Cindy..the youngest one in curls).

Oh deary...someone left my cake out in the rain...and I don't think that I can take it, sweeties, 'cause it me took so long to bake it - donchya know - and I'll nevah have that recipe again......oooooh NOOOOOOOO!!!

Today's Number from the Numbers Lady IS: 666. Write this number down on a piece of toilet paper, then stick it in your wallet and watch as evil unfolds all around you!  Fun for the whole family!

Trust me, my darlin' Clementine, very little shocks the ever-lovin' likes of me nowadays.  I have a severe aversion to prissy women who cannot cuss like sailors - in the correct social setting, but of course.

And I have no doubt whatsoever that the members here are quite adept at sending the Snooryites who come on here runnin' fer them hills.

Quote from: Centurion73 on April 26, 2009, 10:33:09 AM
I am sure as I can be that PremRad/Clearchannels have a no compete clause on him if they do not they should. If he is reading this START YOUR OWN DAMN SHOW IN THE USA!!! Since Noortard & Punnett took over C2C the collective I.Q. is on the extreme left of the BELL (pun intended) curve now.

Richard presently hosts an internet radio show, dealing with the paranormal, UFO's, geopolitics, etc.

www.richardsyrett.com

That said, I really want to see him back on "regular radio"....err...for lack of a better term.

Do you KNOW that I emailed Coast To Coast AM, asking them to provide a link to THIS group on THEIR web page...and nobody replied???  HOW RUDE, darlings! 

Ian Punnett? UGH. Not even going to waste my freshly painted nails typing on my keyboard about that man. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

What truly amazes me, and I mean this in all seriousness, is:

1). HOW the hell was George Snoory selected/green-lighted to host C2C?

2). WHO the hell approved his lengthy contract renewal?

It simply boggles the mind, no?

I'm making lasagna for dinner tonight...mmmmm....smells delicious!

GaGa

"He (Richard Syrett) proposes too much a threat to Noory and Punnett to be back. C2C with him and Knapp now that would rival the old Art shows I would imagine."

SO true, Centurion...so very true...and rather sad on many levels. That said, I have no doubt that Richard will once again find a viable outlet in order for his proficient, eloquent delivery to be broadcast to an educated, discerning audience.

GaGa

Hey, Frys Girl,

Indeed, we women need to step up to the plate and let our voices be heard!

Not that I'm a die-hard feminist. 

Glad to hear that you're perusing Richard's podcasts. His excellent Toronto-based radio program ran for about 2 years up here in Canuckland.
The one thing that p'd his loyal listeners right off was the fact that the radio station that ran his show infused it with FAR too many commercial breaks. The station did not really respect Richard or his format, which really bothered many of us.

Stay alert and awakened, comrades!

GaGa

Well, after deliberating this question with my boyfriend, the only logical candidate we could come up with was actress Sally Struthers, who would talk about her infomercial exercise product, the ThighMaster. 

Seriously though, as one who conducts past life hypnotherapy sessions and researches NDE cases (for 10 years now) I'd love to see a few more DECENT, in-depth shows on this ever-fascinating realm.

Just my two Canadian cents.

GaGa

Hey EvB, Centurion73 and Bobcullum, thanks for the welcome, guys.

11Angeleyes11 wrote:

"LOL about your post!  At first when I saw your name, I went oh pleazzzz!  Radio GaGaGirl, not another Noory fan finding their way unto the thread.."

Oh....I don't THINK so, Lambchops!  Actually, it would be rather fun to banter back and forth, to and fro, with a Noory fan here, no?

And LOL at your great "Trailer Park" dialogue. Bravo, Baby!

Pirate: Thanks for the welcome, and I rather like my shortened moniker that you assigned me: GaGa. Ya got style, baby. And I agree with you, Pizza Day here MUST remain on Friday! Gimme the names of those baffoons who wanna move it to Monday's, and let GaGa deal with the ever-lovin' likes of em'.

Hmmm....ya know, something tells me that I'm in good gene pool company here.

And remember, kiddos, like Madonna sang...
"Beauty is where you find it, not just where you bump and grind it."

