Midnight In The Desert

[Lilith]

Did you know your neighbors may be wearing tinfoil hats behind closed doors?

I do NOW 

[ItsOver]

Travis 'gets it'

HW sycophants winning!

http://youtu.be/TnHi3N_dtnU

[a is jump]

Where are you getting those numbers from?
i am seeing something totally different
https://soundcloud.com/uprn

This is the one from last month.

https://soundcloud.com/uprn/ufo-undercover-w-joe-18

[Yorkshire pud]

Not much so far:

Smoking on a part used bong
Walking through Parumph
Tell me, how long have I got a job, Keith
Some people say I’m a sorry bitch
Good to know
You don't care, I know
Cuckshed dreaming in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger
Than moonshine
You're gonna fire me I know
'Cause the farts are blowin' through
my hair
And the days surround your daylight
There
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air
Wishin' on a falling star
Watchin' for the early train
Sorry boy, but I've been hit by
Purple rain
Aw, come on Joe, you can always
Change your name
Thanks a…

https://youtu.be/bpnFINzMVPo

[timebandit]

so the way I understand it is heather bought the house with the broadcast station in it.
I thought it was a completely separate house but I've read whisperings that it is like a guest house on the bell compound.
So if that is true, can nevada real estate be divided up like that to create then sell just a parcel?
I'm thinking of moving to pharump but if heathers not purchasing I'll have rethink it.
thanks for any input

[IamNegan]

If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

Sorry, couldn't find an appropriate gif, but: Smelly tuna and old cheese...

[malliard]

anyone else funny it funny, one interview has 100K and the other has 2...... same host.. same site... same guest...

[Yorkshire pud]

anyone else funny it funny, one interview has 100K and the other has 2...... same host.. same site... same guest...

What are you talking about?

[AppealPlay]

Does not!   Come on down to Dixie dude.   Bojangle's is the great equalizer!

A Bo-Berry biscuit and a cup of black coffee is how the Lord intended a mans day to begin.

[IamNegan]

SO....got out of work early today, mainly to work on some parodies. Every song on the radio gave me ideas....don't know if I'll remember them all now lmao!

The crowning achievement was when the local station advertised their current contest: They're giving away a SHED - tagline "We give a SHED, and a SHEDload of stuff inside". I started laughing so fucking hard that I almost

[ponyboysunset]

Ok, first draft is complete. OMG I had so much fun doing this but boy was it mother fucking hard.

Heather - You're So High Girl

There's a shed in western state
On a street where a stalker played
A con she sure did make
As he taught her things for free

And there's a legend in this desert town
And he worked ‘til he dropped right down
They say, Heather, you put in him the ground
And she calls them all vultures

The vultures say: "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would make" (so high girl)
"Yeah, your voice could send Art Bell to his grave"

Now Heather she’ll do lots for fame
Casting spells and calling names
And Evil Keith she’s sure to blame
As subscribers pull right out

Art came on a summer's day
To the forum just to play
And it was Heather who stole his time away
And left them all behind

The vultures say: "Heather, you're so high girl" (you're so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"

Yeah, Heather used to watch his eyes
When he told broadcast stories
She could feel the drama fall and rise
She saw his ragin' glory
But he had never told the truth, Lord, he was a lyin’ man
And Heather did her best to understand

At night when the show winds down
She waits to hear that awful sound
Of the vultures who are hangin’ around
She still can hear them say

She hears them say "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"
It is, yes it is,
They said, "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

[WhiteCrow]

Such pleasantries from one of Heather's ride or die fanatics.
He definitely got a hard on for Ms. Wade and an axe to grind with Evil Keith.

B+

Excellant rant. Knows material and history, with a bit of spin.

[Bluejay]

What in the hell will go down today?

[ponyboysunset]

SO....got out of work early today, mainly to work on some parodies. Every song on the radio gave me ideas....don't know if I'll remember them all now lmao!

The crowning achievement was when the local station advertised their current contest: They're giving away a SHED - tagline "We give a SHED, and a SHEDload of stuff inside". I started laughing so fucking hard that I almost

It's a sign I tell you a sign. Btw it looks way easier than it is. I stuck to Art Bell bumper music because that makes it even funnier.

[Bluejay]

Oh and Keith Rowland called Heather crazee!

[WhiteCrow]

Pro tip for making "parodying" song lyrics..

Pick out a song that the repeat lines fit current situation. You can change these lines to if keep the general words intact.

Edit body of lyrics of song..

At heading of post...post the name of "real" parody song

Post you tube video of parody song at end of your changed lyrics.

[21st Century Man]

Ok, first draft is complete. OMG I had so much fun doing this but boy was it mother fucking hard.

