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Quote from: Art Bell on August 04, 2015, 02:04:59 PM
It is a VERY big mystery. I get to the Studio a Hour ahead of time, I saw a invite on Skype from Bassett, so I accepted and his was Orange (away) so I figured he was set and just waiting, I started calling him at 8:50 again and again, by 8:55 I started calling his Emergency back up number several times and got only voice mail. By 9:20 I went to break having waited as long as I could. At that point I had no choice but to go to open lines. As far as the congressman who was to come on in the next Hour that would not work because Bassett was the set up for that, besides I was well into open lines by then. So I still have no clue what happened to Bassett, it's like he just wasn't there. He also never tried to Skype or call me. Weird. When doing a show with a no show, a Talk Host has no choice, as the old saying goes, "The show must go on" that is still all I know, nobody seems to know why he never at least answered his back up line?

On the plus side, it was FUN.

Art

I AM BACK WITH ONE COMMENT, WE DID NOT LOAD DAVE TWINKLETOE'S ASS WITH ENOUGH VENOM!

GREAT SAVE FIELD MARSHALL!

GREAT NEWS SCORPION ARMY!
ART'S SHOW IS BLOWING THE COMPETITION AWAY! THERE IS "EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR"
ABOUT "MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT" TO PARAPHRASE THE LATE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER
LONNINE MAYNE! I AM PROUD OF THE SCORPION ARMY FORCES AND THEIR PERFORMANCE
IN RESISTANCE TO THE BLAND AND THE MUNDANE! YOU ALL ROCK PEOPLE!! SO IT'S TIME
TO RETURN THIS PAGE TO IT'S ORIGINAL HOLDER, THAT FORMER LOS ANGELES SUBSTITUTE
TEACHER, WHO'S PICTURE YOU SEE AS HIS ICON! BLESS YOU ALL!!

I am so glad to be out of the Security Hold in Tonopah, I hope the new Midnight in the Desert brings everyone a smile to their night! I am experiencing so much happiness that people are finally happy at this site! I need some vacation time from my odd interlude in Tonopah! I will talk to you more as I decompress!

HERE IS THE BEST "MEN IN BLACK" FILMS EVER MADE! HERE IS THE SHADOW MEN, RELEASED IN 1997,
STARRING ERIC ROBERTS AND SHERILYN FENN! HERE'S WHAT WIKIPEDIA SAYS ABOUT THE FILM:
"The Shadow Men is a 1998 movie in which a married couple, Bob and Dez Wilson, and their 12-year-old son Andy are being accosted by a blinding light when driving home from a daytrip. They wake up a couple of hours later seemingly unscathed but soon experience recurring nightmares.

It seems that they have been abducted by aliens, as is later proved by their son's Andy's handycam that had suddenly started running right after the incident. This is also discovered by mysterious Men In Black who start nagging the family up to the point of threatening to kill them. As they are laughed at by the police they seek refuge at SciFi-writer Stan Mills' house and start fighting back."
HERE IS THAT FILM:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7OXO9V1S8

FOR ART BELL AMATURE RADIO OPERATORS!

THIS IS THE NINE ALARM FIRE HEADED DAVE TWINKLETOES WAY MONDAY!
YOUR TUSH IS ABOUT TO BURN WITH THE SCORPION ARMY'S VENOM!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_gci63CtFY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_gci63CtFY

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on July 14, 2015, 02:22:09 PM
Jeorge has drawn first blood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LO6gGXcIhU

AWAITING ORDERS COMMANDER FORTROCK..

YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS, PREPARE TO MOVE ON A MOMENT'S NOTICE! DAVE TWINKLETOES
IS HEMMORAGING BIGTIME OVER THE ADDITION OF KXL-AM 750 PORTLAND, OREGON! THIS
WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE BIG-POWER NON-COAST STATIONS TO JOIN THE SCORPION ARMY
PROPAGANDA NETWORK! SEEK AND DESTROY PEOPLE, SEEK AND DESTROY!

Quote from: chefist on July 14, 2015, 01:47:02 PM
We knew this would happen! Let's prepare the Scorpion Army to Muster!

