Midnight In The Desert

[Lilith]

I'm up to the asteroids and comets part of Daves last night show.  I'm really enjoying this part.

TidePods, Dave!



Hi Heather

Hi Paul

Hi Lasha

[WhiteCrow]

.... and folks that can't construct a sentence.

...and folks that only see .. the trees.

[Jocko Johnson]

Does he sell hemorrhoid ointment? Asking for a friend. 

Edit:

I misread your post. I thought you said he had a new shop (as opposed to show). Nevermind.

She will sell the butt hole pain cream if and only if it was sent to her in one the free boxes.

Meanwhile I was wondering, what if someone sent her a kitten or other small animal, gave it some meds to claim it during the trip, (these aren't brain surgeons here) or just foodstuff?

I was hoping she'd open a box and find a salami and cheese sitting in the HOT HOT desert for a month and the maggot infested rotted food products would cause her to gag and projectile vomit all over the cuckshed. The pungent aroma then cause her to pass out. Wonder if the 40 second dump button would have covered that mess?!

Who the fuck leaves a bunch of boxes with unknown contents from unk people sitting around a month or more and then open them one or two a week having no idea what is in them... maybe she should be calling the bomb squad or the germ warfare dudes. The least asking the hospital er to take a looksee...com'on man!!! She can't be this dopey, can she??

[WildCard]

Most do not know this, but know after his demise...I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Art was my first client, purchasing an inclusive policy for AfterLife Insurance (tm). He was whisked immediately to the Pearly Gates...honestly, it was a very smart decision to purchase the policy, given the information we've learned since his passing.

Get your policy today!

that's 10% off the top, not after taxes! i'll wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3X-GtEnjME

[WOTR]

Who the fuck leaves a bunch of boxes with unknown contents from unk people sitting around a month or more and then open them one or two a week having no idea what is in them... maybe she should be calling the bomb squad or the germ warfare dudes. The least asking the hospital er to take a looksee...com'on man!!! She can't be this dopey, can she??

50:1 odds that her "unboxing" on the radio consisted of her acting surprised at the "already known" contents of the boxes.  Want proof?  Send her a used condom and see if it gets "unboxed" on the radio...  Hell, she does not even have to re-wrap the packages like she might on video.  All she has to do is use her voice and pretend... "wow, I can't believe it is THAT big!  I'm fondling my box, and getting excited..."  (she may have some practice.) 

I would think she learned something from old snaggletooth...

[WhiteCrow]

She will sell the butt hole pain cream if and only if it was sent to her in one the free boxes.

Meanwhile I was wondering, what if someone sent her a kitten or other small animal, gave it some meds to claim it during the trip, (these aren't brain surgeons here) or just foodstuff?

I was hoping she'd open a box and find a salami and cheese sitting in the HOT HOT desert for a month and the maggot infested rotted food products would cause her to gag and projectile vomit all over the cuckshed. The pungent aroma then cause her to pass out. Wonder if the 40 second dump button would have covered that mess?!

Who the fuck leaves a bunch of boxes with unknown contents from unk people sitting around a month or more and then open them one or two a week having no idea what is in them... maybe she should be calling the bomb squad or the germ warfare dudes. The least asking the hospital er to take a looksee...com'on man!!! She can't be this dopey, can she??

https://youtu.be/nABM14m7s7k

[SpookyTim]

Just wanted to thank everyone who was watching and in the chat tonight, before I crash. Hope you all enjoyed hearing Dan Moldea as much as I did.

Goodnight, all.

And Hi Paul!

[Sean92008]

that's 10% off the top, not after taxes! i'll wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3X-GtEnjME

I still remember all the entertainment the wild and wooly Dr. euGene Scott gave me.  Long after the debacle with the FCC over KDOC.  He ended up on what later became the International Channel.  The video above, he's clean shaven, at the time I think he was still grand poobah of the AofG Church or something like that.

He would send out booklets and I remember ordering one on the Great Pyramids.  I don't think I paid for it.  Church dollars at work, you know.

