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Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 24, 2022, 04:44:25 PM>dat stance tho

Beyond sad. Great looking rig and they turn it into a goatscrew.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 24, 2022, 09:00:27 AMPaging special China correspondent @Woks_At_Night 🎙👀

Been following this for several days now. Lots of reports of Chinese military units on the move but that would be perfectly normal for this time of year. October 1st is China National Day where they put on that big parade in Beijing. Initially the stuff I was seeing about a coup was from the usual Anti-CCP outlets - Jennifer Zheng, The Epoch Times and that Hunter Biden Cock Pix dude. Just wrote it off due to wishful thinking on their part. Howeve the rumors haven't died down and I don't know why flights would be cancelled broadly.

Certainly the people of China have had a bellyful of Xi's Covid horseshit. Standing in line at 3AM to get tested and praying that the app on your cell phone stays green so you can leave your abode the next day has to be grinding some gears.

Senda reports that the baddest mother of a feline on the planet, Orangey Cat is MIA and feared dead. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxUesLJws4

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 22, 2022, 04:58:26 AMYou just wait till Barbra Streisand, or some other faggy icon, turns her toes up. I will unmask all my batteries of venom in retaliation.

As long as it is not Bette Midler. You don't want to kill the lad, do you?

Groyper blowing Spoof out with a Massive Gassive at about the 3 minute mark. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9SUQKVETe4

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 09:32:38 AM"As you know we have relinquished Hong Kong back to the natives, however, we saved these prized knives. Stronger and sharper than Ginsu knives and can even cut through a can of baked beans and still slice your bread with ease. Only 3 easy payments of 5 Guineas, sorry Euros, sorry Pounds and they can be yours!" Director: 'that take was great but less smiling, we can see those horrible teeth.'

Nice.

Wonder if he would swallow enough pride to hook up with Colonial Penn?

"Breaking. His Majesty King Charles will now address the Realm"

"My loyal subjects. These are troubling times. One of the worries that trouble most of us is 'What will happen to me when I can no longer feed myself?'. Well I am very happy to announce that I have entered into a special agreement with our American cousins and our good friends at Colonial Penn.  For only 20 pounds a month you can buy peace of mind with the Colonial Penn's food dribbler plan.  Never has the special relationship between our proud nations been more special". 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 09:58:49 AM"We do not see our biscuits, are they being given due pride-of-place?  We were expecting at least 31 inches of prime eye-level shelving."

At least it is in the "Specialty" section. Not lumped in with that Heinz rubbish.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 09:26:18 AMOH they have been doing that for generations, you can get pork pies with the royal arms on them at M&S I think, special purveyors to the queen or something, nation of money-grubbing shopkeepers, the whole lot of em.

Old Boney was right............

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 09:23:53 AMhttps://www.aei.org/op-eds/court-battle-over-newmans-own-foundation-raises-important-questions-for-philanthropy/

https://patch.com/connecticut/westport/newmans-own-foundation-responds-lawsuit-filed-newman-daughters

See?

Maybe King Charles will branch out into Televangelism as he has been selected by the Lord to reign. Offering 30% off "His Majesty's Dead Sea Scroll Steak Knives" on late night TV. 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 09:17:23 AMOoh is there a Battenberg cake involved?  I was not aware 👀

Who knows?  Just tickled me that a Royal Sovereign would be out hawking "foodstuffs". Who the hell does he think he is? Paul Newman?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 08:59:35 AMI don't know why he gets such grief for Poundbury, it looks very English to me.  You guys have been wreaking havoc making pasteboard knockoffs of every great civilization in the past to salve your desperate inferiority, there is nothing more English, goes all the way back to Inigo Jones, or at least to when St. Paul's went to Brighton and pupped.

Didn't even bust his balls over the Prince of Wales Battenburg Cake opening. Tsk. Tsk.

Savage Audits.  Knifed live on stream. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ph4Pr1cl58

He is a guy that wanders around the Bay Area and streams live.  He took a hiatus for quite sometime after being knifed, live on stream by a Jihadi [no for real] while in the Tenderloin.

He is live now - out inna woods:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn4Q6D8uTdM

Quote from: Juan on September 20, 2022, 04:27:29 PMJoshua P Warren - no period

Is that dude still alive?  Last I remember, he left Asheville for Puerto Rico. I figured his lifespan there would be about six weeks tops before he pissed someone off enough to have his throat slit and body dumped in the rain forest.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 20, 2022, 11:27:10 AMYour ribbons etc. have been in utter shambles over there ever since they let relatives wear their dead fathers' and grandfathers' medals pinned to their anoraks for Remembrance Sunday, a sort of spiraling decoration inflation that inevitably leads to sort of Soviet-general clinking and clanking at the top which was on full display yesterday.  I even saw a Garter star pinned to a business suit!

