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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM

norland2424

Representative Richard Martin has had the same haircut since seventh grade. The same goes for his worldview. He is comfortable around a variety of folks, from upper-class to upper-middle-class. He enjoys shaking hands and looking folks straight in the eye. Especially if he’s wearing cologne.

He is proud of his tenure as CEO of Ohio Petroleum & Synthetics and does not regret his cost-saving measures. He organized dumping into the river because there was a drought. He was raising the level of the river out of sheer patriotism. He still does not believe the chemicals hurt anyone. Eventually he was forced to resign because of overly-litigious lawyers representing the hysterical mothers of a few very, very, slightly deformed babies.

In his spare time, he drives around in his Humvee for hours brainstorming on how to get the price of gas down. He admits it is very relaxing for him.




zeebo

Starting to think this is a setup as well.  Still funny though.


Taco Bell

Quote from: JesusJuice on April 01, 2016, 09:44:16 PM
Caller should be the host instead.

Would listen/10

Lost it on the tortillas and trouble thing.




I hope Hoagland is on tonight what a weirdo.

Kolchak

His name is Paul Gilmartin. He's a comedian. And based on this, I'd like to hear his set.

=Schlyder=

Wow.. can this show get any fucking worse? 



Ghost Nutter

"mall cop"" now this guy is pushing it

trostol

Quote from: norland2424 on April 01, 2016, 09:51:23 PM
you know this is set up right lol

yes..but she sounds liek she is getting overly..butt hurt lol

I attend that fundraiser. Donated $100,000 last year.


Firefighter

......I have to say....I changed the station...listening to c2c....at least noory isn't hanging on to a fake caller pretending to do a fake interview...granted its babble about technology and surgery with the guest's baby coughing up a lung in the background but it's still not whatever has happened to open lines



zeebo

This dude's gonna be late for his 10pm lounge show hehe

Lilith

Quote from: norland2424 on April 01, 2016, 09:51:23 PM
you know this is set up right lol

It's actually amusing the heck out of me for a change on MITD.  It's been a while. 8)

Taco Bell

Quote from: Kolchak on April 01, 2016, 09:51:40 PM
His name is Paul Gilmartin. He's a comedian. And based on this, I'd like to hear his set.

Jimmy Pardo crossed my mind at first.

norland2424

Quote from: trostol on April 01, 2016, 09:52:37 PM
yes..but she sounds liek she is getting overly..butt hurt lol

shes acting badly, i do wonder how much Art paid to have this guy call in tho lol

Noorynoid

Vietnam! Home of the $5 boom boom!  All night long!

Dyna-X

Quote from: Kolchak on April 01, 2016, 09:51:40 PM
His name is Paul Gilmartin. He's a comedian. And based on this, I'd like to hear his set.

Satire. I feel much better now.


Roswells, Art

Quote from: brig on April 01, 2016, 09:42:02 PM
I think so too !!  I hope he keeps talking for another 2 hours.

lol

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