[WOTR]

that's 10% off the top, not after taxes! i'll wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3X-GtEnjME

That video is like watching amateur hour...

"Jesse Duplantis, leader of Jesse Duplantis Ministries and the owner of three other private jets, is asking his followers to chip in so his ministry can purchase a brand new Dassault Falcon 7X, which runs about $54 million.

In a video recently published on his website, Duplantis says the planes get him closer to the Lord -- both literally and figuratively -- and he had a divine conversation in which Jesus asked for the new aircraft by name."

*the sooner these fuckers wither and die, the better...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skORJ4RaroY

[Doomed]

She seems to have a certain appeal to poor spellers

Her audience is comprised of older folk, who came up during the Ward and June generation. She has, it appears, a large number of silver haired couples who adore her. The wife, either barren, or suffering from empty nest syndrome, who needs to mother her, or live vicariously through her. The males of the group have other motives. They thinly disguise their lust with messages of support in a male libido sort of way, sneaking off to the bathroom, while the wife whimpers and fawns in front of their C.Crane radio, and yanks one off while drooling over the picture on his smartphone. The rest of the herd are merely there due to a lack of a life. That about sum it up?

[AstroBuzz]

Her audience is comprised of older folk, who came up during the Ward and June generation. She has, it appears, a large number of silver haired couples who adore her. The wife, either barren, or suffering from empty nest syndrome, who needs to mother her, or live vicariously through her. The males of the group have other motives. They thinly disguise their lust with messages of support in a male libido sort of way, sneaking off to the bathroom, while the wife whimpers and fawns in front of their C.Crane radio, and yanks one off while drooling over the picture on his smartphone. The rest of the herd are merely there due to a lack of a life. That about sum it up?

Yep! 👍👍

[Sean92008]

that's 10% off the top, not after taxes! i'll wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3X-GtEnjME

Interesting parallels between Art Bell and Dr. euGene Scott...  Not everything (obviously) but a media star and a protegee who claims the legacy.  (BTW, Dr. Scott's widow has been suing everybody for copyright infringement and killing his message...  Oh and she used to be Barbie Bridges, a porn actress)

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/news/a2823/melissa-scott-porn-pastor/

[PB the Deplorable]

Her audience is comprised of older folk, who came up during the Ward and June generation. She has, it appears, a large number of silver haired couples who adore her. The wife, either barren, or suffering from empty nest syndrome, who needs to mother her, or live vicariously through her. The males of the group have other motives. They thinly disguise their lust with messages of support in a male libido sort of way, sneaking off to the bathroom, while the wife whimpers and fawns in front of their C.Crane radio, and yanks one off while drooling over the picture on his smartphone...

Wait, are we talking about the phone sex job or MITD?

[Corona Kitty]

Her audience is comprised of older folk, who came up during the Ward and June generation. She has, it appears, a large number of silver haired couples who adore her. The wife, either barren, or suffering from empty nest syndrome, who needs to mother her, or live vicariously through her. The males of the group have other motives. They thinly disguise their lust with messages of support in a male libido sort of way, sneaking off to the bathroom, while the wife whimpers and fawns in front of their C.Crane radio, and yanks one off while drooling over the picture on his smartphone. The rest of the herd are merely there due to a lack of a life. That about sum it up?

I can't talk too much shit,  I've looked at the demographic of my listeners on YouTube and I actually have a large percentage, of listeners that are the age of 45 and up. I find that very odd as my show is very crass and naughty.

[SredniVashtar]

Her audience is comprised of older folk, who came up during the Ward and June generation. She has, it appears, a large number of silver haired couples who adore her. The wife, either barren, or suffering from empty nest syndrome, who needs to mother her, or live vicariously through her. The males of the group have other motives. They thinly disguise their lust with messages of support in a male libido sort of way, sneaking off to the bathroom, while the wife whimpers and fawns in front of their C.Crane radio, and yanks one off while drooling over the picture on his smartphone. The rest of the herd are merely there due to a lack of a life. That about sum it up?