Almost Norkie-like then?

Her Majesty's death is irreversible and in fact she is trapped.

Said so right on the TV:
https://twitter.com/goulcher/status/1571881561041293313

The United States could have theoritically had a King Spotswood. We wuz robbed. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnBveop5no

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 18, 2022, 07:41:34 PMJust saw King Harald arriving for the big pre-funeral party 

The old boy has to hang in there. The heir Haakon, married a commoner single mother whose baby daddy was a felon and was pretty chummy with Epstein and now has a fatal disease. Perhaps the heir's judgement is a tad rocky.

Quote from: pate on September 16, 2022, 11:28:30 AMThread, has this been properly 'splained/debunked:



Seems legit, Nautical Shore?

-p

Huh. I figured it was because the Queen had liberated the talking goat from the old man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47H99gKlo4

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 16, 2022, 03:45:46 AMI can't help being sceptical (note the correct spelling, colonial shitbags) about this whole lying-in-state business. How do we know she's in there?

You will just have to take it on faith bub. I suppose they could have done the Evita Peron thing and whacked her full of glycerin and showed her off in a glass box but wasn't she one of the lizard men? Might be a tough one to explain and then of course you have Dave Icke making a scene = "See! I told you. I bloody told you so!".   

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 14, 2022, 08:31:13 PMIt's a not exact comparison with Brenda's sister Marge. She was infatuated with Townsend, inconveniently he was already married. But a divorce rended him unsuitable anyway.

Her marriage to Snowden didn't go the distance. Though she did produce offspring.

Marge then spent the rest of her years being the girl who would show the fucking establishment just how embarrassing she could really be.

Charles wanted Camilla, badly. But being a pape and eventually marrying another bloke, that sort of chucked a spanner (wrench) in the works.

Diana pops up, arguably more royal than he was.. beautiful, demure, alleged virgin, and the kicker, she was an instant hit with the public though hounded by the press.

But Chuck (because he's an inbred dork) didn't leave it alone with Camilla. Naturally Di was seriously pissed. And eventually retaliated..the rest is history.

After 17 years, it's been accepted that Camilla is a fixture, but...but she's still not Diana. Never could be, ever. And if anything will harm her Queen Consort position, it will be the history. Diana was beloved, deeply. Camilla isn't, and won't be.

So if Charles would have had the hots for Koo Stark instead of Andrew, Koo would be now Queen Consort?



That timeline would be more interesting.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 14, 2022, 08:40:00 PMI wonder how long he'd been stood there? 

Either 10 minutes [stress of the big moment and all that] or 10 hours [I have to go so bad I can taste it. The only way out is to go down].

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1570194219368693760

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 14, 2022, 03:39:12 PMI am warning you monkeypox man

Monkey Pox has been deemed offensive. I believe the acceptable term now is Pride Pox.

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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 14, 2022, 02:32:58 PMshe doesn't have to walk behind like prince consort Prince Philip did.

What? What sort of horse shit is that!  That bitty needs to be a least 4 steps back.

Quote from: Juan on September 14, 2022, 01:39:30 PMWatching The ToDo on tv, it would that Rolls Royce can no longer make a proper limousine.

Did Tata Motors out of India get a hold of RR?

Quote from: albrecht on September 14, 2022, 12:39:22 PMShe is a consort because she cannot inherit the kingdom and therefore title of Queen. It is the weird royal way of protecting bloodlines and retaining wealth. A consort can be male or female and though it 'sounds' sort of sordid (like concubine or escort) it doesn't that meaning (ignoring the current personalities.) Royals and certain religions are always concerned about bloodlines.

So if he would have stuck it out with Diana, she would be referred to in the same manner?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2022, 08:49:41 PMMike Lindell: Feds Seized My Cellphone at Hardee's

Time to start building pillow forts u guys 

At the Hardee's? Is nothing sacred? They could at least let him finish his Angus Frisco burger in peace before hassling him.

Good luck with that dude UK Bro's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t17T7hnGTTc

No wonder you hate the Swedes so much. What an ugly language - sounds like the Dark Speech from Lord of the Rings.

https://twitter.com/yakovpettersson/status/1569232077219942401