Midnight In The Desert

WOTR · June 07, 2018, 08:05:48 PM

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 07, 2018, 07:15:00 PM
Can you ask Miss Winnie to translate that for me?

I don't "speak radio," either.

WOTR · June 07, 2018, 08:07:17 PM

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 07, 2018, 07:31:15 PM
DAVE - You need a free 2-5 minute clip from the previous night that goes up on all social media at the same time every day.
It's time for Keith to get serious about things.
#SCHRADACY

What the hell would you know about social media and marketing?

***Oh... Right...

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 07, 2018, 04:44:21 PM
I am easy to find. I am right there near the top of Google.

Mr Apnea · June 07, 2018, 08:20:53 PM

Quote from: Mr Apnea on June 07, 2018, 08:01:19 PM
Lets compare:

Has more than one photo. Dave: Yes Heater: No
Website obeys trademark/copyright laws Dave: Yes Heater: No
Can be seen in public Dave: Yes Heater: No
Voice is free of fake inflections Dave: Yes Heater:No
Is really in the Desert Dave: No Heater: Yes (but do you really want to sleep with Camel Spiders)

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 07, 2018, 08:04:36 PM
Has hair Dave: No. Heater: Yes
Has beard Dave: Yes. Heater: No
Has mustache Dave: Yes. Heater: Yes

Has a 4th hour Dave: No Heater: Yes
Has listeners in the 4th hour Dave: No Heater: No

Sean92008 · June 07, 2018, 08:29:46 PM

On icecast, I found a channel with no listeners... High Desert Country radio... Not bad. Search it out on shoutcast if you want to hear stereotypical country and western. (I was the one listener...)

Pathetic numbers for LMN (sic), eh?

Wonder if Carl got paid for his original Heather website?

DaveSchrader · June 07, 2018, 08:33:43 PM

Quote from: Mr Apnea on June 07, 2018, 08:20:53 PM

Has a 4th hour Dave: No Heater: Yes
Has listeners in the 4th hour Dave: No Heater: No

Has a successful 12 yr run on Paranormal Radio Show Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful weekend show on Saturday and Sunday Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful True Crime Program on Tuesdays Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Travels the world with listeners to explore what he discusses Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has to get up early every day with 6 kids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has his own legacy with 8 children and 3 grandkids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has wasted his time doing this Dave: Yep Heater: Nope (Well played Heater)

chefist · June 07, 2018, 08:35:49 PM

Quote from: DaveSchrader on June 07, 2018, 08:33:43 PM
Has a successful 12 yr run on Paranormal Radio Show Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful weekend show on Saturday and Sunday Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful True Crime Program on Tuesdays Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Travels the world with listeners to explore what he discusses Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has to get up early every day with 6 kids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has his own legacy with 8 children and 3 grandkids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has wasted his time doing this Dave: Yep Heater: Nope (Well played Heater)

Spookcat · June 07, 2018, 08:36:16 PM

Quote from: DaveSchrader on June 07, 2018, 08:33:43 PM
Has a successful 12 yr run on Paranormal Radio Show Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful weekend show on Saturday and Sunday Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful True Crime Program on Tuesdays Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Travels the world with listeners to explore what he discusses Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has to get up early every day with 6 kids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has his own legacy with 8 children and 3 grandkids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has wasted his time doing this Dave: Yep Heater: Nope (Well played Heater)

But do you have cats?? Or at least a dog? Bird? Fish? Ferret? Iguana? Naked mole rat?

GravitySucks · June 07, 2018, 08:38:38 PM

Didnâ€™t someone here register the MITD URL and give it to Keith and Art?

https://twitter.com/keithrowland/status/1004700195706159104

Corona Kitty · June 07, 2018, 08:44:03 PM

Quote from: DaveSchrader on June 07, 2018, 08:33:43 PM
Has a successful 12 yr run on Paranormal Radio Show Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful weekend show on Saturday and Sunday Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful True Crime Program on Tuesdays Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Travels the world with listeners to explore what he discusses Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has to get up early every day with 6 kids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has his own legacy with 8 children and 3 grandkids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has wasted his time doing this Dave: Yep Heater: Nope (Well played Heater)

hehe shots fired.

Walks_At_Night · June 07, 2018, 08:45:51 PM

Quote from: username on June 07, 2018, 08:44:03 PM

hehe shots fired.

Don't you miss that kind of stuff?

Why don't you attack Malliard or something just to get the juices flowing again........................

chefist · June 07, 2018, 08:48:27 PM

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 07, 2018, 08:45:51 PM
Don't you miss that kind of stuff?

Why don't you attack Malliard or something just to get the juices flowing again........................

Ah, the Myke and Daniel wars...the good ole days.

Walks_At_Night · June 07, 2018, 08:49:55 PM

Quote from: chefist on June 07, 2018, 08:48:27 PM
Ah, the Myke and Daniel wars...the good ole days.

Yes they were great days. Somehow, I don't think a Mychael vs Malliard spat will end up in a side boob pix being posted.

That is probably a good thing!

trostol · June 07, 2018, 08:50:37 PM

Quote from: DaveSchrader on June 07, 2018, 08:33:43 PM
Has a successful 12 yr run on Paranormal Radio Show Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful weekend show on Saturday and Sunday Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has a successful True Crime Program on Tuesdays Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Travels the world with listeners to explore what he discusses Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has to get up early every day with 6 kids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has his own legacy with 8 children and 3 grandkids Dave: Yep Heater: Nope
Has wasted his time doing this Dave: Yep Heater: Nope (Well played Heater)

well....damn

Tommie Knocker · June 07, 2018, 08:51:52 PM

3 dumb asses on lnm talking like they no shit about a subject when none of them knows anything about anything.