Sums it up perfectly. I can't even hate-listen to her show, all the phoniness and manipulation is too repulsive.

[SredniVashtar]

I can't talk too much shit,  I've looked at the demographic of my listeners on YouTube and I actually have a large percentage, of listeners that are the age of 45 and up. I find that very odd as my show is very crass and naughty.

I doubt whether people under-35 these days have the patience to listen to something that lasts a couple of hours, so it doesn't surprise me all that much.

[Kolchak]

I doubt whether people under-35 these days have the patience to listen to something that lasts a couple of hours, so it doesn't surprise me all that much.

Based on conversations with peers, I can vouch for this.

[Doomed]

Wait, are we talking about the phone sex job or MITD?

Yes

[Lilith]

I can't talk too much shit,  I've looked at the demographic of my listeners on YouTube and I actually have a large percentage, of listeners that are the age of 45 and up. I find that very odd as my show is very crass and naughty.

Honestly Mike, I think listeners over 45, like myself, are surrounded by content that is geared to be acceptable to the "general audience" and as such loses the appeal to older audiences, as it comes across as "school teacher-ish", "unnatural", and predictable, as in same stuff different day, different speaker.  We have been surrounded by the same topics, presented to us in the same polite "sing-songy" type vocal cadence, as you would expect to hear from any grade school teacher.  No matter what ones age, a person who is giving their time, and maybe their dollars to listen to someone, hopes to actually LEARN something, or at least hear something that makes them think, or makes them question their beliefs.  They want to hear about new things that are happening today, not the same things over and over by different speakers.  If I could wish for something in "radio", it would be for a radio network that is NOT suitable for general audiences, that risks listening to the truly controversial, and the difficult.  Of course, it would not be easy, nor would it be for the lazy hosts who are used to having all their work finding guests and topics, done for them by hosts of generations past, nor would it be for those prone to having their "feels" hurt.  I could go on, but I don't want to get TLDR  LOL

[Corona Kitty]

I doubt whether people under-35 these days have the patience to listen to something that lasts a couple of hours, so it doesn't surprise me all that much.

No doubt, we are a nation here in America of A.D.D riddled drones. 25-35 is actually a small percentage of my audience... 12.4%

45-54 a whopping 26.5%  that's shocking to me. 65+ over is 16.3%

[Spookcat]

Sums it up perfectly. I can't even hate-listen to her show, all the phoniness and manipulation is too repulsive.

It's quite depressing to watch her burn so many bridges and make such mindless decisions when years ago on BG she said that being a radio personality would be her dream job. I can't imagine how depressed you lot are who regularly communicated with (Redacted).

[Corona Kitty]

Honestly Mike, I think listeners over 45, like myself, are surrounded by content that is geared to be acceptable to the "general audience" and as such loses the appeal to older audiences, as it comes across as "school teacher-ish", "unnatural", and predictable, as in same stuff different day, different speaker.  We have been surrounded by the same topics, presented to us in the same polite "sing-songy" type vocal cadence, as you would expect to hear from any grade school teacher.  No matter what ones age, a person who is giving their time, and maybe their dollars to listen to someone, hopes to actually LEARN something, or at least hear something that makes them think, or makes them question their beliefs.  They want to hear about new things that are happening today, not the same things over and over by different speakers.  If I could wish for something in "radio", it would be for a radio network that is NOT suitable for general audiences, that risks listening to the truly controversial, and the difficult.  Of course, it would not be easy, nor would it be for the lazy hosts who are used to having all their work finding guests and topics, done for them by hosts of generations past, nor would it be for those prone to having their "feels" hurt.  I could go on, but I don't want to get TLDR  LOL

Hi brig,

Yes it's a lot of the same song and dance the ol cookie cutter, safe for work type thing. I understand some people like that, but I feel I'm passed that stage myself. There is a ton of content out there, a lot of is good but it's usually the same thing we've all heard.

I try to really put on an entertaining show, usually second half of my program is when I get a chance to talk about political & social issues. Tonight we a good example of  great non pc listening.