Heather - You're So High Girl

There's a shed in western state
On a street where a stalker played
A con she sure did make
As he taught her things for free

And there's a legend in this desert town
And he worked ‘til he dropped right down
They say, Heather, you put in him the ground
And she calls them all vultures

The vultures say: "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would make" (so high girl)
"Yeah, your voice could send Art Bell to his grave"

Now Heather she’ll do lots for fame
Casting spells and calling names
And Evil Keith she’s sure to blame
As subscribers pull right out

Art came on a summer's day
To the forum just to play
And it was Heather who stole his time away
And left them all behind

The vultures say: "Heather, you're so high girl" (you're so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"

Yeah, Heather used to watch his eyes
When he told broadcast stories
She could feel the drama fall and rise
She saw his ragin' glory
But he had never told the truth, Lord, he was a lyin’ man
And Heather did her best to understand

At night when the show winds down
She waits to hear that awful sound
Of the vultures who are hangin’ around
She still can hear them say

She hears them say "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"
It is, yes it is,
They said, "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

5 stars!

[Bluejay]

"Drama Queen."

[ponyboysunset]

5 stars!

Thank you. Seriously I write fiction where there are no rules. This rules shit is hard. 

[ItsOver]

Thank you. ...This rules shit is hard. 

Don't go HW-crazy on us, PBS.

[malliard]

What are you talking about?

last page someone mentioned interviews with this host and HW having 100K listeners yet i found one with the same host, same guest, same website with only 2k listeners... seems a bit odd to me..

[MV/Liberace!]

The crowning achievement was when the local station advertised their current contest: They're giving away a SHED - tagline "We give a SHED, and a SHEDload of stuff inside". I started laughing so fucking hard that I almost

heh heh

[ponyboysunset]

last page someone mentioned interviews with this host and HW having 100K listeners yet i found one with the same host, same guest, same website with only 2k listeners... seems a bit odd to me..

That's nothing some screw ball account from last night claimed millions of listeners. Yeah and Christina Hendricks is my secret fuck buddy.  :

[malliard]

i had a network owner tell me to add at least 000 to any number i see.... cause sever companies dont know what they are doing..

[MV/Liberace!]

Ok, first draft is complete. OMG I had so much fun doing this but boy was it mother fucking hard.

Heather - You're So High Girl

There's a shed in western state
On a street where a stalker played
A con she sure did make
As he taught her things for free

And there's a legend in this desert town
And he worked ‘til he dropped right down
They say, Heather, you put in him the ground
And she calls them all vultures

The vultures say: "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would make" (so high girl)
"Yeah, your voice could send Art Bell to his grave"

Now Heather she’ll do lots for fame
Casting spells and calling names
And Evil Keith she’s sure to blame
As subscribers pull right out

Art came on a summer's day
To the forum just to play
And it was Heather who stole his time away
And left them all behind

The vultures say: "Heather, you're so high girl" (you're so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"

Yeah, Heather used to watch his eyes
When he told broadcast stories
She could feel the drama fall and rise
She saw his ragin' glory
But he had never told the truth, Lord, he was a lyin’ man
And Heather did her best to understand

At night when the show winds down
She waits to hear that awful sound
Of the vultures who are hangin’ around
She still can hear them say

She hears them say "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"
It is, yes it is,
They said, "Heather, you're so high girl" (so high girl)
"What a good cuck you would be" (so high girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady isn’t cheap"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

ok, there are a couple of problems in this one, but overall it's a keeper and i'll work on it.  bobgrau's is another, and that one is almost flawless.

[BobGrau]

Pro tip for making "parodying" song lyrics..

Pick out a song that the repeat lines fit current situation. You can change these lines to if keep the general words intact.

Edit body of lyrics of song..

At heading of post...post the name of "real" parody song

Post you tube video of parody song at end of your changed lyrics.

Also, more cuckbell.

[ItsOver]

Also, more cuckbell.

Can't have enough cuckbell!

[IamNegan]

Oh, fer chrissake! It's gotta be fate: Flopped down in front of the TV, hit the guide and guess what's coming on HBO HD now?

The Signal (2014)
A surprise awaits three college students who think they have tracked a rival computer hacker to a shed in the Nevada desert. I shit you not!

Anyway, here's a few of the songs I heard this morning that I can parody. Let me know if any of you have a preference while I work on Twilight Zone in the meantime:

1) Lost My Show Tonight (Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money)

2) Radio(in)active (Radioactive by The Firm)

3) She needs Some New Drugs (I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis & the News)

4) Carry On Whackjob Son (Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas)

5) Bettergig (Betterman by Pearl Jam)

6) Should I Stay or Should I Go (the same, by The Clash)

7) Heather in the Sky With Bullshit (Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds by The Beatles)

Killshow Queen (Killer Queen by Queen)

9) Hysteria (same, by Def Leppard)

10) No More Mr Nice Guy - Keith parody there (No More Mr Nice Guy by Alice Cooper)

I can certainly find hundreds more I'm sure, but what do you guys think?

[Clede]

Is tonight's show going to feature live callers? Asking for a friend....

Per Joe Montaldo on Facebook: "call in at 504 2737379"

[ItsOver]

Speaking of, "Don't Fear the Queefer" would be amusing.