Midnight In The Desert

[The King of Kings]

She mentions a special new affiliate a shortwave radio station in Nashville, Tennessee.  Wasn't that the same station that had the Ted Gunderson show?

[Auslandia]

What manner of bullshitter is going to be on the air this evening?

[The King of Kings]

Heather reading an alien cuckold fantasy from lonely women.

[GravitySucks]

What manner of bullshitter is going to be on the air this evening?

All the network news is over by now.

[Dr. MD MD]

What manner of bullshitter is going to be on the air this evening?

Ever wanted to have a 3-way with Mary-Ann AND Ginger from Gilligan's Island? Well, now you can with Lucid Dreaming 

[GravitySucks]

Heather reading an alien cuckold fantasy from lonely women.

[Chronaut]

What manner of bullshitter is going to be on the air this evening?

Lucid dreaming guest.  Pretty legit actually.  Lucid dreaming is a proven phenomenon.

[The King of Kings]

What's wrong bro?

You in the garage while your wife "entertains" Klingons and Romulans?

[Ciardelo]

I didn't watch it. We're there any rocks?

I think so. I'm not sure if anybody actually picked one up but there were rocks there somewhere I'm sure.

[GravitySucks]

Lucid dreaming guest.  Pretty legit actually.  Lucid dreaming is a proven phenomenon.

Did you ever read the Carlos Castaneda books?

[Ciardelo]

Ever wanted to have a 3-way with Mary-Ann AND Ginger from Gilligan's Island? Well, now you can with Lucid Dreaming 

THAT's what the doctor ordered!

[Donald Noory]

What is she blathering on about?

[Juan Cena]

Surprisingly, there may be long-lived neutron-rich isotopes of 115 on the Island of Stability.  Some (wildly hypothetical but nevertheless academic) estimates predict half-lives up to millions of years.  Unfortunately there's no existing apparatus to create these isotopes to find out, but there are proposals for a new facility on the table.

It's confounding that 20 years after he leaked his (cover) story, Lazar's infamous claims about element 115 still can't be refuted.

Can't be proven, either.

A show about creating new elements, and the search for the Periodic Table's island of stability could be interesting.

[NameHere]

What is she blathering on about?

Very important things

[Donald Noory]

Wow, Robert Wagner is on, ask him how Natalie Wood died.

[Chronaut]

Did you ever read the Carlos Castaneda books?

Yep.  Some of the techniques in The Eagle's Gift opened up some fuckin' crazy doors.  The story may be fictional, but some of those techniques are as real as a wedgie.

[Coffeeman]

What is she blathering on about?

Some second-hand anecdote about ghost and shit from Japan.

[Dr. MD MD]

THAT's what the doctor ordered!

I'm not guaranteeing it'll work for everyone but I do recommend it myself 

[Auslandia]

I guess I'm into lucid dreaming as long as it ends up with a little....well you know.

[Taco Bell]

Do Japanese ghosts still buy vending machine panties?

[Robert]

Lucid dreaming guest.  Pretty legit actually.  Lucid dreaming is a proven phenomenon.

How could it be proven?  Why would anyone bother proving it?  What's the big deal about it?  It's just being aware you're dreaming while you're dreaming.  Is there supposed to be something hard about that?

[The King of Kings]

I guess I'm into lucid dreaming as long as it ends up with a little....well you know.

I don't know.  Where you implying some sort of sexual situation involving lucid dreams?

[GravitySucks]

Yep.  Some of the techniques in The Eagle's Gift opened up some fuckin' crazy doors.  The story may be fictional, but some of those techniques are as real as a wedgie.

If the guest goes into that direction, I might call in with a story about the first time I was able to control a dream the way they describe in that book.

[weeberwubber]

Hell yeah I want a tasty beverage.

[Auslandia]

How could it be proven?  Why would anyone bother proving it?  What's the big deal about it?  It's just being aware you're dreaming while you're dreaming.  Is there supposed to be something hard about that?

That's what I'm hoping for.  Hardness

[Juan Cena]

Heather reading an alien cuckold fantasy from lonely women.

The downside of using the Paranormal Dating site.

[Kolchak]

Wow, Robert Wagner is on, ask him how Natalie Wood died.

[analog kid]

The song from From Dusk till Dawn?

[Donald Noory]

Oh, Keith said Heather is "sitting in for Art." So when's he coming back?

[Taco Bell]

Yep.  Some of the techniques in The Eagle's Gift opened up some fuckin' crazy doors.  The story may be fictional, but some of those techniques are as real as a wedgie.

Just added that to my must read list. Thanks!