GaGa
     

Hey there, Bobcullum,

I was in a rush to get out the door last night - right after uploading those
Richard Syrett interview/presentation clips - and I realized this morning that, yes, I completely forgot to post that Richard was filling in for Snoory!

I hope many of you had the chance to tune in and listen to this
much admired Canuck!

I heard him, too, and I think he did a superlative job. Listening to him, it really p*****d me off, as I realized that, with the proper, articulate, and educated host, C2C could really be a positive force to be reckoned with, as opposed to contributing the barren wasteland of today's media.

Gotta dash, honey. GaGa needs her java. 

I concur with those who truly believe the present C2C format, with the current producers and host at the helm, cannot be salvaged. We are talking about producers whose individual and collective caliber is one that is obviously low. That said, they must bear a lot of responsibility for the show's decline. And to be honest, I think they are without question totally apathetic re the downward spiral of the program. As long as the sales revenue increases or sustains during each fiscal quarter, they couldn't give a rat's
a** about the show's content - which is pretty bloody obvious.

That said, what with all calls being screened, and the 7 second "delay" in broadcasting each show, the producers (and George) have mastered total control in regards to any negative comments from callers who wish to critique the show (whether constructively or otherwise).

When I first heard Snoory on C2C, I intitially thought he was a kind, decent, and easy-to-listen-to host....for the first half hour. Then, like many here, I quickly ascertained that this man was "off". Subsequential listening to the program only enhanced and entrenched my beliefs. George, what with his atrocious hosting skills and serious lack of intellectual capabilities, cannot be salvaged; he too is more concerned with selling himself and attaching himself to numerous television and other media money-making concepts then he is at caring at all about C2C.

Plus, I hate to state this, but based on many of the open-lines callers I have had the true displeasure of listening to, I truly believe Noory's coming
on-board to helm the show also opened the proverbial floodgates; a lower common demonimator in terms of audience is now the rule and not the exception.

Here in Canada, we had a wonderful radio program on the same lines as Coast To Coast AM, entitled "The Richard Syrett Show". It was broadcast from Toronto. Mr. Syrett was, and is, a highly intelligent and discerning individual; one who is highly self-educated in the areas of UFOlogy, the paranormal and science. His guests were impressive, and Mr. Syrett ensured the quality and qualifications of his guests met his high standards. The corporation that owned the radio station abruptly cancelled Richard's show earlier this year, much to the chagrin of the loyal audience. Sadly, I had no choice but to return to C2C.

Today, I cannot stomach even 20 minutes of listening to George. This man is so bloody insulting to my intelligence (and the intelligence of his credible guests) that I am now, like many of you, at a serious loss re deficiency of this realm of programming.

Here's a video of Canadian Richard Syrett during a recent interview he gave here in Toronto. This man and George Noory are night and day, and we Canadians hope Richard will soon return to the Canadian airwaves.


Richard Syrett:

Part One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PLbhH5cr-E#ws

Part Two:
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=89152536224&h=i8VyR&u=Yai0X&ref=mf

Love ya, Richard!

Why, thank you, Michael; tis a pleasure to be aboard this ship of NON-Fools. Just show this sailor-girl to her cabin.  I do need to change and freshen up, then join y'all on the Lido deck for some drinks and chit-chat.

Ah, and Merci beaucoup, Monsieur, for your kind words about my writing style. Very nice of you. May I return the sincere compliment to you, and to many others here whose posts I have thoroughly enjoyed reading.

Have a great evening, sir.

*Salute!*

RadioGaGaGirl de Canada

Hey there, Frys Girl, thanks so much for the welcome. And I agree with you, honey, I think we are indeed becoming the majority...here's hoping!

Yeah, the George Nightly Watch was actually the first area where I ventured when I came across this site. Those re-caps by PhantasticSanShiSan (hope I got that user name right) are absolutely brilliant, as are all the other comments. I can't tell you how I p****d myself laughing at many of them.

Catherine Austin Fizzle? LOL! I KNOW! Will someone give that dame a drink of water to clear her throat? The same with Linda Mouldy Howdy....God...I mean, intelligent women, to be sure, whether you agree with them or not, but those voices!

And will SOMEONE tell "The Numbers Lady" that HERS is UP!

See ya around here, Frys Girl. Have a great evening.