Your post echoes much of what I think myself, this is why I can't listen to a majority of these shows out here.

[SredniVashtar]

It's quite depressing to watch her burn so many bridges and make such mindless decisions when years ago on BG she said that being a radio personality would be her dream job. I can't imagine how depressed you lot are who regularly communicated with (Redacted).

I can't claim to know her, but she used to pop up on the GC as a caller for a while before she became a co-host. She was pleasant, if a bit dim. But then she changed, subtly but noticeably, when Art showed up. I figured she was a fake then, but I couldn't imagine how it was all going to develop.

[SredniVashtar]

Hi brig,

Yes it's a lot of the same song and dance the ol cookie cutter, safe for work type thing. I understand some people like that, but I feel I'm passed that stage myself. There is a ton of content out there, a lot of is good but it's usually the same thing we've all heard.

I try to really put on an entertaining show, usually second half of my program is when I get a chance to talk about political & social issues. Tonight we a good example of  great non pc listening.

Your post echoes much of what I think myself, this is why I can't listen to a majority of these shows out here.

If you do a show on topics that interest you you're more likely to interest the general listener anyway, I think. Otherwise it feels bland. I might not care about the subject, but if two people are talking about something with enthusiasm then it rubs off. Heather obviously never really cared about this stuff and it shows.

[Kolchak]

I can't claim to know her, but she used to pop up on the GC as a caller for a while before she became a co-host. She was pleasant, if a bit dim.

Heather's natural speaking voice is much nicer than her awful "professional radio" voice. Adopting it was her first mistake in a long, long series of mistakes.

Had she adopted that fake voice fully during the MITD test show? It's been so long I don't remember, and can't seem to find a download.

[Lilith]

Hi brig,

Yes it's a lot of the same song and dance the ol cookie cutter, safe for work type thing. I understand some people like that, but I feel I'm passed that stage myself. There is a ton of content out there, a lot of is good but it's usually the same thing we've all heard.

I try to really put on an entertaining show, usually second half of my program is when I get a chance to talk about political & social issues. Tonight we a good example of  great non pc listening.

Your post echoes much of what I think myself, this is why I can't listen to a majority of these shows out here.

I will try to tune in live during the upcoming show on Saturday Mike.

[Corona Kitty]

If you do a show on topics that interest you you're more likely to interest the general listener anyway, I think. Otherwise it feels bland. I might not care about the subject, but if two people are talking about something with enthusiasm then it rubs off. Heather obviously never really cared about this stuff and it shows.

From the only times I've listened to her she always seemed, to lack legitimate conviction. You can always tell when someone isn't Into something. I can't help but wonder In her case, why be something your not?

[Corona Kitty]

I will try to tune in live during the upcoming show on Saturday Mike.

Chefist joined in tonight, we talked about Rosanne & the cunt word. It was a very fun family values kind of show, a real foot tapper.

[whoozit]

She will sell the butt hole pain cream if and only if it was sent to her in one the free boxes.

Meanwhile I was wondering, what if someone sent her a kitten or other small animal, gave it some meds to claim it during the trip, (these aren't brain surgeons here) or just foodstuff?

I was hoping she'd open a box and find a salami and cheese sitting in the HOT HOT desert for a month and the maggot infested rotted food products would cause her to gag and projectile vomit all over the cuckshed. The pungent aroma then cause her to pass out. Wonder if the 40 second dump button would have covered that mess?!

Who the fuck leaves a bunch of boxes with unknown contents from unk people sitting around a month or more and then open them one or two a week having no idea what is in them... maybe she should be calling the bomb squad or the germ warfare dudes. The least asking the hospital er to take a looksee...com'on man!!! She can't be this dopey, can she??

I’m sure she screens the packages like her calls.

[Dr. MD MD]

Hey everyone, look!  It's my personal troll, the Dickdr.  Still cyberstalking me across the threads.  Unrequited homo.

Personal may be going too far. You're just one of many I consider troll worthy.