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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM

good fucking lord this broad is fucking dopey

DeltaBravo

Quote from: norland2424 on January 13, 2016, 10:07:57 PM
shes better then noory
I thought no one could be that bad but Heather proved everyone wrong.

superfan

Quote from: Robert on January 13, 2016, 10:04:58 PM
That's the problem here: HW's a creampuff interviewing on subjects like this, because she can't help but want to relate her own similar but even better story.

Reminds of the conclusion of the movie of One Touch of Venus, which scene I understand was not in the play it came from.  The patient has been relating to his psychiatrist the patient's experience with a woman's statue he awakened.  The psychiatrist explains that things like this are a common phenomenon with people about to get married, and then he begins to tell, but doesn't actually tell, a story of an experience he'd had with a lady who could actually skate on thin air.  It's a hilarious coda & subversion of the story that says to the audience, "You've been wasting your time watching this, when I could've told you a better one."
HEATHER SAYS A SHADOW PERSON ENTERED HERE PUSSY! NUFF SAID ROFLMAO X3

GravitySucks

Quote from: Robert on January 13, 2016, 10:08:29 PM
If by "grasp" you mean credulity.

She's getting more like Noory in these paranormality programs.  She was asking if this could be connected to that, & I'm imagining the stock Qs we think of in cx w Noory, "Could it have been an angel?  Could it be a portal?"

Robert, dude, you kill me with your abbreviations. This isn't snapchat.


Quote from: superfan on January 13, 2016, 10:09:16 PM
HEATHER SAYS A SHADOW PERSON ENTERED HERE PUSSY! NUFF SAID ROFLMAO X3

Heather likes the BIG BLACK SHADOW DICK.

Donald Noory

C'mon I want to hear about The Asshat Man aka FakeSci-Fi Author

popple

"They definitely recognize the name of Cheesus"


Robert

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 13, 2016, 10:00:10 PMBlame Robert--I tried to get him to mentor her like he has been with Ms. Wade.
Ms. Wade's voice is not a problem.  I hope she never changes that.

GravitySucks

Quote from: popple on January 13, 2016, 10:10:40 PM
"They definitely recognize the name of Cheesus"



Popple, you always crack me up

superfan

Quote from: The King of Kings on January 13, 2016, 10:08:46 PM
good fucking lord this broad is fucking dopey
Dopey is being charitable.
The show is a joke.
But again I ask...Did HW say a Shadow person banged her??? I really,really,really thought I heard that.In which case we would be a match as I have a Shadow Dick.


superfan

Quote from: The King of Kings on January 13, 2016, 10:10:16 PM
Heather likes the BIG BLACK SHADOW DICK.
Possibly.But you have competition as some spirit has already done the mickey mouse.

Bradsmith313

Riddle me this . . . . If some of you asshats aren't happy then why do you lurk and troll? Go over to a C2C forum.


SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Donald Noory on January 13, 2016, 10:06:30 PM
At least you know what you're guilty of.

It's exactly what I'm guilty of. And there's a reason for that.

Quote from: superfan on January 13, 2016, 10:12:35 PM
Possibly.But you have competition as some spirit has already done the mickey mouse.

Shadow people's dick game is strong on Heather.

Quote from: Bradsmith313 on January 13, 2016, 10:12:44 PM
Riddle me this . . . . If some of you asshats aren't happy then why do you lurk and troll? Go over to a C2C forum.

he mad

Cynnie

Has anyone here seen a shadow anything ? I think I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight

Donald Noory

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on January 13, 2016, 10:13:15 PM
It's exactly what I'm guilty of. And there's a reason for that.

Because you're The Asshat Man.


superfan

Someone HAS TO ask her what she said about the Shadow person touching her in the special area!I cant let her get away making a comment like that.
New show title "Shadow orgasms with Heather"

Donald Noory

Quote from: Bradsmith313 on January 13, 2016, 10:12:44 PM
Riddle me this . . . . If some of you asshats aren't happy then why do you lurk and troll? Go over to a C2C forum.

Hey Prince Charles go diddle your valet.

JamesMcDonald

Quote from: Bradsmith313 on January 13, 2016, 10:12:44 PM
Riddle me this . . . . If some of you asshats aren't happy then why do you lurk and troll? Go over to a C2C forum.

You just answered your own question.  The asshats aren't happy so they lurk and troll.

Robert

Quote from: norland2424 on January 13, 2016, 10:07:57 PMshes better then noory
Tonight, only in that she's interested in the subject & paying att'n.  But she's just as much a pushover interviewing this lady as Noory would've been.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Bradsmith313 on January 13, 2016, 10:12:44 PM
Riddle me this . . . . If some of you asshats aren't happy then why do you lurk and troll? Go over to a C2C forum.

Don't waste your neurons on it. You're actually feeding them right now  ;)

Quote from: Donald Noory on January 13, 2016, 10:05:34 PM
Yeah I bought a ticket but since the odds are so high, only a complete fucking idiot would spend $100. And you would be that complete fucking idiot. I guess you thought Jesus would let you win if you furiously pumped the glory hole in your bible every night.

Your logic defies explanation.  So why buy a ticket?  100 bucks is no big deal.  At least I don't fantasize about getting pummeled by Karl Marx in a hot night of sex. I bet you use a lot of lube on your butt plug when you get off reading the Communist Manifesto.



DeltaBravo

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on January 13, 2016, 10:13:15 PM
It's exactly what I'm guilty of. And there's a reason for that.
The guilty white knight returns.


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