THE WAR HAS STARTED, TIME TO DESTROY FOGGY FREQUENCY! THE POWER OF THE SCORPION
ARMY IS ON PATROL, SEND LT. GENERAL ASIA BELL TO THE GATES OF AREA 51 FOR THE SCORPIONS
OF DREAMLAND PATROL TO BE DEPLOYED TO THE DESERT. FORCES ARE READY TO MOVE FROM
TONOPAH WITH FULL TANKERS OF VENOM. WE KNEW IN OUR HEARTS THIS IS GOING TO GET DIRTY.
BRITISH-EGYPTIAN ORION DIVISION FROM YORK, ENGLAND UNDER THE COMMAND OF GENERAL
GRAHAM HANCOCK ARE READY TO MOVE. SCIENTIFIC EXPEDITION ROSWELL UNDER THE COMMAND
OF GENERAL RICHARD C. HOAGLAND ARE PREPARING TO ARRIVE IN PAHRUMP AS WE SPEAK! THE
POWER OF 19.5 READY TO DESTROY ALL RESISTANCE WITH SEDONA PHYSICS!! WE'RE ALL READY
TROOPS FOR WHAT IS TO COME! THE SCORPION ARMY IS PREPARED, AND TRAINED FOR THE ONSLAUGHT
OF DIRTY POOL TO COME! ALL POWER TO THE POWER OF THE SCORPION!

Quote from: nika01 on July 14, 2015, 09:28:42 AM
Quote from new C2C Science Advisor Robert Zimmerman

"A minor note of interest: Coast to Coast has decided to name me their official science adviser. This means they will be giving me more air time to talk about space, astronomy, and other issues relating to science. Should be lots of fun.

And I must say it, for every minute I am on the air talking about the really exciting discoveries in real science, it will be one less minute they can waste talking about silly stuff like UFOs and ancient civilizations on the far side of the Moon. Without doubt this can only be a gain, for them, their audience, and society in general."

Wonder how he feels about turmeric?

THE SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE JUST GOT WIND OF THE OFFICIAL COMMERCIAL
SPONSOR FOR THIS SEGMENT OF COAST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S43xHezUKlc

REMEMBER ART BELL WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

FROM THE SCORPION ARMY SIGNAL CORP:

TO ART BELL "MIDNITE IN THE DESERT" PEOPLE, THERE WILL BE DIFFICULTY IN HEARING
THE SHOW IN MANY PARTS OF AMERICA IF YOUR DRIVING AROUND, AND DEPENDING ON
YOUR AM/FM CAR RADIO. AS YOU KNOW ART WILL BE ON SHORTWAVE! BUT THERE ARE
CURRENTLY NO PRODUCTION CAR RADIOS WITH SHORTWAVE ON THEIR DIALS. THAT COULD
CHANGE WITH YOUR HELP! SUPPORT THE MANUFACTURE OF A CROWD-FUNDED AUTOMOTIVE
SHORTWAVE RADIO BEING PROPOSED BY FRED STUDENBERG! THIS MAN WOULD MAKE A
GREAT FIRST-HOUR TYPE GUEST FOR THE FIELD MARSHALL ART BELL!! HERE IS THE WEBSITE
DISCUSSING THE IDEA:

http://swling.com/blog/2015/07/vote-support-the-production-of-a-car-shortwave-radio/

HERE'S A SHOW SUGGESTION ON A SHOW, BRITISH SCIENCE FICTION SHOW PRODUCER
GERRY ANDERSON HAD A SHOW CALLED "UFO", ART MAY REMEMBER THIS SHOW FROM
THE 1970-1971 TV SEASON. THE INSIDE KNOWLEDGE OF A POTENTIAL WAR BETWEEN EARTH
AND EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIENS WAS AMAZING IN IT'S INSIGHT!! DO YOU THINK WE COULD
DO A GERRY ANDERSON "INSIDE KNOWLEDGE SHOW", AND WHO WOULD WE GET AS THE
SHOW'S GUEST? HERE IS ALL OF THE EPISODES:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQtuowj2GvM&list=PLiaQGDce_8bVp12e4lqlZyFO1enQSaBWq

Quote from: chefist on July 08, 2015, 10:49:26 PM
This is what Art was referring to...be on alert Scorpion Army!

