What on earth is going on at this point?

Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost · January 07, 2016, 11:56:37 AM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 07, 2016, 11:51:04 AM

75% believe they've been abducted by aliens; 50% believe angels are real; 25% that unicorns are real...

Could you please put that in the form of a Venn diagram? Thanks!

stenjay · January 07, 2016, 11:58:38 AM

Quote from: ItsOver on January 07, 2016, 11:54:02 AM
"What about portals?"

"50% of the top 25% of the bottom 1/3 percent of Angels believe in portals" - Dave Noory Bernie Sanders

K_Dubb · January 07, 2016, 11:59:49 AM

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 07, 2016, 11:34:13 AM
A stalker pryed
Lights were applied
A caller replied
Cops arrived
A child cried
A wife diatribed
Art complied
So Art stepped aside
A show got fried
Heather tried
Lots of fans cried.

That's all I got.

Wow, eleven lines of dimeter on the same rhyme. I am impressed!

ponyboysunset · January 07, 2016, 12:00:56 PM

Quote from: Paper*Boy on January 07, 2016, 11:53:43 AM
Art lied
Audience sighed

They tried to catch an invisible guy :

While DMDN died
The rules no longer applied
And those on the board took sides

GravitySucks · January 07, 2016, 12:01:34 PM

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2016, 11:59:49 AM
Wow, eleven lines of dimeter on the same rhyme. I am impressed!

I didn't want to end with 13 so I left out:

Some say Art lied

And

George Noory sighed

stenjay · January 07, 2016, 02:00:13 PM

Almost too apathetic to add to this anymore now that my vent has been thoroughly purged, but looks like the latest sentiment that he has expressed is that he is genuinely regretting how he handled everything at this point and has no clue how to fix things. I don't know what I would do at this point either. Case closed, in my opinion.

Jackstar · January 07, 2016, 02:01:54 PM

Quote from: stenjay on January 07, 2016, 02:00:13 PM
he is genuinely regretting how he handled everything at this point and has no clue how to fix things.

I'm here to help.

stenjay · January 07, 2016, 02:06:13 PM

Quote from: Jackstar on January 07, 2016, 02:01:54 PM
I'm here to help.

Maybe you can help me by lobbying for a stalker deterrent idea I don't think I have seen anyone else bring to the table yet: booby traps. Straight up Kevin McCallister style.

GravitySucks · January 07, 2016, 02:19:20 PM

Quote from: stenjay on January 07, 2016, 02:06:13 PM
Maybe you can help me by lobbying for a stalker deterrent idea I don't think I have seen anyone else bring to the table yet: booby traps. Straight up Kevin McCallister style.

producer@artbell.com

Heather would get a kick out of that...

ROFLMAO

Soylentblue · January 07, 2016, 05:46:09 PM

Quote from: stenjay on January 07, 2016, 09:54:06 AM
"I also want to thank her for jumping in and holding the spot open while I try and figure things out, she is doing a fantastic job."

SHOCKING! I am absolutely shocked! Stop the presses! Art Bell is hinting at a comeback?

But I thought he was gone for good? Say it isn't so?

My prayers and Keith's are answered. Art MIGHT come back.

bellNwhistle · January 07, 2016, 06:00:01 PM

MV explained Turbo Mode in his last PM? PM to whom? Not to me.

Dammit it all to heck.