Hmmm...in my mind's eye, I can hear George utter:

"You know, this reincarnation thing, according to many experts, it just keeps on happening to some people again and again. Unbelievable! It's like some kind of de sha voo all over again or something like that. It's like repeat episodes of The Twilight Zone, only our repeat lives are in colour, not black and white."

GOD, darlings....help us all. I need a stiff martini.

Well, all THIS waterlogged Canadian gal can muster is....Hallelujah!

New person on-board!

Now, someone help me aboard this lifeboat, will ya? I've been adrift in the turbluent Sea of Snoory for far too long now. I'm rather cold, and my mind is numb from being immersed in severe mentally challenged radio waves (coming from Los Angeles and St. Louis...go figure!) for Bhudda knows how long!

You see, I, like you, am a survivor of the shipwreck of Coast To Coast AM; the once-proud vessel that went down in the deep of night, when Capitaino Snoory took the helm from Art Bell.

Honestly, I truly I thought I was "alone at sea". I really believed that I was the only one who could not stomach the sheer idiocy, unprofessionalism and incompetence displayed by Georgie Snoory (and his producers). When I happened upon this site, I read the plethora of SCATHINGLY BRILLIANT comments and opinions about Mr. Snoory with RELISH...but no St. Louis hot sauce, thank y'all very much.

What a relief it is to know that there are others like me who can clearly see Snoory for what he truly is; I concur with the vast majority of comments I have perused before electing to join this site.

I must say, many of your comments have made me laugh out loud and hard - thank you! Your most welcome, colourful, and quite accurate comments about Georgie are right on the Canadian Tire money. Anyone got a Loonie? Or better yet, if you're lookin' for one...I can, like the old Partridge Family song goes...point you, in the direction of Albuquerque...then you make a left and head on over to the L.A. studio where the biggest Looney of em all broadcasts from.

I'm really looking forward to reading some more of the comments on here (I only came upon this site 3 days ago) and adding my own spin, which seems to be very much in congruence with what I have read.

Snoory: "International line...RadioGaGaGirl....you're on the air!"

RGGG: "Hi Georgie!"

Snorry: "You too, honey...you too. Where ya callin' from?"

RGGG:  "Montreal".

Snoory: "Hmmm....that's in Canada, and Canada is north of here. It must be freezing
            cold there, huh? Lots of icebergs in Montreal? *chuckles*".

RGGG: "Uh....It's April here."

Snoory: "Good for you...good for you."

RGGG: "I'm a long time-caller, first time listener."

Snoory: "That's great. Always good to hear from a long time fan.
             Say? where ya calling from?"

RGGG: "M  o  n  t  r  e  a  l".

Snoory: "You Canadians talk so goofy! I...love...it."

RGGG: "On the ball as always, eh Georgie?".

Snoory: "RadioGaGaGirl...do you believe in EVIL?"

RGGG: "Why, of course!" I mean, how else would you explain Premiere Radio's decision
           to extend your contract to 2017, and keep you polluting the airwaves, not
           to mention assaulting and insulting the collective intelligence of your dwindling
           audience...trailer parks and certain southern counties not counting?"

Snoory: "Uh....*chuckles*...Uh...*chuckles*...err...ya know Richard C. Hoagland
            thinks those two satellites collided on purpose up there in space, and you
            know that I don't not believe in coincidences for no reason other than things
            happen in this crazy universe for a reason....but...what is that reason?"

RGGG: "You know, George, I'd like to give you a piece of my...."

Snoory: "And later on, Linda Moulton Howe will be joining us to discuss black hoes in
            outer space, and I'll have an update for you on that poor little Edwina
            Shcumacher, who was dressed as a peanut at the San Diego zoo and was
            attacked by an elephant. She's in criminal condition, but she's gonna be
            okay. I wonder if this has anything to do with the contaminashun of peanuts
            from that plant in Georgia..."

RGGG: "Speaking of black holes, George..."

Snoory: "Ah! Whaddya know? We accidentally lost RadioGaGaGirl. Well, these things
            happen, like intradimensional shadow people, I guess. Even the ones who
            wear hats! Back in a moment!"

BUMPER MUSIC: The group "Men Without Hats" performing their 80's hit "Safety Dance".