General Fort Rock! Muster the Troops!

SEEK AND DESTROY TROOPS, SEEK AND DESTROY!

Quote from: Art Bell on July 08, 2015, 07:48:28 PM
The night before the New York Stock Exchange temporarily suspended trading due to an “internal technical issue,” the hacker collective Anonymous had a cryptic message for Wall Street on Twitter.

“Wonder if tomorrow is going to be bad for Wall Street…. we can only hope,” said the tweet posted at 11:45 p.m. Tuesday.

I knew it.....

Art

THE HACKER COLLECTIVE "ANONYMOUS" = THE CHINA / NORTH KOREA COLLECTIVE!

Quote from: Art Bell on July 07, 2015, 10:00:57 PM
We just had a really violent thunderstorm here, lost Power and Internet for almost a hour, if I had been on air.....

Art

TO THE FIELD MARSHALL, HAVE YOU RENEWED YOUR COMMERCIAL RADIOTELEPHONE LICENSE LATELY?
WITH THE NEW LISTENERS WITH WORLDBAND SHORTWAVE RADIOS YOUR OLD 8MHZ EMERGENCY BAND
COMMUNICATIONS COULD COME HANDY!

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on July 07, 2015, 10:10:23 AM
Absolutely not and I hope I never do. I'm scared of witches.
See, FortRock drafted several of us as Generals in the Art Bell Scorpion Army a few years back due to our loyalty to Mr. Bell. This wasn't a choice and no documents or secrecy oaths signed, but one that was given to us. Fort Rock is de facto, commander of his army and I was requesting and awaiting orders due to my prolonged absence.
I am sure at this very moment Commander FortRock is taking inventory of the MRE's, stinkbombs, piss grenades and other munitions as we speak. He could very well be planning on a Nori siege.

Commander FortRock, request comms. Status 7, over.

THIS IS SCORPION ARMY COMMAND CENTER TONOPAH OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE:
WEAPONS OF MASS HARRASSMENT LOADED AND PREPARED FOR THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE FORCES
OF FOGGY FREQUENCY, AND CHIEF PROPAGANDIST DAVE TWINKLETOES! PREPARE FOR FINAL MOVES TO TAKE
OVER ALL COMMUNICATIONS CHANNELS, BABY MONITORS, BABIES, ETC. YES WE'RE NOW ADDING CHANNELING
THROUGH THE MOUTHS OF BABIES AS A WAY FOR THE FIELD MARSHALL'S SHOW TO AIR! BE READY TO DESTROY
THE CANCEROUS EMPIRE OF OLE' TURMERIC BREATH! WE DO NOT ENGAGE IN SIEGE, WE ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!!
WE WILL GATHER AS FORCES ON THE EVENING OF 07/19/2015 TO TOTALLY SURROUND THE FORTRESS, AND IT'S
CRUMBLING WALLS! WE WILL HAVE FORCES ON OUR SIDE IN A D-DAY BLITZ FROM BRITISH FORCES COMMANDED BY
GENERAL GRAHAM HANCOCK, AND HIS BRITISH-EGYPTIAN "ORION COMMAND"! PYRAMID POWER WILL DESTROY THE
EVIL EMPIRE OF FOGGY FREQUENCY FOREVER! FORWARD MARCH!

I SAW THIS LADY IN SCOLARI'S IN TONOPAH BUYING BUD LIGHT BEER
SHE CLAIMED SHE WAS J.C.'S WIFE EDNA! YOU MEAN SHE LIED TO ME,
AND IS REALLY SOME COUNTRY'S HEAD OF STATE? PRETTY HOMELY
FOR A HEAD OF STATE! BUT I'LL BUY IT!

Quote from: Art Bell on July 04, 2015, 12:53:14 PM
I know July 4th is not the best day for this but I could not ignore the symbolic feel of it for me. I am FREE!


