Midnight In The Desert

[Kolchak]

"The Fahrenheit Nine-One-One of UFO documentaries"

[Juan Cena]

You found the Edmund Fitzegerald?

I saw Edmund Fitzgerald drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect.

[GravitySucks]

Why is Keith still running this ad saying Art is "guiding behind the scenes" when he's stated here that he has nothing to do with the program?

I believe he said he doesn't have anything to do with the network. I'm sure he is still trying to help Heathor as a mentor.

[Donald Noory]

I think this guest has a rod up his ass.

[Ghost Nutter]

I think I see rods all the time lol

[trostol]

is this really one of cheech and chong?

[akwilly]

I see squiggly lines if I get dehydrated and sit up to quickly.

[Donald Noory]

What's that weird echo on her voice? I hear that when I call Time Warner or someplace, and they monitor their employees. Maybe Keith is monitoring her.

[Chronaut]

I don't know but I heard some show several years ago about it. About her trying to go to college and it was a cool, creepy story if very improbable. But I forget what show but the story was cool (using the blind gal, boarding rooms, special delivery foods, social problems, etc.) Weird. I need to check out the Hughes's episode. Thanks.

Here it is - until someone digs into it I figure it's just a cool creepy story, but even those are hard to come by:
http://theunexplained.tv/paranormal-podcasts/edition-168

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Eric Burdon.  He was pushing a book but it wasn't paranormal.

I remember that!  He was living in the Mojave Desert near Joshua Tree Park, spent a lot of time watching the skies, and had seen several UFOs, if I remember right.  I'm a fan of his music, especially The Animals.  Those boys could play, and they didn't pretend to be cute about it!

[Kolchak]

"That kind of providence is the most compelling case for the matter that we speak."

What?

[Donald Noory]

Why is Keith still running this ad saying Art is "guiding behind the scenes" when he's stated here that he has nothing to do with the program?

Because he thinks if people believe that Art is in some way involved with the show still, that they won't dump their subscriptions.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I saw Edmund Fitzgerald drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect.

You mean so even Edmund Fitzgeral was a hoax. God Damn.

[GravitySucks]

He should get his facts right. TSS flew on STS-46 (1992) and STS-75 (1996)

Not STS-78.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Curiosity about Jose died a long time ago.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I think this guest has a rod up his ass.

Fuk. Many rods. Silultaneously.

[Jocko Johnson]

The guest pool started drying up about the time Netscape released a browser for the Internet and people could search for "evidence". This is a challenge for any paranormal show. All of these guests make the rounds on way too many shows, retelling the same stories.

I think if MITD is going to continue, that it needs to expand subject matter, much like you have suggested.

You should email specific suggestions into the show.

I have emailed a guest I'd love to hear since I have never heard him. He msy not give interviews,  but he is a sci fi alternative history author and could be the first and best of our time...Harry Turtledove.
If anyone else thinks he's good of likes him let's send in a few requests to the show...comments?

[Ghost Nutter]

I understand why dirty grandpa is getting beat up by movie critics...but I  like it...it reminds me of something Rodney  dangerfield would have done back in the day

[Donald Noory]

He saw a rod fly out of his wife's twat...the dildo was too lubed up and her snatch sent it rocketing by his head.

[superfan]

Fuk. Many rods. Silultaneously.

I just saw a big ROD in my pants.

[Jocko Johnson]

If I saw black-eyed people like that, my curiosity would take over & I'd've gotten nosy & tried to examine them closely.  Could it have been a "simple" matter of mydriasis?

Bang one over the head and stuff'em in the freezer...for later research.  Call Alfred and have the bat cave spectro-analyzer cranked up for tests.

[trostol]

so..that is so not fast enough for a sonic boom lol

[Robert]

Those black eyed children stories creep me the fuck out

Let's try to get past the creeping-out & solve one of these.

So we have two children who've been briefly let off by someone's home by their tall, black-garbed parents in the middle of the night.  They seem to have pupils that fill their eyes, and need to use the bathroom.  Nobody talks much.  The lights go out & one of the hosts gets a nosebleed.  Much later, he's diagnosed with a melanoma and she has a vague complaint of bad health.

I'm thinking the mysterious visitors were affected by some drug that produced mydriasis & diuresis.  They were on their way somewhere with the family, who may not even have been dressed entirely in black, because everything looks black at night.  Everyone needs a toilet, but the parents, not wanting to be a big bother, decide not to ask at some house whether all 4 of them can use the bathroom, & instead have the bright idea of having the kids ask at one house and themselves at another.

So then why are they drugged?  Perhaps they were on a long road trip & the parents had the idea of sedating the children, but made the mistake (as even a MD pharmacology prof of mine once did) of forgetting that such drugs' psychoactivity often works anomalously on children -- uppers acting like downers & vice versa.

The electricity going out simply had an independent cause.  A nosebleed can develop in anyone regardless of history.

[Jocko Johnson]

Coulda been a lawyer

Sure, IRS guy or insurance salesman.

[21st Century Man]

I think this guy has smoked a boatload of weed. A big boat like the Titantic.

[Ghost Nutter]

He just said rods swim through the air...If this isn't  some fucked up shit LOL

[trostol]

Rod's not here man

[superfan]

He saw a rod fly out of his wife's twat...the dildo was too lubed up and her snatch sent it rocketing by his head.

This guy sounds like Chong from Cheech and Chong MAN
He says "Man" in every sentence Man,Like Man,i saw a big BROWN rod man,in the toilet man.

[Jocko Johnson]

I missed the opening, did Heather have anything to say about the repeat last night?

[jjsmooth]

Now I understand. Heather's show is extremely important for exploring bullshit night after night. Getting checkbook out now. Does Keith accept checks?