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Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 14, 2022, 08:03:10 PMI hope she had the decency to give him his protein rich compost worms he said he would survive on.

No way. She got the mealies too. Sold them to a Babushka for 75 hryvnia as chicken feed.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 14, 2022, 06:15:27 PMWhere is Ed Dames these days? It will probably hit right there.

I assume the Ukrainian he married, sucked him dry and kicked his little dutch boy butt to the curb once the bank account was empty.

Cleveland, Ohio.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 05, 2022, 04:19:43 PMwar is so cruel

Indeed.

The drone strike on that dude taking the gobble belongs to history now.

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 05, 2022, 04:01:57 PMOof.  Or maybe Crimean War 2.0 

You just gave Shreddie a raging hard on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGw5DKX6U6w

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 05, 2022, 02:41:06 PMMaybe tempt Ukraine to launch that winter attack on Moscow 

The Uke's don't have a hair on their ass if they don't keep rolling across the border all the way to the Volga. Perhaps by then the Rompin' Stompin' Russian Army will be born again hard and we'll have Stalingrad 2.0

Quote from: WOTR on October 05, 2022, 12:29:58 AMWith winter coming, and two pipelines that have now been blown to hell and probably out of commission for eternity, I wonder who Germany will have to turn to for gas? I wonder what demands that gas will come with? Somehow, I doubt that it will just be supplied at the market price with no strings attached.

Horst is already bitching.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/05/german-minister-criticizes-us-over-astronomical-natural-gas-prices.html

Bomb away.   


https://twitter.com/saintjavelin/status/1577358156891668481?

Winnie the Pooh showed up at China National Day. Very much alive.

...and will you be wearing these NWO satanic sneaker pups?
https://twitter.com/AndTartary/status/1573649298704797696

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 24, 2022, 03:44:25 PM>dat stance tho

Beyond sad. Great looking rig and they turn it into a goatscrew.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 24, 2022, 08:00:27 AMPaging special China correspondent @Woks_At_Night 🎙👀

Been following this for several days now. Lots of reports of Chinese military units on the move but that would be perfectly normal for this time of year. October 1st is China National Day where they put on that big parade in Beijing. Initially the stuff I was seeing about a coup was from the usual Anti-CCP outlets - Jennifer Zheng, The Epoch Times and that Hunter Biden Cock Pix dude. Just wrote it off due to wishful thinking on their part. Howeve the rumors haven't died down and I don't know why flights would be cancelled broadly.

Certainly the people of China have had a bellyful of Xi's Covid horseshit. Standing in line at 3AM to get tested and praying that the app on your cell phone stays green so you can leave your abode the next day has to be grinding some gears.

Senda reports that the baddest mother of a feline on the planet, Orangey Cat is MIA and feared dead. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxUesLJws4

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 22, 2022, 03:58:26 AMYou just wait till Barbra Streisand, or some other faggy icon, turns her toes up. I will unmask all my batteries of venom in retaliation.

As long as it is not Bette Midler. You don't want to kill the lad, do you?

Groyper blowing Spoof out with a Massive Gassive at about the 3 minute mark. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9SUQKVETe4

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 08:32:38 AM"As you know we have relinquished Hong Kong back to the natives, however, we saved these prized knives. Stronger and sharper than Ginsu knives and can even cut through a can of baked beans and still slice your bread with ease. Only 3 easy payments of 5 Guineas, sorry Euros, sorry Pounds and they can be yours!" Director: 'that take was great but less smiling, we can see those horrible teeth.'

Nice.

Wonder if he would swallow enough pride to hook up with Colonial Penn?

"Breaking. His Majesty King Charles will now address the Realm"

"My loyal subjects. These are troubling times. One of the worries that trouble most of us is 'What will happen to me when I can no longer feed myself?'. Well I am very happy to announce that I have entered into a special agreement with our American cousins and our good friends at Colonial Penn.  For only 20 pounds a month you can buy peace of mind with the Colonial Penn's food dribbler plan.  Never has the special relationship between our proud nations been more special". 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 08:58:49 AM"We do not see our biscuits, are they being given due pride-of-place?  We were expecting at least 31 inches of prime eye-level shelving."

At least it is in the "Specialty" section. Not lumped in with that Heinz rubbish.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 08:26:18 AMOH they have been doing that for generations, you can get pork pies with the royal arms on them at M&S I think, special purveyors to the queen or something, nation of money-grubbing shopkeepers, the whole lot of em.

Old Boney was right............

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 08:23:53 AMhttps://www.aei.org/op-eds/court-battle-over-newmans-own-foundation-raises-important-questions-for-philanthropy/

https://patch.com/connecticut/westport/newmans-own-foundation-responds-lawsuit-filed-newman-daughters

See?

Maybe King Charles will branch out into Televangelism as he has been selected by the Lord to reign. Offering 30% off "His Majesty's Dead Sea Scroll Steak Knives" on late night TV. 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 08:17:23 AMOoh is there a Battenberg cake involved?  I was not aware 👀

Who knows?  Just tickled me that a Royal Sovereign would be out hawking "foodstuffs". Who the hell does he think he is? Paul Newman?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 07:59:35 AMI don't know why he gets such grief for Poundbury, it looks very English to me.  You guys have been wreaking havoc making pasteboard knockoffs of every great civilization in the past to salve your desperate inferiority, there is nothing more English, goes all the way back to Inigo Jones, or at least to when St. Paul's went to Brighton and pupped.

Didn't even bust his balls over the Prince of Wales Battenburg Cake opening. Tsk. Tsk.

Savage Audits.  Knifed live on stream. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ph4Pr1cl58

He is a guy that wanders around the Bay Area and streams live.  He took a hiatus for quite sometime after being knifed, live on stream by a Jihadi [no for real] while in the Tenderloin.

He is live now - out inna woods:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn4Q6D8uTdM

Quote from: Juan on September 20, 2022, 03:27:29 PMJoshua P Warren - no period

Is that dude still alive?  Last I remember, he left Asheville for Puerto Rico. I figured his lifespan there would be about six weeks tops before he pissed someone off enough to have his throat slit and body dumped in the rain forest.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 20, 2022, 10:27:10 AMYour ribbons etc. have been in utter shambles over there ever since they let relatives wear their dead fathers' and grandfathers' medals pinned to their anoraks for Remembrance Sunday, a sort of spiraling decoration inflation that inevitably leads to sort of Soviet-general clinking and clanking at the top which was on full display yesterday.  I even saw a Garter star pinned to a business suit!

Almost Norkie-like then?

Her Majesty's death is irreversible and in fact she is trapped.

Said so right on the TV:
https://twitter.com/goulcher/status/1571881561041293313

The United States could have theoritically had a King Spotswood. We wuz robbed. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnBveop5no

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 18, 2022, 06:41:34 PMJust saw King Harald arriving for the big pre-funeral party 

The old boy has to hang in there. The heir Haakon, married a commoner single mother whose baby daddy was a felon and was pretty chummy with Epstein and now has a fatal disease. Perhaps the heir's judgement is a tad rocky.

Quote from: pate on September 16, 2022, 10:28:30 AMThread, has this been properly 'splained/debunked:



Seems legit, Nautical Shore?

-p

Huh. I figured it was because the Queen had liberated the talking goat from the old man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47H99gKlo4