Art

THIS IS CELEBRATION TIME, FOGGY FREQUENCY HAS SCREWED THE POOCH! DAVE TWINKLETOES?
HE'S DUMB AS A BRICK! (SORRY BRICKS, I JUST INSULTED YOU)!!
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFSolfjSgHE

Quote from: nbirnes on July 01, 2015, 03:53:25 PM
Your startup may be small, but it contains >scorpions<. Lots of them, and they are multiplying. Serenity? Not now.

Happy Canada Day.

IF FOGGY FREQUENCY THINKS FOR ONE MINUTE THEY WILL WIN, THE SCORPION
ARMY IS READY, WE ARE INTELLIGENT, AND POWERFUL, EVEN IF WE DON'T HAVE
JAGS, AND BROOKS BROTHERS SUITS! WE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT UNTIL VANQUISHED
BY SUPERIOR LOGIC! WE WILL WIN, THERE IS NOTHING TO STOP US NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmKtc

Quote from: Art Bell on June 30, 2015, 10:22:49 PM
There is another SHOCK ahead.

Art

HERE IS COAST TO COAST AM'S NEW THEME MUSIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kSFWCt1rFM

NOTE FROM THE SCORPION ARMY, DID YOU NOTICE THIS ART BELL QUOTE
"RICHARD TELLS ME", SO THE FIELD MARSHALL AND GENERAL OF THE SCIENCE
CORP, SCORPION ARMY ARE IN CONTACT! DOES THIS INDICATE A POSITIVE
FUTURE FOR OLE' TURMERIC BREATH? WATCH THIS VIDEO, AND THINK, HOW
CAREER-DEADLY IS DAVE TWINKLETOES TAIL-SPIN?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-p_n0A_8ko

Quote from: Art Bell on June 29, 2015, 10:39:14 PM
Watch for big news Tomorrow.

Art

SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE IS SAYING OLE' TURMERIC BREATH IS GOING TO ABSOLUTELY
HATE THIS NEWS! YES FOGGY FREQUENCY AND DAVE TWINKLETOES, TOMMORROW IS GOING
TO BE VERY BAD! THINGS ARE GETTING SO BAD OUT THERE, A HUMANE PERSON WOULD TELL
YOU TO CALL ART TODAY AND CAPITUALATE! BUT I'M NOT HUMANE, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ROMAN
ARENA, AND ALL OF OUR THUMBS ARE POINTING DOWN!

IT'S THE TRUTH, AND I'M STICKING TO IT!

BLESSINGS TO YOU ART, AND YOUR FAMILY, THIS IS A HUGE LOSS IN THE
"MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT" FAMILY. TAKE CARE ART IN THE DAYS AHEAD!

Quote from: Zenman on June 26, 2015, 06:03:42 PM
Sorry. I don't think we have to worry. The Chinese have plenty of federal employee info to fool around with for a while.

(I'm sorry I mentioned that if you're a federal employee.)

WELL HERE'S THE DEAL FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE. THE FIELD MARSHALL
WILL BE READY TO BROADCAST CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND THE MIDDLE EAST EXPERIENCING RADIATION
THERAPY FOR THEIR LITTLE CASE OF CANCER SOON! STOLEN CONSTRUCTED-UPON ISLANDS, HACKING, ISIS,
MAKING THREATS THEY CAN CARRY OUT! THIS WILL BE PART OF ART BELL'S WORLD. REMEMBER WHY ART
IS GLAD HE'S GETTING A SHORTWAVE PRESENCE, SO WE ALL GET OFF OUR GEORGE NOORY'S AND GET A WORLD
BAND SHORTWAVE RADIO. WHY, ART STILL CAN OPERATE IN THE 8MHZ. EMERGENCY BAND! THIS MIGHT JUST
BE YOUR ALTERNATIVE TO THIS TYPE OF RADIO STATION ON LONGWAVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ltInN_bTA

Quote from: Art Bell on June 25, 2015, 09:01:17 PM
I had NOTHING to do with Dave getting his job, I believe he was picked by Kraig Kitchen who is the one who asked me to say "he gets it"

Art

GREAT LAST NAME FOR A GUY WHO NEEDS TO BE WORKING HERE, INSTEAD OF RADIO!