Sean92008 · June 07, 2018, 08:52:00 PM

Quote from: spookcat on June 07, 2018, 08:36:16 PM
But do you have cats?? Or at least a dog? Bird? Fish? Ferret? Iguana? Naked mole rat?

They had a turtle that laid eggs in their yard... Does that count?

Jocko Johnson · June 07, 2018, 08:54:44 PM

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 06, 2018, 11:46:04 AM
DON'T YOU WORRY, DAVE!
Your friend Bart has you covered.
I am starting a GoFundMe to get you this sweet setup!
Let the passive aggressives find something else to whine about after they see your tootsies in the sand!

P.S. - Please don't wear your pants that way after I get you this.

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timebandit · June 07, 2018, 08:55:45 PM

so much for "never mentioning heather"..

DaveSchrader · June 07, 2018, 08:56:24 PM

Quote from: spookcat on June 07, 2018, 08:36:16 PM
But do you have cats?? Or at least a dog? Bird? Fish? Ferret? Iguana? Naked mole rat?

3 cats, Mr. Mittens, Miss Scarlet and Cheech.
2 birds, Rocket & Catnip
1 very large dust bunny under my bed

DS

Mr Apnea · June 07, 2018, 08:56:29 PM

Quote from: timebandit on June 07, 2018, 08:55:45 PM
so much for "never mentioning heather"..

Heater

timebandit · June 07, 2018, 08:56:56 PM

http://lnmradionetwork.com/

Morgus · June 07, 2018, 08:58:45 PM

Quote from: DaveSchrader on June 07, 2018, 08:56:24 PM
3 cats, Mr. Mittens, Miss Scarlet and Cheech.
2 birds, Rocket & Catnip
1 very large dust bunny under my bed

DS

Excellent - please take some photos of your pets and put them up at the MITD website please!

timebandit · June 07, 2018, 09:00:45 PM

thank you.. no cut of the intro

Doomed · June 07, 2018, 09:01:02 PM

Quote from: Tommie Knocker on June 07, 2018, 08:51:52 PM
3 dumb asses on lnm talking like they no shit about a subject when none of them knows anything about anything.

Listening to a Vara sign off is like watching a guy fall down a flight of stairs. Painful but hilarious...

Corona Kitty · June 07, 2018, 09:01:23 PM

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 07, 2018, 08:45:51 PM
Don't you miss that kind of stuff?

Why don't you attack Malliard or something just to get the juices flowing again........................

I actually called spooky Tim & Dave Scott hacks a few shows back. That was awesome.

Spookcat · June 07, 2018, 09:01:58 PM

Quote from: DaveSchrader on June 07, 2018, 08:56:24 PM
3 cats, Mr. Mittens, Miss Scarlet and Cheech.
2 birds, Rocket & Catnip
1 very large dust bunny under my bed

DS

Kudos for naming a bird catnip. My husband once named a cat Catthulu. He had a whole list of names: Chairman Meow, Meowstophales, Count Catula...

chefist · June 07, 2018, 09:01:59 PM

Quote from: timebandit on June 07, 2018, 09:00:45 PM
thank you.. not cut of the intro

No coincidence you post when endofdays Daniel does...none at all. :

Jocko Johnson · June 07, 2018, 09:03:15 PM

Quote from: Dyna-X on June 06, 2018, 12:08:38 PM
This Area 51 in Pahrump's backyard thing is something Art used to say as well, and its not really true.
Pahrump's main intersection is 60 miles from the nearest Area 51 border by air. (similar to Las Vegas)
By road, there are two choices: either a 198 miles of road travel through Vegas or 220 miles if you take the 95 route for less traffic. Each takes over 3 hours.

Meanwhile, how long did Heater Wad jerk us all off as she was in Ca saying she was MITDesert? Then was in the Desert and didn't say a word, (probably was there when all the alledged shooting and whatever was going on acting like she was 100's of miles away) nut was in the Desert and wanted us to believe she was in Callie... Remember the, "well this weekend I loaded up the truck and moved to the cuckshed in the Desert" when she was there for like who knows 3yrs???
She speaky wit da forked tongue!

Walks_At_Night · June 07, 2018, 09:05:31 PM

Quote from: username on June 07, 2018, 09:01:23 PM
I actually called spooky Tim & Dave Scott hacks a few shows back. That was awesome.

Ah. Missed that. Spooky Tim is probably a better target. Malliard would crush your spleen, if he could get those big webbed mits on you.

chefist · June 07, 2018, 09:05:44 PM

That would actually be another good show...talking about the hysteria after Okie City...

Mr Apnea · June 07, 2018, 09:06:43 PM

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on June 07, 2018, 09:03:15 PM
Meanwhile, how long did Heater Wad jerk us all off as she was in Ca saying she was MITDesert? Then was in the Desert and didn't say a word, (probably was there when all the alledged shooting and whatever was going on acting like she was 100's of miles away) nut was in the Desert and wanted us to believe she was in Callie... Remember the, "well this weekend I loaded up the truck and moved to the cuckshed in the Desert" when she was there for like who knows 3yrs???
She speaky wit da forked tongue!

I wasn't paying attention until I heard her freak on camel spiders - dumb ass gave it away (didn't even need Keith's weather forecast to blow her location)