A MAJOR TREAT FOR YOU ALL FROM THE SCORPION ARMY COMMISARY:
ONE OF THE DISHES FOR ANYTIME YOU WANT A TREAT, ESPECIALLY THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY
IS HOT GERMAN POTATO SALAD! WHAT'S GREAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS; POTATOES, EGGS, AND
BACON, YES BACON! EVERYONE LOVES BACON! THIS GOES GREAT WITH BBQ PORK CHOPS OR A
LOIN OF PORK! AND SINCE THERE IS NO TURKEY, IT'S ART BELL HOUSEHOLD FRIENDLY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGZThRTaX0Y

Quote from: Dateline on June 24, 2015, 02:13:59 PM
What I love about this marketing campaign and station surge is that it is grass roots.  That makes it all the more sweeter.

THROUGH THE POWER OF THE SCORPION ARMY OFFICER CORP HERE AT BELLGAB WE'RE BUILDING
PROBABLY THE FIRST FAN-BUILT RADIO NETWORK IN THE HISTORY OF BROADCASTING. THAT'S RIGHT
NO INKSLINGERS IN WINGTIPS DIRECTING THIS, YOUR BUILDING IT OUT OF YOUR OWN SWEAT. REMEMBER
THE FIELD MARSHALL ART BELL WAS HAPPY WITH JUST COMPUTER AND OTHER MOBILE DEVICE DISTRIBUTION.
BUT NNOO, YOU ACTED, AND CONTINUE TO ACT TO BUILD ART BELL'S SCORPION RADIO NETWORK! THE ART
BELL SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY CONTINUES TO BUILD AND THRIVE, AND YOU ALL BUILT IT!

Quote from: (Redacted) on June 23, 2015, 05:09:18 PM

All I will say, Sir, Mr Fort Rock, Sir, is that Scorpion Army Boot Camp went well, and I am ready to report for duty.  Sir.

GREAT NEWS, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF VENOM TO DISPENSE WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. SCORPION ARMY
INTELLIGENCE IS NOW TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT FOGGY FREQUENCY AND OLE' TURMERIC BREATH'S PRODUCTION
COMPANY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE NEIGHBOR FINGER ON THE SAME HAND IS DOING! THEY'RE HOPPING AROUND
LIKE A PERSON BAREFOOT ON HOT PAHRUMP PAVEMENT! WE'RE GETTING REPORTS NOW OF STATIONS WHO ARE AS
QUEASY AS A 6 YEAR OLD ON AN EASTER CANDY BENDER ABOUT THEIR LATE NIGHT FUTURE! COAST IS DEAD MY FRIENDS!

Quote from: Catsmile on June 22, 2015, 10:23:50 PM
Art has a Pinay wife, he could have canned meatloaf, Spam, sweet spaghetti, lechon baboy, sisig, balut... the list goes on; and gets more exotic. Have you ever seen 2 pinayz fight over a crunchy pigs ear, or get into a tussle with a pinay for a crispy baboy ear?  It wouldn't suprise me if half Arts electric usage went into cooking sticky rice, that was bought at the asian market in 25 Kilo bags. Bless Pinayz

I AM PERSONALLY INSULTED BY YOUR DISRESPECT! ALL THE EFFORTS OF THE SCORPION ARMY TO GET
ART BACK ON THE AIR COULD FALL APART OVER THIS KIND OF CONDUCT!! ENOUGH SAID!!!

Quote from: aldousburbank on June 21, 2015, 12:17:17 PM
KTNN

THANK YOU FOR THAT CONFIRMATION!! THE WARRIORS OF NAVAJO NATION
JOIN THE FORCES OF THE SCORPION ARMY IN AN ALL-OUT ASSAULT AGAINST
THE HORRORS OF NORRYISM! WE BEGIN DELIVERING THE VENOM FOR THE
WARRIOR'S ARROWS!

FROM FORTRESS TONOPAH!